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The Correct Posture for Picking Up a Conversation

The kid surnamed Lin brought food, drink and fun these days,

Liu Ziyang’s attitude towards Lin Fan has changed, and occasionally he will say a few harsh words, but he has restrained himself. After all, there are not many people who will take him to eat, drink and have fun, so Lin Fan’s status has also changed from “a dismissive passerby.” “Upgraded to “passer-by who can be used”.

“Lin Fan?”

“My aunt asked you something.”

Liu Ziyang asked,

After hearing Lin Fan’s reply for a long time, Liu Ziyang turned around, and Lin Fan behind him disappeared.

Ran?

After Liu Ziyang searched, he soon found Lin Fan behind the queue.

At this moment, Lin Fan was pulling a fan in line and asking, “Wow, brother, where did you buy this comic book?”

“What? Brother, do you have research on this thing?”

“The second child is a newt.”

“Hohohoho, it turns out that you are a colleague. Come on, come on, I bought the comics in the shop over there. If you are interested, you can go. Now there is an event, 50% off for the entire site.”

“There is such a good thing, buy it.”

 …

Lin Fan had a hot chat with the two-dimensional fat people,

Liu Ziyang looked at all this and shook his head, “Alas, no future. ”

Favorability has dropped,

Liu Ziyang felt that he was out of place in this paradise, only those snacks had a trace of warmth,

After Lin Fan chatted with Feifei and inquired about the source of the comic books, he went to that store to frantically scan the goods. Although Liu Ziyang was not interested in such things as comics, the kid in the shop who was shopping like crazy was her line wallet and navigation,

I am a road idiot, plus I am poor, without Lin Fan, I would not be able to enjoy all kinds of delicacies in the paradise, so Liu Ziyang had no choice but to follow behind Lin Fan,

She was not interested in entering the comic shop, so she sat down in the rest area outside the shop and tasted the various desserts in her hands. It was a beautiful day,

At this time,

A person walked in front of Liu Ziyang,

a woman

She is still a beautiful woman with a low-slung figure. Although she is wearing sunglasses and a canvas cap, she is like the focus of the audience when she comes out. She looks out of place with the smell of two stinging apes and fat people around here. ,

The woman to whom countless gazes cast their eyes,

Liu Ziyang couldn’t help but take a few more glances, it wasn’t because she was attracted by women’s beauty, Liu Ziyang didn’t know much about appearance, in her eyes, human beings were only divided into men and women, tall and short, fat and thin,

What is appearance, what is appearance, can you eat it?

The reason why Liu Ziyang paid attention to that woman was because she walked towards her, “Another annoying adult.”

When Liu Ziyang was wandering around the park, she met countless big sisters teasing her. Apart from praising her cute one by one, all those annoying big sisters had bad intentions and wanted to pinch her face.

The feeling of being pinched by someone is very annoying, so Liu Ziyang is not more interested in the big sister who came to say hello, but rather likes the group of old grandpas and grandmas, because after all, the generation is similar, she is often called the elder in the family, and The old man will not pinch her face when greeting her, and even give some candy, which is very good,

but,

It seems that Liu Ziyang was wrong this time, the other party did not come to look for her, the big sister with long legs and fair skin walked over, and then sat down on the bench beside her.

I came here to rest.

not long,

A few men came over to strike up a conversation with the big sister, but they were all rejected very skillfully. No one dared to come forward to disturb this beauty.

Liu Ziyang watched from the side, not paying attention to what the little sister was doing, anyway, don’t bother my aunt to taste the food,

Liu Ziyang concentrated on eating the cone he just bought, using the pocket money given by Lin Fan. This was probably the first time in Liu Ziyang’s life that he had control over money. Liu Zhenhu withheld all the wages paid by the investigation department before, saying What is it to prevent my aunt from spending money indiscriminately and getting into trouble,

It’s rare to meet Lin Fan. He brings food, drink and fun, and gives back pocket money. He is worthy of being a qualified tool person.

Of course Liu Ziyang didn’t know that the reason why Lin Fan gave her a sum of money was because he was afraid that Liu Ziyang would go crazy one day wanting to eat cakes, and if he wasn’t around, Liu Ziyang would smash up the cake shop and shoot her.

Give money for emergencies,

Liu Ziyang didn’t understand these things, he only felt that the snacks he picked with his own money were extraordinarily delicious,

“Pfft.” The little sister was sitting next door, looking around, as if waiting for someone or looking for someone, seeing Liu Ziyang eating ice cream, she couldn’t help laughing, “What a cute little sister.”

The little sister moved the chair to the left a few times, and touched Liu Ziyang’s head, “Little sister, why are you here alone, where are your family members?”

This sentence made Liu Ziyang’s ears callous, she turned her head away and ignored the other party,

That cute appearance almost melted the young lady’s heart, “Don’t worry, my sister is not a bad person, please tell me where your family is, are you lost, do you need me to help you contact the staff ?”

The young lady saw that there were tourists all around, and there was no relative who looked like a cute little girl. She thought the little girl was lost and wanted to help.

“Don’t come near me.” Liu Ziyang said angrily,

really,

The little girl was lost, and she was very vigilant, Qin Yulu thought to herself, she was full of love and hoped to help the little girl, “little sister, wait a moment, I’ll go to the staff,”

“Oh, you’re so annoying,”

After Liu Ziyang finished eating the ice cream, his mouth was idle, so he had time to argue with others, “Do you know who I am, that’s why my aunt got lost.”

“It’s so interesting to talk.” Qin Yulu smiled, and felt that the little girl was cute and cute.

Age is really a great weapon for bear children. No matter how bad the performance is, often a sentence of being a child can resolve everything, even though the little sister speaks a bit old-fashioned,

But Qin Yulu didn’t find it annoying. Instead, she thought the little girl was really cute. She asked, “You didn’t get lost. What about your family?”

“Inside the hole.”

Liu Ziyang said,

The young lady in front of her feels more comfortable than other young ladies. At least she hasn’t pinched anyone’s face since chatting. She has performed well and can be trained as the next qualified worker.with people,

Liu Ziyang rolled his eyes, looking at the ice cream shop next to him from time to time,

There are still five flavors in it that I haven’t tried, but I don’t have much money in my bag, so it’s time for the tool man in front of me to make a substitute.

Liu Ziyang had a small calculation in his heart,

Qin Yulu was confused and asked, “In what hole?”

Liu Ziyang: “It’s a cave, the kind surrounded by rocks.”

Qin Yulu smiled, the little sister is so cute, she even said that her family lives in the cave, Tong Yan is not afraid, anyway, I have never been able to find Xiaofan, so it would be nice to chat with the little girl,

Qin Yulu said: “No one would live in the deep mountains and old forests.”

Liu Ziyang retorted: “Oh my god, why can’t you understand it? It’s not a deep mountain forest, but a cave, a cave at the top of a mountain.”

Liu Ziyang gestured with her hands, trying to show that the mountain was really high, but she was still a kid, even if she fully extended her arms, she couldn’t show the height of her own mountain at all.

very angry

And the young lady kept laughing,

why are you laughing!

Is it embarrassing for me, Liu Ziyang, to live in a cave?

Liu Ziyang got angry, his mouth was pouting,

Qin Yulu saw the little girl turned her head away and said nothing with anger on her face, so she asked, “What’s wrong? Sister said the wrong thing?”

Liu Ziyang: “Hmph.”

Qin Yulu: “In this way, sister treats you to ice cream, little sister, please don’t be angry, okay?”

“Okay, thank you pretty big sister.”

Liu Ziyang immediately changed his face, and the speed of changing his face can be called magic, fully showing the high quality that a senior sophomore should have,

hey-hey,

And I took the initiative to invite my aunt to eat ice cream,

This tool man is qualified,

Liu Ziyang has already given Qin Yulu 60 points in his heart, and can be summed up as No. 2, a valuable tool person. As for No. 1, he is currently shopping in a comic shop.

Qin Yulu bought ice cream and handed it to Liu Ziyang,

Qin Yulu asked: “After eating the ice cream, do you feel better?”

“So-so.” Liu Ziyang knows very well what a crying child has milk to eat, so don’t be too easily satisfied with everything, because better things come later, this is what he learned when he was with his unworthy son Liu Zhenhu,

In a sense, mastering how to squeeze people to the maximum is a kind of biological evolution in Liu Ziyang’s life.

Qin Yulu saw that the little sister was eating happily, and thought that she should not be so vigilant now. When she heard the little sister say that her family lived in a cave, Qin Yulu naturally thought that the little girl was lying ,

This also shows that the little girl really doesn’t know where her family is now, and there is a high probability that she got lost.

Qin Yulu wanted to help, so she asked, “I’m in a better mood, can you tell my sister your name? My sister comes first. My sister’s surname is Qin, and her name is Yu Lu. You can call me sister Qin.”

“You want to bribe me with just an ice cream?” Liu Ziyang dismissed it, ate the dessert in his hand, and said, “Look, sister, you are a nice person, at least you didn’t pinch my face, how about this, to answer your question, you have to ask I eat an ice cream,

I will only answer you five questions at most

no, six,

The strawberry-flavored cone just now was good, and my aunt wants to do it again. ”

“…” Qin Yulu met such a naughty little girl for the first time. She has the childish naivety and likes to eat sweets, but she always talks about her aunt and grandma, and she talks old ,

Qin Yulu was not angry. After all, she was a child, a lost child. Being able to open her heart to herself had already successfully started the first step of helping the little girl find her family back.

Moreover, Qin Yulu is a little rich woman, and a few cones are naturally not a problem for the little rich woman’s wallet, so she readily agreed,

After Liu Ziyang said his name, he answered a question.

Qin Yulu then asked an old question, “Little Ziyang, my sister will ask you again, where is your family now? This time, you must not deceive my sister by saying that you live in a cave.”

“My family lives in a cave, I didn’t lie to you.” Liu Ziyang said pitifully, in fact, his eyes had been staring at the new-flavored cone in Qin Yulu’s hand,

“Really live in Shandashan?”

Qin Yulu learned how to behave this time, she held the cone in her hand, and only gave the cone to Liu Ziyang after she finished answering.

Little sister Ziyang doesn’t look like she’s lying. Could it be that little Ziyang’s family really lives in the mountains and lives in poverty?

Qin Yulu couldn’t help imagining the toil scene of little Ziyang running barefoot in the mountains, carrying firewood on his back. She loved Xiao Ziyang even more, and her heart ached. The little sister must have come out with her family. Came to play in the paradise, accidentally got lost.

Qin Yulu wanted to help Xiao Ziyang even more,

She asked: “Then who did you come to the amusement park with, and where did the person who accompanied you to the amusement park go?”

“You have two questions.”

Liu Ziyang snapped his fingers to forgetAgain, said, “Two questions necessitate two cones.”

Qin Yulu smiled, touched Xiao Ziyang’s head, and said, “Eating too much sweets is bad for your health, it will cause tooth decay, and your teeth will all rot,”

“My pleasure.”

As Liu Ziyang said,

Anyway, if there is no ice cream, I don’t want my aunt to answer the questions.

Qin Yulu was helpless,

I had to go to the store to buy cones again. Speaking of which, Xiao Ziyang is really a big eater. He has been eating snacks since just now. It seems that he has eaten three or four cones. Will this be bad for his health? ,

Out of worry, Qin Yulu specially asked the clerk to use low-fat cones. Although the soul of desserts lies in calories, low-fat can make people feel less guilty. As long as Qin Yulu is still worried that Xiao Ziyang eats too much, it will hurt her. Stomach,

Qin Yulu brought the cone,

Liu Ziyang has one left hand and one right hand. His life is extremely happy,

In my mind, the score for Qin Yulu, a tool man, has risen by about five points, and there is still a gap of 20 points from Lin Fan, the strongest tool man.

“Little Ziyang, after eating sister’s cone, you should tell sister Qin where the person who accompanied you to the amusement park is. My sister will take you to find her.” Qin Yulu said,

Watching Xiao Ziyang eat the cone, with his mouth full of cream, is both funny and distressing,

“He’s over there.”

Liu Ziyang had something to eat, so he was too lazy to talk. He pointed to the comic shop ten meters away and said,

“Is that the store?”

Qin Yulu looked at the comic shop over there,

It’s not far from Xiao Ziyang, who would go to this kind of store, he’s not too old, maybe he’s Xiao Ziyang’s elder brother, really, how can he look at a child like this, wait for that person to come out later, he must teach him a lesson other side.

Goddess Qin looked at the comic shop angrily, knowing that Xiao Ziyang’s family members were in the comic shop not far away, which made her feel a little more at ease, but the way the other party took care of the children was really dangerous, and Qin Yulu very angry

She originally wanted to take Liu Ziyang in to find a guardian, but the manga published by the owner of the comic shop was masculine, including the models on display and the posters on the storefront, which were not suitable for a girl to enter.

It is even more unsuitable to bring a little girl in,

“Little Ziyang, are you sure the guardian is in the store?” Qin Yulu confirmed again,

Liu Ziyang nodded,

What is a guardian?

I don’t really understand what the young lady in front of me is talking about, it should be referring to that kid Lin Fan, the young lady seems to have something to do with Lin Fan?

Liu Ziyang felt that the tool man No. 2 who asked her to give out the cone seemed to be looking for someone, looking for his guardian. According to the literal meaning, the so-called guardian is the person who watches over me and takes care of me?

That should be because Lin Fan didn’t run away,

Isn’t it Lin Fan who brought me to the amusement park, and only gave me a little pocket money to restrict my aunt’s freedom, a proper villain, a proper guardian, so Liu Zhenhu’s unfilial descendants can also be regarded as my aunt’s guardian?

Although he didn’t understand it very well, Liu Ziyang could tell that the young lady in front of her had something to do with her guardian.

The cones are so delicious, if the young lady wants to find Lin Fan, let her look for it, Liu Ziyang is not surprised by this, besides there are many annoying young ladies who like to pinch her face and like to pester her,

In fact, Liu Ziyang observed that there are still many younger sisters who like to pester Lin Fan. When they pester themselves, those younger sisters always like to say “so cute” and “meaty, let my sister pinch it.” The face is pinched,

For Lin Fan, those girls always like to say “get to know each other”, “Can I add you as a friend, handsome guy”, “Is this your sister? She’s so cute, can I add you as a friend?” ,

And when the ladies and sisters talk to Lin Fan, their faces are always flushed, even redder than their own face being pinched,

It’s really weird enough,

The outside world is so wonderful, is this the legend that one thing descends one thing, the young lady makes me blush, and Lin Fan makes the young lady blush, just like what the family said when teaching, different objects will interact with each other restraint,

Sure enough, the master taught me the right thing,

Liu Ziyang watched silently,

Qin Yulu stood up with a displeased face, staring at the comic shop, trying to find out who is so irresponsible to take care of the children.

The comic shop is full of nerds,

Although Qin Yulu was wearing sunglasses, the gaze of the otaku was like the infrared automatic aiming device installed, and he could always find the most dazzling beauty in the crowd.

what,

look at this leg

what,

You look at unemployment insurance,

what,

No, I’m going to betray my two-dimensional wife,

The otaku in the store were seen blushing, even though they were all a new show, a “prodigal in love” whose wife was replaced by a manga book, but it was really embarrassing to face the beauties in the real world.

“Oops, there’s a beautiful woman looking at me outside.”

“What nonsense, people are obviously looking at me, okay?”

“Aren’t you all blind? You don’t even look at what you look like. You are worthy of being big.Beauty, that beauty is clearly looking at me. ”

“In broad daylight, if you can stop dreaming, I, Jiangnan Peng Yuyan, really vomited,”

“I am the most beautiful man in the south of the Yangtze River, not convinced,”

“After talking one by one for a long time, who has the courage to strike up a conversation?”

…..

The strong man in the mouth, the short man in the action, and the homeboys in the store are ready to move, but no one dares to strike up a conversation. After all, the temperament and appearance are all there. The big beauty stands there, and the surroundings are suddenly dimmed. Where do otaku dare to act?

But,

No matter where you are, there is never a shortage of real warriors. A certain handsome man mustered his courage. He was wearing a red and black plaid shirt and other classic suits, and he was chanting to the new notebook he just bought in his hand,

“Illya, please give me strength so that I have enough courage to ask the beauty opposite for her phone number.”

finished speaking,

The man kissed the manga fiercely, leaving the mark of the contract on the cover, and there was a steady stream of power gushing out of his body.

Isn’t it a woman?

Today is my first step to get rid of the title of 30-year-old Archmage,

The man walked out of the comic shop resolutely,

Under the astonished eyes of all the otaku in the store, bearing everything, looking directly at the beautiful girl who was resting not far away,

call,

The man took a deep breath,

“Look, someone is going to strike up a conversation.”

“A real warrior, if only I could have his courage.”

“The dealership is opened, the dealership is opened, guess how long it takes for that person to say the first sentence, ten minutes, or three minutes.”

“Three minutes is too bad, I bet ten minutes.”

“Ten minutes won’t work. I’ll play the one-ticket game. I guess that man can face the beautiful woman for more than five minutes and successfully speak up.”

“Oh, no, that beauty is walking towards us.”

“No, it’s not walking towards us, it’s walking towards the man just now.”

…..

Picking up a conversation seems to be a very rare thing in the eyes of the nerds in the store, so after seeing someone muster up the courage to go out and strike up a conversation, and even hit up a top-notch beauty, everyone stretched their necks, ready to watch the excitement,

However,

quickly,

Everyone realized that something was wrong, the beautiful woman walked towards them, so the men, who were still teasing and discussing very hotly just now, were shocked, and suddenly became the shy self in the past,

Playing with your mobile phone, quickly lower your head and play with your mobile phone,

Those who read comics, hurry up and look down at the comics,

Look at the watch, look at the watch,

I have nothing to read, or the manga in my hand is really inconvenient to read in public, so I just raise my head and look at the ceiling, but everyone’s eyes are focused on the warrior at the door,

“I’m a turtle,”

“The big beauty came to me.”

“No way,”

“Could it be that today is really my lucky day, don’t panic, don’t panic, although I haven’t struck up a conversation with a pretty girl for several years, but when I usually go for supper, doesn’t the female shop assistant always call me pretty,

Believe in yourself, don’t be stage fright, approaching a girl is like a shop assistant calling you handsome, keep a normal mind,”

“Besides, I just prayed to Illya, and she will give me the power to strike up a conversation with beautiful women.”

The courageous man stood at the door, kept hinting in his heart, kept talking to himself, cheered him up, and finally successfully lifted his right foot and took the first step toward the beautiful girl.

Blessed by Illya’s power, he felt unprecedentedly confident. After walking a few steps, the man came to the beautiful girl.

The beautiful girl also stopped,

The boy was startled, he actually came to look for him, it seems God opened his eyes, a girl fell in love with him, and he was at the goddess level, restraining his excitement, the boy greeted tremblingly: “You… ..You…how are you, beauty, you are looking for me…..”

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