My 1995 Small Farm

   Chapter 141 Jokes

   Hit the wheat field here.

   The four looked at the wild boar and rushed into the village frantically carrying Chen Baoshuan.

   They stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and it took a long time before they recovered.

  …The situation just now was too scary.

   A wild boar with cubs is definitely more terrifying than a frightened big animal.

  Human's fragile body can't hold it all at once.

   Just thinking about it makes me tremble.

  No, just as he relaxed, Chen Baoliang collapsed to the ground, hugging one leg and groaning in pain, and his face was covered in cold sweat.

   "Bao Liang, are your legs okay?"

   The three stepped forward and helped him up.

   "Let the wild boar take a big bite. I didn't feel much at first, but now I can't stand up because of the pain."

  Chen Baoliang stood on one foot, leaning on the tree trunk beside him, grinning in pain.

   "Fortunately, I dodged quickly and didn't get hit, so I saved my life."

  “…”

   "Stop talking, let's go to Amda's place first."

   "Come on, I'll carry you over."

  Chen Yuqiang saw that Chen Baoliang's right leg was starting to bleed, so he quickly carried him on his back and strode towards his father's residence.

   "Uncle Fugui, you and Shuiwazi go and see what's going on over Baoshuan, so don't let anything happen."

   Prioritize things.

  Chen Baoshuan is not a thing, after all, he came here to patrol the night with them.

The principle of    is such a principle.

   But after Chen Yuqiang left, Chen Ze couldn't help but scolded.

   said that Baoshuan's **** deserved to die. If he hadn't been looking for trouble, and the five of them stayed together, how could he provoke a wild boar.

   Then he didn't rush back, and dragged Chen Ling to the grass hut to block the wild boar.

  Unfortunately, those piglets have long since disappeared.

  These little things run very fast when they are in danger, especially since this side is next to the corn field, and the sky is not fully bright now, as long as you drill into the corn field, it will be difficult to catch them.

   failed to block the wild boar, so the two had to carry their guns and walked to the village.

   At this time, the village is lively.

   With such a big movement, who can sleep?

  Wang Susu also ran out with two dogs, worried that Chen Ling would be in danger.

   It turned out that something had happened to Chen Baoshuan when he went out the door.

   This **** is really lucky.

   Although he was beaten by a wild boar, his life was saved.

   It turned out that although the wild boar was furious and rambling around, the instinct in his bones was still there.

   Feeling uncomfortable, he subconsciously slammed into big trees and rocks, as if he was tickling on weekdays.

   As a result, he used too much force and rushed into the middle of several trees, and his stout body got stuck there.

   This time, Chen Baoshuan was finally thrown out.

  Fortunately, he didn't fall too hard, but unfortunately, this throw made him fly into the cesspool of someone else's house across the alley.

   When Chen Ling and the others rushed over, Chen Sangui just brought the man up with his head.

   Forget about that scene.

  Chen Ling didn't dare to wait any longer.

   said goodbye to Chen Ze, and hurriedly dragged Wang Susu home.

   As for the wild boar that was stuck in the middle of the tree and couldn't move, he didn't care about it. Anyone who wanted to go home would go and catch it.

   It's not bad at home.

  …

   "It's too dangerous. Next time something like this happens, take the dog with you."

   "Even if I'm at home alone, I'll be fine. Bring Xiaobai back to the cowshed at night, and strangers won't be able to enter our yard."

   Back home, Wang Susu was afraid for a while, and held Chen Ling's hand for a long time.

  There are many wild boars in the mountains, and they often run down the mountain to find food in autumn and winter.

   It’s actually better if you encounter a wild boar herd. Sows with cubs don’t need to be too afraid. Generally, a few shots can scare them away.

   On the contrary, it is a single pig, that is, like today, when encountering a sow with a single litter, you have to be careful.

   Such a wild boar is very aggressive. As long as it is slightly frightened, it will arouse its instinct to protect the calf, and it cannot be provoked at all.

   "Don't worry, I know it in my heart, I will definitely bring them when I go hunting in the mountains after a while."

   Chen Ling comforted his daughter-in-law, and then said, "Go and wake up Zhenzhen, and send her to school after dinner."

   Only Wang Susu and the little girl were at home last night, so Heiwa and Xiaojin were not allowed to go with them.

  Thinking about it now, the two dogs followed, and the big wild boar would not be able to run away, at least the little wild boar cubs.

   "I don't know if the wild boar cubs that Liu Ni'er and Komori caught are from the same litter."

  Chen Ling was cutting vegetables in the kitchen and couldn't help thinking.

   Of course, he didn't take this too seriously.

  No accident, it will be forgotten by him in two or three days.

   Who knew that in the afternoon when he was making up his sleep at home, he heard the heartbreaking cry of a little baby, and went outside to take a look.

  Good guy, Chen Yuqiang is holding Komori in his yard for a good beating.

   Needless to say.

   must have been discovered by stealing wild boars.

   There are only a few four- or five-year-old dolls, how could they hide from their parents with a little thought.

  Chen Ling had long guessed that this was the result.

   However, seeing Chen Yuqiang beating the child, he still walked over to persuade him. Like these years, as long as the rural children make mistakes, they will inevitably be beaten. Every family is beaten from childhood to adulthood.

   "Uncle Grandpa..."

   Seeing Chen Ling walk in, Komori was extremely aggrieved, with tears in his eyes, and red marks all over his butt.

   Let Chen Yuqiang draw it.

"Uncle, don't stop me, this girl fooled my mother last time and almost drowned, this time it's even more disobedient. When I came back in the morning, I told him that there were wild boars in the corn field recently, and he was not allowed to play there. Son. He was fine, he promised well at the time, turned his face and ran away secretly."

  Chen Yuqiang became angrier the more he talked, he picked up the belt and pumped again: "I will make you disobedient, I will make you disobedient."

   Before he could hit twice, Chen Ling grabbed his arm: "Hurry up and stop hitting, what should I do if I break the baby."

  Xiao Sen cried so hard that he almost twitched, and looked at Chen Ling with tears in his eyes and said, "Uncle, our wild boars can't be fed anymore, they're dying of starvation..."

   Chen Yuqiang raised his eyebrows with anger when he heard this: "I dare to mention the wild boar, but I didn't meet the big wild boar. You are lucky. Xizi's uncle almost killed the big wild boar this morning."

   "Next time you are disobedient, I will lock you in a small dark room and live with the dog on an iron chain."

After training his son, Chen Yuqiang said to Chen Ling: "Uncle, you don't know, they were very bold, and followed Liu Ni'er to steal all the wild boar cubs in Uncle Li Xian's trap, and put them in the burial pit. for several days."

   "Those wild boars are not as big as two slaps in the palm of one's hand. For these days without a sow, they are bored in the dirt pit of the cemetery.

   Actually, if it weren't for the Chen Baoshuan incident today.

After Xiao Sen and the others heard that the female wild boar with the cubs went mad, they were worried about the wild boar cubs they caught. A group of people secretly ran over to take a look, and Wang Laishun caught them, and the adults of the families were still kept in the dark. I don't know.

   "What about the little wild boar? Still in the tunnel?"

  Chen Ling asked.

   "No, it's delivered to Uncle Li Xian's house."

  Chen Yuqiang shook his head: "Uncle, the piglets are too young to eat troughs. It is difficult to feed without the milk of the big pigs."

   As for the female wild boar with her cubs in the morning, the villagers had long been **** by the villagers and dragged them to the slaughterhouse for money. After a flood, the village suffered heavy losses.

   It is very difficult to find milk now.

  There are no livestock in the village to give birth.

   "It's too small to be sold for money or to feed. In that case, it's better to bake it and eat it."

  Chen Ling suggested.

  The small wild pork is tender and has no fishy smell. After marinating, it is roasted on the fire until it is golden brown, fragrant and oily. It is really delicious.

  Chen Yuqiang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help laughing: "Haha, this is reliable, but it was caught in Uncle Li Xian's trap..."

   "It's okay, I'll go tell Brother Xian."

  Chen Ling bent down and wiped the tears for the little girl, and coaxed him in a low voice.

   After he stopped crying, he raised his head and asked, "Yuqiang, are you still sleepy? If not, let's return the gun."

   "Okay, then go to the brigade and return the gun."

   Chen Yuqiang responded, took out a shotgun, and told his son to stay at home honestly and not run around, and went out with Chen Ling.

  Walking in the village, what happened this morning has been spread all over the village.

   Most of the day has passed, and there are still people talking about it.

   said that he had never seen such an interesting thing in most of his life.

  Chen Baoshuan has become a legendary figure that cannot be separated from three sentences.

   Not only did he ride a wild boar, he was also thrown into a cesspool by the wild boar, which made people laugh out loud.

   Almost everyone is watching Chen Baoshuan's jokes.

  Chen Ling was not in the mood for gloating, mainly because of the scene when Chen Baoshuan was fished out of the cesspool, he couldn't stop responding.

   Made this trouble, he and Wang Susu had no appetite to eat in the morning, and only drank a bowl of porridge.

   Where there is still the mind to gloat.

   "Shuiwazi, will the brigade still shoot?"

   "Go, I just woke up after I had a meal."

   When he arrived at Chen Jiang's house, he called Chen Ze up again.

   Today is Chen Ze and his father's birthday, and they are all here. After coming over to call Chen Ze, the three of them went to the brigade to return the shotgun.

   After a while to go hunting in the mountains, Chen Ling has a share, so they may not be able to touch it.

   Then they talked about what happened this morning, and the two of them sighed.

   Chen Baoliang's left leg was bitten by a wild boar, but it was not a big problem.

  Chen Baoshuan was miserable.

   Not only did he fall into the cesspool, but his arms and legs were also badly injured. Now he has been sent to the county hospital, and he should be able to be more honest in the future.

   After all, he provoked the wild boar himself, and he couldn’t blame others.

   The three of them chatted briefly in the brigade, and then went back to their respective homes.

   The two of them continued to go home to make up for their sleep.

  Chen Ling slept for most of the day and was in good spirits. He did some chores with his daughter-in-law at home.

   He clipped the feathers of the pigeons and let them out.

These pigeons were kept in custody for a few days, and they really learned how to behave. After they were released, they didn't run outside the yard, they just moved around in the yard. They even ran behind Chen Ling from time to time, pecking at his shoes. noodle.

   It is estimated that he wants to go back to the cave.

  Chen Ling also ignored it, just put their food bowls in front of the pigeon nests built on the walls, and let them start their own families in the future.

  Chen Ling finished cleaning up the pigeon den, and went to tidy up the quail's nest.

   Seeing him busy, Wang Susu also came to help him.

When    was cleaning the rabbit den, Wang Susu saw that the big rabbits were making holes in the fence again.

   said: "A Ling, come and see if our rabbit is pregnant with a cub again."

   Punch holes and bite the hair on the chest.

   This is a sign that your rabbit is pregnant.

"Guess so."

  Chen Ling walked up to him and carefully observed it, but he was not sure.

   "It's okay, even if you are pregnant with cubs, it will take more than a month for them to be born. When this batch of bunnies is born, the bunnies from the previous batch can also be sold."

   Generally, meat rabbits grow fast and can be sold at four or five months old. Chen Ling's family is a hare, but the food is good, and it is no slower than a farmed meat rabbit. After more than a month, chickens, ducks and quails will not matter, and the rabbits will definitely be sold.

   Otherwise, twenty or thirty rabbits will be born. The smell is unbearable, and it takes a lot of time to clean up the feces every day.

   Rabbits don’t look cute, but they eat a lot and taste great. Rabbit **** is better. Rabbit urine smells too bad, and it’s not enough to clean it frequently.

  If Chen Ling hadn't figured out a way, he used Dongtian water to grow some enhanced version of mugwort, and smoked it every two days. The 40 or so rabbits would pull and urinate, and the yard would have been smelly.

   "That's right, but our chickens and ducks should not be sold this year."

  Wang Susu nodded, looked up at him and said.

   "Hmm. Certainly not for sale."

  My chickens and ducks lay a lot of eggs, even if I need to feed them in winter, it doesn’t matter.

   How much food can I buy with the money of selling eggs and ducks every month?

   is enough for them to eat for half a year.

  To live, everyone has an account in their hearts.

   With Wang Susu's diligent and thrifty temperament, it is naturally how it came to be cost-effective.

   For half a year, Chen Ling has also been influenced a lot by her in this regard.

  Although it’s not very budget-conscious, it’s much more frugal than before.

  …

   Wang Wang Wang!

   In the evening, Chen Ling's family was jumping for a while.

   But it was three little yellow-skinned geese who didn't know who to provoke two big white geese, good guy, the hair on the back was picked off by the big geese in many places, and the pieces were all bald, very embarrassed.

After    escaped to the house, Heiwa and Xiaojin drove the big goose away.

   But these three little yellow skins were still restless, and as soon as they calmed down, they ran to the chicken pen to tease the chickens brought by Wang Zhenzhen.

   I really can't be idle for a moment.

  The result was unfortunate. I ran into the chickens and ducks of Chen Ling's family and came home in the dark. If they caught three of them, they would be pecked.

   fled to the top of the wall, but was chased by two big roosters flapping their wings.

   It was a lot of fun.

  Xiao Huang and Xiao Pang were bound to come every night. When they saw three little cubs being chased and bitten, they didn't even look at them.

   was just in the kitchen, squatting at the feet of Chen Ling and Wang Susu, rubbing and acting coquettishly.

   I guess it's too wasteful to despise the three little cubs he gave birth to.

  Compared with other cunning and cunning yellow-skinned people, these three little idiots are really different, and they are extremely naughty.

   Although he grew up in Chen Ling's family, he wouldn't harm poultry everywhere.

   But these three little things are annoying.

   So usually as soon as he enters the house, Chen Ling will let the two dogs drive them out, which is really noisy.

   "Sister, I'm back."

  The two were eating, and within five minutes, Wang Zhenzhen ran in in a hurry.

   "Look, the wind gourd made by Mrs. Yuzhi is very fun for each of us."

  The wind gourd, also known as the ring gourd, is a type of diabolo.

   But the children play, the model is much smaller, the size of the buttons on the clothes, and the two ropes make a whining sound when they are stretched back and forth.

   "Not bad, what kind of meal did your sister-in-law Yuzhi cook for you?"

   "Hee hee, the dumplings you make..."

   "I came back after eating a small bowl. There is a lot of meat, but it doesn't taste as good as my brother-in-law's cooking."

  Wang Zhenzhen moved the chair, sat next to his sister, then grabbed the little fat and pressed it on his leg and rubbed it for a while.

   But the yellow-skinned people have never been close to her.

   broke free and screamed at her.

   Until Wang Susu grabbed it and held it on his lap, it settled down and narrowed his eyes comfortably.

   "I'm sure it doesn't taste as good as your brother-in-law. Who cooks like your brother-in-law? It takes half a pot of oil to cook..."

  Wang Susu said and gave Chen Ling a look.

   If this is to let my parents know about this kind of practice, I don’t know what to say about him.

   After hearing this, the little girl also leaned on Wang Susu's shoulder for a while.

   "Brother-in-law, let me guess a riddle for you again."

   "Okay, let me and your sister see, what riddle did you learn today."

   The young couple didn't have a good breakfast, and the lunch was very light, so they only stewed a fish at night.

   Now that I’m done eating, I’m just guessing a riddle for digestion.

   "Then you listen..."

   "A thin vine and a melon, the pig will not come and the cat will not catch. Ordinary people buy melons and the house is bright, but the blind buy melons for money."

   "Hit something."

   "Can you guess it?"

  Chen Ling and his daughter-in-law looked at each other, then frowned and thought hard.

   After thinking about it for two minutes, he shook his head and said, "I can't guess."

   "Oh, brother-in-law, why are you so stupid."

  Wang Zhenzhen looked at him with disgust, and then asked Wang Susu: "Sister, can you guess what it is?"

   Wang Susu also chuckled and shook his head: "Your brother-in-law can't even guess it, and I can't even guess it."

   "What is it?"

   "It's a light bulb!"

   "You two are too stupid to guess this."

   The little girl pouted and shook her head.

   "You're young and your brain is flexible. Give us a simple guess."

   "Okay, then you listen..."

   The young couple did not rush to clean up after eating, they just sat in the kitchen and played with the little girl.

   There were faint laughter coming out.

  …

   After guessing a few riddles in a row, I was tired of laughing. Wang Susu took her sister to wash dishes in the kitchen, and Chen Ling went to feed the chickens and cows.

   At this time, Liu Nier came to the house with a group of dolls.

   When I came, I still came with half a pot of dumplings.

   This kid and Chen Ze's father happened to have a birthday one day.

   After school today, Liu Yuzhi made meat dumplings for him and called over the little kids who had been playing like crazy all day.

   "Auntie, put the dumplings away."

   After Liu Nier handed the dumplings to Wang Susu, she ran to the chicken coop non-stop, showing a pleasing smile in front of Chen Ling.

   "Uncle Fugui, can we discuss something?"

   "What's the matter? You said."

   "Hey, it's just that the wild boar cubs at home can't be fed. After grandpa delivered it to the house in the morning, my sister made a bit of gooey, and she ate it, but she's always diarrhea, and she doesn't move much now..."

   "I know you have a trick, you feed me for two days, and the money will be distributed to you."

  It turns out that this is the case, this kid is very thief.

  Chen Ling rejoiced when he heard the words: "What are you doing with all your energy, I'll tell you tomorrow, this little wild boar is very fragrant, it's better than roasting it?"

   "No, I can't eat it."

   Liu Ni'er's expression changed suddenly, and she hurriedly waved her hand.

   "Why can't you eat it? The last time I ate badger meat at your house, didn't you still shout about eating wild boar?"

   "It's different. I want to eat a big wild boar. This wild boar is too small and has no meat."

"Oh, you do not know whether it is good or bad, this wild boar is the best meat when I was a child. It is made into a roast suckling pig. The outside is coke and the inside is tender. Not only the crispy skin on the outside is fragrant, but the tender meat on the inside does not need to be chewed. I swallowed it as soon as my mouth slid, it was delicious."

   "No, absolutely not, I still want to raise money and sell it."

   Liu Ni'er swallowed her saliva and resisted not agreeing.

  No one in the village knows that Uncle Fugui cooks delicious food, especially after eating it once, they all want to eat it a second time.

   Now, just listening to him, Liu Nier can imagine that the wild boar has turned into a golden, fragrant roast suckling pig.

   "Okay, then you can bring the piglet over tomorrow, I can't promise to help you feed."

   "It's okay, Uncle Fugui, I believe in you. The little rabbit that I sent to you last time didn't even open its eyes. You can feed it, and the piglet will definitely not be a problem."

   Liu Nier ran away with a few little kids.

  Chen Ling finished feeding the chickens and went to feed the pigeons, while talking to a few kids who were playing in the yard.

   Then he found out that Wang Zhenzhen knew about the wild boar cubs for a long time.

  Although she didn't follow her, she went to school with Liu Nier and the others all day long, and catching wild boars was something worth boasting about, so why didn't she tell her.

   "You girl, why didn't you tell me?"

   "I wanted to tell you too, but as soon as I got home, you urged me to do my homework, and I forgot all about it."

   "That's right, so, it looks like you haven't finished your homework today..."

  Chen Ling slapped his forehead and said.

  “…”

  Wang Zhenzhen's smile froze for a moment, and then he wrinkled his little nose and shouted to bite him.

   "Okay, okay, don't go to school tomorrow, have a good time, I won't rush you."

   After a while, Chen Ling raised his hand and surrendered.

   Liu Ni'er also carried the wild boar over at this time.

   The little wild boars are small and don't need to take up much space. Chen Ling put them directly into an old empty water tank. This tank is relatively large and the walls of the tank are smooth, so they can't run.

   I fed some diluted stream water at home, so I didn’t manage it any more.

   As a result, I woke up early the next morning to take a look.

   There were five little wild boars running back and forth in the yard.

   He thought he had escaped from the water tank, but when he walked over, he found that the eight piglets in the water tank were still there.

   Compared to yesterday, I feel much better, lying on the bottom of the tank and stacking Arhats, you press me, I press you, humming, wanting to run out.

   turned around and glanced at the wild boars running in the yard.

This…

   "Wow, woof!"

   Okay, no need to guess, the two dogs have already come over to ask for credit.

  The wild boars must have been captured by them.

   Then told Wang Susu, she was also quite surprised.

   Together with Chen Ling, they locked the little piglet caught by the two dogs inside the fence.

  The pigeons were just released yesterday, and the pigeons were shut down today.

   "These two ghost spirits probably ran out early in the morning when they heard you said you wanted to eat."

  Wang Susu never underestimates the spirituality of her dogs, knowing that they can understand simple words.

   And now.

   Hearing the hostess say this, the two guys stuck their tongues out excitedly, and their tails wagged even more cheerfully.

   "Look at how proud you are."

  Chen Ling scolded them with a laugh and rubbed their big heads: "It happens that the weather is fine today, let's go and show me where you caught the little wild boar."

   It was foggy in the morning a few days ago, but not in the past two days, the weather is very clear.

   The sky is clear and the sun is red. This early autumn morning is not too cold in the mountains and the temperature is pleasant.

  Chen Ling followed the two dogs out of the village.

   As a result, he was taken to a familiar place again—

   The small grave circle not too far from the Earth Temple.

   "What's the matter? You guys caught it here too?"

  Chen Ling walked into the cemetery with some doubts and looked around.

   followed, and it didn't take much effort to find a few piles of animal dung near the grass roots.

   These feces are long strips, slightly scattered, and there are some blue-yellow particles inside, which should be seeds such as pine cones.

   This is standard wild boar feces, but several piles of feces are distributed in different locations, with different colors and dryness. This is likely to be visited by wild boars more than once.

   He looked along the grass, and found a row of messy footprints of different sizes, extending diagonally to the southwest.

   I don't know if it was called by the wild boar.

   He didn't have the skills of Wang Lixian, so he couldn't tell the traces left by several wild boars.

   But it is certain that the wild boar with its cubs is definitely not the only one who has visited here.

   should be a herd of wild boars.

   "The fifth uncle bumped into Komori and the others yesterday. It stands to reason that they should be able to find out the situation..."

   "Forget it, go back and tell him later to remind the villagers that the corn is about to ripen, don't let the wild boar harm it."

   followed and took the dog around and found no special traces.

  The vegetation is green, the dew is crystal clear, and the corn cobs look the same every day.

  Chen Ling walked out of the cornfield and walked along the dirt road to his own field at the foot of the mountain.

   The cabbage in the ground can be eaten, so pick some cabbage and fry it.

  …

  The sun is up, bright, and the mountains are colorful.

  Wild persimmons, wild hawthorns, black dates and other wild fruits are about to ripen. Red, yellow, black and green form an autumn-like landscape under the sunlight, which is very beautiful.

  Chen Ling finished picking the cabbage and cut some grass for the rabbit.

   led the dog to stop and go, enjoying the scenery of the autumn morning.

   At the edge of the village, a jingle read by the little dolls caught his attention.

  Chen Ling stopped and listened carefully, and finally couldn't help laughing.

   said: "Chen Baoshuan has a long nose. He married his wife and forgot his parents. Others patrolled him to sleep, which made wild boar panic. Chen Baoshuan forgot his parents and drank dung soup and dung soup in the Baba pit."

   (end of this chapter)