My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 492: A wild uncle is not as good as a biological son after all
The demon king Peng wiped his face, and the ferocious and angry demon king's face immediately became amiable, with both sides of the bird's beak slightly tilted up, obviously forcing a smile.
"I thought it was someone else, it turned out to be Brother Wen, misunderstanding, misunderstanding."
Wen Rui was ashamed of the speed of changing his face, and it was really difficult for him to see the intimacy on the bird's face.
"Congratulations, brother, on your promotion. The new official has three fires when he takes office. Whether it is the Guardians of the Galaxy or the Tianhe Patrol, we will definitely sell your face, brother, hahaha..."
The other party's attitude changed and became polite, but Wen Rui was very unhappy.
The fact may be that he has relied on the reputation of his ancestors and his father for the past five hundred years and has been cheating everywhere. He almost broke the beautiful legs of his grandmother Lishan Old Mother.
But putting aside the facts, doesn't he have a little bit of personal effort?
It's very difficult to pretend to be a strict father and not be struck by lightning, and to cling to your grandmother's thigh without being disliked!
"Do you know how bad the impact is when you openly use the magic of heaven and earth to fight in the mortal world in broad daylight?"
Wen Rui said coldly, "It is a well-known secret that the foundation of the heaven is a shoddy project. If a monkey jumps out of the stone in the lower world, the Lingxiao Palace will shake three times. You are creating a magnitude 10 earthquake here. If the Lingxiao Palace collapses, you can't afford to sell it!"
Peng Demon King suddenly realized that he was still suspicious that these gods did not come earlier or later, but came when the victory or defeat was already decided. Is there something fishy?
Now think about it, the Jade Emperor was probably almost shaken off the throne because of the vibration of the lower world, so he was furious and immediately sent messengers to the lower world to investigate.
It's so reasonable!
Who let a certain god take kickbacks for the Lingxiao Palace project? If there is a little noise in the lower world, the Lingxiao Palace will shake and the Jade Emperor will be alarmed.
Those who don't know may think that a disaster warning device similar to the seismograph is installed.
"Sorry, sorry, it is indeed us who made too much noise and disturbed the gods."
The Peng Demon King felt guilty and smiled: "But please rest assured, the fight here is over, and there will be no more shaking. Please make it convenient for the gods. When you go back and report, just say that a mountain collapsed in the lower world, and make a big thing small, and a small thing nothing..."
The excuse that the Lingxiao Palace shook was completely an excuse made by Wen Rui, but it was also a fabrication based on facts. In many myths and legends, it is really true that the Lingxiao Palace shook when there is a little noise in the lower world, and the Jade Emperor was alarmed.
Such an excuse may not be able to deceive other monsters, but Peng Demon King, who knows a little about the inside story of the gods, is more likely to be fooled.
"Am I the kind of god without principles?" Wen Rui said coldly: "The Jade Emperor sent me to investigate, and I must get to the bottom of it. How can I be dismissed by a few words from a demon king from the lower world like you? Either you explain clearly on the spot, or come with us, and we will talk slowly in the prison." Peng Demon King's face suddenly fell, and he could no longer pretend to smile. He suppressed his anger and said: "It's not true that the Lingxiao Palace was overturned. There is no need for you to get to the bottom of it and make a big deal out of it, right? I am Tathagata's uncle, can't you be flexible about this little thing? I will let my uncle say hello to the Jade Emperor another day, and the Jade Emperor will have to give my nephew some face." "You are Tathagata's uncle? Don't try to make connections!" Wen Rui said with contempt Glancing at him, he said, "Is he your biological uncle? Do you think I don't know about that Buddhist case? Tathagata was born from an egg? Doesn't he have hair? He has nothing in common with you! If he is really a peacock chick, why doesn't he join our Jiejiao, but instead become the Buddha of the Western Religion?"
Wen Rui pointed at his face and said arrogantly, "I am my father's biological son. From my appearance, we can see that our blood relationship is very pure. You, a wild uncle, don't put on airs in front of my biological son. Even Tathagata has to be respectful when he sees my father."
Although it is not pleasant to be told that he relies on his father for a living, Wen Rui, as a pragmatist, should not hide it if showing off his father can have a miraculous effect. He should show it off when he should. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
The Demon King Peng was flushed by the pressure, but he couldn't think of any words to refute. He was so angry that he was almost injured, but he had to endure it.
There is no way. Wen Rui's words are not rough. Others are relatives, while he is an unrelated person. The difference in closeness is too big.
Although he claims to be Tathagata's uncle, if he wants to talk to Tathagata and ask Tathagata to do something, he has to pass the message through the Buddha Mother Peacock King.
Otherwise, Tathagata will know what kind of birdman he is.
Wen Rui is different. The relationship between a biological son is strong. If Wen Zhong does not have a second son, from a common sense point of view, if he does not want to be extinct, he must definitely dote on him.
Patiently, the Demon King Peng said bitterly: "Okay, let's do things impartially, right? Then the gods must also be reasonable! Even if you don't give my nephew face, you must follow the laws of nature. There is a reason for our fight. It was that dead monkey who came to the door first to make trouble. What crime have we committed in self-defense?"
While Wen Rui and the Demon King were talking, the Yuxiong King had recovered and his eyes were rolling around, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Hearing King Peng mention him, King Yuxiong quickly defended himself: "God, I am innocent. My whole family was slaughtered by him for no reason, so I came to kill him out of anger. As the saying goes, karma will always come true, and every bite and drink is a destiny. If he hadn't committed the crime brazenly before, I wouldn't have fought him to death, and then alarmed the heavens and violated the heavenly law."
He bowed his head and confessed his crime obediently: "The little demon in the lower world knows his crime, and I will surrender on the spot now. I am willing to follow the gods to the prison of heaven and accept any punishment to appease the anger of the Jade Emperor."
This monkey is also very cunning. In this situation, he should choose the lesser of two evils. Staying here is probably worse than death. If he is caught by the gods of heaven and sent to the prison of heaven, he still has a glimmer of hope.
"Hey, I like this attitude."
Wen Rui stroked his beard and nodded with relief, saying: "Admit your mistakes and stand at attention when you are beaten. If the demons and immortals in the lower world are so submissive to the majesty of heaven, why worry about the unrest in the mortal world."
"Since the monkey has confessed his crime, come with us and explain the problem properly.
"Don't worry, the net of heaven is vast and nothing can escape it. Heaven will not wrongly accuse a good demon, nor will it let go of an evil demon. It will definitely give you justice. "
Wen Rui also understood. Without consulting with the monkey king beforehand, he cooperated with the monkey king as soon as their eyes met. He waved his hand and asked the monkey king to ascend to the sky with them.
"That's not right..."
The Peng Demon King blinked his eagle eyes, feeling that his IQ was repeatedly humiliated in front of others. He stopped the monkey king with a halberd and said, "The monkey can't go with you. Are you here to catch the monkey or to save the monkey?"
"Do you have the right to control who I catch?"
Wen Rui's face sank, and he said angrily, "Not arresting you is a special favor for your status as the uncle of the wild Tathagata! You don't want to stop when you are ahead, but you dare to obstruct the law enforcement of the Heavenly Court? In this case, I will arrest you as well!"
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