My disciples come from Earth

What gave Li Xiaoyao even more trouble was the weird specialties in his resume. He found that every time he screened several normal resumes, there would definitely be a weird specialty on one resume. The child calls this phenomenon: [Weird Law]

These specialties are still unique, so it is not possible to use "keyword filtering" to speed up work efficiency.

What makes Li Xiaoyao even more speechless is that these weird specialties always make him laugh and cry. For example.

The fourth resume.

[Name: Xiao Xia Gua]

[Speciality: Picking up girls]

[Achievements related to specialties: I once dated seventeen girls at the same time. 】

[The contribution I think I can make to the Xiaoyao Sect: I can use the beauty trick to seduce fairies from other sects, and then trick them into becoming undercover agents of the Xiaoyao Sect. 】

Child: "Master, do you want this specialty?"

Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly. Scumbags are not welcome even in the spiritual world.

The eleventh resume.

[Name: Yao Chengcai]

[Specialty: Multitasking]

[Achievements related to specialties: I once finished a 5,000-word truancy check while watching an entire movie; I once played Monster Hunter and ate instant noodles while defecating in the toilet; I once listened to a teacher’s lecture, While reading novels in the audience.]

[The contribution I think I can make to the Xiaoyao Sect: Is there any spell like fighting between left and right? I will definitely learn it the fastest! 】

Li Xiaoyao: "Delete your resume."

Twenty-third resume.

[Name: Shi Depin]

[Specialty: Extremely good at liver function]

[Achievements related to specialties: The highest record of playing games continuously for 78.5 hours without eating in the middle. 】

[Think of the contribution I can make to Xiaoyao Sect: I am a brick of Xiaoyao, and I can move it wherever it is needed! 】

Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly.

Sixty-ninth resume.

[Name: Ji Congliang]

[Speciality: Self-portrait expert]

[Achievements related to specialty: You can take 200 consecutive selfies without repeating the same pose. 】

[The contribution I think I can make to Xiaoyao Sect: If I learn to fly with a sword, I can perform a thousand consecutive poses in the air without repeating the same pose, breaking the world record! 】

Li Xiaoyao's face was full of black lines.

Five hundred and sixty-two resumes.

[Name: Ruan Shanshan]

[Specialty: Large capacity for wine and top-notch wine]

[Achievements related to specialties: I have never been drunk, and after drinking a box of beer, I can perfectly imitate comedians such as Xiao Shenyang, Zhao Si, Song Xiaobao, and Yue Yunpeng. 】

[The contribution I think I can make to the Xiaoyao Sect: Leave all the future entertainment of the Xiaoyao Sect to me! 】

When Li Xiaoyao saw this resume, he repeatedly confirmed the gender of the resume owner.

Well, that's right, it's a woman.

Resume No. 1,796.

[The contribution I think I can make to the Xiaoyao Sect: If the Xiaoyao Sect establishes a cultural entertainment hall, then I must be the first choice for the hall leader! 】

When Li Xiaoyao saw this, he had nothing to say. With just one look from him, Xiaotong quickly eliminated his resume.

Resume 4637.

[Name: Liu Chan]

[Speciality: MAX gaming ability, able to pass all hard-core games perfectly. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: 2000+ points in playing Fruit Ninja, clearing the perverted version of Super Mario without dying! 】

[The contribution I think I can make to Xiaoyao Pai: If you encounter modes such as game secrets and treasure chest levels that need to be explored, I will definitely be NO.1]

disuse!

The 17,968th resume.

[Name: Qin Shousheng]

[Speciality: Literary ability can bring peace to the world with pen, military ability can set the world on horseback, the sun and moon rotate, and time waits for no one. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: Kindergarten monitor, primary school study committee member, junior high school monitor, high school mutual aid club president, university student union president. 】

[Think of the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao Sect: It would be absolutely a waste for me not to be the leader of your Xiaoyao Sect. 】

disuse!

One hundred ninety-seven thousand, three hundred and sixty-four resumes.

[Name: Yue Jing]

[Speciality: The Chosen Son, the koi carp. 】

[Achievements related to specialty: When I was born, my family came from a rural area and it was difficult to obtain the household registration. When my mother was worried, she found that the aunt who gave birth to the child in the delivery room was in charge of the household registration. In this way, my household registration was easily implemented. When I was buying drinks in elementary school, I would 100% "get another bottle." Three yuan would last for a year. During the high school entrance examination, I stepped on the line and entered a key high school in the province. During the college entrance examination, my score was only 30 points higher than the first-tier score, but because Jinghua University was not available in this province, I was successfully admitted to Jinghua University with a score that was nearly 200 points lower than in previous years. After work, it is normal to watch live broadcasts and apply for a card to win a grand prize of 10,000 yuan; the maximum limit of Alipay Huahua Card has not been used up yet. There are so many things about my luck that I could not finish them in three days and three nights. 】

[The contribution I think I can make to Xiaoyao Sect: Maybe as long as I sit in Xiaoyao Sect, I may be able to revitalize Xiaoyao Sect. 】

Another weird one!

Xiaotong was about to eliminate this resume out of habit, but was stopped by Li Xiaoyao.

Li Xiaoyao: "This guy is a peerless talent!"

He decisively kept this resume because Li Xiaoyao knew that there was indeed a theory of luck.

Regardless of whether Guapi's resume is genuine or not, Li Xiaoyao is willing to give it a try.

Three million eight hundred and seventy-six thousand one hundred and twenty-one resumes.

[Name: Rao Xueran]

[Specialty: I don’t have any other specialties, I’m just beautiful (the kind that shakes the world)]

[Achievements related to specialties: When I was seven years old, a little boy bumped into a tree because he looked at me; when I was in elementary school, the boys in my class had a fight to compete for the spot to sit at the same table with me; when I was in middle school, the male teacher in our class always looked at me absent-mindedly during class; when I was in college, I had to wear a mask and a hat when I went out, otherwise it would easily cause a commotion. ]

[Thinking of the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao Sect: The Xiaoyao Sect needs a vase like me. ]

Li Xiaoyao also left this resume. What he said to the child was that he wanted to improve the overall appearance of the Xiaoyao Sect.

And he was definitely not interested in her stunning beauty.

Except for a very small number of strange specialties that could be kept, most of the strange specialties were directly eliminated by Li Xiaoyao.

In the process of screening, although they met a lot of such strange people, there were more great talents who had positive significance for the revival of the Xiaoyao Sect!

Those melon talents were Li Xiaoyao’s main target this time.