My clinic is familiar with ancient times, Zhu Biao came to seek medical treatment

Although Li Er was in a hurry to leave, he still had questions to ask Li Zhongfu.

After asking Jianjia to go downstairs and ask the eunuch of the Hongwu Dynasty how to call Li Zhongfu, Li Er personally contacted Li Zhongfu using the call function of the elevator.

Li Zhongfu came down from the fifth floor and sat behind the medicine cabinet while turning his bracelet: "What's wrong, Your Majesty Li Er? Is there something wrong?"

"I want to find out which country Wakoku is." Li Er said directly.

"You want to attack Japan too?"

"Well, whether it's for the economy or to avenge the innocent people of that useless dynasty called the Qing Dynasty, I must destroy Japan. Zhu Di has already promised to give me the blueprints of the treasure ship."

"Is that so? But how come you don't know which country Japan is? The name of this country was given by Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty. I mentioned it to you before. It's the Japanese slave country."

"Is Japan really the Japanese slave country I know?"

"Yes."

Li Er was a little unbelievable: "How is this possible? With their tiny land, can China suffer such a big loss? And hasn't their land always been barren? Where did all the gold, silver and copper mines come from?"

Li Zhongfu broke the news: " Speaking of Wakoku, they have another name, Xiaorizi, which was obtained with the help of your Tang emperor.

The reason why they flourished so much in the Qing Dynasty had a lot to do with the accumulation of more than a thousand years before, and the dynasty that made the greatest contribution to them was also your Tang Dynasty.

They stole so many of your Tang Dynasty's various skills, culture, customs, music, etc., that after the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the invasion of the Mongols and the Qing Dynasty, after several rounds of cultural destruction, only one in ten excellent cultures remained.

Wakoku jumped out and claimed to be the orthodox of China, and kept advocating that there would be no China after Yashan and no China after the Ming Dynasty. "

Li Er: ...

For no reason, I was put on such a big black pot?

It's really embarrassing!

Li Zhongfu continued to expose: "Not only the Japanese, but also the Tubo who were dragged to be buried with you, the Tang Dynasty, were not also raised by you, the Tang Dynasty?

And the first one to marry them, send them culture, crafts, and technology was you, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, yourself. I don't know how your descendants will blame you in their hearts."

Li Er: ...

So what kind of great achievements did I do afterwards that allowed me to get so much praise after doing such a wrong thing and become the famous Emperor Taizong of Tang?

Li Zhongfu wanted to expose some more information about Wu Zetian and Li Zhi to Li Er.

Seeing that he was in a state of despair, he finally chose to be merciful: "If there is nothing else, I will go back first. You are welcome to consult me ​​at any time."

Li Er clasped his fists: "Thank you, Doctor Li, sorry to bother you."

He had already forgotten to ask about the grain seeds.

...

Otherwise, Li Er is a man who will be famous for thousands of years.

After a short while of feeling down, he became excited.

"Come on, call Zhangsun Wuji, Li Jing, Yuchi Gong and others to come to the court meeting."

The eunuch went forward after receiving the order.

Soon, Li Er's palace was full of big men.

Looking at the room full of civil and military ministers, Li Er's ambition was directly bursting.

With such a group of ministers, the Japanese, Tubo, and Goguryeo are all not a problem.

Sooner or later, one day, I will really conquer a large territory and become a veritable leader in the Eastern Hemisphere!

"Come on, serve instant noodles to my beloved ministers first, and then discuss matters after eating." Li Er waved his hand and ordered.

A group of eunuchs and palace maids filed in, some carrying instant noodles, some carrying boiling water.

'Hua La La. '

Buckets of instant noodles were soaked.

Even a bucket was placed in front of Li Er.

The civil and military ministers were confused.

This imperial meal is just one bucket, isn't it a bit shabby?

Your Majesty is not such a stingy person?

After a while, the aroma of instant noodles began to waft.

Cheng Yaojin wiped his saliva with his sleeve: "Your Majesty, what is this? Why is it so fragrant?"

If he hadn't been concerned about the emperor, he would have wanted to eat it directly.

Li Er laughed: "Zhijie is already greedy, right? Then let's eat."

As he said, Li Er took the lead in pulling out the fork, tearing off the lid, and picking up the instant noodles and slurping them.

"It's so refreshing!" After eating half of the noodles, Li Er drank a mouthful of noodle soup and sighed sincerely.

The other ministers didn't have time to agree with him at all.

One by one, they were busy drinking soup or eating noodles, and the smiles on their faces were a little... peaceful.

Li Er didn't find it strange, and continued to finish the remaining noodle soup and noodles.

Wiping the sweat off his forehead with a handkerchief, Li Er sighed again: "Although this instant noodle doesn't seem to have much ingredients, it tastes really good. If you can eat a bucket of it every day, you will live longer."

Cheng Yaojin laughed: "Your Majesty saidThat's right, so Your Majesty... do you have any more instant noodles? I, Old Cheng, only ate half full. "

Yuchi Gong licked his lips: "Me too."

Changsun Wuji was much more civilized than the two of them, but he said: "Your Majesty, my old wife at home has not had much appetite these days, I wonder if it's okay...?"

Li Er said in his heart, "Good guy."

You want to eat and take at the same time.

No wonder people call you Changsun, the old sly guy.

"I only took two boxes of instant noodles from Doctor Li, just one bucket for each person, and there is no more." Li Er said truthfully.

"Doctor Li? "Changsun Wuji and other ministers keenly grasped the key points in this sentence.

Everyone looked at Li Er like a curious baby.

Li Er raised his eyebrows and chuckled, and told his experience of the past two days truthfully.

Including paper money, Japanese slaves, grain seeds, etc.

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Wei Zheng and others were confused and unbelievable.

But the instant noodle buckets on the table that occasionally emitted fragrance made them have to believe it.

"Your Majesty, if you can realize the expectations of paper money, macroeconomics, and currency control, it will naturally be great, but this matter cannot be rushed, otherwise it is easy to fall a big fall, just like Yang Guang in the Sui Dynasty." Wei Zheng reminded.

Fang Xuanling is also a cautious person: "Lord Wei is right, Your Majesty, I do not recommend the expedition to the Japanese slaves in the near future. The risk is too great, and if you are not careful, it may not be worth the loss. ”

Compared to these civil officials, Qin Qiong, Yuchi Gong, Cheng Yaojin and other military generals were much more optimistic.

“The Japanese are just a tiny country. They are not much stronger than the barbarians in terms of culture and military. What is the risk of destroying them?

It’s just a storm. Zheng He of the Ming Dynasty could sail to the West seven times. How bad can our people of the Tang Dynasty be?

Your Majesty, I am willing to lead the expedition. I will definitely destroy the Japanese within half a year and send back to your Majesty a shipload of gold, silver, copper and iron. ” Cheng Yaojin stood up and asked for his order with a solemn oath.

“A mere little devil dared to massacre tens of millions of Chinese people. He really doesn’t know how to write the word death. I am willing to go to war, and I am much better at swimming than this Cheng Heizi. If I set sail, I will definitely capture them easily. "Yuchi Gong also jumped out, squinting at Cheng Yaojin.

"You are the black, you Yuchi black, Yuchi black egg, Yuchi dog egg." Cheng Yaojin was not happy and started to curse on the spot.

Yuchi Gong did not give in at all, and cursed him with his hands on his hips.

For a moment, the palace was filled with a happy atmosphere.