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Fatty Liu Family

The little brother’s body began to deform, just like inflating it, one arm broke free from the cylindrical surface first, and returned to the normal arm shape, followed by the feet, then the neck, then the torso, and finally the same as the stone pillar The cylindrical head gradually swelled and returned to a normal human shape,

The thief boy is a chubby kid, at least twice the size of an ordinary person. Being able to squeeze into the safe in such a way as if encountering a ghost is simply frightening. Normal people may be scared to pee on the spot when they see it.

However, it is obviously not the first time that the thief boy has done this kind of thing. When he entered the safe, he moved his neck leisurely, passed through the hole, and announced the good news to the boss outside, “Brother, I came in.”

Brother Liu Da, the big thief, shouted: “Go in, just go in, hand me the treasure inside quickly.”

The thief boy Liu Er replied: “Okay, big brother, but there is no light inside, it’s so dark, I can’t see clearly, can you throw a flashlight in for me?”

“Nonsense, there’s a safe inside. You thought you were going to sing in a ktv, and you still want lights,” the elder brother Liu Eryu was very impatient. He found a flashlight in his black handbag and threw it in through the hole of the electric drill. “Here, thank you I have prepared several flashlights.”

“Thank you, brother. It’s still thoughtful.” Liu Er took the flashlight, familiarized himself with the handle in the dark environment, and found the switch of the flashlight.

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Turn on the flashlight, and the beam of light illuminates the safe in front of youinner wall,

Liu Dashun saw the light at the entrance of the cave, and hurriedly moved his eyes to the entrance of the cave, “You fat man, the entrance of the cave is blocked, let me see what valuable things are in the safe, quickly spread out, and take a look at other places.”

Little brother Liu Er: “Okay, big brother, just wait a moment.”

Liu Er moved his position very obediently, but just as he turned sideways with the flashlight, under the light, he saw a young man leaning against the inner wall of the safe, with his hands crossed on his chest, looking at him with a smile on his face,

“Ah!!!” Liu Er shouted in fright,

“What’s going on, Er Fatty, Er Fatty? What are you shouting!! You’re looking for death, didn’t you tell you to keep quiet, do you want to wake up the other security guards, you idiot.” Liu Da said through the thick alloy safe Bi could hear the screams of his younger brother Liu Er, and reprimanded him rather dissatisfied, “Hurry up and irradiate other places in the safe for me, do you hear me?”

“No, brother, there are people inside,” Liu Er lay on the entrance of the cave, yelling in fear, “There is nothing in this safe, only one living person, a young man was left alone here.”

“What the hell, what nonsense are you talking about?” Liu Da said, “Are you losing your nerve again? How could a person be locked in a safe, and he would have suffocated to death after staying there for a few hours.”

“Really, I didn’t lie to you, big brother,” Liu Er was in a half-lying position, holding the electric drill with his hands, and shouted to the outside of the hole,

At night, there is nothing in the safe, there is only one living person, just looking at me so quietly, smiling, not talking, it is really creepy, the key is that the other party is handsome, just like in a ghost story , every monster likes to transform into handsome men and beautiful women to seduce ignorant people, and eat them at last,

Liu Er looked at the young man with a smile on his face, he was so handsome, he must be a powerful monster, he couldn’t resist the urge to urinate on the spot,

Brother Liu shouted: “Do you want to swallow the treasure inside, idiot, I think you are looking for death, I will say it again, quickly pick up the flashlight for me, and then show me the contents of the safe!!!”

“Brother, I really didn’t lie to you.” Liu Er had a bitter face. The flashlight just fell from his hand and rolled under the feet of the “monster”. Fear prevails,

Liu Er stretched out his hand tremblingly, and picked up the flashlight that fell on the ground. He was always frightened, worried that the monster would suddenly attack him, but the monster just kept looking at him, without any intention of attacking.

Liu Er breathed a sigh of relief. When he got the flashlight, he was already sweating profusely. At the end, Liu Er said to “Monster Lin Fan”, “Thank you.”

It seems to be grateful that the other party didn’t hurt himself suddenly,

Holding a flashlight, Liu Er said to the entrance of the cave: “Brother, I’ll show you and you’ll know. I really didn’t lie to you. There is nothing in the safe, not a single coin, except for a demon… ..”

Liu Er originally wanted to say that there was a monster in the safe, but with the eyes of a mountain hitting a monster, his whole body trembled, and he swallowed the words behind,

It’s useless to talk,

Liu Er directly gave up his view of the entrance of the cave, picked up the flashlight to search the inside of the safe, and showed the space inside to his eldest brother Liu Da, “Did you see it, brother, there is really nothing in the safe.”

“No!!” Liu Da saw the general situation in the safe, and immediately cursed, completely forgetting that he had warned not to speak too loudly, so as not to disturb the lazy security guards, “The boss of Tianshu Group is sick, what? A safe in the company, and nothing is kept in it?”

Liu Da shouted,

Liu Er was still terrified at the moment, and said tremblingly: “Brother, don’t be in a hurry to scold the Tianshu Group, you might as well find a way to help me get it out before you talk about it, my little brother is still staying with a monster right now.”

“What kind of monster! Where did the bullshit monster come from!” Liu Da was in a bad mood, “I’m already depressed enough, you idiot is still talking nonsense,”

“I don’t have one.” Liu Er felt bitter, the monster smiled at him, Liu Er stood still and dared not move, followed a sculpture, and forced a smile towards the monster, “Brother, you can’t see it from that position.” Monster, he stays in a dead corner, and he really wants to not understand human language.”

Liu Er is not sure whether he can’t understand human language, or the monster has lost his mind and cannot understand human language. He can only pray for the first reason.

“There really are monsters?” Liu Da asked,

“Yes, I have.”

“Then you drag the monster to a place where I can see it, and let me see it.”

“Ah? This…” Liu Er gestured, “How can I drag the monster here?”

“How can I see it if you don’t drag me here?” If Liu Da hadn’t been serious about what his brother said, he wouldn’t bother to care about monsters or monsters.

I just wanted to see what the legendary monster looks like after hearing that Liu Er has been nagging there all the time.

Liu Er showed a look of embarrassment, turned his head with difficulty, faced the monster, and said, “Well…Mr. Monster, can you please come over here? That’s it.Here… this place. ”

The monster opposite cannot understand human language.

But the eyes should be fine, so Liu Er pointed at the spot, using body language to hint wildly,

Lin Fan felt that this little fat thief was interesting, so he moved in the direction of Liu Erzhi,

It was just a small step, and Liu Er was so scared that he backed away again and again, “Brother, brother, he walked towards me, it’s over, it’s over, it must be my action just now that angered him,

Everything was fine, it’s all your fault, big brother, it’s all your fault for telling me to drag the monster over here. “Liu Er was so frightened that he curled up in the corner and said to himself: “I’m going to be eaten by monsters, I’m going to be eaten by monsters,

Brother, hurry up, don’t try to save me, don’t fight with monsters, people say that the more beautiful a monster is, the stronger it is, this monster must be at the level of a demon god, you can’t beat it… ….”

Liu Er put his head in his hands, not daring to look directly at the monster.

“Shut up, it’s making a lot of noise.” Liu Da shouted angrily, through the hole, he saw the monster that his brother said, and the monster opposite was also looking at him through the hole,

Liu Da looked serious and asked, “Little guy, who are you?”

Lin Fan saw the thief boss who had been talking outside, he looked exactly like the fat man in the safe, they were twins, both were fat,

Lin Fan suppressed his voice on purpose, and said in a hoarse voice: “I… am… a ghost… I… died so badly… ..”

“Ahhh,” Liu Er was so frightened that he hid in the safe and came into close contact with the “big monster”. Although he closed his eyes, he could only hear the whining voice.

In his mind, the image of the King of Monsters with a bloody mouth and pupils bleeding out, appeared in his mind.

Lin Fan shouted again: “I’m so hungry, the freshly delivered blood food, as the price for disturbing me, I’ll eat you all.”

Liu Er yelled: “Don’t eat me, I’m a fat man, my skin is full of fat, and my blood is full of cholesterol, please don’t eat me, if you want to eat, go eat Boss Wang of Tianshu Group,

That guy must have killed you, right?

This damn guy, he must have killed you, Mr. Monster, and imprisoned you in the safe. The boss of Tianshu Group is your enemy. Please let me go. I, Liu Er, will help you after I get out. revenge,

oh,

No,

No, I, Liu Er, will definitely do my best to get rid of you, Mr. Monster, and help you kill Boss Wang with your own hands, wash the Tianshu Group with blood, and let your spirit in the sky be comforted…”

Liu Er was chattering in his mouth, like rapping,

Lin Fan didn’t understand the general meaning, he just felt that the little fat man was going to be scared to death,

The little fat man was scared to death,

The little fat man No. 2 outside didn’t change his face,

Liu shouted angrily: “Who are you scaring, kid? Who are you and why are you hiding in the safe alone!”

“people?”

Liu Er’s ears moved, and he heard what the boss said very sensitively,

“What do you mean? Brother, you mean this guy is a human?”

Liu Er asked in the safe. He finally dared to open his eyes, but he never had the courage to approach Mr. Monster.

“Haha, I’m really a ghost.” Lin Fan said: “Ghosts can’t lie, otherwise they will go to the eighteenth floor of hell.”

Liu Er nodded, “It makes sense.”

Liu Da said: “Damn idiot, why can’t you be smarter? How can there be ghosts in here? Even if there are, they are unclaimed objects that are separated from monks. Most objects exist in the form of ghosts. You look at this guy like a monster.” Is it a ghost, like a ghost?”

“Huh? It seems to be like this.” Liu Er tried his best to recall, and it seemed that he really had this kind of saying. When he was reminded by his elder brother, he remembered that the younger brother in front of him was so handsome, and he really couldn’t match the appearance of a ghost.

“You go over there now and beat up this brat, I suspect that all the treasures in the safe are in his hands.”

Liu Da is full of jewels,

He planned for so long and used various methods to finally find an opportunity to sneak into the Tianshu Group, just to make a big ticket and earn enough money for the coffin at a time, but the safe that he worked so hard to open turned out to be empty.

Is this possible,

Is this possible?

Of course not! Someone must be playing tricks, the treasure in the safe must have been hidden by the kid in front of him, it must be like this! That’s right!

“Idiot, don’t hurry up. You and that kid are in the safe. Catch him and beat him until he reveals where the treasure is.” Liu Da ordered, because Lin Fan blocked his view,

The situation that can be seen from a hole is really limited, Liu Da directly pointed his mouth at the hole and shouted, “Idiot, did you hear that, ah?! People, where are you hiding?”

“Brother, I don’t dare, what if he is just a more handsome phantom.” Liu Er was still pretending to be an ostrich in the corner. Although what the elder brother said made sense, the boy in front of him was most likely a normal person.

But there is no guarantee that the other party will notSpectral bodies or monsters, even if there is a slight possibility, they can’t take risks.

It is even more impossible for my elder brother to ask me to beat someone up.

I’m so fat, I can’t beat it.

The big brother outside shouted louder and louder, Liu Er simply buried his face in the metal wall, and continued his plan of pretending to be an ostrich,

“Hey, idiot?! Idiot!! Liu Er?”

“Why are you pretending to be dead inside?”

Liu Da shouted angrily,

He was so angry that he stretched his arm through the hole in protest, but the alloy door of the safe was too thick, and Liu Da’s arm could not exceed the thickness of the safe when he touched it completely, so he had to give up.

Liu Da looked at the entrance of the cave and shouted inside: “Boy, I don’t care who you are. Anyway, since you bumped into us two brothers, don’t think about leaving unless you explain clearly what’s inside the safe.”

“I have something to tell you, and…”

Lin Fan’s voice stopped abruptly,

Liu Er in the safe glanced secretly, and said in horror: “Brother, that monster has disappeared, he’s gone.”

“Stop arguing, everyone says he’s not a monster, he’s just a person.”

Liu Da himself has eyes to see. He saw the young man disappear under his nose, and the way of disappearing was very strange, like disintegrating, a little bit of dust merged into the atmosphere.

Liu Da looked around,

Suddenly his pupils shrank suddenly, and he saw that the disappeared boy appeared less than ten meters away from him, with only a human head, and then in the rapid combination, half of his body also appeared, and finally a complete person ,

Lin Fan’s body, which had just finished using Shapeshifting, felt a little sore in his joints. As expected, excessive use of this move would put a burden on his body. Supporting too many times of shape-shifting,

Lin Fan continued without finishing his sentence, “And everyone is a Nianwu cultivator, you don’t think I’m afraid of you, do you?”

“What? Nianwu monk? Brother, it turns out that the monster is not a monster, but a Nianwu monk.” Liu Eryi, the thief brother, saw that the monster in the safe disappeared, and immediately turned his body into rubber and squeezed out of the hole. He just came out Halfway through, I heard the monster Lin Fan who had already run outside claiming to be a cultivator of Nianwu,

The previous fears immediately subsided a lot.

I didn’t know the identity of the young man before, and I thought it was a monster. Now that I know that the other party is a Nianwu monk, all kinds of weirdness can be explained clearly. After all, the little fat man Liu Er is also a Nianwu monk, so he doesn’t care about it. The body of the god was completely squeezed out, and he said, “So you are a cultivator of Nianwu, why did you deceive me, is it fun to scare people?”

Lin Fan just smiled and said nothing,

The other twin, Liu Daze, had a bad face, “So what about Nianwu monks, our two brothers are also Nianwu monks, two against one, you won’t think I’m afraid you won’t succeed.”

“So what about two Nianwu cultivators, even if there are ten, I’m not afraid.” Lin Fan is the twin boss Liu Dagang,

“Idiot, prepare to kill him.” Liu Da is obviously a man of action, and he immediately raised his long sleeves, as if ready to go, “Put this guy down first, and then pry open his Mouth, take our treasure back.”

“Wait a minute, brother, cough, cough, I feel something is wrong.” At this moment, Liu Er behind him said, “I’m stuck, there’s something in the safe, something grabbed my foot.”

Liu Er said that his body has now changed into a very strange posture. He has successfully protruded out of the safe from his head to his waist, but the rest of his body is still inside the safe. It looks like half of his body is embedded in the safe. on the gate,

“What’s going on? Don’t make trouble for me.” Liu Da said dissatisfiedly: “I didn’t see it, are you about to start a fight? What are you doing?”

When it’s time to do something, you procrastinate,

If you weren’t my own younger brother, I would have slapped you in the face long ago. This guy Liu Er must be pretending to be cowardly again. Every time he fights with other Nianwu monks, he can see Liu Er looking for various reasons.

This time is definitely no exception.

Liu Da didn’t even bother to go over to help, “Idiot, I’ll give you three seconds, if you play tricks on me again, I’ll use a chainsaw to saw your body in half, then throw it into a glass bottle and put you in confinement!”

“So cruel? Don’t, big brother, I’m not joking with you. Something really happened this time.” Liu Er crazily defended. When he thought of confinement in a glass bottle, his life was gloomy.

But the eldest brother Liu Da was unmoved, his eyes were fixed on Lin Fan,

Lin Fan had seen enough of the farce. He was counting the time and was about to leave. If he didn’t leave, he might really be unable to leave Tianshu Group. “It doesn’t matter who you are, but I don’t have time to spend with you right now. You may not even be able to leave.”

“Oh, you’re bluffing me,” Liu Da responded,

“I’m not bluffing you. If you two brothers dare to come to Tianshu Group to steal things, you should have done your homework. Who is the force behind Tianshu Group? I don’t need to say more. If you don’t leave, you will have to face more than that.” It’s me, and there are other Nianwu monks.”

Lin FansuanI can see that the irascible big brother among the twin brothers is more intelligent, unlike the little fat guy stuck in the safe, he must have a plan in his work, since he can investigate and know the safe hidden on the top floor of Tianshu Group, naturally I can also know the relationship between the Tianshu Group and the special investigation department, not to mention that the twins are both monks of Nianwu, and they may have been in contact with the special investigation department for a long time, and they know the power of the special investigation department better than myself.

Lin Fan didn’t think about the conflict, not because he was worried that he would not be able to fight, but because he was worried that a fight with the two Nianwu monks would expose what he had done to the Tianshu Group.

And, he believes the opposite is the same,

really,

Liu Da showed hesitation. Although he clamored to fight with Lin Fan and was indeed ready to do it just now, when Lin Fan mentioned Tianshu Group, Liu Da thought of the special investigation department behind it.

When I think of the special investigation department, the figures of several strong men in this department immediately appear in my mind, like a basin of cold water poured on the top of my head, my heart is cold, my heart is flustered, and my whole person calms down.

Liu Da said: “Hmph, you can leave if you want, but you must tell me where the banknotes have gone, otherwise our two brothers have spent so much effort and taken so many risks to sneak in, and we will return empty-handed. .”

“Is it necessary to be so obsessed with the things inside?” Lin Fan complained in his heart,

It was the first time he saw a cultivator who valued property so much,

But then again, the Nianwu monks I met were actually just that little, all of them were bullies, and I didn’t care about the number of weird twins. People’s obsession and money are their business.

Lin Fan said calmly, “Nothing.”

Liu Da frowned, “What do you mean? What do you mean nothing?”

Lin Fan looked at the time subconsciously, and said, “Tsk, there is nothing in the safe, I know you two brothers will not believe it, after all, such a big safe is placed over there, and there is nothing in it,

However, the fact is that I came here for the things in the safe, but when I used my ability to enter the safe, I only saw a box of air, and nothing else.

Just when I was about to leave, you two brothers came over, and then…”

Speaking of this, Lin Fan spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, with a look of “I know, I’ve said it all, what can I do, I’m innocent too”,

Liu Da fell into hesitation, as if weighing whether what Lin Fan said just now was worth believing.

“Time is running out, two, I am ready to escape from Tianshu. There are people under my control in the security room of Tianshu Group, who can eliminate the evidence that we have sneaked into Tianshu Group tonight, but I am about to lose control of the security room.” , if you drag it down.”

Seeing that the twin monks were still a little hesitant, Lin Fan decided to show his cards directly, pointing to the four cameras on the four corners of the top floor, and said, “Did you see those cameras? You are lucky to bump into me and decide to act.” In those days, the eyes of the whole building were paralyzed, if you continue to drag on, your appearance will be photographed.”

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