My 1991

The first examination room is on the 4th floor.

After leaving the 4th floor and coming to the 3rd floor, Lu An and Liu Hui, who were chatting and laughing just now, instantly fell into peace.

The two are not strangers, but they are not that familiar either. They are even in a competitive relationship to a certain extent.

Slowly walking to the second floor, Lu An broke the deadlock and said: "The bird never falls, thank you."

Saying thank you means thanking her for saving the day just now.

Calling her a bird that never falls is to bring the two of them closer together. After all, it is a nickname, so it does not seem so serious, and it is easy to break the balance line in the mind.

Liu Hui is a very smart girl. She understood what he meant almost instantly. She smiled slightly and said:

"Mr. Lu, I will call you Mr. Lu from now on. You are very popular with women."

Lu An looked modest: "Don't, don't, we are old friends, don't bury me like this, I can't afford to offend them."

Hearing this, Liu Hui smiled even sweeter, "Mr. Lu's use of the word "men" is very artistic, but it's just because of this that he said you are powerful."

Not wanting to get entangled in this topic, Lu An asked curiously: "How did you find out just now?"

Liu Hui glanced at him: "Is Mr. Lu using this to test the little girl?"

Lu An was very depressed and half-truthed: "I feel like you are not sincere in what you say. How can we continue talking today? No wonder we have known each other for so many years and we are still just acquaintances."

Liu Hui lowered his head and walked forward, smiling and saying: "I once saw Meng Qingshui's sister shopping with you at the First Department Store, and we were very close, but you and Meng Qingshui always pretended not to know each other at school.

There is an idiom that can describe this phenomenon very well: there is no three hundred taels of silver here. "

Lu An is ashamed, is this IQ crushing?

Li Dong and Ye Run were so close to each other that they didn't see through it. They didn't expect that an outsider could easily point it out.

Luan struggled: "This is a common saying."

Liu Hui didn't argue with him, so he changed his words: "cover your ears and steal your bell."

Lu An sighed and asked later: "Besides Meng Qingshui, who else is there?"

Liu Hui said mysteriously: "Our relationship hasn't reached that stage yet. We are just acquaintances who nodded when we met. It is easy for Mr. Lu to have misunderstandings if we talk even more."

Luan was speechless.

This girl is really mean-spirited. Revenge does not last overnight. When she was choked by the words she just said, she immediately returned the original words.

Unknowingly, he had arrived at the school gate. When Liu Hui saw his parents coming to pick him up, he immediately waved goodbye: "Mr. Lu, see you later."

Lu An originally wanted to tell the girl to eat goose stewed in an iron pot, but after seeing her parents, she swallowed the words that came to her lips.

When the people walked away, Li Dong said "fuck" and asked in shock: "No, brother, you actually had an affair with Meng Qingshui?

When did you two start? I do not know how? "

Ye Run had been kept in the dark about this matter before. It wasn't until Lu An told her that "Meng Qingshui was chasing him" a few days ago that she half believed it.

Ignoring Ye Run's piercing eyes, Lu An stuffed the book into her arms.

I'm still thinking in my mind: Flat is a bit flat, but flat has the advantage of being flat, which is good for storing books. It's better to be flat for one gain and one loss. I don't use them anyway.

Sin, sin.

The next moment, he secretly chanted Amitabha.

What the hell are you thinking?

Why do you keep thinking about women's bodies lately?

It seems that after having tasted the taste of meat, I have become eager to take action after not touching a woman for so long.

He stretched out and said, "What do you want to know? Brother, remember, whenever a good-looking girl appears next to me from now on, she will definitely have thoughts about me."

Li Dong once again said, "I won't play with you anymore. I, Li Dong, swear that the university will stay away from you bastard."

Lu An put his hand on his head and pushed him away with disgust: "Who cares about you? I just need Ye Run to accompany me. I'm greedy for her cooking."

Ye Run rolled his eyes: "Stay away from me, I don't want to be your slave and light bulb 24 hours a day."

Li Dong burst out laughing, "Look, look, we still need Ye Run.

Ye Run! I support you, we must stay away from this harvester woman, and the university will not follow him to the same city. "

I ran to a farmer's house down the mountain behind and bought a goose at a huge price. The three of them worked hard all afternoon before serving it to the table.

The goose was braised, and the fragrant meat smell made the three of them almost hungry.

Li Dong walked around the yard impatiently, and finally pointed at his watch and shouted: "It's already 6 o'clock, why hasn't Meng Qingshui come yet? I'm almost starving to death."

Lu An had just come out of the shower and waved his hand: "Then don't wait, let's have dinner."

Ye Run asked him: "Have you told Meng Qingshui? Why don't you call her home? It's not very far anyway, and you can get here very quickly."

Lu An shook his head: "No need to fight, if she wanted to come over, she would have come here long ago, how could it be delayed until now.

She must have something of her own to do. Come on, let's have a drink and a meal today. "

Seeing that Lu An had already taken advantage of it, Li Dong immediately ran over, sat down, picked up the big goose head and started chewing on it.

Eating goose heads was his unique hobby, just like peeking at a woman's big butt, which gave him a different kind of happiness.

This night, Ye Run and Li Dong were both drunk by him.

Seeing that there was more than half of the goose meat left, Lu An reached out and rubbed his round belly. He couldn't eat anymore, so he gave up.

Afraid of rats, he hung the goose meat into the patio as usual.

Then he carried Ye Run to the bed and threw Li Dong on the sofa. After thinking that everything was fine, he started reading a book by himself.

"tingting"

After eight o'clock in the evening, the newly purchased BB machine made a sound for the first time.

Lu An picked it up and took a look, and immediately guessed who it was, and quickly ran to the public phone booth outside to make a call.

Dial and wait.

Boom. Boom.

Just two clicks.

"Luann?"

"Hey, Sister Yu, it's me."

"The lottery will be held in a few days, when will you come over?"

"I'll take the train to Changshi tomorrow morning."

"Did you buy a ticket?"

"Not yet, I'm going to Chang Market to buy it now."

Yu Guanzhi pondered for a moment and then said: "Call me after you buy it. I will arrange for someone to pick you up when the time comes."

That's all Luan wanted: "Okay, thank you."

After 10 o'clock in the evening, Ye Run woke up.

She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling, then looked at the bed under her, and finally got up and asked someone: "I was drunk, how did you put me on the bed?"

Lu An, who was reading a book, didn't look back: "I carried him in."

Ye Run bit her lower lip with her white teeth, stared at his side face and said, "Thank you this time. You are not allowed to touch me even if I am drunk in the future."

Lu An nodded fiercely like a little chicken: "Yeah, yeah, I remember, I will let you sleep on the floor next time."

"Asshole." Ye Run cursed in a low voice, picked up the book and left.

"Asshole, you didn't even touch me when I was drunk." As soon as Ye Run left the hospital, Li Dong imitated her tone of voice and sounded weird.

Men are not women, and Lu An is not used to it at all. He threw the book at her and said, "It's time for you to go back, Li Erxia was here just now.

She thought you died at my house, and said she would use the New Year's money to buy you a wreath to celebrate the death of her second brother. "

These words were completely in line with Li Erxia's character. Li Dong didn't doubt it at all. He was so angry that he scolded Li Erxia's mother on the sofa. After scolding for a long time, he felt comfortable. Finally, he sneakily came over and said:

"Brother, let me tell you news."

"explain."

"Listen, listen, I'm going to say it."

"Don't be so annoying. If you fart, just let it go."

"I'm in love, did you hear that? Are you shocked, surprised, or jealous? Are you jealous?" Li Dong's voice was loud, almost roaring.

Luan looked up at him, wondering if he was crazy?

Li Dong reached out and grabbed his shoulder, shaking it left and right: "I'm in love, do you hear? I fell in love earlier than you! That's the point, I fell in love earlier than you!"

Niang Xipi's, everyone was almost knocked unconscious by him, Lu An opened him up: "Stop, who do you have your eye on again?"

Li Dong didn't say who it was this time, but just showed off very loudly: "Ha! Keep it a secret for now! Now is not the time. When I have time, I will call her to have a meal with you and Ye Run."

Lu An was stunned: "Are you serious?"

Li Dong patted his chest and held his head high: "What does it mean to be true? It must be true!

In the past, all the beautiful girls surrounded you. You said, "I, Li Dong, feel very happy. I am a man and I am also ambitious." "

Luan asked: "Do I know him?"

Li Dong said: "Hey! Don't even think about making excuses."

Lu An smiled and said: "That's fine, but you'd better not let girls meet me, otherwise you may be broken up in love again."

"Fuck you, if you dare to be disrespectful to me again, I will pee in your main room." Li Dong said, rolling up his hands and unbuckling his belt, with a proud look on his face.

"Mom! Mom! It's not good! Li Dong is incontinent!" At this time, Li Erxia suddenly poked his head in from the door, and then shouted to No. 8, Guifei Lane.

"You damn girl, I have to beat you to death today!" Li Dong was so angry that he turned around and chased after her.

Looking at the butt that was fatter than a sow, Lu An fell into deep thought. His intuition told him that what this idiot just said was the truth.

But who is it?

Which unlucky girl is she?

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out who it was. There was no point in trying to remember it. Finally, I didn't bother to think about it and continued to review geography.

the next day.

Before dawn, Lu An jumped up.

Divide 5,000 yuan into 3 parts.

1,000 yuan hidden in the pocket of shorts. These are the new boxer briefs he bought some time ago, and he even went to a tailor shop to have a pocket sewn on them.

There's no way around it. It's not easy to travel far away these days. You have to be careful. This 1,000 is your last life-saving money.

The 3,000 yuan was hidden separately in the bag.

The last 1,000 yuan was put separately in the underwear pockets.

Then put the wigs, fake beards and other cosmetics that you had prepared in advance into your bag. There are four major evil arts in Asia. In his previous life, his little daughter loved to play with pretending skills at home. It was said to be a university club activity. He found it novel and learned some basic skills along with it. Not to mention how proficient the skills were, he thought she was good enough at this age. used.

His youngest daughter once showed him a self-media video. There was a female blogger who was really good at imitation. She could pretend to be Andy Lau, Michael Jackson, or Louis Koo. She could imitate everyone's appearance and language patterns. It's lifelike and has a level to it.

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