Mr. President Dotes On His Wife Crazily

Lan Xiao pursed her lips and almost didn't laugh.

She had already guessed who this person was.

Unexpectedly, after not seeing him for a while, this Bai Shaoyi has become so funny?

The last time I saw him, wasn't he still shy like a big girl?

Lan Xiao teased his thoughts, anyway, he was in a bad mood, so he used him to make fun of——

A sly flickered under her eyes, and she coughed twice.

"You're the one, everyone loves, flowers bloom..."

Bai Shaoyi's eyes lit up, quietly waiting for her to continue.

After waiting for a long time, Lan Xiao was completely silent.

"Hey, hello... why don't you keep talking? Everyone loves, what does the flowers bloom? Hurry up and say..."

The expression seems to be, hurry up and praise me, hurry up and praise me, I can't wait.

Lan Xiao pursed her lips, oh.

"Hmm... the cow dung under the beautiful flowers blooms..."

Bai Shaoyi's leg softened and almost fell.

He is stimulated.

Lan Xiao actually said he was cow dung?

He touched his nose and said bitterly, "Lan Xiao, are you too unrepresentative? How can you harm me so much? Anyway, I am also a handsome and sunny man. How can you use cow dung as a metaphor for me? ?"

Lan Xiao pretended not to understand and asked: "Are you handsome? Are you sunny? Are you handsome?"

She asked three times, bewildered Bai Shaoyi.

"Hmm...hmm, should I be considered?" He hesitated.

Lan Xiao smiled: "Wang Ergou, we haven't been in contact for many years, why did your girl's face become so thick? When you were young, your face was pocky and fat? Tell me, where did you meet? Is the sun handsome and handsome? Is it possible that you have become handsome and handsome, we have not seen you for so many years, can you stun a group of little girls with just one electric eye?"

King... Two dogs? Bai Shaoyi scratched the back of his head very dumbfounded.

Who is Wang Ergou? Apart from Jiang, Lan Xiao is also familiar with other opposite sexes? This Wang Ergou, is it her childhood sweetheart?

Even if Lan Xiao said, what a pocky face and fat...

But no matter how stubborn it looks, this King Ergou is also a creature of the opposite sex, right?

Bai Shaoyi was immediately unwilling. He vowed to defend Wen Muchu's territory and could not let any creature of the opposite **** occupy Lan Xiao's heart.

Bai Shaoyi bit his scalp and began to squirt this Wang Ergou ruthlessly.

"Well, I...I...I haven't changed, let me tell you, I am more stunned than before. Not only do I have pockmarks on my face, but I also have huge moles. Not only do I have moles, but also grow. Abscess with a bag. Moreover, my figure is fatter than before, more than one and two times fatter, that is five times as much as before. Not only am I ugly and fat, I have body odor, this body odor, A mile away, everyone around can be smoked to death."

"I'm not loved by people, I'm scared to cry when people see people. I'm not when flowers see flowers bloom, I see flowers, flowers are smoked and withered. These years, I have been so ugly that I dare not see people anymore. , I'm afraid that seeing someone can scare them to death... Well, I called you suddenly today, just to talk to you, nothing else. Because I haven't spoken to anyone for many days Well. Then... Let’s do it again, but we don’t need to see each other. I’m so ugly, ugly people and gods are angry."

Bai Shaoyi finished these words in one breath, his face was not red and his heart beat, it was quite sixty-six-six-

After speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.

After hanging up, he took a deep breath.

Damn, he's so handsome and handsome, it's the first time he's damaged his body completely. Mom can't recognize him...

Bai Shaoyi wiped the sweat from his forehead. For Wen Muchu's happiness, he was easy, he...

What happens next?

Come on, change the number and call again.

This time, he didn't dare to pretend to be mysterious, and what nonsense made her guess the series.

On Lan Xiao's side, when she heard the phone on the other side, she immediately squatted on the ground, her stomach hurting.

The tears of her laughter were uncontrollable, streaming out from the corner of her eyes.

Bai Shaoyi, this stupid, is really funny.

Why is he so funny? In this world, there is such a silly thing, but the salt is sweet, handsome and funny...

Lan Xiao squatted on the ground and laughed for ten minutes. Her legs were about to cramp.

The whole person simply sat on the ground in disregard of the image, stroking his aching chest with his palms, slowly calming his emotions.

Five minutes later, Lan Xiao's phone rang again.

Lan Xiao picked it up and saw that this time the number was another unknown number, obviously not the last number.

She clicked to connect.

Bai Shaoyi's voice immediately came from the other end of the phone.

"Hey... hey Lan Xiao is me..."

Lan Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly and immediately interrupted him: "Who are you?"

This time, Bai Shaoyi, how dare to make a fuss and surrender immediately.

"I...I Bai Shaoyi... Lan Xiao, the little beauty, remember me? We two once fought side by side, and we worked together in a tacit understanding."

Lan Xiao thought for a while, then gave a faint oh.

"Oh, hey... I listen to your voice, why is it so like I am sending you two little dogs?"

Bai Shaoyi almost knelt, and the mobile phone in his hand almost fell out.

"Wang Ergou? Can this **** Wang Ergou compare with the sunny, handsome and handsome me? Lan Xiao, don't be kidding..."

"Well, at the beginning, Wang Ergou also praised himself like that. What kind of sunshine, handsome, handsome and so on..." Lan Xiao's eyes flickered, holding back a smile, and added.

Bai Shaoyi was about to collapse, he made a call, he looked like he...

Not only did he want to damage himself to nothing, the ugly people were angry, but he also had to withstand Lan Xiao's question of torture the soul.

What a **** life, how does he feel that he is especially like Erha now.

Think about him, Bai Shaoyi, a famous fame, how could he be so defeated by Lan Xiao?

Is this girl his nemesis?

"Cough cough cough...Lan Xiao, let's get away with that. Stop talking about this Wang Ergou, disappointing. I called you today because I have good news to tell you." Bai Shaoyi tried to hide his embarrassment. There was a cough.

Lan Xiao chuckled, her brows stained with squiggles.

"Oh, tell me."

The original bad mood, teasing Bai Shaoyi's Erha, miraculously improved.

Um~~ It seems that in this life, it is still very good to have such a funny friend.

Bai Shaoyi let out a sigh of relief, huh~~ he can finally get to the subject.

His anxious forehead was full, and the clothes on his back were soaked with sweat.

"Hehe... I'm sending warmth..."