My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 26 The Brave Girl Enters the Tiger's Den
When we arrived at the main hall of Yunding Tiangong, the atmosphere was completely different from the noisy style that the sisters of Dongxiuling liked. There was mist floating on the ground, and the decoration style was grand, simple and elegant. The music coming from somewhere was quiet, soothing, and leisurely.
He Lingyun could also distinguish the instruments used in playing this music, which were chimes, flutes, and guqin.
Seeing that she was absorbed in listening, the mechanical man Jin Yaoer explained attentively: "This song is "Tianfu Music". The music played in Yunding Tiangong is pure music that bird-shaped monks like you like. There will be "Original Landscape of Hometown", "City in the Sky", "All I Think of is the Galaxy", "The Galaxy is Unreachable", "Dream of Snow", "Mark of Rain", "Autumn Whisper", "Moonlight Waterside", "Butterfly Lovers", "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", "Flowers in the South of the City Have Bloomed", "Missing Through Time and Space" and many other good songs. Please relax and enjoy the heavenly music."
The music was so beautiful that He Lingyun couldn't help but stop at the door of the hall for a long time and listened to all the songs Jin Yaoer reported.
She was immersed in the wonderful music and could hardly extricate herself. Every song was of the high standard of "lingering in the beams for three days, and not knowing the taste of meat for three months". Every song seemed to hit the softest part of her heart. Immersed in it, she felt moved and peaceful. A faint sense of happiness spread, dispelling the haze in her heart for many days.
She suddenly woke up again, wiped away the tears that had flowed from the corners of her eyes, and couldn't help but sweat running down her neck. She asked the mechanical man in great surprise: "Are these songs all composed by Senior Brother Wen?"
"Oh, how is it possible? How could a vulgar and ugly guy like Sect Master Wen make such wonderful music? He plagiarized them all."
The mechanical man laughed and swung his mechanical arm with disdain, saying: "Fairy He, don't make unfounded associations. It's such a beautiful scene. It's so disgusting to mention that ugly guy. Just relax and enjoy the services of Yunding Tiangong."
He Lingyun breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, but immediately realized that something was wrong. This mechanical man was obviously created by Wen Rui, so why did he belittle his master?
She suddenly realized that whenever this mechanical man mentioned Wen Rui, he would say ugly every three sentences, as if he was deliberately spreading certain information and secretly implanting stereotypes in other people's minds.
To be honest, according to He Lingyun's aesthetics, Senior Brother Wen, who is plain and sloppy, is indeed a bit ugly, but not so ugly that he is disgusted.
Besides, if his appearance is not good enough, he can make up for it with his talent.
Senior Brother Wen's appearance can be completely made up for by his talent. If she had not been cheated before, she would probably feel a little bit emotional when she knew that Senior Brother Wen was so versatile and made so many touching and wonderful music.
Female cultivators who have transformed into birds are naturally good-looking. After all, in nature, male birds rely on beautiful feathers to attract the opposite sex for courtship. This is the nature of the species.
Cranes have a natural affinity for modest young men, weak scholars, and vigorous old men. If these human races have outstanding talents, it is normal for them to fall in love at first sight.
Except for some female demon cultivators who have transformed into beasts who prefer strong men with eight-pack abs, the aesthetic trends of most female demon cultivators are similar to He Lingyun.
Wen Rui created this mechanical man. If he didn't praise him, it would be fine. He even intentionally or unintentionally denigrated him. There must be something wrong when things are abnormal. There must be something strange about this matter. The words of the mechanical man cannot be trusted!
It said that the songs were all plagiarized by Wen Rui. The library of Lishan Xianzong records almost all the music scores since the beginning of the world. How come there is no record of any of them?
So, if you listen to its words in reverse, all the songs are actually composed by the unprepossessing Senior Brother Wen, but why did he let the mechanical man conceal or even denigrate them?
Silently making another note on the investigation list in his mind, He Lingyun walked into the hall of Yunding Tiangong with a heavy heart. As expected, he saw many familiar figures in the hall, which were the junior sisters of Caiyun Peak.
The junior sisters were scattered all over the hall, tasting the various delicacies placed on the jade table, squinting their eyes to enjoy the soft and pleasant music. Some played chess in their spare time, and some played embroidered balls, shuttlecocks, and flower cards, all in a happy mood.
The delicacies on the jade table also opened He Lingyun's eyes. There were candied fruits, candies, unknown dried fruits such as almonds and walnuts, fried grains sprinkled with spices, and corn mixed with sesame oil, all of which were favorite foods of birds.
In addition, there were many fresh fruits, such as apricots, plums, pears, and peaches. In addition to these fruits she had seen, there were some that looked familiar but had never been seen before, such as the Artemisia selengensis. The common Artemisia selengensis was obviously small and sour, but the Artemisia selengensis here was large, plump and round, and there were several types, yellow and soft, deep red and crisp, large and sweet, and so on, with different flavors.
For example, the yellow long banana, there was no banana seed in it, only a mouth full of soft and sweet. There was a kind of red berry, dotted on the cream cake, and it tasted as sweet as honey. There was also the originally bitter desert water melon, which was not only several circles larger, but also full of red flesh when cut open, and the taste was also moist and juicy, sweet and delicious.
The mechanical man Jin Yaoer introduced at the right time: "What you tasted just now were 'bananas', 'strawberries' and 'watermelons'. Please try 'pineapples', 'dragon fruits' and 'hamamelis'. These are polyploid exotic fruits that have been cultivated for hundreds of years. They are only produced in the Jinling Sect's intelligent hydroponic farm. Although they are not spiritual fruits, they taste excellent."
The drinks provided by Genting Palace are not the yellow wheat juice and clear spirits at wild parties, but various milk teas, milkshakes, fruit wine, and fruit juices. They are soft in the mouth and have a mellow fragrance. They do not taste like alcohol, but they taste good. Too much will make you tipsy.
What’s more distinctive is that there are roasted cicada pupae, bee pupae, bamboo worms, fried golden cicadas, grasshoppers, dragon lice and other insect feasts on the jade table. The sisters in Caiyunfeng regard them as snacks and keep picking up a bunch of them. Two of them were thrown into the mouth and chewed until they were crunchy.
He Lingyun also paid special attention to the pastry meals provided by Yunding Tiangong. He heard from the manager Jin Yao'er that there were walnut cakes, jelly, hazelnut chocolate, flower cakes, mille-feuille cakes, etc., but there was no egg yolk pie.
When asked why there is no egg yolk pie, Jin Yaoer also specifically emphasized that the selection of meals in heaven and earth is very professional and strict, and will never provide food that causes any discomfort to guests. In addition, she also reminded He Lingyun that there were actually no eggs in the ingredients of the egg yolk pie, just like there was no wife in the wife cake, and there was no husband and wife in the couple's lung slices.
If she hadn't known that heaven and earth were a devil's cave, He Lingyun would have been unable to control her intoxication and linger there. She could only brace herself to resist the erosion of the gentle land and restrain the urge to enjoy herself.
"Hey, isn't this Senior Sister He?" A junior sister saw He Lingyun and said in surprise: "You didn't come here specifically to take us back, right?"
This sentence attracted the attention of all the birds in the hall. For a moment, He Lingyun became the focus. All the bird nuns stopped their movements and looked at her.
"No, it's not!"
He Lingyun quickly shook his head and said: "I was rude. I jumped to conclusions without knowing the truth, and I also pointed fingers at all the fellow apprentices. After experiencing it myself today, I realized that there is no evil in this place, but it is a place to rest and relax."
She tried her best to pretend to be ashamed and bowed to all the birds in the hall to apologize: "If Ling Yun has done anything wrong before and made the sisters unhappy, please forgive me."
"It's okay, it seems to be a misunderstanding."
"Sure enough, Sister He is different from Sister Luan, so I said she is not that kind of bird."
"I knew that as long as Sister He came here in person, she would change her mind."
"Although I was really angry just now, Sister He apologized, so Xiao Ya'er will forgive you."
"Let's play together, Sister He..."
The birds have a brilliant nature, and there are not many complicated thoughts of humans. Seeing that she was willing to admit her mistakes and apologize, they all accepted her with smiles on their faces and pulled her into the flock to taste the food and play happily together.
He Lingyun had extremely complicated emotions. He was moved by these innocent and kind-hearted junior sisters, but he was also unable to reveal Wen Rui's sinister intentions to them. He had to watch them being deceived more deeply and sinking into the mire, feeling pain and self-blame.
…
At the end of the song, He Lingyun accompanied his fellow apprentices and sisters to have some fun in the Yunding Tiangong, and then went to experience the full set of Mashaji Spa in Yaochi Bath City. Then he excused himself to say goodbye and walked out of the heaven and earth.
After walking out of the gate of heaven and earth, she did not fly back to Lishan Immortal Sect, but walked to the Jinling Sect cave nearby.
At the entrance of Jinlingzong's cave, a light grid swept over He Lingyun, and a male voice came from somewhere: "Fairy He is here, and I am not welcome from afar. Don't be surprised, don't be surprised. I am Jarvis, the spiritual steward of Jinlingzong. I heard that the sect master is busy with general affairs and cannot greet him in person. Guest, I will receive the fairy."
He Lingyun didn't expect that this time when he came to Jinling Sect, Wen Rui wouldn't greet him personally like last time. He was also stunned and didn't know how to answer the butler who called himself Jarvis.
Seeing that she was silent, the stiff male voice continued: "Why did Fairy He come to Jinling Sect here? If you want to buy our products, please enter the elevator, and I will guide the fairy to the self-service shopping hall."
He Lingyun quickly shook his head.
"If you want to give away feathers, blood, minions, bird eggs, or provide body organ tissue samples in exchange for spiritual stones, please enter the elevator, and I will guide the fairy to the sample collection station. Friendly reminder: In today's purchase list, bird egg samples have the highest price. "
Hearing the word "bird egg", He Lingyun blushed and shook his head vigorously.
"Can I just go in and take a look?" she asked tentatively.
He Lingyun had quietly used the Earth Escape Technique before to try to sneak into the Jinling Sect's underground palace. Unsurprisingly, the defensive arrays set up under the ground were countless times tighter than those in heaven and earth, not to mention she was just a Jindan monk. , even if the immortal comes, he may not be able to sneak in without triggering the alarm.
The mechanical voice said coldly: "Dear guest, I am very sorry. Due to safety and confidentiality considerations, this sect is not open to the public. Only specific floors will be opened after the purpose of the visitors has been confirmed."
He Lingyun bit his lip and said resolutely: "Okay then, can I see Senior Brother Wen Ruiwen?"
The mechanical voice paused and said: "The visitor's request exceeds the authority of the functional housekeeper. Please wait and transfer to manual service."
After saying that, there was silence. After a while, a light screen suddenly opened above the door of Jinlingzong's cave, and Wen Rui's big face with disheveled hair and wine stains on the corners of his mouth appeared on the screen.
His eyes met He Lingyun, who had an uneasy look on his face. His expression was quite confused, and he frowned and said, "Who is she? Jarvis, please remind me, oh, Junior Sister He."
Then, Wen Rui showed a look of realization: "Is it about renting the Demon Guard Sword?"
He waved his hands impatiently at He Lingyun, as if chasing a chicken: "Tsk, it's only been a short time, why are you in such a hurry! You can't pick up the sword until you reach the Return to Void realm, right? Go back and check the rental agreement. According to the agreement, I will not return it in advance. Go, go, go..."
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