My Corpse is Bohemian

The initial shape of the little **** is a bit like a jellyfish, the size of a soybean, and its body is translucent. Under the round mushroom head, there are four tentacles, which sometimes bounce up and down, sometimes circle left and right, and sometimes entangle the tentacles together, turning into a fish tail. , swinging leisurely. It seems to be getting acquainted with the world in its own way, exploring everything around it freely.

An Bu dipped her finger into the water, and it would immediately come over, hug her finger with two tentacles, and rub it curiously. Anbu lifted it out of the water without the slightest fear, and lay on his fingers quietly. After tens of seconds, his body seemed to be leaking, and it became a thin piece, sticking to the skin, and he could hardly feel it without touching it with his hands. exist. Put it back into the water, and its body will soon fill up again and walk around leisurely.

According to the records of the book of life and death, the hybrid can survive in various environments and has an extremely tenacious vitality. As long as it is properly raised, Anbu feels that it is entirely possible to become a powerful species in the future.

However, an even more surprising surprise was still to come. Not long after Anbu put the mix back into the water, her death qi suddenly decreased by 1 point, and it was 1 point of death qi! Although it was only 1 o'clock, Anbu was very pleasantly surprised. This means that there is another way to eliminate death qi. In addition to saving people to obtain destiny, some special creatures may also have the ability to affect life and death.

This discovery was enough to make An Bu die hundreds of times, so when Jian Ningxuan woke up, she was squatting in front of the fish tank and "worshiping" the future **** of mischief, and gave it a good name that will never go out of style.

"Is this a jellyfish?" Jian Ningxuan asked uncertainly.

"Just treat it as a jellyfish. It's your son anyway. It doesn't matter what species." An Bu said with a smile.

Jian Ningxuan stared at Er Zha, who was playing happily in the fish tank, without any fluctuations in her heart. If An Bu loves it, let her keep it, but it's just a jellyfish with no sense of existence, and it can't go to the sky. (Chicken: Haha, I just laughed and didn't speak.)

Afterwards, the two spent three days without any "shame" in the cat house No. 1, until An Bu found signs of degeneration of his brain, so he packed up and returned to Country Z with Jian Ningxuan.

The first thing he did when he came back was to replace the cheap fish tank with an open fish tank. After a few days of verification, An Bu found that Hunyi could only absorb 1-3 points of death per day, and he had to be touched to absorb it. So Anbu has another routine, which is to play with the cheap for 30 minutes every day.

Jian Ningxuan also added another show. Every day, watching An Bu and Jianchuan play in different ways, thinking about when their "er smash" would be played to death by her. The result is amazing. Not only did Erzhao not get killed, but he became more and more energetic. He didn't know what kind of "jellyfish" it was. He could still survive after dehydration for ten minutes. It was simply unscientific. Well fed?

"Mr. Jian, come over and share your feelings with your son." An Bu put the cheap man on his finger and shook it at Jian Ning.

Jian Ningxuan was a little disgusted, so he found a disposable glove and put it on, and lightly poked the cheap. At the moment he touched it, Bianjian's body suddenly swelled in a circle, then shrunk into a ball, and then quickly raised his tentacles and arched his back, like an ant, rushing from Anbu's fingers. to her shoulders and hid in her collar.

Jian Ningxuan: "..." This is definitely not a jellyfish!

"Strange, it doesn't seem to like Mr. Jian very much?" An Bu muttered, and then quickly understood. Jian Ningxuan's physique is pure yang, while mixed relics belong to yin. Since it is close to himself as a living corpse, it will naturally not be close to Jian Ningxuan, who has strong yang energy, not to mention that he has a high-heat physique that can hatch eggs.

On the one hand, the cat master increases the anger value, and on the other hand, there is An Jianjian to absorb the dead qi value, and life can't be happier.

Anbu records and archives his experience during this period, and observes the growth and changes of Jianjian every day. However, this is just homework in my spare time, and I usually still have to find a job. Work is Ambu's way of blending into the crowd and staying active. Always staying at home, it is easy to lose enthusiasm for life and social skills.

After returning from vacation in country R, ​​Jian Ningxuan's protection of An Bu has also relaxed a lot. As long as she is safe, he does not object to her going out to work.

Anbu wears headphones to recite words while browsing part-time information, mostly tutors, tour guides, chauffeurs, housekeepers, translators, trainers, dispatchers, waiters, couriers, food delivery staff, puppet actors and so on. Anbu wanted to choose a part-time job with a lot of exercise. The work place could not be too far from home. The tour guide, courier and food delivery staff are all good, but they are too ordinary and not too challenging. At this moment, a special recruitment message appeared in front of her.

"Recruiting sparring coaches?"

[Job responsibilities: Accompany the employer for a week of physical training. The training time is 6:00-8:00 in the morning, 2:00-4:00 in the afternoon, and 8-9:00 in the evening.

Job requirements: Age 18-25 years old, healthy, excellent physical fitness, have more than one year of fitness experience, lasting endurance, strong resistance to scolding, and no bad habits.

Number of recruits: 3 people.

Salary level: 200 yuan/hour. 】

The hourly salary is 200 yuan, 5 hours of training a day is 1,000 yuan, and 3 people are recruited at a time, which is definitely a high salary in part-time jobs. But what does "lasting endurance" and "strong resistance to scolding" mean?

An Bu took a look at the workplace. It was only two blocks away from her community. Today is the last day of recruitment, and training will start tomorrow.

The first time I saw someone recruiting a physical fitness sparring partner, An Bu was very interested and decided to visit.

After notifying Jian Ning, An Bu put on his sports suit, put on his waist bag, and went out lightly.

I trot all the way to a 32-storey commercial building, where I applied for the job on the top floor of the building. Walking into the door, An Bu was about to take the elevator, but saw a sign standing next to the elevator, which read: [Sparring candidates, please take the step ladder. 】

An Bu: "..." Walking up the stairs to the 32nd floor? very good, very powerful.

"What the hell? There is an elevator that doesn't allow us to sit, but we have to climb the 32nd floor, isn't he kidding us?" A startled voice came from behind An Bu.

An Bu looked back and found that there were three boys in their twenties. They were all over 180 cm tall. They were strong and mighty students from the Department of Physical Education.

"Tiger, don't scream. They are recruiting physical fitness sparring partners. Of course, you have to test your physical fitness." When it was a passing beauty, I didn't think she was here to apply for the job at all.

"Okay, let's go upstairs." The shortest boy with broken hair greeted him blankly, and then took the lead in walking towards the step ladder.

The other two followed each other while complaining about each other.

An Bu also walked up the stairs, just about to go upstairs, four or five young people jumped out behind her, quickly passed by her, you chased me up, and the sound of footsteps drifted away. , but couldn't hear it for a moment.

It seems that there is a lot of competition for this job. There were eight or nine competitors just now.

Anbu took a step forward and began to climb the stairs unhurriedly.

When they climbed to the fourth floor, two more people caught up, and when they passed by Anbu, they glanced strangely.

An Bu didn't care, and climbed up from the first floor to the first floor according to the established rhythm.

Fifteen minutes later, Anbu climbed to the 32nd floor and turned into the corridor. The first thing that caught his eye was a frosted glass door. Through the glass door, he could see a spacious hall. In the hall, there were more than 20 boys standing or sitting. , mostly sweating and panting.

Near the floor-to-ceiling windows, there is a set of luxurious leather sofas. On the sofa sits a 15- or 6-year-old boy, with a thin body and sneering eyes, looking at the people in the hall with a stern expression. Behind him, there are also two bodyguards and a female assistant.

Anbu pushed open the door and entered, instantly attracting everyone's attention.

"Miss, did you go to the wrong place?" The female assistant was stunned for a moment, then said, "The 26th floor and above are not within the business scope of the company."

She thought Anbu was an employee of this company.

An Bu replied, "I'm here to apply."

Brush brush, dozens of eyes fell on her at the same time.

The hall was full of tall and strong boys. The slender Anbu stood in the middle, like a rabbit among the orangutans, and he felt pitiful when he looked at it.

The boy sitting on the sofa was still a little careless at first, but when he saw An Bu who had entered in disorder, he suddenly became a little more energetic.

"You're also here to apply?" the female assistant asked in surprise, "Are you sure you're not mistaken?"

An Bu calmly said: "Aren't you hiring sparring partners? I have ten years of fitness experience, running, dumbbells, barbells, single and parallel bars, tensioners, elastic bands, swimming, boxing, all are fine."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone's face showed a "you seem to be teasing me" expression.

An Bu doesn't have that kind of muscle feeling that she has been practicing for ten years, saying that she has practiced yoga for ten years and it is almost the same.

I can't blame Anbu for not having muscles. She struggles every day to keep her muscles active. As long as she is inactive for a few hours, her muscles will become stiff. However, her physical fitness and stamina are not comparable to those of ordinary people. Years have been her modesty.

Most of the people present didn't believe her words, and one boy couldn't help laughing: "Little girl, I'm not as good as you, I've only been working out for 5 years, but I'm sure I can overwhelm you with one hand. "

"Hahaha..." The surrounding people let out an unintelligible laughter.

An Bu looked indifferent: You really don't know anything about the strength of the old corpse. Just give her a handful of spinach, and the old corpse can make you kneel and call grandma.

The boy on the sofa and the bodyguard behind him didn't change their expressions. They could see clearly just now. When An entered the door, her face was not red, her heart was not beating, she was not panting, and climbing the 32nd floor seemed to have no pressure on her. Enough to make people look different.

The boy looked at Anbu with interest, as if he had finally found a little fun in his boring life.

"The recruitment requirements do not restrict men and women. Since they are here, they will be treated equally." The boy stood up and glanced around with arrogant eyes, "Let's go, get ready to start the test."