My Corpse is Bohemian

Anbu prepared a special map for himself, which marked the police station, hospital, fire brigade, scientific research room, armed department, military compound, health and epidemic prevention station in the city where he was located. Near the area, squat and wait.

Although many people die unexpectedly every day, in a fixed life circle, it is not so easy to encounter. Anbu did not report too much hope, but only increased the probability of saving people in time from 1% to 10%. Of course, if Anbu has the magical physique of Conan's "where you go where you die", then it's another matter.

"Cute Pet Club?" On this day, Anbu received a call from the pet group owner, asking her to help entertain customers during the event.

The Cute Pet Club will hold a pet show every year, mainly focusing on pet entertainment, followed by pet grooming, quiz competitions, health consultation and the promotion of pet-related products. In addition to the members of the club, the members participating in the event will also invite pet lovers from all over the country, including foreign friends. An Bu is proficient in three foreign languages, and her external image and communication skills are outstanding, so the group owner thought of her for the first time.

An Bu only hesitated for a while before agreeing to his invitation. The reason is very simple. The Pet Club is located in the northern suburbs, only 1 km away from the Ministry of Armed Forces.

"Have a job?" Jian Ningxuan saw that An Bu was checking the information, and she probably couldn't be idle again.

"Well, the day after tomorrow, I'm going to participate in an event in the northern suburbs..." The conversation suddenly stopped, An Bu looked up at Jian Ningxuan, his eyes lit up, and asked, "Would you like to go together?" Isn't her cat owner a cute pet? ? Fully qualified for the competition!

"...Well." Seeing that she was so looking forward to it, Mr. Jian agreed "without any difficulty", and asked what the event was.

"That's great, I'm going to get you a nice set of clothes." An Bu looked at the shopping website and began to pick and choose.

Jian Ningxuan sat next to her and said, "Don't bother, I have a lot of dresses, so I can make them temporarily..."

After a pause, he saw that the pictures Anbu browsed were all adult "cartoon" suits.

Jian Ningxuan asked, "What kind of activity are you talking about?"

An Bu didn't lift his head: "Cute Pet Fashion Entertainment Festival."

Jian Ningxuan: "Everyone who goes to participate must wear this kind of clothes?" He endured the T-shirt with cartoon patterns, but what the **** are panda headgear, rabbit ears, fox tail, and open-toed elk boots?

"Mr. Jian." An Bu sat up straight and looked at him with a serious expression, "Did you find that you have a big flaw?"

Jian Ningxuan couldn't help but feel nervous: "...what?"

"That's..." An Bu poked his eyebrows, "Too, hard, too!"

Jian Ningxuan: "…"

"The expression is hard, the body is hard, the character is hard, the eyes are hard, and even the temperament is hard."

Jian Ningxuan: You missed one important point, that's really tough.

"There are many children and pets participating in this event. You can't do this. I want to change your image a little bit to make you look softer, cute, and cute. Besides," Anbu plausibly said, "you wear brand names. Don't you get tired of wearing men's clothing for decades?"

Jian Ningxuan: Not at all.

"Don't worry, I won't disregard your wishes and place an order for you on my own initiative." An Bu pushed the notebook in front of him, "This is the treasure I chose for you, you can find a few things you like. "

Jian Ningxuan: This is also called "will not disregard your wishes"?

Looking at the dozens of items in the shopping basket, for the first time, Jian Ningxuan found that he had a selective barrier.

It took half an hour. During this time, An Bu fed a piece of pineapple, two cherry tomatoes, three pieces of kiwi, four oranges, and some grapes. Jian Ningxuan finally made a decision and chose a cat T-shirt. , a pair of cat sweatpants, and a pair of cat toe boots.

An Bu smiled and said, "I knew you like cats the most~~"

Jian Ningxuan: That's because you like it.

"I'll add another cat hat to you, and you're all set." An Bu moved neatly to place an order for payment.

Jian Ningxuan suddenly thought of a question: "What did you wear that day?"

"This." An Bu clicked on the picture of the uniform sent to her by the group owner. It was a pink bunny suit, a sports top, frayed shorts, long boots, and a rabbit-eared hat with the logo of the Pet Club on it. ...Jian Ningxuan covered her mouth, and instantly made up the appearance of An Bu wearing this suit...

On the day of the event, An Bu and Jian Ningxuan got up early, set off at 6 am, and arrived at the venue before the official start of the event.

The group owner has sent the activity process to Anbu in advance. As a free receptionist, Anbu is mainly responsible for communicating with customers, promoting products, giving gifts and so on.

Taking advantage of the time when Anbu went to change his uniform, Jian Ningxuan took a general tour of the club's event venues, which were mainly divided into two areas, inside and outside. Banners were pulled up in the air, air columns were erected, and various colored **** floated in a very atmospheric arrangement. Depending on the size of the venue, it can probably accommodate thousands of guests and the same number of pets.

"Mr. Jian~~" An Bu's voice came from behind, interrupting Jian Ningxuan's thoughts.

He turned to look, and a touch of pink broke into his sight.

"How's it going?" An Bu turned around, his short skirt was slightly swayed, and his bunny ears were dangling. He was cute and bright, full of vigor.

Jian Ningxuan's eyes darkened, she took out her phone, took several pictures, and chose one of them as a screen saver.

An Buli was still in contact and praised: "You are also very cute."

Jian Ningxuan is wearing the cat suit that Anbu bought him today. From the back, it is definitely a super cute thing. It is that face that always gives people a sense of oppression that the sword is about to be unsheathed. Only when facing An Bu will the sharp edge that rejects people thousands of miles away will subside a little.

Anbu took him to take a few group photos, the high-cold cat and the soft cute rabbit, full of CP feeling.

At more than 8:00, all the relevant staff have all arrived, and the tasks have been assigned. Guests have arrived one after another, lined up at the entrance to sign in, and their pets have to be marked by their paws. Cats and dogs of different breeds gathered together, and the venue gradually became lively.

In the morning, it was mainly a warm-up activity. The host made a speech on stage to liven up the atmosphere and introduce the person in charge of the event and sponsors. After that, there was a cool dance performance, followed by a small auction, which included a husky, a Persian cat, A lop-eared rabbit and some pet food and pet toys.

An Bu walked around the venue, answering questions from the guests and introducing related products. Jian Ningxuan followed her not far behind, being a quiet and well-behaved cat owner.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd, Anbu Xun looked around, and saw a military vehicle driving to the entrance of the venue with high spirits, and then five soldiers jumped from the vehicle, each holding a soldier. military dog.

The host held the microphone and explained happily: "These are the special guests of this event, the soldiers of the 31st Squad of the Fifth Military Region and their military dogs."

The arrival of the five mighty military dogs will detonate the atmosphere of the venue to the extreme, and other cats and dogs all made threatening or timid barks.

An Bu's expression changed slightly, and she subconsciously hid from the crowd, but she was still a step behind. Three of the five military dogs made a pursuit towards her, and at the same time issued a warning roar, which attracted everyone for a while. look sideways.

In the event plan that Anbu received before, there was no mention of these military dogs at all. If she had known earlier, she would never have accepted this job!

As a corpse, what she fears most are military and police dogs. These well-trained guys can always find her out of the crowd. Once, a SWAT team took police dogs to search for a fugitive in the forest, but these police dogs ran straight towards Anbu, who was running in the morning nearby. The corpse gas on her body cannot be smelled by living people, but many animals can smell it.

Fortunately, the SWAT had no doubts, and after checking her identity, they let her leave quickly. An Bu naturally left obediently, but the tragedy was that the direction she left was the direction the fugitive escaped, so the police dogs found her again. After several times, the SWAT police almost ran wild, almost taking her as a suspect or arresting her on the charge of obstructing official duties.

An Bu said that she was also very desperate! But what can she do!

Since then, Anbu has decided to stay away from professionally trained animals such as military and police dogs.

However, against all odds, it was unfortunate in the end.

"What's going on?" Soldier 1, while comforting his military dog, looked in the direction it was guarding, but only saw a black mass of human heads.

"Maybe it smelled something strange," said Soldier 2. "Don't act rashly for now, let's see the situation."

The five soldiers walked towards the stage with their respective military dogs, and looked around vigilantly. When she passed by where An Bu was, five military dogs looked at her at the same time, with five pairs of dog eyes, fierce and vicious.

An Bu: What are you looking at? I have never seen a corpse! The corpse is not a dangerous item, is it worth your nervousness? !

The five military dogs looked at each other, as if they were exchanging information—

[There is a body over there, do you want to report it? 】

[There are too many civilians around. Before the master gives an order, don't act without authorization, so as not to cause panic. 】

[Strange, why can a corpse still run around? Simply unscientific. 】

[Seeing the corpse, the baby couldn't help but want to roar twice. 】

[Can't help but endure, you are a well-trained military dog, not the same as those coquettish **** outside. 】

…

"What's wrong?" Jian Ningxuan couldn't help but asked concernedly when she saw that An Bu was hiding in the crowd and didn't even care about her work.

"It's nothing." An Bu sighed, "I'm just a little worried all of a sudden."

"worry about what?"

An Bu looked at the military dogs on stage one by one, and said sadly, "I'm worried about being dismembered."

Jian Ningxuan: "…"