My Account Banned, I Drove Game Developers Crazy

Chapter 15: Brother Monkey

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Zhou Tianhao was quite troubled about obtaining Face Slapping Points.

He did not have any connections or resources, so it was very difficult for him to obtain a large amount of Face Slapping Points.

Although he could still earn points like he did from Zhou Xinlei and the uncle from the fried noodles shop, the efficiency was so low that it was almost negligible.

Therefore, if he wanted to quickly obtain Face Slapping Points, he had to gather them in places with many people.

Zhou Tianhao felt that he had a lot of ‘kids’ in the group.

The Goose Speed Racers Group was a group of 2,000 people created by him and a few veterans.

Now, the group was almost full.

However, many of them were ‘zombies’. They had either never spoken before or had spoken before but had cut off contact.

Initially, the group was active in removing these inactive members in order to ensure that only active members remained.

However, they soon quit, leaving only about 500 people in the group of nearly 2,000.

His goal this time was to pull these 500 people into the live broadcast room and reap their Face Slapping Points.

Although he wasn’t the group leader, he was quite popular because of his good looks and skills.

Even if he couldn’t bring all the active members here, there should be at least three to four hundred. That was not a small number either.

It would take more than 400 days to farm the same amount from the uncle…

He opened the group chat and clicked on the chat box. As soon as he typed in the words ‘hahaha,’ the following words appeared: ‘Daddy is here’, ‘filial piety to father’, ‘filial piety to dad’, and other commonly used words…

He chose the first option, typed a few more words, and clicked send.

“Hahaha, daddy is here. Good morning, kids!”

The moment Zhou Tianhao appeared, the group became lively.

After all, this God of Racing had just disappeared from the chat yesterday. He had appeared so early today, giving people the feeling that something interesting was about to happen.

“God of Racing, are you okay? Don’t scare me! This is the first time I’ve seen you wake up earlier than me!”

“It’s bad. The car number is gone, and there’s something wrong with the person. If you have something to say, say it quickly. I…”

“Don’t be discouraged, God of Racing. You can play with my account as you like. Really, you don’t have to pay for how long you play.”

“??? Your abacus beads are gone, and you’re still calculating?”

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The members of the group were already used to the way Zhou Tianhao spoke. If they weren’t used to it, they would be kicked out…

It couldn’t be helped. Everyone was counting on him to help them.

Goose Speed would often give out some very difficult storyline missions. If one passed them, they would receive a lot of rewards.

The difficulty of the mission in the early stages was still okay, but it would become more difficult as it progressed. A single mistake would cause the mission to fail.

However, they had struggled to survive. In Zhou Tianhao’s hands, it was as easy as lifting his hand. Up until now, no plot mission could stump him.

Other than that, they would also ask Zhou Tianhao to help them in the ranking competition, but he would usually charge a very low fee.

This was a special discount that Zhou Tianhao gave to his kids.

The benefits were right in front of them, so everyone in the group was happy to see it happen. This also led to his high prestige in the group.

Seeing that there were still people in the group early in the morning, Zhou Tianhao didn’t waste any time and typed.

“I have good news for you. I upgraded my computer!”

“Really?”

“God, what computer did you upgrade to? An expensive one? What kind?”

“God of Racing, don’t be fooled. Nowadays, computers are very tricky, especially graphics cards.”

“I believe that the God of Racing isn’t that stupid, but this thing is indeed very deceptive.”

Zhou Tianhao. “I bought it from Beep Station’s host, Brother Monkey. I’ve been following this person for a long time. He should be quite reliable.”

“Brother Monkey? That’s true. A friend of mine bought a setup from him. The quality and after-sales service are very good. Racing God probably didn’t step on sh*t.”

“That’s good. A racing god is a racing god. He has a clear strategy. If it were me, I would have taken a trial-and-error approach. I wouldn’t have thought of professionals.”

“Yes, I’ve been meaning to replace my computer for a while, but I’ve been hesitant. Now I feel confident in what to do.”

“By the way, God of Racing, what’s the configuration of your computer? How much did it cost?”

Zhou Tianhao smiled and replied, “Not much, 80,000.”

The group instantly fell silent for a moment. Then, it was flooded with messages. Some of the people who were hiding came out.

“???”

“??????”

“????”

..

“God of Racing, are you kidding me? You don’t even need 80,000 yuan to buy a cheaper server!”

“God of Racing, although I admit that your skills are awesome, I really don’t believe this.”

“That’s right. Using an 80,000 yuan computer to play a lousy racing game is no longer using a sledgehammer to kill a chicken. It’s like using a nuclear bomb to kill mosquitoes!”

“The God of Racing is bragging too much!”

“God of Racing, did you get agitated? You must have been drinking, right? Your account was blocked yesterday, and you were so angry that you drank all night?”

“I think it’s possible. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to brag like this in my normal state.”

“You don’t believe me, right? Just you wait.”

Seeing that the group members did not believe him, Zhou Tianhao left after saying that, leaving everyone in the group looking at each other.

“The Racing God is so crazy. Did he really buy an 80,000 yuan computer?”

“I don’t know. Anyway, I don’t trust that. I’m using a computer now that I spent 20,000 yuan to buy. I can play almost any game. Isn’t it a waste of money to buy an 80,000 yuan computer? Do you have too much money to burn?”

“Maybe the God of Racing is a rich second-generation heir?”

“You’ve just joined the group not long ago, so you don’t know the situation. He recently graduated and is still living in a rented house.”

“He told you that?”

“No. At that time, he posted a photo of the surrounding scene in the group chat. He said that he had just graduated. Which rich second-generation heir would live in a rented house with peeling walls?”

“So, what the Racing God said was fake?”

“Definitely. It’s impossible for this to be true.”

“Then how dare he say such crazy words?”

“When I get drunk, I’m better at bragging than him. The Racing God is considered restrained.”

“I see.”

…

“Brother, here, here.”

Zhou Tianhao stood by the roadside. A 200,000 yuan domestic SUV came up to him.

The driver’s seat opened, and Brother Monkey got out of the car. He had specially dressed up today, afraid that he would look unpresentable in front of his sponsor.

However, when he saw Zhou Tianhao wearing casual clothes, he understood that he was an unconventional person. He was relieved.

“Let’s go.”

Zhou Tianhao didn’t waste any time. He got into the car and sat in the back.

“Alright.”

Brother Monkey knew that for rich people like him, time was money. It was normal for them to be in a hurry. He quickly got into the car and stepped on the accelerator. He brought this sponsor to his studio.

Along the way, Brother Monkey saw that Zhou Tianhao was impassive. He thought that Zhou Tianhao was a cold and aloof person, so he did not speak.

However, after a while, he felt that this was not good. After all, he was his financial backer. If he did not speak, would he feel that he was being ignored and eventually cause the business to fail?

Thinking of this, Brother Monkey felt that it was better to find a topic to talk about. He thought about it and prepared to open his mouth to ease the atmosphere.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, the sponsor’s singing voice suddenly came from the back row.

“Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing…”

Brother Monkey: “?”

Why did he suddenly start singing?

For a moment, the image of the cold and aloof sponsor in Brother Monkey’s heart collapsed…

“Pa! Face Slapping Points +1!”

The singing in the car stopped abruptly.

Zhou Tianhao: “???”

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