Me! Cleaner!
Chapter 634: The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping
Chapter 634: Everything is going crazy
"You two, you must be careful about this man with an evil smile!"
Looking at the old man who shook off the [Reminiscence Headband] with a frightened face and gasped for air, a short middle-aged woman concluded with a serious face:
"Although the three of us were arranged to provide support, you also know the situation in the Maiden Branch. The danger of being friends with them is no worse than being enemies with them.
Whether it is the [Executioner] who does not distinguish between friend and foe and kills according to the degree of guilt, or the [Dice King] who only cares about the success of the mission and has no control over what happens during the process, they can all cause harm to us.
And now there is another [God of Cookery] who needs to be extra careful. According to the cleaning staff of our Tmall branch who participated in the promotion assessment, he is even more dangerous than [The Executioner] and [The King of Dice]. ! "
really…
After listening to the middle-aged woman's summary, the other two branch directors who were selected to support the virgin branch couldn't help but look at each other, and then nodded in unison.
The executioner's ability is indistinguishable between friend and foe, so the worst thing he can do is stay away. The Dice King's ability only cares about the result and not the process, but at least the result is still good, and this God of Cookery...
I can only pray that I won't be targeted by the Killing King Society.
According to the scenes the two of them saw in [Memory Headband], it seems that once the situation is wrong or at a disadvantage, the [God of Food] who dares to kill the true **** of food will go crazy and start to literally **** after the bodies of his teammates.
"Thanks for the reminder."
After looking gratefully at the middle-aged woman at the Tmall branch, the little old man who had just thrown off the [Memory Headband] said with some lingering fear:
"I've been working as a cleaner for almost eighty years, and I've seen a lot of crazy people before and after, but this is the first time I've seen someone so crazy..."
"Yes, his mental state is too scary."
The other branch director couldn't help but nodded when he heard this, and couldn't help but answer:
"Compared to those lunatics who have madness written all over their faces, here... this [God of Cookery] is simply terrifyingly normal, and even his image in the dream world is that of a normal human being.
This is too outrageous. Although he has mastered such terrifying power, his understanding of himself has not changed at all. What's even more terrifying is that he seems to be rational and sober, and even quite polite.
Even when he is about to eat someone, he will first apologize to the person being eaten...sss... No more, no more! When I think about him smiling at me in that memory, I feel a little...a little bit..."
Feeling a little chilly on your back, right?
After finishing this sentence for him in his mind, the little old man couldn't help but sigh, sighing secretly that he was so unlucky that he had to perform a mission with such a pervert.
After seeing the listless expressions of the two people, the middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch could only comfort her:
"Actually, the situation is not that extreme. According to the cleaners we consulted in the branch, although the God of Cookery is very crazy, he is also really strong. If the King Slayer Association really finds the head of the Maiden Branch, he might be able to survive if he is here. Be safer.
As for when he goes crazy... after the director of the Maiden Branch is transferred to the main bureau, the three branch directors with the highest status will be us, and he will also have to listen to the commands of the three of us.
As long as we make preparations in advance and arrange for him to be with the people from the Maiden Branch, then even if he goes crazy and wants to eat people, he won't be able to eat us for a while. "
"Yes, yes, that's a good idea!"
…
Hmm... Emma-senpai is right, I seem to be smiling more than before...
Little did he know that the three sub-chiefs who came to support him were already thinking about him in the rumors. At this time, Leon was facing the dressing mirror at home, smiling kindly.
He smiles more and becomes more handsome.
Looking in the mirror, he was no longer thin after replenishing his nutrition, and his complexion became quite healthy. He could already be called handsome. Leon couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, and then turned around to persuade Anna, who was blushing with anger at the table. He made a sound and said:
"Okay, okay, it's just homework. It's not worth being so angry. Just take your time." "No...this is not just about homework!"
Anna, who was helping her younger siblings with their homework, could not help gritting her teeth when she heard this and retorted angrily:
"Brother! You don't understand what's going on! It's not that they don't know how! It's because they can't write well! They have to...must...ah!"
“…”
Although I don’t know what they want, it seems that homework tutoring is indeed a threshold that every parent must not overcome in their life.
"Um... why don't you take a break?"
After looking at his sister who was gnashing her teeth in anger, and then at the two little guys next to her who were shrinking from being yelled at, Leon hesitated for a moment, and then tentatively suggested:
"It just so happens that I'm free now, and you've been tired all day. How about... why don't you do it for me today?"
Would you like to tutor me?
After hearing Leon's proposal, which could not be called bold, but could only be said to be reckless, Anna couldn't help but be silent for a moment, and then, driven by some small "evil thoughts", she stood up and gave up her position.
And Leon, who had just smiled in front of the mirror for several minutes and felt that he was surprisingly kind now, picked up Melanie's homework with a smile he had just practiced.
The first thing that catches the eye is a reading comprehension excerpt of a religious story.
Question: With the help of the devil, Assyria gained unimaginable wealth but lost its own soul. What does this tell us?
Answer: When signing a contract, you must read the terms carefully.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
Question: Obviously the businessman made unimaginable money and became the richest man in Monet's city-state, but why didn't he feel happy?
Answer: I will only make money, not spend it.
Question: The king did not get happiness from power, and the businessman did not get happiness from wealth, but why did the little beggar who had nothing look at the sunflowers blooming on the roadside and smile?
Answer: It’s probably because I was hallucinating from hunger, or maybe it’s because sunflower seeds are edible.
“…”
Okay, change it.
The smile on Leon's face did not change, and he returned the homework to Melanie calmly, then sat next to William and picked up his homework book.
Compared with Melanie's homework book, William's homework is much more advanced.
For the same religious story reading comprehension and the same three questions, Melanie only wrote a few words in each question. In order to make the answer space more substantial, each word was written as big as the thumbnail. .
William's homework is densely packed, filled with tiny characters that are thinner than a grain of rice. As for the answers...
William's first question mainly discusses the military thought of "Don't cooperate with people you can't control." The second question talks about how to use money to buy votes, open up the military and political system of Monet's city-state, and successfully use a backdoor to gain power.
As for the third question, he wrote a fairly reliable action plan for the little beggar who looked at the sunflowers and smiled, teaching him how to start with a bowl and try to win a country at the end...
After silently closing William's homework book, Leon couldn't help but sigh quietly as he looked at his younger brother who was obviously tough but full of dragon-slaying skills.
How can I put it... Big brother's job seems to have delayed your personal development a bit...
(End of chapter)
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