Meiman: My Deadpool Becomes Stronger When I Speak

"If you don't have money, you have the troubles of people without money."

"Rich people also have rich people's troubles."

"Why don't we exchange duplications, you become the owner of the bar, I will take over your position, and let my brother bear the troubles of the rich for you."

【Take advantage of the situation and want to swap roles with Tony】

[But Tony just got drunk and entered the emo state, not really stupid]

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"Forget it, you'll get better when you sober up tomorrow."

After speaking, Tony wiped away his tears and sat up straight.

"It's a bit boring for two big men to sit together."

Mu Bai snapped his fingers.

Two beautiful ladies came quickly.

"To comfort our big lover Tony, he must be missing the smell of his mother at the moment.

"yes."

Two blonde women with exploding busts were immediately seated next to Tony.

Accompanied by beautiful women, Tony stopped emo for a moment.

And the two beauties are very willing to be by Tony's side.

Maybe you can get a windfall in the next second.

At this time, the yellow ambient light suddenly flashed in the bar.

A cheerful chick chick cluck music plays.

The handsome men and women who were still crazily twisting their backs stopped all kinds of courtship actions.

"First show at the bar tonight, Crazy Duck Swing."

"Please go back to your seats and watch."

The dj on stage yelled.

The people on the stage all stepped down to make room.

After a while, Shockwave came to the center of the stage with a group of ducks.

"This isn't Shockwave from the X-Men, he's here too."

"It's no surprise that the X-Men are here. The owner of the Zeus Bar is the leader of the X-Men. It's not surprising to see Professor X here.

"Hello, I'm Shockwave from the X-Men."

"Next up is our X-Men special called Flurry of Ducks.

The voice just fell.

The immortal rope that bound the duck flew back to Mu Bai.

The Ducks regained their freedom.

"You guys have to swing wildly for a while, or you'll be ducks for the rest of your life."

Shockwave whispered on the ground.

"quack quack"

And every X-Men is pouring out emotions.

Anyway, they are all well-known characters in the X-Men.

Now he has to play duck to please the audience.

This huge contrast all comes from disobedience to orders.

But right now he has to follow Mu Bai's command.

One by one, they came to the center of the stage stepping on duck steps.

Shockwave hurried backstage and kept his eyes on the ducks.

With the song sounded again.

The spotlight hits the ducks.

Ducks, you look at me, I look at you.

They danced one by one.

The audience laughed wildly.

Qin, who is the goddess of the X-Men on stage, can't wait to find a hole to crawl into.

Professor X is even more shameless.

As the former X-Men leader admired by thousands of people.

If only to be known to play ducks to please others.

I am afraid that the memory of all human beings around the world will be deleted overnight.

I hope that the show will end soon.

Mu Bai don't tell this matter.

A duck voting screen suddenly appeared on the big screen behind the At the moment stage.

"Now everyone, please take out your mobile phone and vote for the duck that dances the best in your mind."

"The duck with the fewest votes will be made into a dish and shared with everyone."

Mu Bai stood on the mixing console and shouted loudly.

[The sudden vote almost made the X-Men flash their waists]

[I wanted to twist it casually to end the farce]

[One vote to let them know that it’s okay not to work hard]

【After all, the last one will be turned into a duck】

[I don't know if what you said is true or not, but now no one wants to be the last one]

[The introversion competition of the x-war duck has begun]

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After Mu Bai finished speaking.

Everyone in the audience clamored.

Qin also went all out for the sake of canvassing votes.

Others are still babbling.

Lift the left foot and drop the right foot, lift the right foot and drop the left foot.

Qin turned around and shook her hips.

The little yellow duck's rump rises and falls.

The posture is not lost to any dancer.

This directly shook into the hearts of the audience.

Other duck votes are still zero.

Qin Duck's votes rose to more than 100 in an instant.

Jianqin is already far ahead.

Beast is not to be outdone.

A backflip elicited screams from the audience.

I have never seen such a playful duck.

Vote for Beast one after another.

The number of votes reached more than 60 and ranked second.

See what others have rolled up.

Scott flexes his wings.

Perform a space dance in front of everyone.

The scene of covering the crotch with wings made the audience say that the duck has become a genius.

The number of votes exceeded Beast by more than 80 votes.

Wolverine roared wildly at the audience below.

He even rushed off the stage and started messing with the audience.

This crazy number of votes overtook Qin to reach 150 votes.

At present, only Colossus and Professor X are still in slow motion with their left and right feet.

Both of them got zero votes because they didn't innovate.

Colossus does not dance with heavy limbs.

He glanced at Professor X.

He decisively kicked Professor X away.

This kick gave Colossus a few votes to overtake Professor X.

"I've heard of cats doing backflips, but I didn't expect ducks to do backflips."

"The duck that dances buttocks is so hot, it seems to be something to take home.

0...seeking flowers...0

"Is that Michael the duck possessed? So cute."

"He can dance better than me, he should really go to the hip-hop competition.

"Haha, I laughed so hard, what a cheap duck who can't dance and started hitting other ducks."

"Can anyone tell me what this duck is doing under my feet, it ate my shoelaces.

"Well played, out of the five ducks I hate the bald one the most."

"Looks ugly and moves ugly."

"That duck with no hair on its head looks like an old man, and it's the worst duck."

"Don't vote for a duck with no hair on its head, we're waiting for it to be a feast."

Professor X listened to the clamor of the audience below.

I suffocated my stomach.

As Professor X, I have been ridiculed like this.

Decided to go all out.

Attack other ducks directly.

Qin, who was still shaking her buttocks, was directly kicked on the ass by Professor X.

00...

Direct somersaults upside down.

Scott, who was moonwalking, was tripped by Professor X.

fell off the stage.

The backflip Beast is even worse.

RKO'd by Professor X in the alley-oop.

He fell to the ground and never got up.

The only Colossus left hastily backed away, preparing to flee.

But was caught up by Professor X and kicked off the stage.

See such a violent bald duck.

The audience below burst into thunderous applause.

"Nice bald duck."

"Gosh, I like this violent duck the most."

"I love this duck."

"Who can stop the ducks under my feet, the laces of my other shoe match.

"How much is the bald duck? I paid $10 million for it."

"I bid 20 million."

"Don't argue with anyone, I'll offer $25 million."

For a while, Professor X Ya became the target of everyone's competition.

Professor X also enjoyed being in the spotlight.

The original 0 votes rose to thousands of votes in an instant.

The undisputed king of ducks.

End with stage music.

The spotlight disappears.

Only the panting Professor X stood on the stage.

"The Jedi came back, and Professor X Duck became the winner of this game.

Mu Bai stood on the stage and roared.

The audience below cheered together.

"Professor x Duck!"

"Professor Duck!!!"

Professor X stood on the stage and nodded the duck head.

I am glad that I got rid of the fate of becoming a duck.

"Let's celebrate the X-Men who gave us a great show.

Mu Bai just finished speaking.

In the next second, the Duck X-Men all returned to their original appearance.

Seeing the ducks is all about the X-Men becoming.

It was quiet for an instant.

All stared at a few people with big eyes and small eyes.

When the X-Men see themselves restored to their old self.

Hastily got up and fled to behind the scenes. .