Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

115. The Terrified Little Chongzhen! Hey~ You Played Really Crazy!

The chaotic generational struggle is finally over.

Review continues...

【Facing the overwhelming impeachment and the remonstrance letter that made you commit your own crimes, you collapsed!】

【However, it is not this that makes you feel the most broken, but the palace maid who will break into Xiyuan every now and then!】

【Those maids who "love" you!】

【Once, a maid climbed onto your dragon bed and even untied your clothes!】

【You are lucky, fortunately you didn't sleep deeply, otherwise you will almost be succeeded!】

Everyone: "Ah..."

Zhu Houpao: "She's greedy for my body! She's a scumbag!"

Zhu Yunwen: "Old Taoist... By the way, you have lived in Xiyuan for so many years, so you haven't touched women all this time?"

Zhu Houpao: "Occasionally there are..."

Zhu Youjian: "How occasionally is it occasionally?"

Zhu Houpao: "Anyway, it's right! The sky is bright and bright, can you be more serious!"

[The result of this evaluation: You are an emperor who is very good at "copying homework". 】

[You copied all the desirable operations of Zhu Youxiao, Emperor Tianqi, and successfully used them. 】

[But because you didn't pay enough attention to agriculture, the Ministry of Agriculture has not developed for a long time, and many officials of the Ministry of Agriculture are also lazy. 】

[Officials of the Ministry of Agriculture only think of you as the emperor, and they founded the Ministry of Agriculture on a whim, so they don't have any hope of working for a long time, and they are all dawdling. 】

【Overall, let’s keep working hard!】

[This evaluation is over, the score will be announced after the evaluation of other group members, please wait a moment. 】

The evaluation about Zhu Houcong is over.

Zhu Houxi said "883": "To be honest, I have never known how to fix the Ministry of Agriculture. How did you do it?"

Zhu Youxiao: "It's hard to explain clearly in a few words. Since the establishment of the Ministry of Agriculture, those aristocratic families and princes from all over the world have caused many obstacles in it. In short, the situation is very complicated.

Zhu Gaochi: "Your situation is so complicated. I am different. When I took over the land, those feudal lords dared not even fart!"

Zhu Di: "Isn't it because I'm supporting you! Otherwise, it's you? You can't even pass Yang Shiqi's test!"

Zhu Gaochi: "I..."

Zhu Changluo: "Master Renzong, I really envy you. You have a good father like Grandfather Cheng, and you have the blessing of Yongle Shengshi! Think about the Wanli Dynasty that my father left me, alas...don't mention it! "

Zhu Youjian: "Think about my father again... Alas, Wei Zhongxian, who was left to me by my younger father, was slapped by me a few times, alas..."

Zhu Changluo: "You are going too far!"

【The next evaluation group member, Taichang Emperor Zhu Changluo!】

【After you returned from the chat group, you sternly rejected the eight proposals sent by Concubine Zheng!】

【Cheer up your spirits, prepare to call the Ming Dynasty first, and come to enjoy it again!】

【After you learned that your two sons were often bullied by Li Xuanshi, you ordered Li Xuanshi to be thrown into limbo!】

[In addition, you start to learn to be a qualified "father". 】

[But you gradually find that it is very difficult to be a good father with a bowl of water as you think in your heart. 】

【You don't know why, even though the eldest son Zhu Youxiao doesn't like reading, spends all day in the carpentry room, and treats you indifferently, but you just think he's pleasing to the eye everywhere!】

【The youngest son, Zhu Youjian, loves reading very much, and treats you respectfully, but even so, you still think he is not pleasing to the eye!】

Zhu Youjian: "I am! You are the only one who pays my father back, bad luck!"

Zhu Changluo: "Youjian, I think the big reason is that your mouth is too cheap, which affects my fatherly love for my Youjian! Look at Youxiao again, how quiet he is, he doesn't look like you You will know me!"

Zhu Youjian: "Brother is not quiet, he is simply too lazy to talk to you!"

Zhu Changluo: "I don't believe it! In order to avenge me, your elder brother killed Zhu Changxun at the cost of killing his uncle! Later, he was afraid that I would feel guilty, so he lied that he didn't avenge me, principal! I cried to death!"

*"..."

Zhu Youjian: "I'm convinced..."

[For the reform of the Ming Dynasty, you are going to copy some of the operations of Emperor Zhu Youxiao of Tianqi! 】

【After all, the Great Ming Dynasty that you two took over is of the same level of ruin!】

[However, it turns out that everyone's constitution is different. 】

[You obviously feel that you can't handle Zhu Youxiao's series of operations. 】

【You realize that you are not as cunning as he is, and you are not as good at pretending as he is...】

[If you feel that you can’t use your hands and feet, you can directly call the "ready-made" eldest son in the carpentry room, and start to talk from him. 】

【You want to see if you can get something useful out of the elder son's mouth. 】

[However, it turns out that your elder son seems to have different reasons from the other elder son in your chat group. 】

【He almost knows nothing about the questions you asked. 】

【You have serious doubts about this, he is pretending to be stupid with you!】

【You can also understand, after all these years, you have not given your child fatherly love, it is normal for him to reject you. 】

【So you start to care about his daily life and check his homework frequently, trying to impress him with "fatherly love" and let him open his heart to you!】

[However, when your eldest son faced your "strong" fatherly love, he showed deep confusion and embarrassment. 】

【And after a year of hard work, you still haven't been able to get anything useful out of your eldest son's mouth. 】

[You feel that this eldest son is completely different from the other eldest son in the chat group. 】

Zhu Changluo: "Principal, why do you say this? Why do I feel that my son is not as smart as you?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Didn't I say it before, everyone's physique is different."

Zhu Changluo: "...so...the difference is so big..."

At the same time, Zhu Youjian was also feeling puzzled.

The elder brother in his impression did not seem to be as reliable as the elder brother in front of him.

Probably, it's really that everyone's body is different...

【You started to promote the Eunuch Party, preparing to check and balance the power of the Donglin Party. 】

[However, you find that this point seems to be a bit out of control

[But it’s okay, anyway, you are also an old man, after more than a year, you can be considered as a check and balance against Donglin Dan. 】

[It's just that the majority of the power in the court is still in the hands of the Donglin Party. 】

[You are not in a hurry, prepare to take your time, after all, you can't become fat with one bite. 】

【Right now, what you are most concerned about is the Eastern War. 】

[Under the operation of copying the emperor Zhu Youxiao of Tianqi, you appointed Sun Chengzong to go to Liaodong, built the Guanjin line of defense, and forcibly saved Xiong Tingbi, and ordered him to lead troops to defend Shenyang. 】

[…]

[Result of this evaluation: You are an emperor who is not very good at copying homework. 】

【However, this is also normal. After all, everyone's physique is different, and you and Emperor Tianqi have different ways of ascending to the throne. 】

【Although copying homework is cool, you should also copy what suits you!】

[This evaluation is over, the score will be announced after the evaluation of other group members, please wait a moment. 】

The evaluation about Zhu Changluo is over.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You Xiao, you really have been torn into pieces."

Zhu Qizhen: "No, I will copy it when I go back!"

Zhu Qiyu: "Brother, when I go back, I will be the first to copy you!"

Zhu Qizhen:

Zhu Biao: "Actually, I think the system is right. It can't be done by copying it directly. It has to be combined with the situation of the dynasty at that time and your own situation. It must be suitable for your own talents."

Zhu Youjian: "Like me, I am very self-aware. I don't dare to take a big step like Master Bao and get caught. I choose to take my time!"

Zhu Changluo: "You're a fart, take your time, you don't have a choice, okay?"

Zhu Youjian: "Well.....you don't have to choose?"

【The next evaluation group member, Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian!】

[Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian, you were born on December 24th, the thirty-eighth year of Wanli. You are the Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun...]

[…]

[With the help of Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao, he successfully obtained nine thousand catties of grain seeds! 】

【You were so happy that you almost flew up, and even wanted to kowtow to "Little Daddy"!】

Zhu Di: "Co-author You Xiao, you kid got so many grain seeds from me, and it's for your brother.

Zhu Youxiao: "Grandfather Cheng, I am not someone, but you were willing to trade with me, and everyone can testify."

Zhu Di: "Forget it...don't talk about it, my heart hurts"

【After you go back, you are still working hard day and night to deal with political affairs!】

【As for the series of reforms made by Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao, you really want to learn from them, but with your current situation, you can't do anything......

[Let's not talk about sailing to the west and cutting down the vassals, you can even defend Liaodong and pay the soldiers. 】

【So what you can do is to develop step by step and slowly. 】

【I have to say that the nine thousand catties of grain seeds have done you a great favor!】

[Because the drought is the most severe in the northwest area, the land annexation is also the most serious, and the rebel army here is also the most! 】

【You issued a security order, and stated that as long as the rebels are willing to surrender to the imperial court, the imperial court will redistribute land and distribute grain to them. 】

[The rebel army surrendered after hearing this move. After all, as long as there is land and food to eat, no one wants to rebel. 】

[This move successfully solved the huge problem of the overwhelming number of rebels in the northwest region! 】

Zhu Youjian: "If I don't have the grain seeds my daddy gave me, even if I have land, I won't have grain to grow.

Di: "That's my seed!!!"

Zhu Houpao: "By the way, where did you get so much land? Didn't you confiscate the land of the vassal king?"

Zhu Youjian: "Family ransacking, there are so many rich households and aristocratic families in the Northwest region, some of them were randomly selected to be ransacked.

Zhu Houpao: "Did you directly order to copy?"

Zhu Youjian: "No! I have eunuchs!"

Zhu Qizhen: "I can't see it, little Chongzhen, you also play eunuch?"

Zhu Youjian: "Master Bao, the way we play eunuchs is different, I am not like you and your concubine Wang Zhen, I am serious!"

Zhu Qizhen: "How many times have I said it! Wang Zhen is not my concubine! He is older than my father!!"

Zhu Youjian: "Speaking of which, it's quite a perverted game."

Zhu Qizhen: "...

[Seeing that the internal situation of the Ming Dynasty has begun to improve, and Huang Taiji did not lead his troops south, you are becoming more and more relieved. 】

[However, the means of civil servants and ministers, only you can't think of, without them they can't do it. 】

[During a court meeting, you tentatively mentioned the matter of "returning to the West", but was collectively refuted by the ministers!]

[Ministers are like clockwork, jumping out one after another to object, you are so angry that your teeth hurt

3!1

[The ministers of the Manchu Dynasty kept talking about all kinds of clichés, and some ministers even listed with you all the losses, as well as the money and manpower consumed by going to the West,

Material!】

【Your scalp is numb when you hear it, and your seven orifices are filled with smoke!】

【Immediately, you order Jin Yiwei to drag out the most vocal ministers who objected!】

[One night a few days later, you just finished "hoha" with your favorite concubine, and you are about to do it again. 】

【At that time, you saw a black "Medusa" drilled from the head of the bed!】

【You should be shocked!】

【Your beloved concubine is also trembling with fright!】

1.7【Then, you discover that there is not only one poisonous snake in the bedroom, but a dozen or twenty of them!】

【Venomous snakes were densely crawling around, the scene at that time was really terrifying!】

【Your favorite concubine fainted on the spot!】

Zhu Yunwen: "It's strange if it's not me, are you all so devoted? Did you find out that the snake crawled over the bed?"

Zhu Qizhen: "No, whoever looked around when doing that thing is not stealing...

Zhu Changluo: "Wait, my son, aren't you scared to death?"

Zhu Qiyu: "If there are no accidents... then there should have been an accident..."

Zhu Youjian: "No! Why are your concerns so strange! You shouldn't be curious, the Qianqing Palace is heavily guarded, how did these snakes get in?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Then did you find out?"

Zhu Youjian: "Ah... still investigating for the time being..."

Zhu Houpao: "Don't look, it must have been done by those civil servants in collusion with the harem. Maybe someone in your Jinyiwei was bribed."

Zhu Youjian: "No way...Even Jinyiwei has been bribed...Then what should I do for my future safety?"

Zhu Houpao: "Aren't you invulnerable to all poisons? It's okay to be bitten twice by a poisonous snake, as long as no one cuts your head with a knife."

Zhu Di: "Youjian, who told you not to listen to my advice? If you had agreed to go out with me to rebel, we would have already hit Yingtian Mansion by now!"

Zhu Yunwen smiled yin and yang: "Fourth Uncle, then you are really great!"

Zhu Di: "Nephew, fourth uncle, I have something even better, do you want to try it?"

Zhu Yunwen: "Hey! Let's chat, let's chat, don't do anything!"

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