Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 282 Mission accomplished?

'The situation outside... is going well so far. ’

Seeing the sniffer who was pulled out by the burned man and choked unconscious after struggling for a few moments, Leon reacted and couldn't help but recounted with a strange expression:

'A sniffer just came out with a cigarette in his mouth. He probably wanted to let some air out, so he just opened the hatch for us, but... well... the bottle containing your ass, senior, was hit by the pop-up hatch. Down, it should have fallen to the bottom of the tower now. ’

‘…’

‘Don’t worry, Senior Pioni. ’

Sensing the complicated mood of the "Little Silver Man" senior, Leon quickly spoke to comfort him:

'In order to prevent someone from using long-range weapons to attack the airbag of the airship, a large area under the boarding tower is prohibited from entering. Senior, your **** should not fall into the hands of others. After the mission here is over, we Go down to the tower immediately and look for me, I promise to pick up your ass, senior! ’

‘…’

The **** is not the butt... that's okay, the main thing is the thing in front of the butt, don't throw that away!

'Okay...okay. ’

Now that he finally got into the private ship, he saw that he was just one step away from completing the task. He couldn't let a bunch of people go down to find his **** immediately. Pioni had no choice but to say:

'Then you have to hurry up, it feels strange to have no butt...'

‘Don’t worry, senior. So far, except for the accident with your butt, everything else has gone very smoothly. This mission will definitely be quick. ’

After comforting the little silver senior who lost his beloved buttocks, in order to avoid any further mishaps, Leon handed the thermos bottle in his hand to the sturdiest man with the burn, while he touched the cufflinks and exposed a small He cut off the sheep's horn and checked the situation inside the airship.

Soon, as the world in front of him shook slightly, the positions of one soul flame after another were directly "marked" by the black goat's soul vision.

"There are 5 people in the front cabin, who should be airship operators; 23 people in the back cabin, probably the guards escorting mineral specimens from the position; the middle cabin with the largest space only has 11 people, and the positions are scattered.

Judging from the structural diagram of the airship, the middle cabin is composed of many small separated rooms. The people who can have separate rooms on the private ship are probably the sniffers. "

After briefly describing the situation he "saw", Leon began to arrange actions and said:

"Going a little further, you should be in the airship's glove compartment. Next, use your space ability to twist the unconscious sniffer into the glove compartment and close it.

Then we go forward along the corridor, go directly to the control area of ​​the front cabin, close all the airtight valves between the cabins to prevent the guards responsible for escorting the rear cabin from coming out, and finally go back to the middle cabin to find the remaining sniffers, completely Changing their memories...is there a problem? "

"No."

"Simple!"

If it's work like going on stage to make speeches to win votes, it may be difficult for the rebel parties to do it, but this kind of thing like sneaking in to destroy attack targets is something that these old "criminals" are not too familiar with.

After Leon's words fell, except for the two sisters Lucy Phoebe who were only responsible for modifying the memory, the remaining people filed in one after another and walked towards the front cabin in a familiar manner, each one's footsteps as quiet as a cat.

Immediately afterwards, in Leon's soul vision, twenty seconds before the souls of the rebellious parties arrived at the control area, the five operators had already lost consciousness, and the sealing valves between the airship's cabins were also neatly released. down.

This level of infiltration is much better than mine.

After sighing at the deftness of the gang, after waiting for the few people who came back from the front cabin to take their seats, Leon took Lucy and the two sisters into the middle cabin of the airship. Only when the sniffers noticed something strange, they As soon as they ran out of their room, they were struck by the spiritual power of the [Holy Spirit Pendant] one after another, rolling their eyes and falling down one after another.

This move was done... simply smoothly~

Less than a minute after jumping off, he had taken control of the airship cabin with a total length of more than 120 meters, and successfully knocked down all key targets. Leon couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, and then modified it after the two sisters Lucy When I was remembering, I took people into the rooms of these sniffers and dug out their sniffing records.

…

[No.: 941001]

[Location: Lane County and northern Merino County, Hespito Volcano Group, Gray Ridge Mountain Col]

[Goal: Exploration of heat source points in the earth’s crust]

[Responsible person: Isaac Asimov]

[Geological conditions: The main body is composed of basalt and andesite, and mining is difficult...]

【…】

[Quality analysis: A-, the processing is difficult, and a giant quarry rated S needs to be built, as well as related facilities...]

[Reserve estimate: SS+, without major geological changes, the energy of the earth's crust can continue to output energy semi-permanently, and the total duration should exceed 300 years...]

[Value assessment: Ordinary cooperative mining is rated B+, and extreme special mining is rated S-.

However, extreme excavation is enough to meet more than 80% of current energy needs, but it will have a devastating impact on the environment within 12,000 square kilometers. Dust clouds mixed with volcanic ash will also disperse westward along the ocean monsoon, causing Acidic rainfall that has lasted for several years...The cost is too high and it is recommended to give up...]

Earth's crust heat source points, volcanoes... It seems that this report should be it.

After successfully finding his target among a large number of sniffing reports, Leon couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. He then rubbed his cufflinks, took out a small bottle, unscrewed it, and poured the contents onto the report.

"Bah!"

With a sticky sound, a black and white earthworm-like creature fell on the report and rolled around twice as if it hadn't woken up.

[Name: Food word worm body (knowledge, simulation)]

[Appearance: A heterochromatic ring-shaped earthworm as thick as a little finger. The specific color will automatically adjust according to the original color of the paper and the color of the text on it. There are a large number of strange organs similar to octopus suckers on the lower part of the body.

These tiny suckers are actually its mouthparts. Any text that falls on the paper will disappear directly after it crawls over it.]

[Ability: Extract text, simulate output]

[Price: After asking it for help, you need to write a creative, knowledgeable, or interesting text as a reward. Please note that it is very picky about food]

[File: The split daughter body of the god-level word-eating earthworm, one of the "tools" distributed by the Cleanup Bureau to each director-level member.

Usually, he is mainly responsible for eating the confidential documents generated after the cleanup work to prevent them from being forcibly snooped by the outside gods who covet the world by borrowing their power. It can also help modify some documents that need to be changed and reduce the work intensity of the directors.

This larva was assigned to Olivia, director of the virginity branch of the Cleanup Bureau 7 years ago. During this period, it consumed a total of 617 confidential documents and 215,307 text labels on alcoholic beverage bottles. It is now temporarily loaned to the virgin. Used by Leon Lane, the third-level incident handler of the branch]

[Evaluation: It’s a very interesting little bug. After eating so many wine labels in Olivia’s office, it is very interested in the taste of wine. After it helps you modify the file, you can also try to buy it a drink. A little whiskey, as much as a bottle cap is enough]

[Dilution value: 0.1]

Eat, eat! As long as you can change this report, let alone a bottle of whiskey, I will treat you to a whole barrel!

After being awakened by Leon's fingers, the black and white [worm body] stretched lazily, then took a "step" and slowly sniffed it in Leon's hand. The report climbed up.

As it continued to move along the grid on the paper, the entire handwriting on the sniffing report began to be eaten line by line. When it was almost eaten, the [Eating Words Lumbricus] turned around again and followed the line. The route I took when I came here "pulled" back line after line the words I had read. That's right, just pulled it back.

One after another, characters with completely different contents but no difference in handwriting from before fell from the needle-nosed "*" of [food character worm body] one by one, and naturally blended into the paper, as if from the very beginning. It was written like this from the beginning. It is estimated that the writer himself could not tell the truth from the false.

[No.: 941001]

[Location: Lane County and northern Merino County...]

[Goal: Exploration of heat source points in the earth’s crust]

【…】

[Quality analysis: D+, processing is difficult. A giant quarry rated S needs to be built, as well as related facilities. However, there are too many energy impurities and it needs to be repeatedly purified before it can be used...]

[Reserves estimate: S-, without major geological changes, the energy of the earth's crust can continue to output energy semi-permanently, but the crust in this area changes frequently, and the estimated exploitable life is not long...]

[Value assessment: Ordinary cooperative mining is rated C-, and extreme special mining is rated B-.

The advantage is that the reserves are huge and can be supplied semi-permanently without geological changes. However, if large-scale mining is required, the cost will be too high, which will not only have a devastating impact on the environment within 12,000 square kilometers, but also trigger an extremely intense war... The income does not match the expenditure...it is recommended to give up...]

Yes, although the modification method is a bit disgusting, the ability of this little wine bug is really good, and it looks just like the real thing.

Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!

After checking the files that had been modified in a decent way, and found no obvious loopholes, Leon couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief, and then took out the first three chapters of "The Overbearing Duke Falls in Love with Me" that he had written last night. He handed it to Shizixiao, who was looking up to ask for a favor.

Well done, eat, eat, there’s not enough~

…

"leader."

Just when Leon was staring at [Eating Earthworm Body] with some curiosity, wanting to see its reaction after eating "Ba Gong", the middle-aged gangster with a big belly squeezed in from the door, smiling. Open report:

"Lucy's side is over, and the memories of the relevant personnel have been modified. If it's over on your side, then we can retreat."

"good!"

Hearing that Lucy had finished the finishing work, Leon couldn't help but feel very good. He threw the worm that was lying on "The Domineering Duke" and feasting on it into the mirror world, and asked the black goat to open another bottle of whiskey for it, and then walked out of the Sniffing World. Agent's room.

"Check again one last time to see if there is anything missing. Try to erase all traces of our visit. If possible, leave no traces..."

After requesting everyone to do a final review, Leon habitually touched his cufflinks and checked the surrounding situation with the help of the black goat's soul vision.

"etc!"

Looking at the very familiar soul guarding the entrance to the secret port, Leon couldn't help being surprised.

Nathan...no! The middle-aged Joshua who returned to the present with the help of the [Gate to the Other World]? Wasn't he taken away by Director Aquarius? Why did he appear at the boarding tower?

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that Leon's expression was not right, all the gangsters immediately became nervous. The middle-aged man with a big belly couldn't help asking:

"Chief, did the guards come up to the tower to look for us after discovering that the documents were wrong?"

"no."

After shaking his head slightly, Leon frowned and said:

"It's Joshua who's here...not the unclear-minded prince. It's the former leader who goes by the pseudonym Nathan."

What? Nathan?

After hearing what Leon said, the gangsters were surprised and couldn't help but look at each other.

As the former leader who single-handedly formed the rebel gang and led them to resist the kingdom, middle-aged Joshua still has some prestige in their hearts. Now everyone is using the information they got from him to carry out the attack he wanted to do. It felt a bit weird that he happened to be "caught" about the boat tower incident.

"Let's go out and meet him first."

After checking the soul status of the chaos and confirming that no one was shaken, Leon looked at the soul fire of middle-aged Joshua, and then said:

"What we are doing now is what he dreams of, so if it is Joshua who controls the body, he will not take action at this time, but he is afraid that the people behind him will cause harm.

If something changes on his side and he really takes action against you, then I will stop him first, and you can take the opportunity to return to the airboat, and then open the thermos bottle in your hand. The things inside can protect your safety. "

"clear!"

After hearing Leon's instructions, all the gangsters nodded, followed behind Leon, and exited the airship as if facing a formidable enemy.

…

"It's been such a long time no see."

Obviously knowing the "maximum lethality radius" of the [Holy Spirit Pendant], middle-aged Joshua did not come over. Instead, he waited for everyone to step out of the airship and stared at the man standing at the front seventy or eighty meters away. Leon gritted his teeth and sneered:

"I thought that after you took away the position of leader of the rebel party, you would be able to do something extraordinary, but in the end you just took the information I gave you and did what I wanted to do? So what's the difference between you and me? Hmm ?”

"The difference is huge!"

The middle-aged wealthy businessman with a big belly took a step forward and replied with a sullen face:

"Nei...Joshua, to you, we are all just tools. You only need us to listen to you and do things for you. As long as we can help you achieve your goals, you won't care how many tools die.

If you were the one commanding this operation, it would be great if half of us were alive, but Lord Baggins not only led us out of the situation, but also really showed us the way forward. He really values ​​us! "

"Haha, yes, whatever you want."

Having long given up on regaining his position as the leader of the rebellious party, middle-aged Joshua was too lazy to argue with them. He sneered disdainfully and asked with disdain:

"But are you really sure that you can accomplish this by following this 'Little Baggins'?"

Um? What does he mean?

After taking a look at Joshua's soul, he found that he was not bluffing. Leon's brows couldn't help but frown slightly. The burned man behind Leon, who had been holding back for a long time, could no longer hold back and stood up, with a face full of impatience:

"Why can't it be done? If it weren't for you, you idiot, we would have finished and retreated now! Hurry up, let go of any farts!"

This **** barbarian...

The burned man's face darkened as he was scolded, and middle-aged Joshua's cheeks twitched slightly. He couldn't retaliate if he wanted to, but he couldn't hit him if he really tried to do it, so he had to say "let it go" with a dark face:

"Just modifying the memory is useless. If you want to hide the news about the volcano, you have to blow up the entire airship!"

(End of chapter)