Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 268 The Immortal in Wine

"Why did you drink half of it?"

Looking at Leon, whose face was red from drinking and walking unsteadily out of the store, the red-haired director, who had been squatting with him for a long time, couldn't help but said in a strange tone:

"Our Lord, the Prince, feels unhappy drinking alone, and wants to find some beautiful girls to drink with him to relieve his boredom, right?"

"That's okay..."

To the red-haired director's expectation, in the face of his own eccentricity, Leon did not smile shyly, but nodded vigorously, then staggered closer, grinning with a hazy look in his eyes:

"Drinking alone...isn't fun. It's better to have someone with you...I think...you're good..."

“…”

Yo?

After hearing Leon's words, the red-haired director looked at the palm on his shoulder, his brows raised slightly, and his beautiful fox eyes suddenly narrowed.

You **** didn't take me to drink with you even if you had some good wine, and now that you're drunk, you're actually teasing me with the power of wine? What is the difference between this and other women using my husband to give birth to children and then letting me raise them?

"Okay~ Whatever the Prince says is whatever~"

After reaching out to grab Leon's hand and putting it on his shoulder, the red-haired director carried the drunken Leon and walked toward his office with a smile. As he walked, he suggested:

"But, I don't drink much, but I know someone who is good at drinking. Do you want her to accompany you?"

"No...it's okay..."

After passing by his office and being taken to the door of Senior Emma's office, the drunken Leon giggled and then spoke to persuade him:

"You two together... there are so many people... it's lively!"

“…”

Want to be lively? OK! Then I will let you have a good time!

Glancing sideways at the very drunk Leon, the red-haired director couldn't help but sneered, then reached out and pushed open the door of Emma's office, and walked in with the drunk Leon on his side.

"Leon? How much have you drunk?"

After seeing Leon's appearance, Emma, ​​who was writing a report behind her desk, couldn't help but be slightly startled. Then she couldn't help but look at the red-haired director and cast a slightly complaining look at her.

It's all your fault. Leon, who used to be steady and reliable, has almost been turned into a drunkard by you!

What does it have to do with me? I didn’t hold a wine bottle either…well…I almost didn’t hold a wine bottle and forced him to drink it. Most of the time, he wanted to drink it himself, okay? I only have 50% of the pot at most.

After returning Senior Emma's speechless look, the red-haired director blinked and said with some malicious intent:

By the way, Emma, ​​that time when I was drunk and insisted on sleeping with you in my arms, what was your trick to scare me awake? Come on, come on, use it on him to help him sober up!

Not good? Leon will have a psychological shadow.

It's okay, I just happened to help him quit drinking. This **** just wanted to hug him and let us drink with him. Scare him just to make him remember.

real? Would Leon say something like this? Are you lying to me?

…

"I didn't... didn't drink much... just one sip from each bottle of the thousand bottles of wine... By the way, Senior Emma!"

Just as the red-haired director and senior Emma glared at each other and exchanged opinions fiercely with their eyes, Leon seemed to wake up a little, then let go of his arm on the red-haired director's shoulder, and stepped forward to grab Emma. Senior's palm.

"I've always...wanted to thank you."

After saying the opening remarks that surprised both of them, Leon grabbed the white and soft palm of senior Emma and said with a moved face:

"Since I joined the Cleanup Bureau, you have helped me a lot. You have given me weapons that I can use, you have taught me how to do tasks, and you have taken the trouble to tell me how to ensure my own safety during tasks... Oh, and Director !”

In the dazed look of the red-haired director, Leon let go and looked back at her, his hazy drunken eyes full of gratitude and said:

"If the director hadn't asked me to join the cleanup bureau, I would have been...well...and director, I have always kept your care for me in my heart and have never forgotten it. Although I am not strong enough now, I can help. My busy schedule is still relatively limited, but I...will definitely...continue to work hard and become a more reliable person that you can trust with confidence!"

“…”

Why...why did you suddenly say such sarcastic words? It sounds really… really embarrassing…

After receiving Emma's scolding look of "You are really talking nonsense, Leon wouldn't say that kind of thing", the red-haired director felt warm in his heart. He couldn't help but sigh helplessly and gave up his plan to take the opportunity to tease Leon. , it’s a pity...

"Unfortunately, Director, you also have many shortcomings."

Leon, who had drunk more than a thousand kinds of wine in a row and was shaking a little while standing, commented bluntly and without any hesitation:

"The director who has not drunk is very reliable, but after drinking, the director's mind is as simple as that of a female monkey. He can't tolerate anything but drinking. If you get interested, you will even catch my dog ​​passing by and drink it." two mouthfuls;

And if you don’t drink anymore, Director, you can’t help but find other fun, say some very narrow-minded words to tease people, and you are also very vindictive, extremely petty, and always give me bad ideas..."

“…”

It seems that I really have to help you sober up. If you continue to count like this, Olivia will really take revenge on you.

Listening to Leon's scolding like pouring beans from a bamboo tube, and watching the red-haired director's face getting darker and darker, Emma, ​​who couldn't help but laugh, couldn't help but smile, then reached out to hold Leon's hand, and gently touched the pad of his thumb with her nails. row.

"Huh?"

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Something happened that surprised Emma. Although she could still touch Leon's palm normally, the stroke that could cause a strong sting to the soul turned into a false bubble in a weird distortion. , as if he had never activated an abnormality.

What's going on? !

The red-haired director on the side also noticed this strange scene. After frowning in confusion, she raised her hand and snapped her fingers. A few bright red hairs quietly fell off and quickly wrapped around Leon's palm. passed.

However, the scene just now appeared again. After a strange distortion, those [Slaughter Blood Hair] disappeared into thin air, and Leon's wrist became empty again...

? ! ! Not even numbered anomalies? !

"Leon! Wake up!"

Discovering an extremely unusual situation, the red-haired director quickly grabbed Leon's shoulders, shook him who was somewhat drowsy, and asked solemnly:

"What's going on with you?"

"Huh? What...what's going on?"

"Of course it's your state! Why were Emma and I's anomalies forcibly restored when we encountered you?"

"You said this..."

After hearing the red-haired director's question, the sleepy Leon chuckled.

"I've become an immortal, so beautiful."

…

[Wine Fairy (different color, clear yellow, cannot be upgraded): A good drink of wine is between the lips and teeth, the sword of wind and frost is endless, the mist is misty and the clouds are thousands of miles away, and the joy is gone with one cup]

[Wearing effect: After drinking alcoholic beverages with a total weight greater than your own body weight, you will enter a special state of "drunken life and death"]

[Drunken Life and Dreaming of Death: During the period of drunkenness, all attacks that can cause harm to your body will be directly in vain; all attacks that can cause harm to your soul will be driven away by the drunkenness.

As a price for being immune to all damage, you will not be able to use any attack methods other than the physical body while "Drunk Life and Dreams of Death" is in effect, and because your soul is blinded by drunkenness, your thinking processing speed is forcibly reduced by 90%, making it difficult to restrain your behavior and language with reason. 】

[Advanced Route: The highest level has been reached and cannot be further advanced]

[Hidden characteristic (no need to wear it): Except for "drunk life and dreams of death", you will never be drunk again]

(End of chapter)