Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

089. Jiajing Confronting His Ancestors! Are You The Pervert!

Knowing everything, Zhu Changluo decided that after leaving the chat group, the first thing he would do when he went back was to send those eight beauties away!

Although a bit reluctant...

But you have to be willing!

Fortunately, he joined this chat group before he trusted the beauty, if it was later, it would be embarrassing...

Under Zhu Youxiao's order -, the evaluation continued.

【Ding! The next review member, Emperor Jiajing, Zhu Houpao!】

Zhu Houxi, an old Taoist priest who heard the system prompt, puffed out his chest secretly.

Although it hasn't been long since the last chat group ended.

But the changes he has made can be described as quite a few.

During this period of time, he picked up the government affairs that had been abandoned for many years.

Not to mention very dedicated, anyway, it is much more dedicated than before.

And in order to prevent the rise of Liaodong Jurchens in the late Ming Dynasty.

He directly transferred Qi Jiguang, who was still fighting against the Japanese in Fujian, to Liaodong, and asked him to lead troops to clean up the Jianzhou Jurchens!

At this time, the Jurchen in Jianzhou was poor in land and few people, so it was not a climate.

Sending Qi Jiguang there is like killing a chicken with a sledgehammer.

Zhu Hourong knew that this was a bit exaggerated, but in order to completely eradicate the trouble, he decided to do it in one step.

【Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxi, you were born in the second year of Zhengde...】

[…]

【In order to cultivate the elixir, you use the girl's menstrual blood...】

Zhu Gaochi: "Ah..."

Zhu Changluo: "Ah..."

Zhu Yunwen: "Well...... Fourth Uncle, this Taoist priest in your family is perverted......"

***: "@¥#¥%.%¥..."

Zhu Yunwen: "Stop pretending, your silence time has passed."

[…]

【In the forty-five years of Jiajing, after you left the Ming emperor chat group, you are ready to change your mind and return to political career!】

[It's not just for the common people, and it's not just for the Ming Empire. 】

【Your main purpose is to improve the evaluation score and make the ranking higher, so as to get more life rewards from the chat group!】

【Your greatest goal has always been longevity!】

【Especially when you see the leader of the group, Zhu Youxiao, who has gained nearly a hundred years of life, you will be even more excited!】

【In order to live forever, you are going to be a good emperor for the people and the country!】

Zhu Houpao: "Damn...don't bring such a revealing person..."

Zhu Di: "Isn't it too late for you to be exposed? You bastard! I've completely lost my face!"

Zhu Houpao: "Master Chengzu, I was wrong..."

Zhu Di: "Don't call me a group!"

[In order to prevent Liaodong Jurchen from poking up, you directly send your general Qi Jiguang to Liaodong. 】

[At this time, the Jurchen tribes in Jianzhou were scattered and not well established, and they were soon led by Qi Jiguang...]

[In addition, you also ordered the abolition of many heavy taxes, so that the common people can recuperate. 】

【Not only that, you also ordered to stop the construction of Taoist temples and other projects. 】

[And all the alchemists and Taoists in the palace were driven away, and the alchemy and other roads were stopped. 】

[The ministers of the DPRK and China, headed by the Chief Assistant of the Cabinet Xu Jie, even thought that you had been taken away, so they came to visit one after another. 】

[…]

[Besides, you are also planning to appoint Hai Rui, who wrote a letter to impeach you, and ask him to point out the biggest drawback of the Ming Dynasty today. 】

【Your original intention is to push Hai Rui to go into the muddy water by himself, so that Hai Rui can help you solve the problems, and at the same time, you can suffer. 】

【However, Hai Rui's recklessness is beyond your imagination. 】

【Hai Rui bluntly pointed out the biggest flaw of the Ming Dynasty. This flaw was neither corrupt officials nor collusion between officials and businessmen. 】

【It's the ancestral system and vassal system created since the time of Emperor Taizu Gao!】

[Hai Rui bluntly said that the high salary of the vassal king and the large area occupied were the biggest drawbacks of the Ming Dynasty!】

Hearing this, many Ming emperors who were doing it were shocked!

That's right, everyone here is aware of this disadvantage, but how many people dare to defy the organization?

At this time, Zhu Yuanzhang lowered his head thoughtfully.

[You are very aware of the drawbacks of the vassal king system, and you also know that the vassal kings are a group of "pigs" who "eat but do not pull". 】

【You know better, the disadvantages of vassal kings have been known to all Ming emperors since the past dynasties!】

[But even if everyone knows about it, no one dares to do anything to the vassal kings. 】

[Even if Ming Cheng formed Zhu Di to cut down the feudal clan, it was only to cut off the military power of the feudal king. As for the treatment, he did not dare to neglect at all. 】

【And you were born as a vassal king, if you follow what Hai Rui said, if you attack the vassal kings, you will be scolded by everyone for "crossing the river and tearing down the bridge"!】

【The most important thing is that you know that if you dare to attack the feudal lords, when the chat group is opened, Emperor Taizu Gao Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang will definitely take your skin off!】

【So, you directly ordered Hai Rui to be imprisoned!】

【But you are not going to kill Hai Rui, because once you kill him, Hai Rui will be immortalized forever. 】

【As for you who killed Hai Rui, you will be infamous as a "holy and loyal minister" through the ages. 】

【So you just locked Hai Rui up and didn't plan to deal with him. 】

[The result of this evaluation: You are a very flexible emperor, but also a very cunning emperor. 】

[Seeing that Xu Jie, the chief assistant of the cabinet, is gaining more and more power, you chose to promote the Minister of Rites, Gao Gong, into the cabinet to fight against him. 】

【You are going to play a new game of chess, and this time the chess pieces are Xu Jie, the chief assistant of the cabinet, and the new cabinet minister, Gao Gong, who is also a proud teacher of Yu Wang!】

[This evaluation is over, the scores will be announced after other group members evaluate, Qinglian. 】

The evaluation about Zhu Houxi is over.

Although during the evaluation process, Zhu Houpao was exposed a lot of black material.

But in the final evaluation results, the system's evaluation of Zhu Houxi was much better than last time.

Now, Zhu Houxi also had some confidence.

He believes that this time his score will definitely improve!

Xu Shi was too confident, Zhu Houpao couldn't help bragging with Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di, the two old ancestors,

"Grandfather Tai, Lord Chengzu, to be honest, it was all an accident before! In fact, it is not difficult to be a good emperor. Just look at it, Daming is in my hands, and it will surely prosper.

At this time, Zhu Yuanzhang was still immersed in the "disadvantages of the vassal king", and did not hear Zhu Houxi bragging.

Zhu Di rolled his eyes, expressing his disdain.

Zhu Houxi, who was ignored by the two ancestors, expressed embarrassment...

In order to seek comfort, he looked to Zhu Biao, a good old man.

However, Zhu Biao didn't pay attention to him this time. Instead, he turned his head and looked at Zhu Youxiao with serious eyes.

At the end, he sighed lightly.

Zhu Houxi who was ignored: "..."

Zhu Houxi expressed his dissatisfaction and was ready to seek the approval of others again!

However, at this time Zhu Gaochi was pulling Zhu Changluo, and the two emperors who had also been aggrieved princes for 20 years expressed that they had a lot to talk about at this moment.

And Zhu Youxiao, who has always given him the most face, has no time to talk to him at this time, because Zhu Youjian is asking him something.

Looking around, only one person is free.

This person is Zhu Yunwen.

Zhu Houshao and Zhu Yunqiu looked at each other.

Zhu Yunwen, who was isolated, was a little excited, thinking that finally someone was willing to talk to him.

However, at the next moment, Zhu Houpao looked away with disgust.

Zhu Yunwen:

Assi!

Zhu Yunwen: "You old Taoist who drinks menstrual blood! I belong to your ancestors! I don't want to lose face!"

Zhu Houxi: "Fuck you! That's alchemy! It's not drinking! And it really doesn't taste good! Only the fragrance of elixir! Fragrance!"

Zhu Yunwen: "Forget it, it doesn't make sense with a pervert. If you say it's delicious, then it should be delicious."

Zhu Houpao: "You are a fucking pervert! I'll fuck you**@¥#......%......%#......???"

【Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxi, hello! The system has detected that you are profane!】

[In order to maintain the atmosphere of unity and friendship in the chat group, I temporarily ban you for half an hour! 】

[I hope you can remember this warning, thank you for your cooperation!]

**:"@#*%@%.%#*%*..'

Zhu Yunqi, who was belatedly aware, noticed something was wrong.

An atmosphere of solidarity and camaraderie?

What about when he was beaten?

Where is unity? Where is love?

【Ding! The next review member, Emperor Chongzhen, Zhu Youjian!】

It's Zhu Youjian's turn.

However, the most nervous person at this time is not Zhu Youjian, but Zhu Di.

Without him, because Zhu Di, as a "foreign aid", although the time he stayed in Chongzhen was not too long, it was not too short either.

But the real-time achievements made.....

Cough cough, isn't this asking Zhu Youjian for money, ready to go out and pull in the rebel army!

[Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian, you were born in the thirty-eighth year of Wanli...]

[…]

【Your biological mother Liu died after being scolded by your father Zhu Changluo......】

【Your father Zhu Changluo didn't care about you. When you were beaten and scolded by Li Xuanshi, only your elder brother Zhu Youxiao came out to help you...】

Seeing this, Zhu Changluo bowed his head guiltily...

[In the winter of the second year of Chongzhen, after a dispute with the courtiers, you came to the Taimiao, knelt down in front of the memorial tablet of your elder brother Zhu Youxiao and wept bitterly!]

[…]

[You are not alone when you returned from the Ming Emperor chat group. 】

【Because your ancestor, Ming Chengzu Zhu Di also came to Chongzhen together, and he expressed that he would help you revive Ming Dynasty!】

【However, what you didn't expect is that the first thing that Ming Chengzu Zhu Di, the ancestor of the Ming Dynasty, did when he came to Chongzhen was to beat you up!】

【While beating you, he yelled at you: "Scream! No one will come to save you even if you scream! "】

Zhu Yunwen: "Fourth uncle, you are not hungry."

Zhu Di: "......

0……………… Ask for flowers……

【After you were beaten up by Fatty, the dragon robe that you just sewed was torn again. 】

【You don't dare to be angry or speak out, so you can only silently find the queen to make it up for you. 】

[Mending clothes. 】

[…]

[Your ancestor Zhu Di was impatient, and he can't help you in the current chaotic court situation. 】

[Compared to the previous elder brother Zhu Youxiao's review of the things you explained to you, it can help you solve your urgent needs. 】

[You acted according to the instructions of your elder brother Zhu Youxiao, and killed Kong Youde and Geng Zhongming, Mao Wenlong's subordinates. This action successfully relieved the danger that the two were about to defect to the enemy and rebel. 】

[Besides, you followed Zhu Youxiao's instructions and reactivated Sun Chengzong, a great scholar. 】

[Sure enough, although Sun Chengzong is getting older, his ability has not diminished in the slightest. 】

[Even though he is over seventy years old, he still helped the Ming Dynasty take back Zunhua, Luancheng, Yongping, and Qian'an, which were originally occupied by Huang Taiji. 】

【You are overjoyed, and at the same time, according to the instructions of your elder brother Zhu Youxiao, you have promoted Qian Qianyi, the Minister of Rites, to the cabinet. 】

[Sure enough, as expected, the development of the matter is consistent with Zhu Youxiao's guess

Exactly the same. 】

[The ministers headed by Wen Tiren and Zhou Tingru began to impeach Qian Qianyi in turn!]

[There are so many types and the severity of the situation, it can be said to be overwhelming and densely packed. 】

[In short, Qian Qianyi is gone. 】

[In the end, Qian Qianyi's home was ransacked. 】

[The silver taels obtained from the house raids are as high as ten million taels, Naifeng, you have been working for several years! 】

【In order to celebrate this bountiful harvest, you were generous and changed a few sets of brand new dragon and phoenix robes for yourself and the queen!】

0

[Just when you were about to open a talent show and fill the harem with beauties, Qian Qianyi's money was almost used up. 】

[You collapsed. 】

[In desperation, you have no choice but to give up this idea, and comfort yourself that you can't be as lustful as the pervert's father Zhu Changluo. 】

Zhu Changluo: "Youjian, you're going too far! How can I be lustful! Everyone is familiar with each other, and I will sue you for slander!"

Zhu Youjian: "Well... why don't you count it?"

[Because of the natural disasters in the Ming Dynasty at this time, there were slaves outside, and the domestic rebel army was even more numerous, and the scale was growing day by day. 】

[And more than half of the silver allocated by the imperial court for disaster relief went into the pockets of corrupt officials. 】

[So Qian Qianyi's net worth is like a drop in the bucket in this sore and festering Ming Dynasty. 】

[You found the old ancestor Zhu Di who didn't see anyone all day, and asked him how to make money. 】

[He said, just copy one more. 】

【You did as you did, so you used the method you used last time to transfer a rich minister to the cabinet. 】

[The process this time is the same as last time, under the frantic impeachment of the courtiers, the house ransacked again successfully. 】

[However, the money obtained from the house raid this time was not as much as Qian Qianyi, so it didn't take long before it was used again. 】

【So you once again found your ancestor Zhu Di, who was invisible all day long, and asked him what to do again. 】

[Zhu Di replied: Copy one more. 】

Everyone: "..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth, co-author, is this how you help Youjian? By the way, you don't see anyone all day long, so what have you been doing?"

Zhu Di: "Eh... I was busy at the time."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What can you do? You don't need to review papers, and you don't need to fight wars. What are you busy with?"

Zhu Di: "I..."

Zhu Biao: "It's still the same sentence, the eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother, Dad, you and the fourth brother have the same virtues, so you should say a few words less."

[You are a little speechless about the proposal of your ancestor Zhu Di. 】

[But you still did it. 】

【However, the ministers are not fools, they have seen through your mind. 】

【As a result, the ministers who were transferred to the cabinet by your name resigned one after another, and some even forced them to die, just to refuse to enter the cabinet!】

【In addition, your diet has been mixed with a lot of poisonous substances, and several concubines who ate with you were poisoned to death one after another. 】

[Fortunately, you have the "Hundred Poison Invulnerability" physique rewarded by the chat group, otherwise, you would have been poisoned to death long ago. 】

【You know that the civil servants in the court can't sit still, they are already facing you!】

【You found your ancestor Zhu Di again, and said in advance that the method of ransacking the house will not work now. 】

【This time Zhu Di gave a brand new approach. 】

【He said that he would personally go out and pull an insurgent army, starting from the beginning of the rebellion!】

"Fourth Uncle, it's fine if you say you rebelled against me, but how can you rebel against your own descendants?"

This person with strange yin and yang is exactly Zhu Yunwen.

Facing the ridicule of his eldest nephew, Zhu Di didn't blink his eyes.

He squinted at Zhu Yunwen, raised his chin and said proudly,

"What nonsense are you talking about? I am Hong Wu who inherited my father's throne in thirty-five years!"

#X:???

"Where did the thirty-five years of Hongwu come from? Didn't Grandpa Huang lose money in thirty-one years of Hongwu?".

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