My Aunt is Three and a Half Years Old. She Holds a Milk Bottle and Tells Fortunes. the Whole Interne

Chapter 11 Where are your parents?

"Mom, why did you hit me?" Su Chenfei was still confused.

 He had nightmares for half the night, and finally got a good sleep, but was woken up by his mother's slap.

Su Chenfei yawned loudly as he spoke. He was still sleepy.

Mrs. Su was speechless: "Do you want to look over there?"

Su Chenfei was rubbing his eyes in a very shameless manner. When he turned his head and saw the live broadcast footage, he remembered that he was going to shoot today. In fact, in the past few years, he has become accustomed to having nightmares before important events.

He also had a mentality of showing off his image that could never be cleaned up. After all, even if my eldest brother helps to sue those who spread rumors, he will be unable to find anyone for some reason.

But this time it’s different. This time my sister-in-law is with me, and he also has the important task of making my sister-in-law be liked by the audience. Image is very important!

Thinking of this, Su Chenfei got up from the bed, flipped up his hair, raised one corner of his lips and smiled at the camera: "Good morning, darlings."

  [yue, why did Su Dandan suddenly become so greasy? It’s really disgusting. ]

  [Who is your baby? Get out of the show! ]

　　[Take your illegitimate daughter and get out of the entertainment industry. ]

Those who just praised Su Chenfei for his good looks no longer want to speak for Su Chenfei. Male celebrities in the entertainment industry are not afraid of being ugly, but they are afraid of being handsome but deliberately trying to be handsome and becoming greasy men.

"Good morning, grandnephew seven!" Su Chenfei's greasy poss ended instantly with a sudden voice.

His thin lips immediately turned up into a gentle arc, and he knelt down and said to Mianmian with gentle eyes: "Good morning, little aunt."

　　[? ? ? ? It’s so funny, Su Chenfei is the emperor of facial expressions, right? I didn't even react at this second switch. ]

[Ah ah ah, one second I wanted to poke my eyes out, and the next second I was fascinated by Su Chenfei’s expression. What kind of gentle dad is this? ]

  [Um, is it really the daddy? Are you calling grandma? ]

Mianmian stretched out her little hands and said, "It's time to brush your teeth and wash your face, grandnephew seven. Then we have dinner, a car ride, and a plane ride. We have a lot to do."

Su Chenfei put on his slippers and hugged Mianmian directly without holding Mianmian's hand: "Okay, let's go, let's take a plane to wash our face and brush our teeth."

Many adults and children have played this kind of airplane game. The adults hold up the children, and the children stretch out their hands to load the airplane.

The whole family "flew" into the bathroom like this, and the camera shook a few times, which meant that the staff almost couldn't catch up.

  [Sister-in-law? Seven great-nephews? Did I hear wrongly? ]

  [You heard the previous one correctly, this is indeed what these two people called. ]

Could it be that when Su Chenfei’s mother called the little girl Xiaogu, she was actually not the mushroom, but the aunt’s aunt? ]

  [Could it be a nickname for your daughter? After all, the aunt is not necessarily the aunt of the elder. ]

 In the bathroom, one person and one child were squeezing out toothpaste.

Mianmian stood on a chair, holding a large toothbrush in his hand, while Su Chenfei held a small toothbrush. After squeezing out the toothpaste, Su Chenfei handed the small toothbrush to Mianmian very naturally, lowered his head and said respectfully: "Auntie, please use the toothbrush!"

Mianmian also naturally took the toothbrush with one hand and said "Hey", imitating the voice of the grandmother: "My grandson is so good, my aunt likes you so much!"

 After saying that, he put his little feet up and went to pat Su Chenfei on the head.

This scene is obviously imitating something, and the audience can’t understand it again. Those anti-fans also forgot to continue to boycott Su Chenfei, but were confused.

　　[What follows what? Are these two role-playing?]

  [Indicates that even if we are playing role-playing, I will not let my daughter call me my eldest grandson! ]

　　[I can’t understand, what’s going on? ]

 The children finished brushing their teeth with electric toothbrushes and then started washing their faces in the basin. After washing his face, Su Chenfei took out the children's facial cream from the cabinet on the sink and applied it to Mianmian's face.

 The cabinet is open. There are seven bottles of facial cream inside, and each bottle has a label. From front to back, they are: eldest nephew, second great-nephew, third great-nephew, fourth great-nephew, fifth great-nephew, and sixth great-nephew.

Su Chenfei holds the seven grandnephews in his hand, and the black characters are clearly visible under the high-definition camera.

Suddenly, a strange old man's voice sounded in the room: "Old Qi, what are you doing? Today is Monday, I should use the facial cream I bought for my sister-in-law! You actually secretly used the cream you bought, don't you deserve a kick?"        Just listen to the voice , you will know that he is a spiritual old man.

 The next second, a foot wearing cloth shoes forcefully broke into the camera and kissed Su Chenfei's butt.

Su Chenfei's complexion was distorted after being kicked, and he almost dropped the facial cream in his hand. Thinking that this was a filming, he tried his best to keep his facial expression, turned and looked out of the camera with twitching eyebrows: "Dad, we are filming, can you stop doing this?"

Mr. Su didn't listen. He stood outside the camera and said in an aggrieved voice: "Sister-in-law, Lao Qi is not following the rules. You have to be a fair parent. We agreed to use my nephew's facial cream on Monday, right?"

Mianmian was blocked by Su Chenfei. She didn't see Mr. Su's flying kick and only heard Mr. Su's words.

So she grabbed Su Chenfei's hand, read the words on the vial carefully, and nodded: "Yes, Mianmian is the most fair and just elder."

She stretched out her little hand to take down Mr. Su's bottle of facial cream, opened it and smeared it on her face again.

[No, Su Chenfei's father also calls himself his nephew. This little baby's seniority is not simple. ]

You also believe this, it must be a trick that the Su family came up with to help clear Su Chenfei's name. ]

   [Hahaha, if this is really the case, the price is too high. Su Chenfei's father Su Linsheng is a celebrity. Baidu Encyclopedia shows that he is 60 years old. Can he do this? ]

There was another quarrel on the barrage, and the entry "Su Chenfei took his aunt to participate in a variety show" quietly climbed up the hot search list, next to "Su Chenfei's illegitimate daughter".

 After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Su Chenfei carried Mianmian downstairs to have breakfast.

Mian Mian’s breakfast is bread and milk, and the beautiful little milk bottle is a new one bought by Mrs. Su, with cute little sheep patterns on it.

 She ate the bread first, then held the bottle and sucked it with her bulging face.

 The program team arranged interviews with cute kids before the variety show. The interview content was based on the guests’ activities after getting up in the morning. Adults and children ask questions separately, and no reminders are allowed.

This was the first time Mianmian faced the camera alone. Even though he had told Mianmian to look at the camera, Su Chenfei was still very worried and stood extremely nervous standing behind Mianmian.

"Child Mianmian, what is your relationship with Su Chenfei?" The first question asked by the program team was a bombshell. In order to get the answer, the staff even took out toffee that most children like to eat, "You have to be honest. Answer uncle politely, and uncle will give you this delicious toffee."

Mianmian was very close to the camera. She thought that her nephews and grandsons had said that they should look at the camera when asked questions alone, so she leaned forward and stared at the camera with her big curious eyes: "I am his aunt, and he is mine." Seven great-nephews.”

High-definition camera, another close-up shot, the little **** are so close, as if they are kissing a relative, so cute.

  [Woo woo woo, I have to say that this little girl is really cute to me. ]

　　[It’s enough to lie at such a young age. ]

  [Hahaha, it’s really the relationship between my aunt and my seventh grandnephew. I stand on my head to wash my hair! ]

“Then do you have anything to prove that he is your seventh grandnephew?” the staff continued to ask.

Mianmian frowned and thought for a while before replying: "My parents said it, he is my seventh great-nephew."

“What about your parents?” the staff asked with a smile, “Can they come here to talk?”

Su Chenfei gritted his teeth with hatred when he heard the staff mention Mianmian’s parents. The crew of this show is really not a human being, why don't they pick up the pot?

What should I do if I make my sister-in-law cry?

Others in the Su family also clenched their fists. In the past few days, they have been helping Mianmian's parents find ways to wake up quickly. Mianmian finally became less sad. If she cried again, could the program team afford to pay compensation?

Mianmian didn't expect to be asked where her parents were. Thinking that her parents were still sleeping on the mountain, her nose felt sore and mist began to collect in her eyes.

 (End of this chapter)