My Family Is Very Odd?

"Oh, yes, we also found a tutor for you." The young ghost said as he picked up the TV remote control.

"teacher?"

Li Xiaogui was silent for two seconds with his messy hair, and slowly took off his handle.

She put the silver ring of her wrist on the table while sitting tightly, milkingly said: "I have something to say."

"Don't tell me, take the hand ring back, go back to the room, comb your hair, change your clothes, and come out for breakfast. About the afternoon, the teacher should be here." The young ghost said coldly.

"But I want to go out to play." Li Xiaogui raised his head in a negotiating tone, revealing a pair of big eyes, and Blingbling looked forward to it.

Yesterday, I had a good time and the excitement was still there, which made Li Xiaogui still eager to continue to find Chen Yuanyuan and Shen Chen today.

In order not to be fooled by Little Ghost Li, the young ghost deliberately didn't go to see her, "No, go and change clothes. By the way, did you write your homework?"

Li Xiaogui: "..."

The young ghost knew that she must have not written when she didn't speak, and said slowly: "Just wait for a while and take out the homework by the way, and wait for the teacher while writing."

Li Xiaogui: "..." Bara drooped his head.

The young ghost didn't dare to look down at her even more, sitting upright, pretending to watch TV intently.

Two o'clock in the afternoon is when the sun is at its strongest.

A thin, bookish man with glasses stood at the door of the ghost house—he was called to exorcise the children of the ghost house.

Director Shen explained the basic situation to him.

How strange, there was a little human girl in the ghost house, which was raised by five ghosts.

What's even more surprising is that he has to teach the little girl in the ghost house to exorcise spirits!

The ghost asks the exorcist to teach the little human girl exorcism!

This is really the strangest thing he has heard this year!

Even more curiously, the Secretary actually agreed! He also needs to be kind and teach hard, not to scare the children, and get along well with the ghosts in the ghost house.

When did the exorcist become so harmonious with the ghost? Okay to get along?

Shouldn't it be a good way to get rid of ghosts?

Director Shen also said that the ghosts in the ghost house will not hurt people, so you can just go. The man was still a little nervous. He stood for a while, and finally plucked up the courage to press the doorbell.

The one who opened the door was an old woman with gorgeous hair. The man could tell at a glance that it was a ghost. To be honest, the man had not tried to communicate with ghosts other than sealed ghosts. He was a little uncomfortable and bowed stutteringly. Anxious and polite self-introduction:

"Hello, this is Wen Yuanrui, the tutor introduced by Director Shen!"

"You are here, come in, baby is in the living room, I will take you there." The hag smiled, but she is really kind and kind. If she is not black, her complexion is not a fiasco, and her eyes are not only A pair of black holes.

Wen Yuanrui nodded, "Yes, thank you, excuse me."

Granny Hag: "Don't disturb, don't disturb, we're waiting for you! The old man has not been able to find a suitable tutor, and he is not satisfied with looking for him. He is finally waiting for you. My little baby will please you."

This sounds like the ordinary parents who met when they were part-time tutors at Wen Yuanrui University, worrying about their children, and it can even be said that there is no difference.

This mixed with the black air radiating from it made him feel a little trance, like two truncated dimensions.

Granny Hag: "But don't be too strict. If the little one can't learn it, don't blame her..."

This is different from the parents of Jackie Chan whom he coached. When Wen Yuanrui was thinking this way, a young ghost roared from the living room: "8+2=10, how much is 10-8? Eight plus two equals ten, eight Plus two equals ten! It is said that eight plus two equals ten. Do you still need to think about how much ten minus eight equals? Are you messing with me!"

Kid: "I don't! Dad, I'm thinking seriously! Don't make me laugh!"

Young ghost: "I don't! Who is making you laugh! No one is making you laugh! Eight plus two is a few! Say! Don't think about it! Say it!"

When the father and daughter were fighting, the ghost mother and Wen Yuanrui arrived, and the ghost mother smiled and said, "The teacher is here."

Hearing this, the young ghost's eyes lit up immediately, and he and Li Xiaogui looked over at the same time.

The young ghost saw the exorcist so pleasing to his eyes for the first time: "It just happens that you are here, so let's help tutor the little ghost's homework first."

The young exorcist shook his heart at that time. He looked at Li Xiaogui's innocent eyes, and remembered why he, who majored in education, had tried so hard to learn exorcism and was determined to be an exorcist.

...

Two weeks later, Wen Yuanrui became bald, thinner, autistic, and stronger. He felt more and more that the ghost house family seemed to be no different from an ordinary family of six. Sometimes he even felt that He was facing a group of people, not ghosts.

If it weren't for the **** guy who always passed through the walls of the house and bumped back and forth, the other people in the family would always be out of sight, suddenly appearing and disappearing...

Today is the birthday of the little princess in the ghost house. Wen Yuanrui, a teacher who has coached the little princess for two weeks, was also invited to her birthday party.

He looked at the gifts he picked out after spending a whole day in shopping malls at home, frowning: he didn't know whether the little princess liked it.

...

A lazy light shines through the window, Little Ghost Li wearing a small apron is standing on the stool and the strong ghost is making cakes.

Today is her birthday. She invited Chen Chen, Chen Yuanyuan and Teacher Wen to attend her birthday. Before they come, Little Gui wants to prepare a lot of delicious food for them.

Little Ghost Li opened her hand and looked at the strong ghost eagerly, waiting for it to pass a large bowl of white unformed dense cream, she happily held the big bowl in her arms, learning how the strong ghost just beat eggs Maker stirs.

"Yes, play in one direction... Add a spoonful of sugar... Yes, that's it, the kid is awesome." The strong ghost looked at Li Xiaogui and said, "When you hit it, you can use a whisk to stir up the cream. Up."

Li Xiaogui nodded vigorously: "En!"

Because the strong ghost had already been beaten in advance, Li Xiaogui succeeded in whipping the cream in a short while. Li Xiaogui looked at the cream that was stirred up, his eyes were bright, and he was full of accomplishment, "Brother, all right!"

Strong ghost: "The kid is awesome. I'll pack the cream, and then bring the cake. You can wash the fruit."

Li Xiaogui: "Okay!" She nodded obediently, and ran to wash the fruit.

When the strong ghost brought the cake and the encapsulated cream, Li Xiaogui had already washed the fruit and put it in the basket.

The strong ghost asked Li Xiaogui to pick some fruits that could be decorated on the cake. Li Xiaogui quickly picked his favorite strawberry, put it in a glass bowl and ran towards the strong ghost with flour on her face. , While smiling vigorously at it, shouting:

"Brother, brother!"

The strong ghost shouted heartily: "Hole, when we spread the cake with cream and squeeze the flowers, we will put the strawberries on it!"

Li Xiaogui nodded vigorously: "Hmm!"

Little ghost Li watched intently as the strong ghost put the creamy yellow cake on the cream, his eyes were full of admiration. Then use the cream to squeeze layers of flowers on the cake.

"Wow!" Li Xiaogui looked at the familiar technique of the strong ghost, like some kind of magical magic, and squeezed a beautiful flower on the cake.

The strong ghost handed the cream stick to Li Xiaogui: "You can also try it! It's fun!"

Little ghost Li nodded eagerly. While she was holding the cream and cautiously trying to squeeze the flowers on the edge of the cake, the strong ghost didn't know where it turned into a camera. While holding the camera, he said it was cute while taking pictures of her. .

"It's ugly!" Little Ghost Li couldn't control his strength and accidentally squeezed out the cream. The strong ghost screamed so cute, and took a picture of the little ghost's pouting mouth before going to help her.

The strong ghost easily separated the failed cream from the cake with a knife, without breaking the cake at all.

He held the cream separated with a knife to Little Ghost Li to see.

Little ghost Li stretched out her hand and took a sip into her mouth. The cream melted in the mouth, it was dense, dense and sweet. She raised her head and looked at the strong ghost loudly: "Delicious! Brother is great!"

The strong ghost laughed heartily.

They laughed one after another in the kitchen.

After the cake was made, they started to make puffs, cookies, caramel pudding...every time they made a kind, the strong ghost would first fly to Li Xiaogui’s hand or mouth to feed her, even birthday Before it started, Little Ghost Li was already full.

The strong ghost fed to the end, and looked at Li Xiaogui's chubby belly, only to realize it was broken. If this continues, she will definitely be scolded to death by the female ghost and the young ghost!

Most importantly, eating too much kid can easily indigestion and stomach ache! And now even the birthday party hasn't started!

In order to control his impulse to feed Little Ghost Li, the strong ghost who suddenly woke up told Li Xiaogui that the kitchen was almost ready and the time was almost up. He asked her to go back and change new clothes and coax the little ghost out.

Little ghost Li was very obedient and excited and ran all the way back to the room. There was a birthday dress that ghosts had picked for her in the closet. Little ghost Li put on the clothes. When he admired in the mirror, he suddenly heard something outside the window. Calling her name nonchalantly.

"Little devil... Little devil..."

"Little devil... Little devil..."

"Little Ghost..."

She turned her head and looked to the window. There was nothing, the voice was still faintly calling her name.

Li Xiaogui asked: "Are you calling me?"

The voice did not answer, and it still repeated: "Little ghost, little ghost."

Thin, slowly.

Xiaogui Li walked over, and she could gradually see the bottom of the window outside, as if there was a small, dark object stuck. But when she opened the window, it was gone.

There was only a small white rabbit candy outside the window.

The author has something to say:

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