My double is steve

Chapter 1102 Da Linzi: Actually, what I just said was already very conservative...

A few hours later, in an open space on Yuanzang Mountain.

Iskandar, Fang Mo, and Gilgamesh were sitting on the ground.

As for the shade of the woods not far away, the rest of the people were standing there, including not only the Tōsaka family, Waver, Altria, Kotomine Kirei, but even Matou Kariya had rushed over.

At this moment they were staring at each other.

Of course, if there is anyone absent, it is undoubtedly Emiya Kiritsugu's camp.

At Fang Mo's instruction, Tōsaka Tokiomi sent people to the Einzbern castle, but at present Emiya Kiritsugu and his group had disappeared and did not continue to stay in the castle. At the same time, Irisviel, who acted as the Little Holy Grail, and Hisau Maiya were also nowhere to be seen.

"So..."

As expected, it was Toosaka Rin who spoke first. She rubbed her temples and said, "Are these guys really going to sit here and drink?"

"I really can't understand the thinking of the Heroic Spirits..."

Hearing this, Waver on the other side couldn't help but sigh: "Even though it's already like this, he still has the heart to prepare a banquet. What on earth is Rider thinking? Isn't this a sure loss?"

"But if it's a banquet."

Matou Kariya was not quite sure what was going on, and at this moment he subconsciously glanced at Altria: "The banquet they held was probably one that only Servants could attend... You should be Saber, right? Why didn't you go?"

"I have no interest in any of that."

Altria said: "Whatever they want to discuss, it has nothing to do with me..."

"Hey, what are you mumbling about?"

But before she could finish her words, Fang Mo, who was not far away, suddenly turned his head and looked at her: "Today's banquet is for kings, and King Daimao is also a king... How long do you want us three brothers to wait?"

"What?"

Altria seemed stunned for a moment.

"Go ahead, Saber."

The person who spoke was Toosaka Rin. At this moment, she sighed with a headache and said, "If you don't go over, that guy might cause trouble again..."

"All right."

Altria hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded and walked towards the three people not far away.

"Bang!"

Iskandar saw the other party coming over and slowly raised his hand to smash the oak lid of the wooden barrel beside him. "Haha, it seems that Saber has finally figured it out!"

"I……"

Just as Altria was about to explain, Iskandar had already taken out a wooden ladle from somewhere, scooped a large spoonful from the wine barrel, and drank it all in one gulp. After tasting it for a while, he nodded: "Hmm... It tastes not bad. Come on, you guys try it too."

"It is a serious crime to encourage underage drinking."

Fang Mo was obviously in a good mood. He took the wooden ladle, scooped up a spoonful of wine and drank it: "Tun tun tun, burp~~"

"Hahaha, to be able to kill a monster as huge as a mountain with one punch, it's impossible for her to be an ordinary underage girl, right?" Iskandar raised his head and laughed twice: "And you drink too generously, this must not be your first time drinking, right?"

"Hehe, that's right, when I was in Valoran..."

Fang Mo shook his head proudly and said, "I have knocked down countless heroes with my skill of cooking meat, eggs, green onions and chicken, and many people were terrified of me... and my toes were still square at that time!"

"Uh...what?"

Iskandar seemed stunned when he heard this.

"You may find it hard to imagine that in a world full of magic and arcane, the void, the will of the stars, primitive demigods, and fallen ascendants... I can actually create a world with my belly!"

Fang Mo deliberately patted his belly and said.

“…”

Gilgamesh didn't say anything, but it was obvious that he couldn't bear to watch anymore, and he closed his eyes tiredly.

“Ah, hahahaha…”

Seeing this scene, Iskandar also laughed dryly twice, and then handed the wooden spoon to Altria: "Come on, Saber, try this bar too!"

Iskandar smiled proudly: "As for the meaning of things, is it meaningless for us who come from different time and space to gather here?"

"you……"

"Legend has it that the Holy Grail is destined to be obtained only by those it recognizes."

Before Altria could speak, Iskandar spoke again and said slowly: "So to put it simply, as long as we can make the Holy Grail see us clearly, there will be no need to shed blood. In other words, if the Heroic Spirits can be convinced by the other party, all the answers will be clear."

"What does this... mean?"

Upon hearing this, Toosaka Aoi who was not far away from the crowd was also stunned. After all, she was not a magician, and she really could not understand what Iskandar was saying.

"Probably talking about heroes over a glass of wine or something like that."

Toosaka Rin, who was standing next to her, held her forehead with her hand. After all, she had heard Fang Mo's explanation before: "Perhaps Rider also knew that he couldn't win, so he wanted to win in this way... But he was taking it for granted. That psychopath simply had no sympathy for a guy who couldn't complain."

"You damned fellow! Don't you dare say bad things about Bai-chan anymore!"

But just as he said this, the little Toosaka Rin beside him clenched her fists angrily: "How can you be so mean? You wanted to take her away yesterday, which was already too much... and now you are secretly saying bad things about her behind her back?"

"I……"

Toosaka Rin felt her eye twitch: "Isn't this considered praising him?"

While the two Toosaka Rin were arguing, Altria seemed to understand: "So you want to use the drinking party to compete with us, right?"

"That's it."

Iskandar smiled and nodded: "Since we both claim to be kings and are unwilling to give in, why don't we each prove ourselves and discuss who is more suitable to be the owner of the Holy Grail? It just so happens that I recently learned a sentence from a book, which seems to say that the treasures of the world belong to those with virtue."

"I am virtuous."

Upon hearing this, Fang Mo immediately raised his right hand at a 45-degree angle, with his fingers together and pointed forward: "Come on, uncle, what do you think of my German style?"

“Cough cough cough…”

Iskandar coughed twice, then turned to look at Altria again: "Since this is a drinking party, Saber, it would be a shame if we don't drink to our heart's content, right?"

"All right."

Upon hearing this, Altria nodded, then tilted her head back and drank up all the wine in the wooden spoon.

"Archer?"

After Altria finished drinking, Iskandar handed the wine spoon to Gilgamesh who was not far away: "How about you enjoy the wine too?"

"Wine?"

Gilgamesh took the wooden spoon and sniffed it. He immediately frowned and looked disgusted. "What's the matter with this cheap stuff? How dare you, a bastard, use this to measure our heroes?"

"But this is already the best wine on the market."

Iskandar spread his hands.

"Humph, that only proves that you, a bastard, have never tasted real wine." Gilgamesh said as he took out a golden wine pot and four wine glasses from the King's Treasure and threw them to the people present: "Taste it carefully for me. This is the real wine of the king."

"Then I'll be welcome."

Iskandar poured himself a cup, and immediately opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Oh, this is really something incredible!?"

Then don't say it was him.

Even Altria next to her seemed a little surprised.

"snort."

Hearing this, Gilgamesh also showed a confident expression: "Whether it is wine or weapons, the things in my treasury are all top-grade. In this way, you..."

"Come on, try this."

As they were talking here, Fang Mo's voice suddenly sounded beside them.

Everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look, and found that Fang Mo had also brought out a wine jug from somewhere and was placing it on the ground, greeting a few people.

"Little girl, what is this...?"

"Oh, this, this is the sake I made myself."

As Fang Mo spoke, he slowly poured wine from the emerald green wine pot. As the amber wine slowly flowed into the cup, the cup was instantly covered with a layer of fine and rich foam: "Come on, try it. My wine is neither salty nor bland. It's very delicious and tastes great."

"What? Kuchikan?"

Iskandar on the other side seemed to be confused for a moment: "I remember that thing seemed to be..."

"You little devil..."

But before he could finish his words, Gilgamesh beside him couldn't help but say, "What weird things are you trying to do to me again? You're talking about chewing sake... Isn't this just asking me to eat your saliva?!"

"Oh, I almost forgot about you."

Fang Mo glanced at the other person, and as if he suddenly remembered something, he nodded: "You have to drink this..."

After saying this.

Fang Mo casually pulled out a bottle of wine from behind him and handed it to the other party.

"What is this again?"

Gilgamesh took the bottle with some suspicion and poured himself a glass of wine. The wine, as clear and crystal as a ruby, slowly flowed out, followed by a rich fruity aroma.

"Um?"

Gilgamesh was also stunned when he saw this scene. Could it be that this kid thought that his status was more noble than others, so he specially got a bottle of better wine for himself?

To be honest, Gilgamesh was actually a little surprised when he thought of this.

But before he could be happy for long, Fang Mo's words slowly floated over from the side: "The grapes used for winemaking are specially stepped on by me, and they are more suitable for you..."

"You little devil!!!"

Gilgamesh almost broke out in rage on the spot.

"Hahaha, you two really have an extraordinary relationship." Iskandar beside him couldn't help but burst into laughter, then picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp: "Oh... the taste of this wine is also extraordinary!"

“Ri…Rider…”

Altria's expression was obviously a little strange: "That wine is not Miss Baizi's..."

"It doesn't matter. This isn't the first time this little girl has said nonsense."

Iskandar laughed twice, then looked down at the empty wine glass in his hand, his tone becoming a little subtle: "But then again, the taste of this wine is beyond my understanding. It's so delicious that it doesn't even seem like something from this world..."

"That's what the copper smelters in the group said."

When Fang Mo heard this, he shrugged and casually complained to the other party.

"Hahaha, don't confuse me with those guys." Iskandar waved his hand cheerfully, and then said: "But then again, such delicious and precious wine is indeed worthy of being served in the Cup of the Treasure, but the Holy Grail is not a wine glass after all... What kind of grand wish do you have to pursue the Holy Grail?"

"I……"

"Stop bossing me around, bastard."

Before Fang Mo could speak, Gilgamesh, who was furious, took over the conversation: "From the beginning, the name of the Holy Grail War was strange. This originally belonged to me. All the treasures in the world were born from my treasure house. Since the Holy Grail is a treasure, it must be one of them. How dare you try to take it for yourselves?"

"What kind of weird nonsense are you talking about?"

When Altria heard this, she couldn't help but retort, "If that's what you said, then wouldn't that mean even our treasures are in your possession?"

"Humph, this is..."

"Hehehe, is this the spirit of the most ancient king?"

Iskandar couldn't help but laugh. "But according to what you said, Archer, the Holy Grail is not an important thing to you, right?"

"Of course."

Gilgamesh nodded slightly. "If it were my subjects, I would give them vessels like this at will if I was in a good mood... But you are not my subjects. If you dare to spy on my treasures, I will definitely punish you. This is the rule."

"So what kind of righteousness do you follow in your actions? What's the reason?"

Iskandar continued to ask.

"I am the king, and the king makes the laws." Gilgamesh said slowly, "If you break the king's laws, you will be punished. This is the law of nature."

"Is that so? Then it looks like there's nothing to discuss."

Iskandar didn't say anything, but turned to look at Fang Mo next to him: "So this little girl... well, or Miss Baizi, what is your great wish for obtaining the Holy Grail?"

"I want to grow a penis."

This copy is about to end, so I have been organizing the things needed for the new copy. Of course, I am still considering which copy to go to, but the character selection is almost done. And this chapter is from yesterday, and today's is still being coded. It will be posted in about 1~2 hours.