My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 307: Speak of the God and the God will appear
The calamity clouds gradually dissipated, the sky became bright, the clouds were a thousand feet high, the auspicious smoke was fragrant, and the auspicious air was dense.
Wen Rui rubbed his hands, thinking about taking his junior sister to a secluded place, for the purpose of scientific research, to study the difference between the touch of an immortal body and a mortal body.
Before he could put it into practice, the fairies who were watching from afar at the gate of Tianshang Renjian flew over without any sense of propriety.
Dozens of colorful fairies surrounded Wen Rui and He Lingyun.
"Congratulations to this sister for completing her merits and virtues, achieving the right result, and safely passing the thunder calamity, and ascending to heaven soon."
Wen Rui actually recognized the fairy who led the way. It was the Seventh Fairy in purple colorful feather clothes.
Wen Rui had checked the customer information and knew that her fairy name was Yuqiao Fairy.
This fairy was an old customer of Tianshang Renjian. I don’t know if it was because she was young or she loved taking a bath. She came to Tianshang Renjian to consume at least dozens of times a year.
According to the life rhythm and time concept of immortals, bathing dozens of times a year is equivalent to bathing dozens of times a day for mortals.
Fairy Yuqiao glanced at Wen Rui, revealing a trace of disgust, and continued to say to Fairy Lingyun with a pleasant face: "Sister, I just watched you cross the tribulation and saw that you are smart and intelligent, and your character is noble. I believe that the Heavenly Court will soon summon you to ascend to heaven and be conferred. In the future, we will practice together in the Heavenly Court, and we must take care of each other, so I specially led a group of sisters to visit."
He Lingyun returned the greeting gracefully, and said magnanimously: "Thank you fairies for your kindness. I am also willing to make more friends with you sisters, but I have no ambition to ascend to heaven. I just want to stay in the mortal world and share my worries for my senior brother."
"Sister, don't be silly. Now that you have become an immortal, you can't live like a fairy. The life level is many times higher than that of mortals. How can you miss a great future just because of a mere mortal affair? ?”
Fairy Yuqiao kindly advised: "Sister, I kindly advise you to cut it off as soon as possible. Many fairy sisters are like this. This is the so-called 'the first sword in heaven, kill the person you like first'."
As if to strengthen her persuasion, she also cited an example: "Sister Chang'e, the Fairy of Guanghan, is our role model. Don't be trapped by love, causing your pearl to be covered in dust, the world of mortals to suffer, and all your destiny to be immortal."
Wen Rui stood aside and was surrounded by a group of little fairies with disdainful eyes. After hearing the words of the seven fairies, evil fire surged in his heart.
However, considering that these stupid girls are all the culprits of their own club, and they consume countless amounts of fairy jade every year, they can only endure this bad breath.
What else can be done?
Scold them or beat them?
If they cried and hurt, they wouldn't run back to heaven to complain. But they would lose so many customers in vain, and it would have a negative impact on the reputation of heaven and earth, which would be a loss of money.
No one would mess with Xianyu. Wen Rui looked at her mouth with his nose and his heart with his mouth, like a wooden stake, without any reaction.
Of course, although he looked dull and sluggish, he couldn't help but complain in his heart.
Wen Rui thought that the Seven Fairies were really talking without any pain in their waists. If it weren't for the construction of heaven and earth to change her bad habit of taking wild baths, she would have fallen in love with mortals sooner or later.
He Lingyun looked unhappy and his voice became cold: "Everyone has their own aspirations. Besides, I was born in the demon clan, not a human. Please take care of your own business, fairy sister."
"Sister, although you are of humble origin, you can't let yourself fall." The seventh fairy, Fairy Yuqiao, still advised with regret: "Although the demon fairy is a little humble, it is also a fairy. It is nobler than humans. You must have confidence in yourself..."
The seventh fairy is not a mortal being who cultivates and transcends tribulations to become a fairy, but a pure celestial being of the "Jade" flag, born in heaven.
Now she has not experienced love with Dong Yong, and she probably won't have the chance in the future, so her concept is completely stuck in the stage of "the difference between immortals and mortals", and she looks down on the lower beings in her bones.
"Fairy Yuqiao, stop trying to persuade me. Fairies are just fairies. They don't know how to be humble and can't be on the stage."
"That's right. That's why many fairies, even if they are lucky enough to be summoned by the Heavenly Court, only serve as fairy deer, cranes, and celestial horses in the imperial garden. It's better to respect the fate of others and let go of the desire to help others."
"This silly girl, Fairy Yuqiao, a noble of the Heavenly Court, has humbled herself to make friends with her, but she doesn't know how to be grateful. She has lost the opportunity in vain."
...
The fairies who came with the seven fairies also talked about it in a weird way.
In fact, the quality of the fairies in the Heavenly Court is just so-so. Their character and level of understanding are not much higher just because they are fairies.
The fairies are also quite snobbish.
In later generations, Sun Wukong was ridiculed by several fairies who were ordered to pick peaches. They laughed at him for being a monkey in a human costume and exposed the truth that the title of "Great Sage Equal to Heaven" was actually a monkey show. He was so angry that he simply rebelled against the Heavenly Court again.
In terms of real ability, Sun Wukong used a body-fixing technique to freeze the seven fairies in place.
If it weren't for the reproductive isolation between species, he would have looked down on the fairies who looked like hairless monkeys, and it would not have been difficult for him to make them give birth to monkeys on the spot.
But these fairies, who had no skills and no real ability, dared to mock them openly, fully showing their arrogance and ignorance.
He Lingyun's face was slightly cold, and his eyes were faintly murderous when he looked at them.
Wen Rui had no doubt that He Lingyun, who had just passed the tribulation and became an immortal, could easily overturn all the old-fashioned fairies present and beat them to tears.
He Lingyun was no longer the rookie he was back then. As a secretary beside Wen Rui, he became cunning because of the bad company he kept.
She tried to manage her expression and said calmly: "Sorry, people with different beliefs cannot work together. Fairy sisters, I have just passed the tribulation and need to retreat to stabilize my state. I appreciate your kindness, but I am sorry that I cannot accompany you. Please return to heaven and earth and continue to enjoy the pleasure of bathing suits."
"Silly sister, you have been deceived by this man. I don't know what kind of magic potion he has given you. You are so obsessed and stubborn."
The seventh fairy frowned and shook her head slowly, saying: "Men's mouths are deceiving ghosts. I don't think he is a good person. He looks like a scumbag. Maybe he has a lover outside and the child may have been born, but you are kept in the dark. The appearance of a fairy has been defiled by pigs and dogs. It's too sad."
Wen Rui's forehead was bulging with veins, and he thought to himself that you are really good at judging people!
It is said that lies do not hurt people, and the truth is like a sharp knife. Wen Rui, who had a guilty conscience, almost couldn't hold back, and with a big blow of his left hand, he slapped the Seven Fairies out of the Lishan Mountains.
"Well, that's enough. Didn't you see the notice at the entrance of Tianshang Renjian?"
Wen Rui had to speak: "It is clearly stated on the notice that the Jinling Xianzong next door to Tianshang Renjian is a private territory, and tourists are not allowed to enter? Please leave quickly, and the master will not pursue the crime of trespassing into the forbidden area."
"Private territory?" The Seven Fairies rolled their eyes at him and said proudly: "Everything under the sky is under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court. What right do you have to occupy the land privately? I can go wherever I want, and no one dares to stop me!"
The veins on Wen Rui's forehead jumped, and he thought that there is a road to heaven, but you don't take it, and there is no door to hell. Today, even if the king of heaven comes, he can't save you!
Just as Wen Rui was about to raise his left hand and swung a banana leaf-shaped fan, a thunderclap suddenly sounded in the sky, a golden door opened, and auspicious clouds gathered into a staircase.
A large group of people filed out of the Heavenly Gate in an orderly manner. The heavenly soldiers and generals held flags, umbrellas, pearl banners, and phoenix feather fans, marched in a line, and slowly descended from the clouds from the Heavenly Staircase, heading straight for the Jinling Immortal Sect.
The general who walked at the front of the team, leading the heavenly soldiers and generals holding high the ceremonial instruments, was actually an old acquaintance of Wen Rui, the Heavenly King Laozi, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing.
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