My brother is so cunning.

The secrets of the fairy boudoir that were overheard and secretly photographed by heaven and earth are combined with the past scenes captured by the time-traveling camera.

The dark history of the gods in heaven that Wen Rui has in his hands is too numerous to mention.

You won’t know it until you look at it, but you will be shocked at first glance. The surface of heaven is bright, and there are countless “unspeakable” things hidden in the shadows under the glitz and gold powder.

To be fair, it cannot be said that none of the gods in heaven are clean except for the two white jade dragon pillars standing outside the Nantian Gate.

It's not that dirty. There are many "hidden secrets and secrets" that can only be regarded as human nature when applied to mortals.

The bad thing is that Tian Tiao insists on demanding the gods based on the standard of moral perfection, and the lower the level of cultivation and the lower the rank of the immortal official, the stricter the requirements.

Isn't this difficult for immortals?

The Jade Emperor's buttocks were still stained with wet yellow mud, and the upper beam was not even straight, but the lower beam was still not crooked at all.

Then we can only have policies from above and countermeasures from below. As long as we don't get caught and cover up well enough, all the immortals will be good and law-abiding.

In particular, the Jade Emperor's most taboo area of ​​touching the human heart can be said to be an area with a high incidence of cases. Even if not all low-level immortals have adulterous affairs, it is very common for them to have a crush on each other and play ambiguous roles.

It is not difficult to find the handle between Lu Bi and Zhao Jie. Lu Bi also has Bai Yueguang.

The female immortal was his fellow disciple in the mortal world. The two fell in love with each other and became Taoist lovers, and they have been in love for hundreds of years.

The two also made a promise to stay together for a thousand years, and even if they die and reincarnate, they will be husband and wife again in the next life.

However, Lu Bi accidentally achieved his meritorious deeds and became an immortal. He was also recognized by the heaven and given an official position because of his special talent in weapon refining.

As a result, the pair were separated forever.

However, his Taoist companion refused to give up, and worked hard to practice and advance continuously. With all his efforts, he also soared to the top, and was also recruited and granted a title by the Heavenly Court.

I thought I could renew my relationship in heaven, but I never expected that Tian Tiao would not allow it.

For immortals who were already Taoist couples before their ascension, heaven does not absolutely prohibit them from continuing their relationship, but they must obtain special approval from the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

For example, the couple Hongluan Xingjun and Longde Xingjun received special approval from the Queen Mother to fly together in the heaven.

There are only a few couples or couples who can get special approval. Unless they have reached a certain official position, have made meritorious deeds, or have an unusual relationship with the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, they can be treated with extraneous mercy.

For example, Princess Hongluan Xingjun Longji was the biological daughter of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. She and her consort Hong Jin were responsible for dying in battle in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, so they received special approval.

Lu Bi and his Taoist companions were nameless little immortals. How could He De be able to get into the eyes of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother? Even if they applied for special approval, they would not be sent to the Jade Emperor for how many years.

As a result, the two people, who couldn't bear the pain of lovesickness, quietly became an underground couple.

In heaven, I don't dare to harmonize yin and yang, but I still meet privately during rare holidays, finding a lonely corner to talk to each other.

As for Zhao Jie, he is full of muscles, has a rustic appearance, is rough and strong, and although he is not favored by any fairies, he has developed some super-friendship and brotherhood with a man.

Diversification was practiced thousands of years in advance.

Of course, things like Longyang Zhixing have actually existed since ancient times, and are not some eccentric hobbies that only appeared in later generations.

As a modern time traveler, Wen Rui can understand and respect this.

But in an environment like the Heavenly Court, this is truly treacherous to the extreme. Once exposed, there will be no burial place.

Once the clues in Wen Rui's hands are taken out, it will basically be two lives in one case. He has a firm hold on the lives of the three eunuchs. Even if they don't think about themselves, they have to think about whether it will harm them most. That person.

After a little intimidation, the three immortals knelt tremblingly at the feet of Emperor Wen, and obediently stated that from now on, they would only obey the emperor's lead.

Lu Bi and Zhao Jie also took the initiative to inform them that Taibai Jinxing had found them in advance and conveyed the Jade Emperor's secret decree.

As Wen Rui expected, these immortals were the Jade Emperor's spies who stayed by his side. Not only did they receive secret orders to violate him, they also secretly recorded their mistakes and reported them regularly.

"Don't worry, you are all mine in name and in fact!"

Wen Rui said to several people: "You should just take the Jade Emperor's words as farts. Even if the Jade Emperor punishes you, I will not be able to get around you. I will do my best to protect you."

The three supervisors looked at each other and seemed to have figured something out. They kowtowed repeatedly and said in unison: "I don't dare to have second thoughts in my humble position. From now on, I will only follow the emperor's orders!"

"Okay, stand up, don't kneel!"

Wen Rui looked upright and said with full force: "When I go to heaven, I will only do three things. Corruption, corruption, or f*ck corruption. Even if I have to stand still, I will still steal the money!"

The three supervisors stood up with strange expressions. They didn't understand what Wen Rui was doing, being so blatant and not afraid of being punished by God.

"As long as it doesn't hinder the corruption of this emperor, you can do whatever you like, whatever you want to do, you can do whatever you want, it doesn't matter if you kill someone, just send them to the lower world, and I will raise your children for you!"

Wen Rui patted his chest confidently and promised: "But one thing is, you are not allowed to be greedy! Because it is all my money, my money!"

This is actually a kind of double-standard behavior of not allowing the lower beam to be crooked even if the upper beam is not straight. It is no different in essence from the Jade Emperor hugging the Queen Mother and coveting Chang'e while prohibiting the low-level immortals from being jealous.

Fortunately, there were no places for consumption in the heavenly court. The officials of all sizes were greedy for some wealth and goods. At most, they would go to the private ghost market to exchange for some elixirs to improve their cultivation, hoping to improve their realm as soon as possible, and then their official ranks would also be improved.

The ultimate goal of the little immortals improving their cultivation and then their official ranks was that the officials would be less restricted by the heavenly rules, so that they would not be trembling all day long, fearing that they would be demoted to the mortal world for stepping on thunder and breaking the rules.

They did not dream of achieving the realm of Daluo Jinxian one day and ascending to the throne of the Jade Emperor in one step.

Wen Rui promised to exchange freedom for integrity and protect his subordinates from wind and rain, which was a good exchange condition.

It was so difficult to advance. Even if you were greedy to death every day and took countless elixirs, it would take hundreds or thousands of years to make progress.

Even if you advance from a celestial immortal to a true immortal, you are still an ant cannon fodder. Breaking a glass cup may anger the Jade Emperor and be demoted to the mortal world to suffer.

By being loyal to Emperor Wen, you can be like the star gods of Doubu. Even if you make trouble, the Jade Emperor has to endure it and has no way to deal with you. Isn't this more free than being a real immortal?

In addition to the three supervisors, a group of immortal officials, the immortal craftsmen and weavers of the three supervisors also have countless handles in Wen Rui's hands, and they are very receptive to the conditions proposed by Emperor Wen.

The low-level immortals don't have any grand ambitions. They are satisfied to live a more relaxed and comfortable life in the heavenly court and have more happiness.

In this way, the three supervisors of Tianyi, Tiangong and Tianjian were secretly conquered by Wen Rui and were completely controlled by him.