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140. The Emperor Who Likes Macho Men! ? All The Emperors: Hey~ You Played Really Crazy~
Zhu Houzhao almost collapsed when he learned that his beloved leopard room was smashed!
After everyone's persuasion, he calmed down.
Although Zhu Houpao smashed Zhu Houzhao's leopard room, it has not been shaken out yet.
But in the following evaluation, it will be exposed anyway...
Right now it's just delaying time...
Zhu Houxi can only take a step, look at it, and think about it.
The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge, he believes that there will be a way!
Review continues!
【Since you officially moved to live in the Leopard House, you have opened a new "paradise"!】
[The multi-structure secret room in the leopard room is like a maze. In your eyes, this is a very safe place! 】
【This place has also become a place for you to meet ministers and deal with political affairs!】
【As for the Forbidden City, you really don't want to go back!】
[The leopard house is very rich, not only a brothel, a school ground, a Buddhist temple, but also a lot of animals! 】
【You found that leopards are the most ferocious, so you raised many leopards in the leopard house!】
[Since you came to the throne, you have always used various excuses to escape through banquets and other things. 】
[After you live in the Leopard Room, you don't even want to go to court in the morning. 】
【Your act also opened up the precedent for Shizong Zhu Houpao and Shenzong Zhu Yijun to stop the dynasty later!】
【Since then, you have started the "immersive" experience room!】
[Except for the occasional business affairs, most of the time, you are "arranging flowers and making jade", "Assassin Emperor strikes the bell"!】
Zhu Houpao: "You see, I don't go to court, I learned from my cousin!"
Zhu Yunwen: "If your grandson doesn't go to court, he learned from you."
Zhu Changluo: "Whether or not to go to court is not the point. My schoolmaster doesn't go to court, and he still manages the Ming Dynasty in an orderly manner!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Oh, ah giao, we are really like-minded people. Although we don't go to court on "February 13", we still hold hands in everything! By the way, what do you do in your spare time? It's the same as me, Arranging flowers and making jade, the assassin strikes the bell?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh...I do carpentry."
Zhu Houzhao: "Carpentry? What's so fun about it! The wood can't move! Would you like me to teach you something exciting?"
Zhu Youjian: "Master Wu Zong, my elder brother is very serious, don't bring him down!"
Zhu Houpao: "Yes, cousin! Forget about your mess, Youxiao is a good boy, so don't lead him down!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Hey! Why is it called broken! I just think that Ah Giao doesn't seem to talk much. It must be that his daily life is too depressing! That's why I thought of helping him to relax!"
Zhu Biao: "Good guy! You Xiao doesn't talk too much? He can make you lose your mind when he talks to you!"
Zhu Houzhao: "A lot? I saw that he didn't say a word for a long time. As long as no one asked him, he would keep silent. I was surprised. How could he resist not talking! So I seriously doubt that he is Playing with wood, it's caused by too much pressure!"
Zhu Youjian: "Zongye Wu, my eldest brother has only one goal, and that is to join the Luban Sect! So you should give it up. His life is very fulfilling and not depressing at all. He is just too lazy to talk..."
Zhu Di: "Speaking of which... none of you are curious, what are "Arranging Flowers and Making Jade" and "Assassin Emperor Hit the Bell"...?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth, you old boy...you really dare to ask...
Zhu Yunqi: "If you say that, it seems that you all want to ask, but you are too embarrassed to ask?"
Zhu Youtang: "I made it clear in advance that I didn't."
Zhu Jianshen: "There is no three hundred taels of silver here..."
[Because the leopard room is outside the palace, there are not as many rules in the palace, and there is no restriction on "keying" when the time comes. 】
【That's why you often go out to play in the palace!】
[Whenever you see a beautiful woman, you will take the initiative to strike up a conversation and bring her back to the Leopard Room for luck!]
【Of course, those are what they want, after all, as the emperor, you have the "money ability"!】
【In addition, Jiang Bin and Qian Ning, who are with you like shadows, these two strong men and adopted sons, are even more favored by you!】
【You even often lie drunk on Qianning in the leopard room, and "rise up" with Jiang Bin!】
[The civil and military officials have already had experience when they have important matters to discuss with you outside the Leopard Room. 】
【They know that as long as they see Qian Ning or Jiang Bin coming out, it means that you, the emperor, are coming out soon. 】
Zhu Yunwen: "6 Ah Zhao, I didn't expect you to be a man and woman!"
Zhu Houpao: "The key is that my cousin has unique taste and likes macho men!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "This......... We really don't know how to comment..."
Zhu Biao: "I was also shocked..."
Zhu Di: "With this kind of offspring, I'm fucking convinced..."
Zhu Youtang: "It can only be said that the intercourse is like a mountain, as long as you are happy and successful.
Zhu Jianshen: "You are really Buddhist..."
Zhu Youjian: "Eh..... In fact, it's not uncommon to be fond of men. The emperors of the Han Dynasty also had a lot of men. Like Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, he was also drunk as an eunuch.
Zhu Yunwen: "The key is Liu Bang, he is not zero, but Hui Ah Zhao is!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Damn it... What the fuck are you talking about! I just sleep with them, okay! They are my godsons! How could I do anything to my son! Also! I'm not zero!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Hey~~ You're really crazy~~"
Zhu Changluo: "I'm a pervert, I feel blue!"
Zhu Houzhao:
[In October of the twelfth year of Zhengde, the little Mongolian prince was sent to the doctor!]
【You were very excited when you heard the news. After making arrangements quickly, you are ready to go on a personal expedition!】
[At this time, less than 70 years have passed since the change of Tumubao, and the ministers couldn't help being nervous after hearing the word "personally enlisted"! 】
【The ministers tried their best to dissuade you, but you have made up your mind to sign up!】
【In spite of the objections of the courtiers, you led the army to the Xuan Mansion and built a "Zhen Guo Mansion" to live in!】
【You kindly call "Zhen Guo Mansion" "home!"】
【After arriving at Xuanfu, you changed your name: Shou!】
【Afterwards, you titled yourself "Duke of the Town" and ordered the Ministry of War to archive and the Ministry of Households to pay!】
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Wait, this operation seems to have been done by the school, right?"
Zhu Di: "Indeed, at that time he was given the title of "Jiliao Supervisor" and he even gave me a title of "Peking General"!"
Zhu Gaochi: "What? Dad, aren't you my imperial general who conquers the North?"
Zhu Di: "Speaking of this, you school, it seems that the imperial court hasn't paid me my wages yet?"
Zhu Youxiao: "I haven't paid my wages yet, and I'm still hanging from the household department."
Zhu Jianshen: "Speaking of which, what is the position of the governor of Ji Liao? What is the position of the general who enlisted in Peking University? Are they all so innovative?"
Zhu Di: "It's not because you didn't clean the plow garden in Chenghua!"
Zhu Jianshen: "Ah? Can this be my fault?"
Zhu Changluo: "I really can't blame Lord Xianzong for this, if you want to blame, you can only blame my father!"
Zhu Houxi: "You can't completely blame your father, after all, he didn't personally lead the soldiers to the war."
Zhu Yunwen: "That's why I said, because Ming is still dead for Qian Jiajing!"
Zhu Houpao: "You fart! It's obvious that you are dead and orthodox!"
Zhu Qizhen: "My mother's silence is golden, how can I still be involved?"
Zhu Youjian: "So how did Nurhachi get up? I really don't understand! Even though the Jianzhou Jurchens were abolished by the Chenghua Li Court, how can they still stand up?"
Zhu Changluo: "I'm also surprised, and I remember that Nurhachi helped me work in the Ming Dynasty in the early days, right?"
Zhu Youjian: "What's the matter? Who took him in? When I go back, I'll dig that bastard out and whip his corpse!"
Zhu Youxiao: "Yes, there is such a thing. Nurhachi once worked under Li Chengliang."
Zhu Youjian: "Li Chengliang? No, didn't Li Chengliang kill Nurhachi's father and grandfather in an indiscriminate attack? It stands to reason that Li Chengliang is Nurhachi's enemy."
Zhu Youxiao smiled and began to explain his views,
"That is to say, but a large part of the reason why Nurhachi was able to gain power later was because of Li Chengliang.
Li Chengliang clearly has the strength to destroy gold in one fell swoop, but he always kills half and keeps half.
He also voluntarily gave up outside the pass, allowing Jianzhou Jurchen to get a large piece of land, allowing Nurhachi to grow his ethnic group.
As for the so-called "nobles" like Nurhachi who hunted in the mountains,
If it wasn't for Li Chengliang's tricks, Nurhachi wouldn't be able to get out of the mountains in his life!
Just a joke, I even suspect that Nurhachi is Li Chengliang's illegitimate son. "
After listening to Zhu Youxiao's explanation, everyone fell silent.
Zhu Youjian reappeared and raised a question: "So... Li Chengliang is a traitor?"
Zhu Youxiao shook his head: "I don't think so, he's just too smart, and his cleverness was misunderstood by his cleverness, and he misunderstood the entire Ming Dynasty.
Although Zhu Youxiao thinks that Li Chengliang is the culprit, Ji Chengliang will be a traitor.
Although many people in later generations called Li Chengliang "Qing Taizu", this title is more of a joke.
Li Chengliang made a lot of contributions to the Ming Dynasty, but it's a pity that he didn't take Nurhachi and the Jurchens seriously.
Zhu Jianshen: "Although I don't know who Li Chengliang you are talking about, but if he is not a traitor, then why would he kill half of the bandits when he has the power to wipe out money in one fell swoop?"
Zhu Youxiao: "It's very simple, four words: raise the bandits' self-respect!"
Zhu Jianshen: "Raise the bandits to be self-respecting! This...how dare he!"
Zhu Youxiao smiled helplessly,
"Why don't you dare? In the middle and late stages of my Ming Dynasty, the status of generals was already low.
When the military commander's status is high, it is only when there is a battle.
If Li Chengliang finished the battle at once, where would he still have a foothold? Where would his power still be overwhelming?
This point is not limited to Li Chengliang, Lord Shizong, your Qi Jiguang, isn't it the same?"
Zhu Houpao was so confused by Zhu Youxiao's question
"Qi Jiguang, he also raises his own dignity?" Zhu Houmei asked incredulously..
Compared with the tense look of the old Taoist priest frowning, Zhu Youxiao is still very calm,
"The Japanese pirates in the southeast coastal area are said to be Japanese pirates, but how many of them are actually Japanese people?
You can check it out and you will find out that more than half of it is my Tianming smuggling fleet.
Qi Jiguang has not wiped out the Japanese for so many years, and he has the same nature as Li Chengliang's side guard.
They can only kill and grind slowly like this.
Qi Jiguang is indispensable in the southeast, and it is precisely because of the continuous stream of Japanese pirates that Qi Jiguang is indispensable.
In fact, these things cannot withstand scrutiny. Those of us who are emperors, if we can turn a blind eye to it, let's go.
The life of military generals is not as easy as that of civil servants. As long as they don't hurt the people and shake their foundation, give them a way to survive.
Zhu Youxiao's words once again let
The emperors present were silent.
Indeed, the status of generals in the late Ming Dynasty was far inferior to that of the founding period.
Except for the large group of generals that Zhu Yuanzhang took away before his death, almost all the rest were wiped out in the Tumubao Change.
Moreover, the Ming Dynasty paid attention to "controlling military affairs with civil officials", that is, using civil officials to suppress military generals.
As a result, the status of generals will be even lower!
To fight a war is to fight with one's life. It is not easy to catch a chance to make contributions and get promoted. No one wants to give up this opportunity easily.
When the battle is over, the meritorious service is over.
In this way, after throwing his head and blood, everything will return to the original.
Returning to the situation where the generals have a low status and are always suppressed by civilian officials.
All the emperors spoke from their hearts. If they were Li Chengliang and Qi Jiguang, what would they do?
I am afraid that they will make the same choice as these two.
Zhu Di: "Could it be that there is no solution to this problem? Although the generals are having a hard time, they can't let the generals have the heart to support the bandits!"
Zhu Youxiao: "Of course there is a solution."
Zhu Di: "How to solve it?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Why are there Japanese pirates? Why are there Tartars and Jurchens frequently invade the border?"
Zhu Di: "Of course it's because of their wolfish ambition!"
Zhu Youxiao: "Indeed, they are wolves with ambitions, but that's not the point!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What's the point? Don't be a fool, you kid, tell me!"
Zhu Youxiao: "Grandpa, just look at the Ming Dynasty in the reign of Emperor Tianqi. Are there still Mongolians and Jurchens coming to invade the border? Are there still Japanese pirates running rampant along the southeast coast?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It seems...it's gone..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Then why didn't they exist? They disappeared out of thin air?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's impossible, unless it's because of them... we know! Because they're afraid
Zhu Youxiao: "Yes!"
Zhu Di: "Wait! You mean, only when the country is strong, those Tartars, those Jurchens, and those Japanese pirates, they dare not wantonly invade the border?"
Zhu Youxiao: "That's right, but being strong is not enough, it has to be strong enough! The Yongle Dynasty should be strong, but there will still be Tartars invading, which means it is not strong enough! Only we
Their fists are hard enough, so they dare not approach our Great Ming! As long as there is no war at the border, the problem of raising the bandits' self-respect will naturally be solved!"
Zhu Di: "Wait! You Xiao, what is the situation in your place now? There are no Tartars on the border? Also, the southeast coastal areas are so honest?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Basically, it's all gone. Even if there's a piece of shit that's not afraid of death, just send it to the sky. I'm too lazy to deal with such trivial matters.
how many dead. I want to see if their human skin is thicker, or my cannon is more powerful!"
Such cruel words, when spoken from Zhu Youxiao's mouth, were light and light.
However, because of this, the emperors felt that they were useless people for no reason...
Zhu Youjian: "Big brother! You are worthy of being my big brother!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah giao, I didn't expect...you talk a lot...it's just that I'm a little confused... No, I have to digest it!"
Zhu Biao: "I told you a long time ago that he talks a lot, and when he speaks the truth, he can blow your mind away!"
Zhu Di: "So big brother, even you can't talk about You Xiao?"
Zhu Biao: "It's not like that, it's just that... I was taken into a trap by him, and then I didn't know what I was talking about, and then..."
Zhu Yunwen: "Father, you are incoherent, eat more walnuts to nourish your brain!"
Zhu Houzhao: "I feel like I have to make up my mind... Hey! Wait! Didn't you just comment on me? Why did you suddenly talk about Li Chengliang and Yang Kou's self-respect? After all
Who took the wrong rhythm?"
Zhu Youjian: "I turned it up and found that it was the great grandfather who made it wrong.
Zhu Youtang: "No, you read it wrong, it was my father who made it wrong."
Zhu Jianshen: "what?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Little Chongzhen, you're such an idiot! You actually slandered Lao Tzu, obviously you were the one who mentioned Nurha first!"
Zhu Youjian:
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