My brother is so cunning.

Patting the cow's head, which was still confused, Wen Ruishi walked past it calmly.

The three fairies following Wen Rui also drifted past Niu Niu, leaving only a wisp of fragrant wind and a touch of love.

Qing Niu blinked his eyes and looked back at Wen Rui's back. An imperceptible hint of envy flashed through his calm and unconcerned eyes.

This is how a great god should be born!

Niu Niu felt that his life was in vain. He was chewing spiritual grass and elixirs. Niu Niu had been lonely for tens of thousands of years.

Look at people, one sentence can make a top fairy take off her clothes on the spot, how majestic and domineering she is.

But I searched all over heaven and could not find a heifer.

…

Stepping into the Eight Views Palace, unlike the splendor outside, the interior of the palace is minimally decorated. The huge hall is empty, with only a table, a chair, a bed and a futon.

The Bajing Palace is the residence of Taishang Laojun, and the Tushita Palace next door is his alchemy room and elixir storehouse.

There is a huge Tai Chi Bagua diagram printed on the ground in the center of the hall. An old man with a white head and beard is sitting in the Tai Chi array with his back to Wen Rui.

Wen Rui stepped forward, bowed respectfully, and said, "Disciple, please see your great uncle, Grand Master."

The old man slowly floated up, stood upright, and turned around.

This old man was dressed as a Taoist priest, with coarse linen clothes. He had no immortal appearance. He just looked like an ordinary old man. He could not sense any fairy spirit from him, or even sense his existence at all.

As soon as the old man saw Wen Rui, he shook his head: "You evildoer, as a direct disciple of the three religions, you can be despicable, but how can you be so despicable? You openly molested my Qingniu in the Bajing Palace. Since the beginning of Pangu, you It's the first one."

Wen Rui was thick-skinned and the saint reprimanded him in person, but he just smiled and said nothing.

Princess Long Ji was so ashamed that she raised her sleeves to cover her face and hid behind her two sisters.

"Uncle Taishi has taught you the right lesson. If you realize that you are wrong, you will definitely change it next time."

After a casual remark, Wen Rui began to quibble: "Actually, it's not a big deal. If the heart is pure, there is no need to be afraid of being disturbed by color. This disciple also competes with Senior Niu to learn about the cultivation of his mind and test his Taoist heart."

The old Taoist priest sighed and said: "You are an evil obstacle. That beast is worse than you. You have been practicing with me for thousands of years in vain. Alas..."

"No!" Wen Rui said, "If it were me, all the fairies in heaven would take off their clothes and line up around me. I wouldn't even care."

"Tired of watching, aren't you?"

"Eh? How did you know... The disciple's mind has been tempered for a long time, and he has seen through the form of form and realized the form of emptiness."

Laojun's casual words almost scared Wenrui to death. He never expected that his little hobby could not be hidden from the sage's discernment.

I didn't expect that the saint would spy on me. Chi Guoguo invaded my privacy!

"Ahem, you are indeed the grand master's uncle. He has already understood everything. That saves the disciples from wasting their breath."

Even if he was exposed in person, Wen Rui remained calm and his heart didn't beat. He took a second look to see what was wrong. Isn't it for scientific research, to find out how the physiological structure of fairies is different from that of witches?

"Disciple will not go into details about the cause and effect of the matter. Grand Master is a merciful elder. He will never let a junior suffer without saving him."

Wen Rui was not polite and did not care about the respect of the other party as a saint. He said: "If you know some secrets, you might as well give some guidance to the disciples."

At this point, Wen Rui turned to look at the three cautious fairies, pointed at them and said, "If they are really innocent and involved in some catastrophe, you, old man, can save them from the sea of ​​misery with just a raise of your finger."

While saying this, Wen Rui winked at several fairies.

Fairy Jiangyun was the first to react, and she quickly pulled Fairy Yueying to kneel down in front of the old man, and begged: "Taoist Sanqing, please help our sisters. As you can see, in order to save our sisters, we will not hesitate to do anything." Serving the devil, you can give up your dignity and self-esteem, and you will die without regrets."

Lao Jun frowned slightly, glared at Wen Rui, raised his hand to help, and an invisible force gently lifted the two pitiful fairies who were kneeling on the ground.

"You little evil obstacle, you are just posing a problem for me! It doesn't matter, you are destined to be able to enter my door..."

Princess Longji, Fairy Jiangyun and Fairy Yueying were overjoyed and thanked them repeatedly. If the saint is willing to help, what problems in the world can't be solved?

The way Princess Long Ji looked at Wen Rui also changed. She still didn't understand how Wen Rui could persuade Taishang Laojun to take action.

From the outside, it's just forcing yourself to take off your clothes.

If it were said that the Supreme Lord, a saint, would be deceived by the appearance of a mere fairy, so he happily agreed to help, Princess Longji herself would not believe it.

How did she know how complicated Wen Rui's calculation was.

Forcing her to take off her clothes was just a chance. Wen Rui didn't even know whether it would succeed.

If Princess Long Ji refuses to obey the order on a whim, then according to the terms of the agreement, Wen Rui can cut off the bad relationship and withdraw without any hesitation, no longer meddling in their business.

If Laojun takes off his clothes and hugs Niu Niu and doesn't stop him, then the next step is to attack Niu Niu. Whether it's threatening by exposing the photos or seducing him, in short, he must make him a strong man.

The three fairies correspond to one bull and two medicine boys, one to one.

The third situation is to force Taishang Laojun to come out. As long as he says a word, it will be considered a fate. The fate of gods must be resolved, and it is impossible to ignore this matter.

As for whether Laojun would speak out to stop it and then intervene in the matter, Wenrui believed that the possibility was far higher than turning a deaf ear or turning a blind eye.

After all, saints have the best reputation. If the situation is allowed to develop, scandals such as Taishang Laojun's Niu Niu and the Jade Emperor's daughter have to be told will spread in the future under the operation of some evil person.

Even if he jumped into the Milky Way, he wouldn't be able to escape, and he would still be laughed to death by his junior brothers.

Even if Laojun is a master of Bagua, he can predict the future and figure out Wenrui's evil thoughts in advance, which is difficult to prevent.

Rounding it all off, the fairy’s plan of hugging the cow is equivalent to a conspiracy.

"However, all conditions are mysterious and mysterious. All kinds of tribulations are caused by the original intention. Destiny dictates it. The secret of heaven is elusive, so I cannot interfere too much."

When the conversation changed, the old Taoist priest shook his head and said: "Giving you a few Nine-turn Golden Pills that I have refined by myself is the greatest help I can provide."

As he spoke, Lao Jun raised his hand, and three elixirs filled with dense purple energy suddenly appeared in his palm. Just by looking at their appearance, one could tell that these three elixirs were the top elixirs.

The kind where the white bones can grow flesh and resurrect themselves after eating them, and the kind where mortals can become immortals immediately after eating them.

Such a top-quality elixir, even if taken by the Golden Immortal, will be of great benefit to one's cultivation and save ten thousand years of detours. However, the three fairies looked disappointed. Seeing that the top-quality elixir was placed in front of them, no one came forward. Take it.

"No, are you so stingy?"

Wen Rui was on the sidelines and muttered in a disgraceful manner: "Look at this, it doesn't seem like I have any share in it?"

Taishang Laojun glanced at him and said disgustedly: "The fact that you walked out of the Eight Views Palace alive today is the most generous thing I have ever done since the beginning of the world... If you dare to make any noise again, I will refine you, an evil beast, into a pill."