My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 118: Infernal Affairs needs a little self-torture
Gu Changfeng burst into tears of gratitude, sincerely feeling that he had been wandering all his life and finally met the Ming Lord.
What does it mean to become an immortal? A small jar is your forever home!
There are dreams, lovers, the joy of continuous success, and the heroic ambition to fight against the world. There is no need to fake and endure, and there is no need to bow to the superiors. As long as they are passionate and not cold-blooded, the brave young man can continue to create miracles!
In contrast, dogs only go to practice immortality!
"Master, Master! What should I do to make a contribution?" Gu Changfeng's subjective initiative came into play at once, and he asked eagerly: "Please give me some advice from the great master with so much wisdom!"
"Good dog, good boy!"
Wen Rui rewarded him with a piece of "happy dog food" and then said: "When you go back and say that your wife was killed by Dingguang Sect thieves, I will provide you with the processed Feizhou image as evidence, and then start to set up the character of loving your wife, showing Incredible pain at the loss of my wife.”
"I know how to do this!" Gu Changfeng became excited when he heard this: "This is true acting, my best field!"
"Eh~~" Wen Rui waved his hand and said, "Silly dog, your previous performance of loving your wife was too fake. It had no sincerity at all and undermined the basic cultivation of an actor."
Gu Changfeng was stunned, scratched the dog's head with his foot and said, "Master, please give me some teachings!"
"Just thinking about it, your wife died, you are heartbroken, and you love her very deeply. How should you express this emotion?" Wen Rui said seductively.
Gu Changfeng gritted his teeth and said: "I swear to avenge her and fight against Dingguang Sect!"
Wen Rui shook his head and said, "What else? Can a man do this?"
"I swear I will never marry a wife again. I will be a couple for the rest of my life. If I lose her, I will only live in missing her for the rest of my life!"
"Tsk, tsk, you're not sincere." Wen Rui spread his hands and said, "Only a ghost would believe it. If you don't marry a wife, you can take concubines or find a lover. Others don't know if you have really stopped thinking about other women. ”
"Then...how can we win people's trust?"
"Let's use a little trick." Wen Ruihao said like a teacher: "You have eliminated all your troubles. Don't you prove to the world that you will never want other women?"
"Eh?" Gu Changfeng was stunned.
"And we can't do it in private." Wen Rui continued to guide step by step: "You have to hold a ceremony to commemorate your deceased wife. Invite all the teachers, relatives and friends of Ziyang and Yunxiao Immortal Sect, and then invite the famous young heroes and heroines in the mortal world. Invite them all and cut off the root of trouble in front of them to mourn your wife. This proves that you really love her! You love her so much that it is useless to keep the root of trouble!"
"This...this..." Gu Changfeng flinched slightly, feeling that it was a bit difficult to be an undercover agent.
"Your 'Happy Dog Food' directly stimulates the pituitary gland to secrete hormones. When you put it in a small jar, you can experience boundless joy through nerve connections. What's the point of worrying about it?"
Wen Rui explained the facts and reasoned: "It's a burden to keep it. It's a pity to cut it off. On the contrary, it will make you the most stable wife in the world. I wonder who in the world will commit suicide after his wife dies. You are the only one." Ah, there is a bloody thing in front of me. Facts speak louder than words. If you don’t love your wife, who loves your wife the most!”
"It seems like this is the truth..."
"That's right, it's easy to make mistakes if you keep it. There are always some female monks with brain problems who like to seduce dedicated golden bachelors like you who have dead wives. If you can't control yourself and ruin my master's important affairs, not only will you enter Without the small jar, and his identity as an undercover agent exposed, he will die without a burial place, and his soul will fall into the endless hell and be tortured. "
Wen Rui kept talking, getting more and more enthusiastic: "Tell me, is it necessary to cut off the roots of troubles?"
"Yes, keeping it is a disaster, it should be cut!"
“Puppies can be taught!”
Wen Rui nodded with satisfaction: "When you have done such a cruel act, it can further prove that you have an endless hatred for the enemy who killed your wife. Then you will try every means to encourage, incite or do it yourself Being an enemy of the Dingguang Immortal Sect and inciting the two sects Ziyang and Yunxiao to be at odds with the Dingguang Immortal Sect. All your actions, even if they are extremely crazy, have absolutely defensible driving factors. "
Having said that, what Wen Rui was thinking was, if you want to raise a dog, you must look like a quality dog owner. Is it possible without neutering?
Gu Changfeng has been expelled from Wen Rui's place. He can be a friend of mankind because the blessings he cultivated in his previous life have not been exhausted.
"Oh, that's it!" Gu Changfeng's breed may be a border collie, and he suddenly figured out the key: "In that case, even if my elders or brothers advise me not to offend Ding, who has a close relationship with Western religions, Guangzong, I just need to take off my pants and show them the wound, with tears in my eyes and trembling lips, they will have nothing to say, and they may even be moved by me and support me instead!”
"If all the dogs I adopt in the future are as smart as you, this owner will be relieved!"
Wen Ruidu couldn't help but clapped his hands and praised: "If you do well in the future, I will promote you to the management dog of the park and be responsible for training the new food dogs. I will give you two hours every seven days to reunite with your wife in the jar."
"Thank you, Lord, for your kindness! Thank you, Lord for your kindness! This old slave has no repayment for being shattered into pieces!"
Gu Changfeng kowtowed as if he was pounding garlic, and knelt down hurriedly, feeling deeply proud of himself for being so smart and sensible.
Wenrui patted his dog's head to show his approval. Even though he was not given "happy dog food", his butt was twisted like a windmill with a look of satisfaction on his face.
"Okay, let Jarvis take you to the training center and give you some professional spy training. When you graduate, put on your clothes and go back to Ziyang Immortal Sect in a decent manner to spread the news that you and your wife were attacked."
Wen Rui said, "I will also cooperate with you to stand up and support, and produce a lot of hard evidence to accuse Dingguang Immortal Sect of the disgusting things it has done behind the scenes for hundreds of years. At that time, even if there is protection from the Western Church, we have to see if the so-called righteous sects will become blind and protect these beasts who have committed sins and cover up for the so-called "venerable" who betrayed the religion for glory!"
"Master, are you going to take action against Dingguang Immortal Sect?" Gu Changfeng asked tentatively, unable to suppress his curiosity.
"The special time is over. Who dares to speak human words to me? From now on, you can only speak dog words to me."
Wen Rui frowned, feeling displeased with this talkative smart dog. Is this a question a dog should ask?
"Woof woof woof..." The smart dog immediately spoke and spoke authentic dog words.
The robot led the barking Gu Changfeng away, and Wen Rui's face became gloomy. He had long wanted to exterminate the Dingguang Immortal Sect, and now he finally found an opportunity to slowly take action!
Looking at the rows of neatly displayed empty glass jars, Wen Rui began to calculate in his mind.
Energy Center, Wujian Hell is also the Wujiandao training center. One investment and three gains. In the future, these jars will gradually fill up. How many Jiejiao undercovers will be lurking in the major sects outside, and even in the major Taoist temples of the Western Sect?
Will there be immortals who have had enough of the dull days in the Heavenly Palace and take the initiative to come here to experience a new life?
Everything is still hard to say, but it should be a good start, a small step in the prelude to the Jiejiao's counterattack on the world.
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