My brother is so cunning.

Li Jing, the king of pagodas, is a meritorious deity who relies on his power.

He was a god based on his father's merit and merit, but his cultivation before becoming a god was a mess.

After becoming a god, he couldn't even beat his own son, and was almost killed by his rebellious son Nezha in revenge for his "father's kindness and son's filial piety".

Only after obtaining this exquisite pagoda, a supreme treasure of acquired merits, did he have the ability to stand shoulder to shoulder with all the gods and Buddhas.

The magic weapon can indeed smooth out the gap in cultivation, but if the gap is too big, it is not invincible.

For example, Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, possesses the great magical power of Qiankun in his sleeve at the quasi-sage level. He can collect any magic weapon and magical power offered by the opponent with a wave of his hand.

Lishan Old Mother Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian is at the peak of her power. Among the gods and Buddhas of the three realms, she is an expert at the top of the pyramid of cultivation.

If what Li Jing had obtained was a top-notch innate treasure, Mother Lishan might not have won it so easily.

After all, the treasure of acquired merit and virtue is at a different level, and Li Jing's foundation is too poor. As a result, he couldn't react, and the magic weapon changed hands.

Without the pagoda, the Pagoda King really has nothing to show for except closing the door and letting Nezha go.

Li Jing had a look of astonishment on his face, and then saw the old woman's face clearly, and said with numbness: "Holy Mother, the little king is just fulfilling the Jade Emperor's order, why did he alarm you?"

"Ignorant junior, you ruined my property and bullied my children and grandchildren. Where did you get the courage?"

Old Mother Lishan fiddled with the exquisite pagoda and said: "You get a treasure, and you think your abilities are boundless? Do you, a meritorious deity who rose to prominence in the Great Tribulation of the Gods, not know what hundreds of millions of years of Taoism mean?" "

Li Jing was immediately dumbfounded. Before he became a god, he was not even a practitioner and had almost zero experience in fighting with real skills.

After becoming a god, when you encounter a strong enemy, you will either sacrifice the pagoda or close the door to let Nezha go.

The reason why Nezha is always with him every time he goes into battle is because he has insufficient cultivation. Even if he has the blessing of a priest, he will easily show his timidity when someone gets close to him.

Only then did he let his son be his personal bodyguard and gold medal fighter.

Li Jing's understanding of Taoism is obviously deviated from the normal cultivation of immortals.

He also knew that Daluo Jinxian was very powerful, but he didn't know that he was so powerful that he could ignore the protective mechanism of the treasure of merit and steal it easily.

Otherwise, even if you give him a few hundred courages, he wouldn't dare to come to Lishan to make trouble.

Those veteran immortals or immortals from Jiejiao who knew about Old Mother Lishan's abilities, even though they were officials in the same dynasty as him, would not be kind enough to tell the truth.

Gods like this kind of tune. If you understand, you understand. If you don't understand, you deserve to suffer losses.

"Holy Mother, it's all a misunderstanding! Xiao Wang is here with no ill intentions."

King Li Tian's expression changed, and he said cautiously: "On the order of the Jade Emperor, I respectfully invite Mr. Wen to go to heaven to receive the title. It just so happens that he will meet the lawless female fairy in heaven, so he fulfills his vocation and takes it back for interrogation."

Mother Lishan turned around and looked at the cowardly female fairies.

"Did I ask you to explain?"

Mother Lishan had kind eyes and a kind smile, but her words were extremely domineering: "You can only do three things now. Kneel down, admit your mistake, and get out."

"Mother, I am the God of law enforcement in heaven. I perform my duties and enforce the law normally. What's wrong with me? Don't force me to do this!"

King Li Tian immediately broke his guard. In front of all the fairies, he really couldn't afford to lose that god. He gritted his teeth and said, "If you are forced to admit your mistake in front of all the fairies who have committed crimes, where is the power of God and where is the face of heaven?"

"The power of Heaven?" Lishan's old mother smiled even more: "When the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are here, I can give them some sympathy. How dare a mere heavenly dog ​​come to Lishan to bark?"

In the eyes of Old Mother Lishan, a god like the King of Heaven is just like a dog.

Tianzun heard that Zhong was her junior, and when he saw her, he was of the same seniority as the teacher, so he would offer tea and salute.

Li Jing was scolded until his face was bruised and white. Even though he was filled with shame and anger, he could only hold it in since the pagoda he relied on had been confiscated.

Nezha, a middle school boy full of rebellious spirit, originally wanted to support his father and stood up to say something to the old woman, but Wen Rui stared at him with evil eyes.

Recalling the miserable situation when it was itchy and unbearable, and life was worse than death, it wisely chose to take a step back and remained calm.

Wen Rui was also trying to save it. Nezha's master, Taiyi Zhenren, was inevitably beaten by a blaster when he met Lishan's mother.

If it dares to explode its hair, even if it peels off a layer of lotus root skin, it will probably be slapped into lotus root powder.

"Xiao Wang was forced to admit his mistake, but he didn't know what the mistake was."

Li Jing was forced to have no choice but to see that the only son he could rely on had become a coward, so he had no choice but to say aggrievedly: "Even a saint has to be reasonable. If the Virgin Mother can tell you a reason, Xiao Wang will obey you and accept it." This is wrong."

"That's right, a saint also has to reason with you. I will reason with you."

Mother Lishan smiled even more: "You don't know, right? This Lishan area is a specially approved leisure zone for fairies. You can relax in this zone without worrying about the rules of heaven. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother They all used their seals on the approval document to approve this clause.”

Li Jing said in disbelief: "Why don't I know this? Why didn't I announce it to the public?"

Mother Lishan smiled and said, "It's just to prevent this clause from being abused."

Wen Rui wasted no time in standing up and explaining to Mrs. Li Shan: "Not publishing it to the public is to prevent the fairies from being too wild if they know about it. This clause is set as a hidden clause, which not only protects the rights and interests of customers, but also allows for better control." Casual scale.”

As the saying goes, "the closer you are to the darker things", Lishan Laomu, who tasted the sweetness of opening a shop, was also influenced by Wen Rui and became interested in business.

Making money is not bad.

Didn't Tathagata, who claims to be the most glorious and righteous in the Three Realms, allow his disciples to sell scriptures?

In order to prevent future generations from having no livelihood, as an elder, it is also right to worry about it.

To run a bath center business, of course, customers should be able to release stress to their heart's content. Lishan Laomu followed Wen Rui's instructions and joined forces with several Jiejiao goddesses to put pressure on Queen Mother, giving Lishan area great freedom.

In this way, there is no need to worry about nosy moralists coming to the door to talk nonsense, let alone the dogs and eagles of the heavenly court coming to the door to make trouble and disrupt the business.

The terms were obtained, but kept secret, in order to prevent some female immortals from treating Lishan as a special place and reveling without scruples.

If everyone knew that Lishan was a place where female fairies could play around, some male fairies with impure intentions would sneak into the territory of Lishan and try to get close to her.

Relaxation is relaxation, but if you relax too much, if you accidentally get a fairy, the club will be infamous and can't continue to operate.

In fact, there is a huge loophole in this clause.

Male fairies with ulterior motives can sneak into Lishan and use the clause as an excuse to trick female fairies into being irresponsible and indulgent.

But with the mother of Lishan in charge, it is not easy for male fairies who have not reached the level of Daluo Jinxian to sneak in.

Male fairies are not allowed to enter, and it is not just a slogan. It is backed by the mother of Lishan's millions of years of Taoism.

The Jinling Immortal Sect is a permanent resident of the Lishan Mountains. The male disciples of the sect are not among the banned ones and are not restricted by this ban.

In a sense, he and his apprentice Ao Lie are the only two male special service personnel in the leisure club.

If the female fairy customer really has certain needs and agrees on the price with them, she can really bypass the restrictions of the heavenly rules and indulge in happiness reasonably, legally and in compliance with regulations.