Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 86 Skillful Hands and Care

"Hehe, I knew I couldn't hide it from you."

When he was caught stealing something in front of his face, the short man did not feel embarrassed. Instead, he said with a playful smile:

"Don't be so serious. It's scary. If I really want to steal his things, there are so many opportunities, so why should I be so stubborn and insist on doing it in front of you?

I just heard that there was a new guy in the bureau, and he killed a Holy Spirit before he became a full-time employee. I was a little curious about him, so I took it out like this..."

"So where's the stuff?"

Ignoring the short man's tirade, the red-haired director extended his hand slightly downwards, knocked **** the table with the back of his hand, and then narrowed his eyes and warned:

"Jerry, don't make me say it a third time."

"Take it now, take it now!"

Seeing the red-haired director's foxy eyes narrowing more and more tightly, the short man couldn't help but tighten his expression. He hurriedly took out a photo from his arms and placed it on the table.

photo?

After picking up the photo on the table and looking at the couple hugging each other and the little girl holding her parents' hands and smiling happily, the red-haired director couldn't help but feel slightly startled.

In addition to controlling animals, Jerry's most outstanding abnormality is the "Luck Stealing Master", which can forcefully steal an item that has the greatest impact on the target's past life after contacting it, regardless of whether the item is in the target's possession or not. Even if the items on your body are damaged, it will be the same.

So if his ability is correct, the item that had the greatest impact on Leon's past life was the photo on the table?

"Director, what is the ability of this thing? Can you tell me about it?"

Seeing the red-haired director's thoughtful expression, the extremely curious short man suddenly scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously. He endured it again and again, but still couldn't hold it in. He asked with a flattering look on his face:

"A newcomer who has only been exposed to anomalies for less than a month can have the power to clean up the Holy Spirit one-on-one. This kind of ability must be very powerful, right?"

Um? Is this photo an anomaly? But why is the breath so light? Has it been destroyed many times before?

After hearing the short man's question, the red-haired director couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly, then shook his head decisively and said:

"I don't know about this. The most commonly used sensory abnormal object is that sheep. It has been given to Leon. The new sensory abnormal object has not been applied for yet, so my current sensory ability is quite average.

If you really want to know the ability of this abnormal object, it is useless to look for me, but there is a person in our bureau who has the ability called [Intelligence Acquisition]. He can know most of the abnormalities just by reaching out and touching it. For information about things, you can go to him and ask. "

What? Are there still people like this in our bureau? !

The short man couldn't help but perked up after hearing this. This ability was a perfect match for him! Apart from anything else, I have stolen a lot... secretly borrowed things over the years, but either I can't activate them at all, or I don't know the rules and costs and dare not use them randomly.

If you can ask this [Intelligence Acquisition] for help, as long as one-third of the anomalies you have hoarded over the years can be used, you might be able to take your strength to a big level and be promoted to a first-level disaster handler!

"Director, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

After daring to complain to the red-haired director, the short man kept rubbing his hands and asked excitedly:

"Who is that person? Oh, and also, do you want to change his [Intelligence Obtained] abnormal object? As long as he is willing to change it, he can choose from my collection over the years!"

"It shouldn't be possible to change. His ability is more like a talent that resides in the soul. As for who that person is..."

After giving the short man a joking glance, the red-haired director picked up the photo, shook it, and said with a smile:

"Here, that's the one you just stole."

“…”

"This... you know me..."

Looking at the narrow eyes of the red-haired director, the short man's face collapsed when he realized that he had been tricked, and he said with a somewhat embarrassed expression:

"Although I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac, I never do anything to anyone I know. I usually touch them and look at them before returning them. And even if I'm a stranger, as long as the other person is not a bad guy, I usually won't take away someone's love. This... Could you..."

"You want to get this thing back and return it secretly, so that Leon will not hate you and refuse to help you, right?" He could see through the short man's thoughts at a glance, and the red-haired director shook his finger and said with a smile. :

"Oh...this is not easy to handle~

Although little Leon has just joined the Cleanup Bureau not long ago, he not only likes me very much, but also treats me to a big drink. If I help you hide it from him, how can I live up to our friendship as a drinking buddy? "

“…”

Got it, you have to increase the price, right?

Looking at the smiling expression of the red-haired director, the short man had no choice but to give up taking chances and suggested with a pained face:

"How about I treat you to a drink too..."

"Ahem, there's no need to mention this. I'm not that kind of person."

After hurriedly stopping the short man before he heard the offer he couldn't refuse, the red-haired director coughed dryly and said with a serious face:

"If I guess correctly, you want Leon to use his ability to help you identify the 'harvests' of these years, right?"

"right…"

"That's easy to say."

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The red-haired director flexed his knuckles, knocked on the table, and then said with a smile:

"Although I don't know how much you have saved over the years, judging from your style, the amount is definitely not small.

And to help you identify so many things at once requires a lot of physical strength and willpower, but it is an out-and-out hard job, so... asking him to choose one thing to pay for the hard work, isn't it too much? "

"Not too much, not too much."

Although he was still reluctant to give up, the short man, who knew the character of his own director, understood that bargaining would only lead to being ripped off more severely, so he agreed immediately and wisely.

"Okay, just leave the things here with me first, and I will put in a good word for you later."

After nodding with satisfaction, the red-haired director pulled off a piece of hair, **** the photo of the suspected abnormal object, put it in the drawer, and then said with a smile:

"But the identification of things may have to wait. He still has an important investigation task today. He can't be distracted now. After the investigation task is completed, I will ask him to identify your collection."

"Okay, then I won't go anywhere, I'll just wait in the bureau!"

After nodding happily in agreement, looking at the smiling red-haired director, the short man couldn't contain his curiosity anymore, and couldn't help but said cautiously:

"By the way, Director, is Leon... familiar with the directors of other bureaus? Or is he favored by a certain director? Or... are you..."

"You want to ask, why do I take care of him so much?"

After glancing at the short man who spoke with deep meaning, the red-haired director said speechlessly:

"Before asking this question, I suggest you think carefully about who are the people in our bureau now."

Before the short man could answer, the red-haired director twirled his fingers and counted them one by one:

"The rebel who failed in the coup, the pervert who had an affair with the Prime Minister's wife, the thief who stole from the royal family, the gambling dog who lost the kingdom's reserve fund, the food transport officer who went the wrong way on the battlefield and almost starved to death of 30,000 people, the R&D officer The pharmacist who made a mistake in the medicine and left half of the county submerged in a sea of ​​shit..."

Looking at the short man who looked a little embarrassed, the red-haired director squinted his eyes and concluded:

"If you didn't join the Cleanup Bureau, you guys would basically start out with the death penalty. Even now, you are always being watched. Even if you want to leave the capital to go on a mission, you have to report in advance.

As for Lyon, he is clean, has good character, is smart, alert, down-to-earth and hard-working, and his talent is quite outstanding. He killed a holy spirit before he was out of the probation period... You can say it yourself, compared to you, I will not take care of him. Who to take care of? "

(End of chapter)