My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 443: Strategic hair pulling game
Demon King Peng and King Yu are both at the top of the pyramid among the demon clan. In this corner where no one pays attention, the two engage in a battle for the pinnacle of the demon clan.
I wonder how the myths and legends of later generations will turn this battle into a shocking and earth-shattering battle, with the sky and earth changing colors and turbulence, but the truth is that the fight was very ugly from beginning to end.
At first, the weapons swinging at each other looked good, but they couldn't break the opponent's defense. No matter how fancy it was, it was no different from standing face to face with one person and one stick tickling each other.
After that, they dug holes and set up traps to engage in tactical fraud to deceive and sneak attacks. Young people who did not follow martial ethics bullied the tens of thousands of years old monsters.
The current war situation has progressed to the stage of Cold War confrontation in which each other is strangled, pulled by their hair, spitting, and cursed.
The key to victory at this stage is no longer which side is stronger. Psychological warfare and strategic bluffing are the top priority.
The Peng Demon King has taken the lead in taking action, targeting the weakness of the Yu Tao King. The longevity monkey clan and the ancient alien Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle are not at the same level at all. Before Sun Wukong erased the book of life and death, the lifespan of ordinary monkeys was not as high as that of the human race.
Take the golden monkey as an example. The maximum lifespan of a wild golden monkey is 30 years, and the average lifespan is only 16 to 18 years, which is less than half of that of a mortal.
The lifespan extended by the improvement of the realm of the demon monkeys who are successful in cultivation is far less than that of the human race who are cultivating immortals.
For example, Sun Wukong, even if he has mastered the seventy-two magical powers from the ancestor Bodhi, and his physical cultivation level is equivalent to that of a true immortal, his life span will come to an end in just a dozen years, and his soul will be seduced by the seducer from the underworld.
If he hadn't used his superior skills to change his destiny and make a big fuss in the underworld and smear the book of life and death, five hundred years later when the Journey to the West would officially begin, the grass on the graves would have grown into virgin forests.
Therefore, King Yu's paranoid obsession with prolonging his life span is very suitable for his identity as a monkey demon. Even if he does any disgusting things for this reason, Demon King Peng will not be suspicious.
In terms of lifespan, the Peng Demon King has an absolute psychological advantage, and he does not believe that the opponent will threaten him forever.
What's more, Demon King Peng has brothers, Lingya Fairy and Qiushou Fairy, who are not currently stationed in Shituo Kingdom, but they always take advantage of the Bodhisattva's unpreparedness and sneak to Shituoling every few years to give themselves a holiday.
When the two powerful brothers arrive, there will always be a way to violently dismantle the monkey pendant on his body.
"Monkey, it's pointless for you to stalk and wallow around. You'll only disgust me for a few years at most. I advise you to recognize the situation, stop resisting, and return the fairy. I can consider sparing your life and putting a golden hoop on you. A ban, obey my orders."
Demon King Peng confidently threatened: "If not, when my two elder brothers come back, they will crush you to ashes and send your soul to the hell realm for eternity. Not only that, but I will also kill you in your lair and kill you." The monkeys have been driven to extinction!"
"Ehehehe~~Oh hehehe~~"
A monkey's weird, mean-sounding laugh came from the turtle shell: "It's so scary, you want to kill my monkey grandson! You reminded me, and then I remembered that my prodigal mother-in-law and useless bastard son Are you and the loyal old slave still in your Demon Kingdom palace?"
When Demon King Peng heard him talking about the three monkeys who came with him, he was also frightened, secretly thinking that something was wrong.
"I have never seen your two eldest brothers, so I don't know what their abilities are. Your younger brothers are all useless snacks, and they are not as good as my useless son who looks like a little nose!"
The monkey said proudly: "I don't know when your two eldest brothers will come back. The monkey mother and monkey cub I brought have already made an appointment with me. If I can't come back for a day and a night, they will make a big fuss in the lion and camel kingdom and destroy you." The tens of thousands of demon soldiers that you worked so hard to gather were all killed! Can your useless subordinates stop them?"
"Ah this..."
The Peng Demon King suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. He had fought against the orangutan and the dwarf marmoset, and he knew how powerful those two monkeys were. Although they were not his opponents, they were not ordinary people. More than enough.
The population of the demon clan has been declining year by year, and there are few demons. Most of the demon clan have joined the demon alliance and lived a stable life. The tens of thousands of demons gathered by the Lion and Camel Kingdom have really taken a lot of effort from the Peng Demon King, and he does not know how to use it. How many years did it take to accumulate it.
These monsters are the foundation for establishing a dynasty of mortal monsters in the future. If they are exterminated and the Peng Demon King becomes a mere commander, how can he rule the world?
No matter how strong one's personal force is, what's the use? A cruel and unscrupulous tyrant cannot rule the world legitimately.
Wouldn't his dream of the Demon Emperor be shattered?
Since there are no demons at his disposal, Demon King Peng can only imitate the demon queen Daji and transform into a beautiful woman to sneak into the mortal palace, charm and control the mortal emperor, and steal Li Daitaojiang.
But, is it worth it?
He is the most evil demon of his generation, a fighting demon among monsters, and the god-uncle of the Tathagata. He pretends to be a woman and usurps power in the world. Even if he sits on the supreme throne in the world, he is destined to be infamy for thousands of years and become the biggest laughing stock in the three worlds.
In just a short moment, countless thoughts swirled in Demon King Peng's mind, and the more he thought about it, the more his head hurt.
"They're just a bunch of trash, so what if we kill them all?"
Although he was panicking in his heart, Demon King Peng refused to give in, and said cruelly and decisively: "Monsters are inexhaustible. Once one dies, a new one will grow up soon. As long as an invincible monster like me can Raise the flag and we’ll recruit another group soon!”
"You, on the other hand, can't shrink for a while. I just lost a bunch of trash, but you will end up never being reborn! I can definitely bear such a loss, but what about you?"
The last sentence was said by the Demon King Peng with gnashing teeth, as if he had really made up his mind to exchange the lives of tens of thousands of little demons for his monkey life.
"Okay, okay, you are worthy of being a great hero of the demon clan. You abandon your subordinates like discarding old shoes."
The monkey's resolute and fierce words came out from the tortoise shell: "You don't care if you haven't felt the pain, right? I just want you to know that wearing my ointment monkey pendant is not just inconvenient to move!"
As soon as the threatening words were finished, the Demon King Peng felt unbearable pain all over his body. The severe pain from the soul could not be endured by the strong body. He just wanted to roll on the ground.
With a silver lump weighing tens of thousands of tons hanging on his chest, the Demon King Peng could not roll even if he wanted to. He could only swing back and forth like a tumbler.
He was very familiar with this kind of pain. It was the feeling of being pricked by the invisible soul stings on the two fairies' clothes when he tried to reach out his claws to them before.
"Feel the pain! Think about the pain! Accept the pain! Understand the pain! How many floors can a bag of rice carry? How many years can you bear this level of soul pain?"
The monkey in the tortoise shell declared loudly in a strange tone, as if he was a high god, spreading endless pain to mortals.
After fighting with the Peng Demon King for so long, the two fairies in the secret realm had already entered the bath naked, and Jarvis successfully stole the two red and yellow Xiayi they took off.
In order to break the deadlock, Wen Rui didn't care about his image, took the two original Xiayi out of the secret realm, and put them on the human pig body huddled in the tortoise shell.
This behavior seems a bit perverted, but it is actually a famous scene of crazy battle of wits between top strategists.
As long as they can win, real strategists don't care whether they wear women's clothes or not, just like Sima Yi received women's clothes sent by Zhuge Liang, mocking him for being cowardly, but he put them on and showed off in public.
One piece of Xiayi can deter the most lustful demon in the world, and the severe pain in the soul caused by two pieces is really not a torture that ordinary demons can bear.
Peng Demon King has lived for tens of thousands of years, and he has never felt like this moment, feeling that living is too uncomfortable and just wants to die.
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