Movies and TV: a New Class Per World
Chapter 89:
With a cigarette in his mouth, the man looked Li Xu up and down: "Father, you look very unfamiliar."
"I think you look familiar."
Seeing this face with the same style as John Wick, Li Xu immediately knew who it was. Not surprisingly, this guy should be the notorious Hell Detective John Constantine in the DC world.
"In that case, how about we make friends?"
Constantine said with a smile, and inadvertently glanced at the stigmata on the back of Li Xu's hand.
He had come to exorcise demons, but he did not expect to meet an angel.
As the saying goes, many friends lead many paths, and what Constantine likes most is making new friends.
After all, there are not many old friends left by him. If you don't prepare a few more, I'm afraid it won't be enough.
"roll!"
Li Xu turned around and left.
When Constantine made a request to make friends, Li Xu felt a wave of malice.
Make friends with such a cheating bastard, he is afraid that he will die young.
This guy is simply the most powerful liar in the DC universe, he ran the train with his mouth full, and played tricks on all the demons in hell, including Satan.
What's more important is that, with such a desperate effort, Constantine can still live well, and sacrifice a teammate to change his luck if he has nothing to do.
"Don't go, leave a contact information."
Constantine approached with a smile on his face.
Li Xu had no expression on his face, and directly knocked the **** unconscious with a knife.
"It's always been me who cheated others, you **** still wants to cheat me."
Seeing Konstantin fainted on the ground, Li Xu kicked twice again in disbelief before turning around and walking out of the Tongzilou.
…
Six hours later, Li Xu walked out of Gotham Airport and hailed a taxi.
"Sir, where are you going?"
The driver is a black boy, with eight white teeth shining when he smiles.
"Arkham Asylum."
Li Xu glanced around and found that the inside of the car was clean and tidy, except for the bulging around the driver's waist.
Considering the tradition of Gotham, Li Xu expressed his understanding.
In Gotham, driving a taxi is a high-risk business, and it is normal to carry a gun for self-defense.
When the black boy heard the word 'Arkham', his hand holding the steering wheel trembled, and he secretly looked at Li Xu from the rearview mirror from the corner of his eye.
There are no fancy dresses, no nervous smiles, and no weird problems. It doesn't look like a local neuropathy in Gotham. Could it be a neuropathy from outside?
The black brother was a little curious, but he drove in silence.
The first rule of survival for Gotham drivers, don't talk too much, the more you talk, the faster you die.
"Dude, who are the more popular villains in Gotham?"
Seeing that the black brother didn't say a word, Li Xu took the initiative to ask questions.
As an incoming psychiatrist, he felt the need to get to know his patients.
According to the system information, the way for [Psychiatrist] profession to gain experience is to make these mental illnesses return to normal, at least superficially normal.
After all, mental illness is more idealistic.
In the last century, a well-known psychologist David Rosenhann conducted an experiment in which he and seven volunteers sneaked into different mental hospitals.
The ending was very dramatic. None of them could prove that they were normal. Eight volunteers including David Rosenhann were considered to be sick.
Therefore, the system considerately gives the criteria for judging.
As long as the mental patients treated by Li Xu remain normal within three months and do something beneficial to society, the system will judge the treatment as successful.
Li Xu thought this rule was very good, and decided to find a villain to test the waters first.
"..."
Hearing Li Xu's question, the black boy's face became tense, and he became more and more sure that Li Xu was a psychopath from outside.
No, I have already started to inquire about the situation of the patients.
After organizing his wording, the black boy said carefully: "The scarecrow is more famous recently, and the fear gas he released almost spread throughout Gotham."
"However, he is also imprisoned in Arkham by Batman now."
"I see." Li Xu nodded thoughtfully.
Scarecrow is a relatively well-known villain, and his famous stunt is homemade fear gas.
After inhaling fear gas, the Scarecrow can make victims feel their deepest fears, or make people afraid of things they were not afraid of before....
"Potential for transformation."
Li Xu nodded and decided to start with the scarecrow first.
Scarecrow, the poisonous fear gas, is still very interesting. It can help young people get rid of all kinds of bad habits if it is modified. It is much more reliable than Professor Yang, the king of thunder and lightning.
In the driver's seat, the black brother secretly watched Li Xu's expression, his body trembling slightly.
It started, it started again.
These psychopaths like comparisons the most. When they hear that a villain is more famous than themselves, they will definitely be very upset. They want to make some bigger accidents, and then let Batman catch them.
Wait a minute, this psychopath from out of town will definitely ask, "Dude, what do you think of Batman?"
"what's the situation?"
Li Xu frowned when he saw the strange expression of the black brother, and activated the psychiatrist's skill [Insight].
In an instant, he heard all the crazy thoughts in the black brother's heart.
"Crazy from outside!"
Li Xu's face turned black, and he approached the black brother who was still thinking crazy, and said in a low tone: "Dude, what do you think of Batman?"
"I knew it was!"
The black boy looked desperate and shook his hand accidentally.
Boom!
The taxi collided with a fast passing black Batmobile, and it rolled over on the road, rolling continuously.
"This is to die with me."
Li Xu supported his forehead speechlessly, kicked the car door away, and came out with the frightened black boy.
"who are you?"
At this time, the bat chariot stopped, and a large human-shaped bat with pointed ears came out, frowning and glanced at the kicked car door.
"Batman!"
The black boy looked even more desperate.
When a psychopath meets Batman, there is no way for him to survive in a fight.
"A psychiatrist preparing to apply for a job in Arkham."
Li Xu glanced at the taxi that had turned into scrap iron, and pulled the little black brother over: "Speeding and cutting the road, you are fully responsible for this car accident, and you will lose money!"
Batman: "...".
Chapter 116
"Money, I will pay."
Batman was silent for a moment, then slowly said: "But you are not an ordinary person, what is the purpose of coming to Gotham?"
"I've said it all, I'm here to apply for a job."
Li Xu patted the black brother on the shoulder: "Dude, you heard it too, Batman promised to pay you back."
"If he doesn't pay, remember to expose his ugly face online."
The little black brother nodded and ran away.
The second rule of the Gotham Driver Survival Code, Batman represents big trouble, run immediately when you see it.
Batman ignored the black brother, and stared at Li Xu: "Arkham is not an ordinary mental hospital, why did you choose where to apply for a job?"
"Because the salary is high?"
Li Xu shrugged and said a cold joke.
Because the joke was too cold, Batman didn't laugh, but approached Li Xu a few steps, and said in a deep voice, "You'd better tell the truth."
"Want to do it?"
Li Xu chuckled, slightly hooked his hands: "Then come and try."
Batman snorted coldly, three blades popped out of his armguard, and he leaned forward.
"That's it?"
Li Xu held up the long knife condensed by the holy light, and firmly caught the attacking blade.
Batman is the hottest superhero in the Justice League. His fans are far more than 13 Superman. He has the physical fitness, willpower, and fighting ability of the peak of human beings. He is a top master in tactics, reconnaissance, escape, tracking, etc. .
In addition, Batman also has various equipment made by himself, as well as plans that can never be used up, so there are often some unnatural moves.
It doesn't seem to be a big deal. In terms of setting, Batman is a human being.
But assuming that this thing is for eating, DC has an unwritten unspoken rule that Batman is the strongest.
The specific performance is that the mortal Batman can fight more than most superhumans; he always anticipates the enemy's opportunity, always has the equipment for any situation, is always considered exhaustive, and can always defeat any enemy..... .
The most frightening thing is that he only sleeps for one hour a day, and he was alive and kicking a few days after he was seriously injured. His recovery ability made the super villain with self-healing factors doubt his life.
Don't ask, asking is a strong will, because he can resist mind control and spiritual attacks that even Superman can't resist.
It may not be intuitive to say this, and it does not reflect the power of Batman. Let me give you an example. Batman cheats his teammates every day, sometimes even more than Zack Kang...
cough cough!
This example is not suitable, change it to another one, Batman destroys the Justice League every day!
For a speedster like The Flash, Batman can knock him down with a single punch.
flash:"......"
Not to mention Superman, Superman is no exception, because Batman always carries a kryptonite just in case.
Although the destruction of the Justice League is almost a routine operation, and many people can do it, but......
At least the Flash can't!
flash:"......"
But don't panic at all, the main reason why Batman is invincible, especially when it comes to pitting teammates accurately, is based on intelligence capabilities.
Only by understanding the enemy and analyzing the weaknesses layer by layer can we defeat the strong enemy repeatedly and win almost impossible victories time after time.
With Li Xu's diverse abilities, and the first time he comes into contact with an opponent, Batman will definitely be deflated.
In the comics, Batman is deflated a lot, basically the first time he is abused, and the second time he comes back.
Here I have to mention Batman's most powerful skill - escape!
The villains failed to kill Batman the first time, not because they didn't want to, but because this guy is too good at running. Looking at the world of DC, his running ability is firmly in the top three, and the Flash is not as fast as him.
flash:"......"
Closer to home, after catching the blade of Batman's attack, Li Xu raised the knife with one hand and pressed down little by little.
Boom!
A huge force struck, and Batman's body was uncontrollable, and he fell to the ground with one knee. The powerful impact forced the floor tiles to shatter, and spider web cracks spread out from under his feet in an instant.
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