My elf trainer simulator

"Well, thank you all for being here this time. I, the King of Poni Island, have been feeling unwell for a long time and hereby announce my official retirement."

In front of a large 100-inch TV.

Kashiwagi lifted the remote control, took one last look at the old man on the TV, and switched back to Big Mouth's favorite morning drama.

"I've finished reading, come on!"

"嘁哚!"

The big-mouthed baby quickly ran over with a glass of fruit milkshake and took over the color TV that he had fallen in love with recently.

Months passed.

The platinum mountain villa has taken initial shape, and the only thing left to deal with is the exterior facade and interior decoration.

Based on the principle of maximizing efficiency, Cypress has only painted the exterior walls for the time being, and decorated the bedrooms, toilets, kitchen and a small part of the living room.

The first few are for daily necessities, while the living room is for the big-mouthed kid.

Otherwise, the super large color TV he bought online last week and the large sofa he ordered from the mall can only be placed in the bedroom!

Even if the bedroom is big enough, more than 70 square meters, it doesn't want to do that.

"It's better to come early than to come late."

Kashiwagi was sitting at the bar outside the kitchen. He had just finished a double-blue simulation.

The simulation object is the Pokémon collector in the game. Sinnoh starts with a Togepi who goes all over the world, catching a bunch of Pokémon, and then selects the best ones to focus on cultivating.

It can be called a Shinji simulator!

However, collectors will not release Pokémon. Just like Xiaomao and Xiaozhi, they will keep them all at home.

Kashiwagi used to choose [Elite System] talents, but it was rare to choose [One Man Army], and it felt like playing games when he was a child.

I also grab a bunch of them and choose a better one to bring with me. I don’t bother to hatch eggs at all, and the early version doesn’t have a minty character or anything.

The Collector used this method of fielding troops on the battlefield, relying on a total of sixteen Pokémon and three different teams to complete the dominance of the Suzuran Tournament.

Then he was beaten mercilessly by the Four Heavenly Kings.

Too much but not too much is like this.

But judging from the fact that Collector can win the Suzuran Tournament, he is talented in cultivating Pokémon, but unfortunately he didn't go the right way.

In terms of fixed rewards, he was actually given the memory of conquering Pokémon.

It really made him lose interest.

"It will most likely be orange next time!"

Kashiwagi's focus is on the next simulation, and the blue talent can no longer satisfy his appetite.

The more level rewards he has in reserve, the happier he is.

Just waiting for the day when all the Pokémon will ascend.

While thinking.

"Happy~"

Happy Egg delivered a steaming bowl of red bean soup.

The soup is mixed with Togepi-shaped white jade balls, which are as big as a finger and sink and float, which is quite cute.

The kitchen is now the home of Happy Eggs. Get new cooking inspiration from Poketone every day to satisfy everyone’s daily craving for snacks.

Because I often feed the wild Pokémon around me.

Currently, Platinum Mountain has a reputation similar to that of the "Happiness Bodhisattva", and even Kashiwagi, a boy who scattered wealth, has been compared to him.

She is no less charming than the recognized goddess - Menas.

By the way.

A company related to Baokeyin has been established, with Kashiwagi serving as the creative director and holding 35% of the shares.

The remaining 65% belongs to the Ethereum Foundation.

It seems that Kashiwagi is at a disadvantage, after all, the software was produced by Porygon II.

But from a long-term perspective such as subsequent operations, it is undoubtedly better for him, who has little interest in the business field, to directly participate in dividends.

Of course, Lusamine has also mentioned that she is willing to buy out this software for one billion.

Naturally, Kashiwagi couldn't agree.

Lillie also secretly sent a message, hoping that he would refuse.

In the eyes of this kind-hearted girl, Baokeyin is the product of his hard work, just like his child.

How can you sell it at will?

When Kashiwagi saw Lillie trying to persuade him in the chat interface, he was quite amused, but he could also feel the innocence and purity.

According to current statistics, there are more than 30,000 Pokeyin users, 90% of whom are from the Alola region.

The next promotion will be a tough battle.

But I believe that when the two super smart phones, Multilateral Mobile Phone and Rotom Mobile Phone, are launched, the number of users will increase exponentially.

The next day.

Kashiwagi and Happy Egg board the plane and rush to Alola.

Ground Z can be obtained through Hapuu with a high probability, and the remaining Poison Z requires a certain amount of luck.

Most of the mythical beasts stay in Silver Mountain because King Leiguan doesn't like to go out, and the same goes for his two beloved horses. They are both otakus by nature.

The Three Divine Pillars must support the testing work of the Ole Conference.

Doronbaruto is quite envious of this. It has begun to get used to life on Platinum Mountain, and its invisibility time has been greatly reduced.

Frequently running outside and encountering all kinds of strange things really conflict with its social-phobic personality.

But Kashiwagi firmly disagreed with it staying.

The consequences of the Steel Snake's long-term stay in Ourei taught him a profound lesson.

The social dinosaur had no choice but to keep up with the big team.

Long Xiao has a low status, so what can he say?

During a boring cruise.

Kashiwagi suddenly turned to the short video posted by Rotom's illustrated book——

After many years of absence in the Cerulean Gym battle, the first generation of Muji partners started a civil war, with Xiaozhi facing off against Xiaoxia.

It must have been taken a long time ago. Kashiwagi vaguely remembered that he had just arrived in Alola in the first half of the year, and Ash and the others happened to be on a study tour in Kanto.

Having said that.

I have met so many anime heroines, but I have never met the first generation Xiaoxia.

What a pity.

Kashiwagi's childhood filter made him have a good impression of Xiaoxia.

It would be better if she could change her hairstyle. The short hair with red and green is good. The side ponytail looks weird.

Of course.

It is an old tradition for female Pokémon characters to have weird hairstyles. For example, Marie's hairstyle makes people worry about her hairline.

The scene moves to the field.

The Pokémon on both sides are Pikachu and Gyarados. After a round of confrontation, Misty quickly started super evolution.

However, she is still no match for Xiaozhi.

Not to mention Pikachu's exaggerated movement and evasion ability, he stepped on the released electric current to escape from the storm vortex, and the operation of using energy as a pedal made him dumbfounded.

This works too! ?

You are worthy of it! Pikachu!

Xiaozhi can realize any whimsical instructions. What's the difference between you and the omnipotent wishing machine?

No wonder the Rocket trio chased desperately. If it were him...

"Ha~beer!"

Happiny's sneeze interrupted Kashiwagi's thoughts.

He asked with a guilty conscience, "What's wrong?"

"Happy!"

Happin shook his head and rubbed his barely detectable nose with his little hand in confusion.

Strange.

Why did he sneeze suddenly?

But he didn't think much about it, and quickly returned his attention to the airplane meal in front of him, picking up a piece and putting it in his mouth to taste it carefully.

"Happy~"

Delicious!

Another dish to make for everyone!

Happin's curly hair and little wings flew happily.

After the kitchen was divided into its territory, the big pink egg thought about making a fuss every day.

Some dishes that were not made in the past due to the influence of cooking utensils, spices, raw materials, etc., also became its goal to prepare on the menu.

Now it has accumulated more than 200 dishes.

For this reason, Kashiwagi specially knitted a chef's hat for him, but Happin cherished it too much, resulting in the chef's hat and nurse's hat becoming treasures in the cabinet together.

——

Melemel Island.

The long-lost beach villa.

The rental agency asked someone to come and clean it, so the interior is still clean.

After Kashiwagi took out the luggage from Gengar's stomach, he decided to go see Tapu Kuma.

I haven't seen it for a few months, I wonder how it is doing.

I have to go to Merdan to say hello. The huge amount of stolen money that Unit-0 sent last time probably caused him a lot of trouble.

"Aren't you coming with me?"

Kashiwagi looked at Porygon II flying out of his phone.

Porygon II smiled and shook his head, looking like he was very robbed.

He probably has to go to Chihuixing to complain.

Okay.

He sighed and rode on the three-headed dragon to the den of the bear.

After living on Platinum Silver Mountain for a long time.

Everyone began to become comfortable and their dependence on him also decreased.

For example, Gengar, in the past, it would definitely go with Kashiwagi.

Now it actually went to explore the jungle with two little Porygons, without asking him if he needed to go with them.

"Alas."

The treasure is too big to keep.

Kashiwagi leaned down and touched the hair on the neck of the three-headed dragon, "You are still the best."

"Shou!"

The three-headed dragon responded proudly.

Of all the Pokémon, it is the only one that remains enthusiastic and sticky for thousands of years.

The contrast between the two is particularly prominent.

So it has been very favored recently. Last night, Kashiwagi slept with his back to it.

Climbing over the vast sea of ​​trees.

After a while.

Kashiwagi has come to the big tree where the den of the Wearing Bear is located.

The climate change in the Alola region is not big throughout the year. There is no obvious four seasons, and the big trees are still dense.

The Rocket trio is not here, most likely they are out selling honey donuts again.

In the Alola chapter, they rarely work everywhere like before, and the funds spent on making robots are all earned by honey donuts.

I just don't know how the business is.

"Wearing Bear!"

He shouted around, but there was silence.

Wearing Bear and the Doll Bear were not there, and the shouting could not be called back. There is only one possibility for this situation.

They went to retrieve Team Rocket!

Unfortunately, they missed the target, so Kashiwagi could only say to the three-headed dragon: "Forget it, let's go to Ula'la Island."

Say hello to Murdan, and take a look at how Alola Meowth is doing.

"Scream!"

The three-headed dragon rushed straight into the sky.

Recently, trainers rarely touch everyone's heads to infuse strength, but always ask them to learn moves.

The smart Husky Dragon guessed that the trainer was probably hoarding a big wave.

The last time the trainer hoarded a big wave, he beat Boskodora to a state where it could not beat him at all.

Repeated defeats.

The three-headed dragon was so anxious that it almost grew three brains.

It was a majestic dragon that wanted to be the trump card, how could it fall under Boskodora's claws every time?

Now the opportunity has come.

The three-headed dragon must firmly grasp it!

Who is the hero in the world?

And the audience treasure: Big Mouth is arrogant and spoiled, Dragonite is not good at speaking, and Steelix only knows how to dig holes all day long;

Happiny is obsessed with cooking, Porygon II is not doing his job, and Milotic looks pretty but is actually a fool!

The rest of the Sun Coral, Dragonite and the brothers and sisters are all rotten fish and shrimps, so there is no need to care about them at all.

Only Gengar has been talking to the trainer recently about "I want to improve so much", which is a certain threat.

Is it great to get a super evolution?

The three-headed dragon can't help but grin when thinking of Gengar's face.

Fortunately, this fat guy also has a time to relax, and dared to leave the trainer to play before the victory or defeat.

Hmph!

Look at it, it will seize the time to swallow all this power in one gulp!

Thinking of the scene in the near future when Boskdorla is defeated by the invincible king himself, and a group of Pokémon such as Mouth willingly surrender, and the trainer hugs it and shouts "Ace".

The three-headed dragon is so happy that it is drooling.

Bang!

"Brother! It's going to fly into the water! Hey!"

Kaishi suddenly slapped the head of the middle of the three-headed dragon. I don't know what happened to the Husky Dragon, hehe, hahaha, and then flew lower and lower.

What is this?

He has grown up and wants to get a wife?

He stretched his neck curiously to look into the eyes of the three-headed dragon, and the latter quickly moved away because of guilt.

"Shh~"

"Fly quickly, don't come back when it's dark."

Kaishi didn't notice the clue and raised his head.

Awu said that the nostrils of the three-headed dragon in heat will open from time to time, snoring like panting.

The desire for destruction will also increase exponentially, and everything you see will want to be dismantled and bombed.

These characteristics have not yet appeared on the Hass Dragon.

It is a house-destroying creature. It often flies around on the Platinum Silver Mountain. It smashes large rocks into powder when it sees them.

It occasionally competes with some tall wild Pokémon in strength.

It is full of energy all day long.

Kashiwagi thought carefully, but he never expected that the three-headed dragon had already set its sights on the level rewards he saved.

A moment later.

Over Ula Ula Island.

The three-headed dragon flew over the exotic Malie City and landed in front of the police station.

"Another miss?"

Kashiwagi saw that there was no one in the police station, only a bunch of Alola Meowth, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

He met an acquaintance twice and missed twice. What bad luck!

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

The Alola Meowths saw the acquaintance coming and rushed over very enthusiastically. Only one of them looked at him blankly, then turned around and licked his fur.

They didn't join in the fun at all.

After dealing with the other Meowths, Kashiwagi walked up to it and said, "Do you remember me?"

"..."

Alola Meowth glanced at him and continued to lick his fur.

His aloof attitude was the same as before.

In fact, the main reason why he did this was that he had tried so hard to please Kashiwagi, but was not only rejected but also sent away.

He felt very embarrassed and his dignity was lost.

Therefore, Alola Meowth decided not to pay attention to him anymore.

Kashiwagi smiled and took out a rainbow-colored Poké Cube from his pocket, "This is a gift for you. Remember to eat it yourself. It's very precious."

Poké Cubes look like a kind of sugar snack, but they have special effects such as increasing the charm of Pokémon and adjusting their body shape.

They can also be used to satisfy hunger when necessary.

Xiaoyao once made [Xiaoyao Food No. 2], one of which can make Snorlax full.

And the rainbow version is undoubtedly the best among them.

"......Meow."

Alola Meowth wanted to refuse and show some backbone to Kashiwagi. But the rainbow-colored Poké Cube was too tempting, so he accepted it unwillingly.

At this time.

There was a clattering sound coming from outside the door.

Kashiwagi turned his head and happened to see Merdan, who looked annoyed, and Aserola, who was pushing his waist.

Their eyes met, and their expressions were different.

Aserola waved happily, "Ah, Kashiwagi! Long time no see!"

Merdan gritted his teeth and sneered, "You dare to come, boy! Aren't you afraid that I will beat you up?"

It was not easy to live a retired life, but there were tens of billions of dollars in his account inexplicably, and the remittance was still Team Rocket!

He was almost suspected of colluding with Team Rocket, especially since he had talked to Sakaki in the past few months!

Fortunately, the misunderstanding came and went quickly, and it was found out that it was Kashiwagi who did it, and he was cleared of all charges.

But after all this trouble, his old boss pestered him to rehire him.

At worst, he could serve as a consultant at the headquarters, or do some training or something.

As a result, he almost couldn't return to Ula'ula Island.

Consultant?

What a consultant!

When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous. Now that he saw Kashiwagi, Merdan couldn't help but grit his teeth when he spoke.