Monopolize My Mysterious Wife
Chapter 695 The joke is too big (3)
Then, he raised his eyes to look at the person opposite who was drinking red wine, and said quietly: "Ah Yue, do you still remember the last time we broke a vase in my dad's office?"
Han Yue paused while holding the wine glass and looked up, "Remember, what's wrong?"
"Then do you remember to return the money for your vase to me?" Quan Mingxuan asked again.
"Have you?" Han Yue looked at him pretending to be stupid, "Didn't I give it to you?"
"Han Yue, stop pretending to be stupid and return the money to me as soon as possible." When he mentioned the matter of breaking the vase, he was itching with hatred.
Just because of that broken vase, this damn guy actually put all the blame on him, causing him to almost get killed by his father, and he also wrote a 10,000-word self-criticism.
"Axuan, what's the relationship between us? You still remember this thing about Chen Ma ruining the millet, isn't it too vindictive?" Han Yue poured a glass of wine and put it in front of him.
"Come on, let's have a glass of wine to calm down."
Quan Mingxuan glanced at the wine glass that was handed to him, and said with a smile on his face: "Next time you come and write a 10,000-word review, I think you will never forget it."
"What, you're stingy? It's just a vase of money." Han Yue said boldly: "How much, you can say whatever you want."
"Who said I wanted money?" Quan Mingxuan hummed.
"Then what do you want?" Han Yue looked at him in astonishment, and suddenly raised his hand to protect his chest: "Let me make it clear first, I am not a prostitute. I only want money, not sex."
Quan Mingxuan: "..."
Where did this stupidity come from?
Can he say that he doesn't know him?
"You write a 10,000-word review for me."
When Han Yue heard the word "review", his scalp went numb.
"No, there's no need to discuss this."
For a 10,000-word review, it would be better to ask him to compensate him 10 million.
"Are you going to write or not?" Quan Mingxuan smiled meaningfully.
"Don't write it." Han Yue said firmly.
"That's okay."
Han Yue looked at him strangely. Did he let him go so easily?
No, there must be something fishy.
Ge Di, he saw that his cell phone was still in his hand, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.
"Quan Mingxuan, what are you doing with my phone? Give it back to me."
Quan Mingxuan watched him reach out to grab it and leaned back, "I haven't contacted my aunt for a long time. The weather is nice today. It's good to catch up with my aunt."
After he finished speaking, he pressed lightly and the message he had just edited was sent out smoothly.
Hearing the message notification sound, Han Yue couldn't sit still.
He stood up abruptly, as if his butt was on fire, walked around the table, and rushed in front of Quan Mingxuan to grab the phone.
Quan Mingxuan didn't hide. Even if he snatched the phone back, the message had already been sent anyway.
Han Yue snatched the phone back and looked down. His handsome face darkened and he was enveloped in a black aura.
Quan Mingxuan, you’re going to be stabbed a thousand times.
Labor and management must kill you.
On the screen, three messages followed.
[My dear mother, I want to take my girlfriend back for dinner tonight. 】
[There is something I need to prepare with you first. Your future daughter-in-law will be male. 】
[I will take him back to meet his parents tonight. Please help me and your husband say a few nice words, lest he prevent me and your future daughter-in-law from entering. 】
In the three messages, Quan Mingxuan imitated Han Yue's usual tone. Even people who are familiar with Han Yue would have a hard time telling that they were messages sent by other people.
A second passes.
Two seconds pass.
Three seconds passed...
"Quan Mingxuan, labor and management will kill you."
An angry roar broke through the air. Han Yue threw his phone on the table and pounced in the direction where Quan Mingxuan was sitting.
Quan Mingxuan smiled proudly, with a smile of success in his eyes. He quickly escaped from the dining table and ran around the screen to the sofa.
"Who made you so unloyal in the first place? You deserve it."
Han Yue was furious, stepped on the sofa and reached out to grab him.
"Ah Yue, if you have time to catch me, why not explain it to your mother-in-law quickly, so as not to make your mother-in-law angry later and I will settle the score with you." Quan Mingxuan said sarcastically.
"That's not what happened to you." Han Yue went berserk.
To explain at this time, his mother would only want to kill him.
"I've given you a chance. You didn't want it yourself. I can accept it if you write a self-criticism to your mother." Quan Mingxuan avoided his oncoming hand and said with a smile.
Han Yue said with a dark face: "Go to hell."
"It's so sad that after so many years of our relationship, you are willing to let me die." Quan Mingxuan covered his chest with an expression of regret and lamentation.
"Quan Mingxuan, today I have to let you know why the flowers are blooming so brightly." Han Yue turned around and pursued him.
Quan Mingxuan retorted while running away: "Of course it's because of photosynthesis. Why are you so stupid? It seems like you were a scumbag before."
Han Yue was so angry that he jumped. From the corner of his eye, he saw that there was no way to retreat behind him. He reached out and grabbed the documents on the table and threw them at him, and then rushed towards him.
Unable to beat him to death, he used his weight to crush him until he turned into a meat pie.
Quan Mingxuan dodged the thrown document and got carried away with his pride. His foot slipped and he fell onto the sofa while avoiding Han Yue.
It was a soft sofa, so it wouldn't hurt if he fell down. Before he could recover, he felt a heavy weight on his body, which made him almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
He raised his eyes and saw Han Yue's mean smile.
"Damn it, damn Han Yue, get out of the car quickly."
It was such a big lump that his internal organs were about to be squeezed out.
"Quan Mingxuan, hurry up and explain it to my mother, otherwise I will keep suppressing you." Han Yue said.
"Your mother won't believe me if I explain. It's better for you to explain yourself." Quan Mingxuan said while pushing him.
Damn it, what did you eat when you grew up?
So heavy.
"If that's the case, then you can go back with me tonight. Anyway, you sent a message to my mother and told me that I was going to bring a girlfriend back, so you just have to be a part of it." Han Yue smiled evilly.
"Anyway, my mother is very familiar with you. If it were you, my mother wouldn't believe it."
Quan Mingxuan was so angry that he almost spurted blood. He raised his hand and slapped him in the face unceremoniously. Han Yue reacted very quickly and grabbed his hand, smiling triumphantly at him.
"Axuan, you..."
"What are you doing?"
A startled voice sounded at the door.
Quan Mingxuan and Han Yue looked at each other.
Such a familiar sound.
The two of them turned their heads to look at the door. When they saw the person coming, they turned to stone.
Um... now the joke is too big.
Can't explain clearly.
Today is Wen Ya's birthday. Quan Che originally wanted to catch his son and go back to spend his birthday with his wife early, but he didn't expect to give him a critical blow as soon as he came here.
His face was livid, and he looked at the two people on the sofa, feeling a sense of low pressure filling his body.
"Quan Mingxuan, give you three seconds to explain this to me quickly."
With the roar of the Hedong lion, Quan Mingxuan and Han Yue immediately separated and stood up.
Standing next to Quan Che, Jian Qing and Quan Jingwu looked at the two of them and smiled unkindly.
There's something good to watch now.
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