Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 112 You are simply a born Duke! (2-in-1)

This is... outrageous! How could such a ridiculous thing happen?

Looking at the shiny new badge on the panel, not only the nobles in the ward were stunned, but Leon in the wheelchair was also caught off guard.

I just broke into the Lane family at night a few days ago, not only killed their first heir, but also killed more than two hundred backbones one after another, and single-handedly created the Lane Blood Night that sent the Lane family into hell.

As a result, the old Duke of the Lane family didn't know why he was crazy. Not five seconds after he was pushed into the ward, he inexplicably named himself as the next heir, making himself the biggest beneficiary of the Lane Blood Night Incident...

Mudd! Isn't this deceiving?

Since he is the ultimate beneficiary, and he is also suspected of having the ability to create Ryan's Bloody Night, as long as there is a sane person in the cleanup bureau, he will have to send a company of investigators down to investigate him from the inside out!

"Everyone, please listen to me!"

Suddenly being smothered in the face by a two-ton hot potato, although he felt no guilt at all, Leon frowned and quickly refused:

"I'm not interested in this title, why not consider other options..."

"Asshole!"

Before Leon could finish speaking, an old man with gray hair and gorgeous clothes stood out from the crowd and scolded with disdain in his eyes:

"This is the title of Duke Lionheart! And the old Duke himself identified it before he died! Can you just give it up with just a word?"

So it’s none of your business?

As a reasonably qualified person, Leon might have paid attention to his words in normal times, but now he was eager to get rid of this hot potato and get rid of the suspicion of creating Ryan's **** night, so he was not very polite in his words.

"Who are you riding on?"

After saying the response that made the nobles' expressions change drastically, Leon quickly looked at the old man's attire and found a cyan crown with three single feathers on the badge on his chest.

Although cameras are now available, they are not widely spread due to their high price. In many cases, identification still relies on documents and emblems, so the kingdom's emblem law is quite strict.

According to the Emblem Law, all emblems must strictly follow the relevant requirements when making them, especially the nobility emblems that represent status. The crown, coat of arms, halberd and cassock must also be missing.

Among them, the most important crown mark is the emblem used to identify the status level. In addition to the diamond king, which represents the royal family, the fifth-level title of Duke Bozinan requires the use of the corresponding colors of the five metals of gold, silver, copper, iron and tin.

In addition, the royal family's diamond crown will have a robin as its emblem, and the crown emblem of the fifth-level title needs to be lined with a corresponding single feather, which means that the nobility is an important feather supporting the royal family.

Among them, the highest-ranking duke has a base of five feathers, and the lowest-ranking baron has a base of one feather. Those who have made significant contributions after inheriting the title can add an additional feather, which is regarded as an additional honor.

The three-feathered bronze crown on the badge of the white-haired old man proves that he belongs to the third level of earl in the kingdom's title hierarchy, and he is still an ordinary earl who has made no achievements in his life except for inheriting the title.

…

"Haha, with such a loud tone, I thought you were some kind of big shot, but you turned out to be an earl?"

In order to get rid of this troublesome dukedom as soon as possible and avoid incurring scrutiny from the Cleanup Bureau, Leon simply gave up and smiled contemptuously at the white-haired old man.

With the intention of offending as many people as possible, preferably all at once, so that they can work hard to elect someone else to be the Duke, Leon endured the severe pain from his skin and stood up from the wheelchair. In full view of the public, he slowly Walking up to the white-haired old man, he raised his hand and vigorously poked the three-feathered copper crown on his chest.

"The third-class earl only has the most basic three feathers... turns out to be a little loser?"

Bad boy? I? Bad boy?

After hearing Lyon's "fair" evaluation of himself, and feeling the strange looks from the nobles on him, the white-haired old man staggered two steps after being poked. He couldn't help but feel a rush of blood rushing to his head, and roared angrily:

"you!!"

"What are you? Am I wrong?"

Worried that the attack would not be strong enough to get rid of this unlucky dukedom, Leon secretly switched his badges and equipped himself with the silver-level [Elite Performer]. Then he crossed his arms and raised his head slightly, and sneered with disdain:

"A third-class earl with three feathers... Hehe, don't you know how valuable the feathers given by the royal family are?

Even if you pretend to collect taxes, pretend to help a disaster, or even give a big gift when the princess is born, you will be awarded a feather by the royal family. You are already so old, and there are still only three feathers on the badge, no? What is the little Yakuza? "

"I...I..."

"What am I? If I were you I would wipe my **** neck!"

With the help of the Silver-level [Elite Performer], Leon's rather handsome face revealed his heartfelt disgust and bone-deep contempt.

"Believe me, die early."

After reaching out and patting the white-haired old man's slack face, Leon leaned over and suggested sincerely:

"Looking at how angry you are, you can at least continue to waste food for twenty or thirty years. If you hang yourself today, you will probably save a lot of money for the kingdom, which can be regarded as a small contribution.

Think about it, if the royal family knows that you have made such a great contribution, if they feel happy and reward you with a bird feather, wouldn't you no longer be a little bastard? Wouldn’t this be the best of both worlds? "

Nonsense! absurd! You deserve to die! !

After being ridiculed by this extremely insulting thing, the white-haired old man, who turned purple, was about to object, but he saw Leon's eyes.

Two points of disgust, three points of contempt, and the remaining five points are full of sincerity.

What this **** **** said is actually true! He truly believed from the bottom of his heart that for a "foolish" nobleman like himself, dying immediately would be more valuable than living!

"Ho...ho..."

After receiving a sincere blow from Leon's eyes, a whole lot of scolding and even extremely vicious curses suddenly got stuck in his throat, turning into a blood pressure of over 200 in an instant, and a mouthful of sticky yellow phlegm that burned his heart and lungs. , the white-haired old man rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, and fell down on the spot.

Damn it? !

Unexpectedly, just two words came out of his mouth, and the old man was -1 on the spot. Even Leon was startled and instinctively took a step back.

"You saw it! I poked him twice with my finger, but he poured it himself!" "..."

Yes, we all saw it. You did only poke him twice with your fingers, but you just stabbed his heart with at least a thousand knives with your mouth!

Most of the nobles are shameless, at least on the surface they are shameless. They just scolded each other, and then they were stripped of their face and pointed at their noses and scolded. After two words, the old man fainted on the spot. Ward. The dozens of nobles inside immediately fell silent.

The new Lion-Hearted Duke is really a little bit generous. The white-haired old man has learned from the past. If he goes up and speaks out, he will be insulted in front of so many in-laws. Will he survive?

After waiting for a short while, except for a few familiar nobles who called people over to carry the old man out, the entire noble group remained silent in a tacit understanding. Although no one stood up to scold Lyon again, they actually did. No one suggested changing to another heir, highlighting an immediate acquiescence.

Anyway, this is a raider from the Lane family, not from our family, and the harm will not harm me. As for the noble’s face... he smiled. Compared with the actual benefits, the face is not worth a copper wheel!

If the successor Duke Lionheart is a shrewd and capable man, then everyone might still object. After all, the more of the Lane industry the new Duke can keep, the less he can divide it up, but now...

Seeing the new Duke who chose to openly offend his in-laws at a time when the Lane family needed support the most, and could even be said to act in public, dozens of nobles couldn't help but show satisfaction in their eyes.

It's good. This kind of foolish and arrogant young man who has no authority and no brains, but is also the most suitable person to succeed Duke Lionheart right now!

But after a month or two, when everyone has almost divided up the Lane family's property, he will be the Duke of the end, right?

…

There are only a few high-ranking powerful figures in the Ryan family who can have a decisive influence on the succession of the title.

Except for the old Duke who "strongly supported" Lyon, the remaining people were first killed and maimed by Bobby Lane, and then a group of people were "killed" by Lyon. The remaining people were nothing more than big cats and kittens. There are three of them, and they have either been decentralized for a long time or are getting old. The only people left who have the most say are the "in-laws" in the ward.

Ignoring the strong objections of the new Duke himself, the in-laws of the Lane family didn't even spend five minutes before deciding to follow the old Duke's last wish, making the man completely black-haired and black-eyed, and looking nothing like "Lane" "Leon has become the new boss of the more than 90,000 golden retrievers in the entire Ryan family.

This is... so ridiculous! It’s like child’s play!

After learning from the officer who pushed Leon into the ward how the new Duke was selected, the Minister of Defense was really excited and annoyed.

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Excitedly, her daughter patted her chest and assured herself that Leon was definitely not the kind of person who would fall to the nobility. Instead of worrying that he would collude with the old aristocrats after becoming a duke, it would be better to worry that he would directly overturn the table or even collude. The gangsters came back for another **** night and killed all the Lane family's in-laws.

If Isa's judgment is correct, the success of a "non-aristocratic" duke like him in the throne will definitely be a huge help to the princess's reform. He can have "one of his own" in the impenetrable House of Lords. ", which is equivalent to inserting a knife into the heart of the old aristocracy.

As for why I'm annoyed...

"Your Highness! These old nobles must be dealt with as soon as possible!"

Looking at the calm-looking princess behind the desk, the old man couldn't help but said angrily:

"The Lane family's sphere of influence is in the Ministry of Highways and the Military Department, mainly in public facilities and arms procurement. However, the core power of these two important departments is completely controlled by the old nobles, and they can be controlled almost without appointment. It’s private! You can only give your approval to the candidates they selected! How can this be done?”

"Well, I will, but not now."

The princess behind the desk looked through the files of the "new Duke" and said calmly:

"These old nobles are the carrion parasitic on the kingdom and must be dug out, but if they are not dug out properly, the wounds will bleed.

Back then, my father had ousted three finance ministers in a row and eliminated many small and medium-sized families in an attempt to personally control the kingdom's financial power. Then he ushered in an extremely fierce counterattack.

The result of their contest was that the entire kingdom's finances were at a standstill for half a year, and a total deficit of nearly 600 billion was revealed one after another, almost completely ruined. The Great Patriotic War six years ago could not even make up for the military expenditure. The deficit has been piling up to this day. "

When she said this, she stopped, picked up the pen and marked something on Lyon's file, and then continued:

"So you must not rush to do this kind of thing. If the price of cutting out the old nobles is to temporarily shut down the country, it will only cause a greater disaster, so we must do it step by step.

The current situation is actually just right, especially for our new Lion-Hearted Duke...well...do you know what he once said? "

Looking at the place circled with a pen on the file, the princess recited in a calm voice:

"As for the royal family and nobles, they are just a bunch of lice growing in their crotches. Once they **** blood and it hurts, they should be caught and pinched to death!"

? ! !

Completely unaware of Lyon's status as a "rebellious party", the Minister of Defense was shocked when he heard what the princess said.

However, when he was about to say something, he saw that the corners of the princess's usually steady mouth turned upward slightly.

"Although the metaphor is a bit bad, it is quite correct."

Not angry at being compared to lice in her crotch, the princess closed Lyon's file, opened the report on the attack on the prince, and then said with a smile:

"Lion-Hearted Duke...well...Lice-Hearted Duke...it's quite ironic if you think about it.

This Duke, who regards the nobles and the royal family as lice, has now become one of the strongest lice in the country. With the ability to lie on the kingdom and **** blood, I would like to see what he will do...

Oh, right, look at this. "

After handing over the report in her hand, the princess, who usually frowned, gave a rare chuckle, then stretched out her finger to tap the records on the report, and recounted with great interest:

"The earl who was scolded and fainted on the spot actually put a cabbage in his bedroom, and then threatened the public that Leon Lane's Lion-Hearted Duke would definitely rot faster than his cabbage!"

Cabbage...meaning two to three months at most?

After taking the report and reading it, the Minister of Defense couldn't help but frown, remembering the way his daughter's eyes lit up when she mentioned Lyon.

"Your Highness Veronica..."

The Minister of Defense sighed inwardly, and then took the initiative to ask:

"How long do you think he can last as a duke? Will the Lane family be liquidated after it is divided up?"

"Liquidation will not happen."

The princess thought for a while, shook her head and said:

"Except for the earl whom he offended to death, other nobles will not care about an empty Duke, but the Lane family may not live longer than that cabbage.

After losing members of the military and road administration, the Lane family's influence in the military was completely at its end. In politics, there was only one seat left in the House of Lords. There seemed to be something in business, but they all relied on the military. The orders from the Ministry of Transport and the Ministry of Highways were firmly established.

The Lane family currently occupies no one in the military, government, or business sectors. What kind of person does it take to hold up this stall that is about to collapse? "

(End of chapter)