Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 670 The bane

[Name: Intimate Sweater (Prayer, Element)]

[Appearance: A light golden woolen sweater with a slightly old style and rough weaving, but good warmth retention effect. It is suitable for wearing in spring and autumn. It has a very good slimming effect and can well show off the male figure]

[Ability: desire to be close, trace electric shock]

[Cost: While wearing this anomaly, if you get too close to animals with fur, you may be disliked by them]

[File: Leon Lane, the inheritor of the secret technique, lacked a thin woolen sweater, and assembled two secret techniques from the Cleanup Bureau, using the fragments of the bow and arrow of the former God of Love as the basis, supplemented by the fur of the Paradise Blue Sheep. The special anomaly that comes out.

After the anomaly is activated, all creatures that approach you with the intention of getting close will be attacked by static electricity that makes your fingertips slightly numb when they touch your body]

[Evaluation: Hiss...is this the feeling of heartbeat? 】

[Dip value: 0.1 (maximum dip value 28)]

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[Name: Medicine Dog Whistle (Ritual, Exploration)]

[Appearance: A metal whistle with some paint peeling off. After holding one end in your mouth and blowing it hard, an adult canine with a disheveled face will run out from the nearby grass and start looking for something anxiously. thing】

[Ability: Ritual Creature Calling, Object Exploration]

[Cost: If you blow the whistle for too long, your cheeks may hurt a little, and you may even drool when you sleep at night]

[File: Leon Lane, the inheritor of the secret technique, according to the saying that dogs will search for corresponding herbs by themselves after getting sick, gathered two secret techniques of the Cleanup Bureau, and used the secret dog ritual and whistle grass to create a special abnormal object.

When you are in an abnormal state such as poisoning, actively blowing this abnormality will summon a canine with a very sensitive nose to find the wild herbs you urgently need. However, there is a 99.999% chance that it will be taken away from you. The nearest open-air public toilet]

[Evaluation: Woo! According to my experience, if you eat this thing, your illness will be cured. If you are mad at me, please don’t be polite to me! 】

[Dip value: 0.1 (maximum dip value 41)]

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[Name: Strong knee cartilage (miracle, control)]

[Appearance: Two human kneecaps as soft as marshmallows. They seemed to have been bent and touched the ground frequently during life, causing the cartilage to be severely worn]

[Ability: God’s Knees, Command Control]

[Cost: Within a week after each use of this anomaly, your knees will temporarily lose the ability to bend]

[File: Leon Lane, the inheritor of the secret technique, assembled two secret techniques according to... using the kneecap of ancient humans as the base, supplemented by a special abnormal object created by the finger bone of the demon god.

After the target kneels down to you once, the kneecaps, which have satisfied their dignity, will temporarily replace the opponent's knees and dominate the opponent's body, heading to your designated target location]

[Comment: Come, kneel down, I beg you to do something]

[Dip value: 0.1 (maximum dip value 59)]

..."Well...the things I created this time seem to be a little more useful than before?"

Looking at the Taurus director who was lying on the chair with trembling hands and feet and a look of despair, Leon, who had put on a new woolen sweater, couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, and then tried his best to save himself and said:

"For example, this dog whistle will most likely lead to an open-air public toilet, but if...well...if I was kidnapped by a demon and brought to a world without public toilets, then I might be able to follow the dog and rebuild my life bit by bit. Get it back.

There are also these two kneecaps. Although the conditions for this thing to be effective are a bit harsh, I can completely knock the opponent to the ground first, and then order him to come and clean up the bureau and surrender... Well... Anyway, it is still somewhat useful... right? "

“…”

After hearing Leon's words, the Taurus director on the recliner couldn't help but turn his head and glance at him. When he saw the woolen sweater he was wearing, the blood in his body immediately surged up uncontrollably, and he suddenly felt dizzy. He quickly twisted back.

Yes, these two things can indeed be used in this way, but since you can beat others to the ground, why do you need these things? And most importantly, do you know what materials you use?

Artifact fragments with the power of the true god, complete furs presented by the sacred beasts of Paradise, secret ritual herbs that only grow in the realm of waiting for the night, and precious bones left voluntarily by human ancestors.

If these materials I originally planned to leave to you were used normally, at least two abnormal objects with a value of more than 60 Lyon points could be produced, but in the end, they ended up in your hands... Well...

My heart aches! It's a sharp pain!

After reaching out to press his arrhythmic heart, the Taurus director who looked away waved his hand and said feebly:

Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!

"Leon, you...your talent is still good, well...at least the success rate is indeed very high, and you can control even the true god-level materials, but you...but you don't want to try with others?

Don't get me wrong, I... It's not that I don't want to teach you, it's not just my Taurus star that has chosen you, so I can't keep occupying you. I have to give others a chance... Well... I'm not in good health. It's comfortable. Why don't you go back first? "

"Then... I'm disturbing you..."

Faced with the eviction order from Director Taurus, Leon, who knew he was in the wrong, couldn't help but responded awkwardly, and then wanted to escape from this embarrassing situation. However, before he could turn around, Director Taurus on the recliner continued to speak sickly. road:

"Also, take the two things on the table with you. I'll give them to you."

"Well...their materials are quite rare. Why don't you try to dismantle them again, maybe..."

"No, no, no, I won't dismantle it, you should take it with you!"

Quickly interrupting Leon's politeness, the Taurus director turned his back to the two of them, pressed his heart hard, and begged in a trembling voice:

"Really, take them with you quickly. As soon as I see them... my heart... my heart beats so hard..."

“…”

I'm sorry... I really didn't mean it, I just couldn't control it.

Looking at Director Taurus, who was hunched over on the recliner with his back to him, obviously suffering a huge blow, Leon, who was filled with guilt, had no choice but to leave Director Taurus's room in dejection under the helpless leadership of the red-haired director.

However, although I did not learn the secrets of Taurus this time, after the explanation of the Taurus director, the root cause of the blacksmithing problem seemed to be found.

When I was learning the secret art of blacksmithing, I was deeply influenced by the third-generation director. The core of his blacksmithing theory is "following the heart", which means listening to the call of one's heart.

The problem is that as a second-generation human being, my heart is filled with a lot of messy knowledge and all kinds of extremely abstract and strange nonsense. Once I choose to "listen to the call of my heart", the abnormal objects forged will naturally become more abstract...

Um! It’s all the fault of the third generation!

(End of chapter)