My anime chat group

Reality Is Not a Game

Chat group,

Lin Fan: Are you still there, Gui Mu Gui Ma Qunyou?

Guimu Guima: Yes, the boss still has something to do. First let me say that I am not interested in capturing girls in real life. Unless I have the game CD that I said before, I will not make a move.

hey-hey,

I knew I’d say that,

Lin Fan had been prepared for a long time and sent the purchased game disc directly.

Ding, Lin Fan sent a red envelope.

Guimu Guima: Boss, who are you?

Lin Fan: I have a friend who has been addicted to online dating recently, and I hope I can get your guidance so that the lamb will not get lost again. As for these game CDs, let’s count them as the reward for this shot.

Guimu Guima: Oh my god, they are all games that I have never cleared before! Thank you, Mr. Lin Fan, I have received your sincerity, and I am willing to make a move.

Finally agreed.

Now the fat man’s life-long event has come to an end.

Lin Fan: Then I will trouble you to write a strategy.

Guimu Guima: Don’t be so troublesome. I remember that there is a thing called projection in the group, right? If you use projection directly, you don’t need points, and the rewards are enough for those few CDs.

Lin Fan: Thank you, clasping fists (expression pack)

Direct projection, no points required? I didn’t expect the charm of the CD to be so great.

soon,

Guimu Guima projected the strategy experience through the projection,

The feeling of being possessed by the projection is the same as before.

 …

back to the dormitory,

There was someone in the room, but it wasn’t the fat man, but Ah Bai from the dormitory next door. He was sitting at the fat man’s computer desk and surfing the Internet.

Abai was originally named Bai Jia,

If you add a black letter at the end, it will be the same as the name of a certain pill, eat jujube pills

He came here from a major change. He originally studied hotel management. He heard that his grades were quite good and he was at the top of his class. The only regret is that there is no hotel at home.

Therefore, considering the future employment prospects,

A Bai chose to change his major to mathematics, but after he came here, he found that since entering this major, although the employment prospects are slightly better,

But the premise is that you can graduate, but Ah Bai, who has changed his major once, has no choice but to continue to change his major, so he has to bite the bullet and continue reading.

“Come back, Lord Fan.”

Abai stared at the screen, and at the same time sensed someone coming from outside the door.

Lin Fan: “Where is the fat man?”

Abai: “I’m exercising outside, saying that I want to lose weight for love.”

“…” Lin Fan returned to his seat and sat down. He did not expect the magic power of love to be so great. He had never succeeded in persuading fat people to lose weight, but now a netizen who had never met him did it.

“Then why are you running here?”

“Come and play with the computer, my computer is broken and I can’t turn it on.”

“Go and call the fat man over.”

“Why did you call him back? I won’t have a computer to play with when he comes back.””Do you want to see what Fatty’s online dating partner looks like?”

“think!”

“If you want to, call the fat man back.”

“Fatty! Come back!”

Abai understood, as if the soles of his feet were loaded with rockets, he ran out the door with a bang, and pulled back the fat man who was wearing sweatpants and was sweating profusely from exhaustion.

“What are you doing, I want to lose weight, and I want to exercise.” The fat man shouted.

“Losing hair and fat, let’s put aside the matter of losing weight. Let’s take a look at what that online dating partner looks like first. What if it is fat and round? You can’t lose weight in vain. Hurry up.” Ah Bai pushed the fat man down In front of the computer desk, shouted excitedly,

The classmates in the class now know that Fatty is going to have an online relationship,

It’s not that Lin Fan was talking nonsense,

Instead, Fatty complained to himself in the dormitory all day long, making all the boys in the class want to know that Fatty was in an online relationship, and everyone knew whether his online dating partner was grandma or a big man.

Fatty: “Master Fan, do we really have a way to know what Xiao Min looks like?”

“Just ask her to turn on the camera and you’ll know.” Lin Fan walked to the chair and said.

“No, Xiao Min is a very shy person, so he definitely doesn’t want to.” The fat man lowered his head.

“Could it be because he’s too ugly.” A Bai moved a small stool.

“Get out, trash white.” The fat man wanted to hit someone.

“Don’t worry, I’m here, and I promise to coax that unidentified “Xiao Min” into obedience, fat man, you just need to do as I tell you later.” Lin Fan said confidently,

The God of Raiders is not called for nothing, every answer can gain insight into the girl’s psychology, turning the reality of picking up girls into a game, every conversation is like an option in the galgame, choosing the correct option can improve your performance Favorability, doing the right behavior can increase the favorability,

The game is not reality, if you choose the wrong game, you can always,

But in reality, if you make a wrong choice, you will have no chance to do it again, and you may even lose all the favorability you gained before.

The great thing about Guimu Guima, the god of strategies, is that he has always regarded reality as a game, and he can filter out the best “options” without any difference.

“Then what should I do now, Lord Fan.” The fat man looked very worried.

“Contact her first, and then when chatting, you can say whatever I ask you to say.” Lin Fan said.

Ah Bai who was next to him didn’t think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he interjected, “Master Fan, isn’t this just like playing a game?”

“You’re right, it’s just playing games.” Lin Fan dragged his stool over, sat down, and tapped Erlang’s legs.

“Picking up girls is not playing games. I don’t think it’s possible to catch a girl with just a few words of dialogue.” A Bai shook his head, expressing his disbelief, “Fan Ye, I don’t support you in this kind of thing, after all, it involves the king. Fatty’s lifelong event, I think we should brainstorm, and a few buddies get together to think about the countermeasures.”

The fat man also hesitated, “Yeah, Brother Fan, it would be too much to just chat, or I’ll give Xiao Min some presents first.”

“What kind of gifts are you giving? It’s superfluous!” Lin Fan shook his finger, “Purchasing gifts at this moment will only make you a licking dog step by step.”

At this time, on the shoulder, Ah Bai’s hand came over.

Seeing Abai said with contempt on his face: “Fan Ye, times have changed, chasing a girl is not as easy as you think, you can get out of the single by relying on your face, the bitterness of chasing a girl, only me who has really fallen in love Only a good man has the right to speak, picking up girls is not a game of options, you have to be careful.”

“Ah.”

Lin Fan smiled, pushed Afan’s hand away, and said, “You have the nerve to talk about the three-day love in exchange for spicy sticks in primary school?”

Abai blushed,

Why should people be innocent? Three days of love is not love. The shelf life of love is very short.

“The whole class is single, they don’t listen to me,” Lin Fan said.

Although the words are very embarrassing,

But it is what it is.

The fat man made up his mind: “Okay, Brother Fan, I’ll listen to you.”

After that, he clicked on the friend list in the game, and the profile picture of the friend named “Xiao Min” lit up.

According to Lin Fan’s instructions, the fat man sent a message.

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