My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 459: Flatten the bumps and make a road, fight through the difficulties and set off again
Wen Rui only used three sentences to describe Yuyu to a carefree cow.
"Living and living are two different things. Living with quality and dignity is called life."
°After spreading the thoughts, Wen Rui continued his efforts, pressed the cow's head and started to pour poisonous chicken soup: "Do you live with dignity? What is the essential difference between being ridden by a saint and being ridden by a mortal? Just because the person who rides you is noble, you will be noble. ? It’s better not to be ridden, right? After all, freedom is priceless..."
"Do you live a quality life? When Mr. Pan Peach Club comes to the table to eat peaches, you can only be chained outside to eat grass. In the heaven, Bima Wen, who is as big as sesame seeds and mung beans, also has his own magnificent palace. With him The heavenly grassland under my jurisdiction has only one circle and one stake..."
"Perhaps, you have some more benefits than ordinary cows and horses in the world, such as being able to eat some of the elixirs refined by Lao Jun. Not to mention how they taste, whether they taste good or not, those golden elixirs are nothing more than extending your life and increasing your cultivation."
"No matter how high your cultivation level is, you can't get out of the cow pen, just like walking at night in brocade clothes. No matter how long you live, you will only be a high-class cow and horse forever, with a piece of sky as big as a palm above your head, trapped in the shackles of fences within a short distance, if the toad in the well is It will be happier than you if you get eternal life, because there are still many female toads in the well to accompany it, but you can only enjoy hundreds of millions of years of loneliness..."
The light in the cow's eyes had been completely extinguished, and the blue cowhide turned into blue-gray in the blink of an eye.
Obviously, Qingniu Jing's soul suffered a critical blow of 10,000 points.
The former Green Ox Spirit was carefree and even felt that he was lucky to be the mount of a saint. He did not have to put in much hard work to cultivate and was blessed with eternal life in vain.
But just like a country that is the poorest in the world but has the highest people's happiness index in reality, this happy mentality is afraid of breaking the information cocoon.
Once they see the truth about the colorful world outside, the happy poor people will immediately become miserable.
Wen Rui's words were not that lethal at first. What really had an effect was the white jade bones and skin of the stunningly beautiful fairy.
Everyone has a love for beauty, and the super-charming attributes of fairies have a charm that originates from the soul of all sentient beings in the three realms.
Seeing beauty, and almost being embraced by that beauty, Niu Niu's pure and natural Taoist heart awakened a more natural instinctive impulse.
Wen Rui's poisonous thoughts and poisonous chicken soup further opened the cracks in the closed mind, flooding the impulse into a river, breaking down the dam and flooding the heart.
"Killing a cow is just a nod. Stop torturing me!"
Qingniu's eyes were red, and he said in despair: "I'm already like this, and you still step on me, what's the point?"
"Hey, Brother Niu, don't get me wrong. I also have good intentions. It's a pity that a talented Niu like you has been buried."
Wen Rui finally showed his fox tail, lowered his voice and said seductively: "Mortals enjoy themselves in time, that's because life is short. We, the gods, are pure-hearted and have few desires, that's because we have great responsibilities as priests and we cannot slack off. Brother Niu, although you are an immortal You are an ox, but you are different from a god. You are similar to a mortal. You are an ox, so you should enjoy yourself in time and do more interesting things."
"What do you mean? I don't understand. Why do I, who live as long as heaven, want to imitate mortals and enjoy themselves in time?"
"Think about it, you don't have anything to do except carrying Laojun around. If you change it to Tongniu, Laojun clamps his legs tightly and pretends to be carried away by you. Wouldn't the visual effect be the same?"
Wen Rui continued: "You have to do this kind of meaningless work until Lao Jun dies, but it is impossible for him, the Supreme Saint, to die, so you have to do it forever. Your eternal life will be completely lonely. . Other sentient beings who work garbage jobs can at least reincarnate for a change of taste after death. You can't even change jobs. If there is a boring hell in the world, you will live in that hell and never be reincarnated."
The green cow drooped its head and sighed secretly.
"It would be better for you to die if you are living like this. If you don't have some fun, time will wash away, and billions of years will be wasted in vain. Sooner or later, your intelligence will be worn away, and you will become a ruthless carrying machine. It's really It becomes a copper bull and an iron bull.”
"Listening to your words is better than listening to Taoist Hongjun's sermons for ten years on the bullpen outside Zixiao Palace!"
The green cow spirit nodded its head heavily: "If you think about it carefully, my life has been really dry, just like chewing dry grass. No matter how much I chew the cud, I can't taste it. Thinking that it will be like this for hundreds of millions of years to come. "It's better to die and re-enter reincarnation."
"That's right, the poem goes: Life is precious, love is even more valuable. If it's for freedom, both can be thrown away. When you're alive, you should do meaningful things and live well. Enjoy yourself in time, not waste your time and indulge. The joy of desire is the joy of achieving brilliance and lasting glory.”
Wen Rui hit the cow with the stick: "Your goal in life is not to be proud of yourself because Laojun rides you, but to make him feel honored because Laojun rides you. I have a project here, and I am currently working on it. Recruiting partners, do you want to chew grass for hundreds of millions of years here, or come with me to change the world? "
There was a spark in the bull's eye, but it was dark and unclear.
"This...I, I can't leave the cow pen for even half a step, Laojun Dao Zun will catch me back and punish me severely..."
"Don't worry, just follow me boldly. I've already taken care of Brother Niu's worries."
Wen Ruitu saw this and said confidently: "Laojun is in the Bajing Palace now. If he comes out to stop me, I will scold him on the spot for you. If he troubles you afterwards, I will also defend you and show all the sentient beings in the world." Counter-accuse him of breaking his promise and rebelling against the holy way."
"Is it true?"
The Green Bull Demon stared at him with his eyes wide open in disbelief: "You dare to sue the Saint? Don't call me Brother Bull. You are my brother. I don't believe it. The Taoist Master Laojun is very strict. How can he let me go and do what you want?"
"Whether it is true or not, we will know it after a try."
Wen Rui untied the rope that tied the bull, put his arm around the neck of the Green Bull Demon, and walked towards the gate of the courtyard of the Bajing Palace.
While walking, he raised his head to the Bajing Palace provocatively, as if he was waiting for the Taishang Laojun to come out and stop him.
Princess Longji, Fairy Jiangyun, and Fairy Yueying realized that the promise that Wen Rui had won from the verbal battle with the Taishang Laojun was actually used here.
In front of the Saint, kidnapping someone's mount would be a hundred times the death of others.
However, the direction of the Bajing Palace was as silent as death. The man and the bull did not see the Taishang Laojun until they walked out of the door.
The moment he stepped out of the gate of the Bajing Palace, the heavy footsteps of the blue ox suddenly lightened. He looked back in disbelief, and couldn't believe that he had walked out so easily.
It was a small step out of the cowshed, but it was a big step in his life. From then on, he leveled the bumps and made them a road. After fighting the difficulties, he set off again.
The Three Realms are so big, and I can finally go and see them.
There was a bit of unusual brilliance in Niu Niu's eyes when he looked at Wen Rui.
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