My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful

The two people who are also salted fish in the society, of course, the life they yearn for is a life of eating, sleeping, eating, and playing games when they are bored.

The high-intensity and high-discipline activity of military training was simply anti-human for the two of them.

Mo Nanbei sighed. Although he resisted, he still had to accept this reality, so he complained, "Military training is simply a non-human organization activity."

Li Ziqian nodded, "I totally agree."

"Can I escape?" Mo Nanbei began to say some rude words.

"How did you escape?"

"For example, what would I prove to be unhealthy? Or... bribe the instructor?"

"Do you think it is suitable?"

The military training at the university just started, in order to escape, they cheated teachers and bribed the instructors. If this spread, the reputation would not be too bad.

"Oh, I really don't want to." Mo Nanbei cried out in pain.

When I think of the running laps, standing in the military posture, and walking in the right steps during military training, I get tired.

The main reason is that the sun gives face every day now, which is another challenge to the hard-pressed duo who need military training.

"It's alright, I want to open up." Li Ziqian was also very annoying at first, but looking at Mo Nanbei's appearance of dying now, he suddenly felt more balanced.

Sure enough, this kind of cognition and feeling need to be set off.

"I really can't think of it, and you know what, when I was in high school, that military training almost killed me."

Li Ziqian is very interested in Mo Nanbei's unbearable past, "Why do you say this?"

"On the first day of my military training, I wanted to go home. My mother came to give me food. I really wanted to sit in my mother's car and escape."

"So did you escape?"

"I wanted to escape, but I called the head teacher, he refused, and said that if I was sick, I would take out a hospital certificate, and if I was not sick, I would do military training."

Looking back now, it is still a history of blood and tears.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Li Ziqian sighed, "How miserable."

"Yes, and military training depends on luck. Most female instructors are more aggressive than male instructors. When I was a freshman in high school, it was very unfortunate that I was assigned a female instructor."

"and then?"

"Then the female instructor was like crazy, she asked us to do frog jumping, and squatted around the plastic track to walk back and forth. At that time, some girls cried, but the instructor said it was useless to cry, they had to crawl. to the end."

"Damn it." Hearing Mo Nanbei's description, he even frightened Li Ziqian, "It seems really scary."

"Yes, so I hope that in this military training, it is best to be assigned a male instructor."

"The male instructor is not fierce?"

"Male instructors are okay. The most important thing is that male instructors will be sympathetic. For example, when doing push-ups, boys will ask for 30, and girls will only ask for 10, but female instructors are not like this."

"No, I want to raise a banner of protest for the male compatriots and suggest that all the instructors treat them equally."

"Get out of here!" Mo Nanbei's expression suddenly became fierce. "If you dare to post such unjust remarks on the school forum, I will beat you to death."

"Oh~" Li Ziqian nodded, "Fortunately you reminded me, I'll vaccinate the instructors on the forum."

"Your uncle's Li Ziqian!"

"But it looks like I have to go shopping for sunscreen tomorrow." Mo Nanbei said.

These days, I came to my new home and was busy with various matters about my new home, so I didn't pay much attention to the preparations for military training.

Well, there is one more day tomorrow.

"Well, that's fine, just so we can go and have a look nearby."

If two people who stay at home suddenly go out, it must be forced.

"But..." Li Ziqian asked again, "It seems that you haven't talked about how your counselor is?"

"Our counselor, a young man, but he looks very vicissitudes of life. He should be a person who is not very good at managing things, but he is a good person." Mo Nanbei actually likes such a counselor who doesn't like to be in charge.

"Our instructor is a female teacher and looks a bit fierce."

"It's okay, as long as you don't let her know you in particular, she won't ask you for anything."

"...well, I think she already knows me."

"How do you say it! Your counselor has such a good memory that you have already recognized the faces and names?"

"No, it was I who always talked to the same table when she was talking. She reminded her twice, and then they got to know each other."

"Hahaha." Mo Nanbei laughed mercilessly, "You're going to laugh at me to death, you."

"Is it that funny?" Li Ziqian frowned and didn't understand.

"As expected of you, Li Ziqian, by the way, why do you keep talking to the same table?"

"Because my deskmate is a social cow and talks a lot, but others are pretty good. We plan to sit together in class in the future."

"Hey." Mo Nanbei was a little incredulous, "You actually made friends?"

"Cut~ is it weird?" Li Ziqian was dissatisfied.

"It's not surprising, you'll introduce me to you next time."

"Let him come to eat dog food?"

"Isn't that good? It proves that you have dog food and you are the first to ask him to eat it. It shows how good you are to him."

"...you are such a cruel woman.

After chatting happily for a while, Li Ziqian thought of the **** military training again, and couldn't help sighing again.

"Ah~"

Mo Nanbei's mood was also moved by Li Ziqian, and he also said "Alas~".

"I won't have a good life in the next half month."

"However, thankfully, we can quilt without any tofu cubes."

This reflects the benefits of renting students.

"Yes, if you need a lunch break, you can stay overnight in the dormitory of the group of good friends you know."

"You too, don't you have that same table."

Even if you are reluctant to accept the fact that military training is about to be carried out, what should come will always come. In addition to being tired, you may also get a different taste. After all, you can’t escape, so you can only force yourself. Just get used to it.

After a good night's sleep, it was time for Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei to go out together to buy sunscreen products the next day.

It is also at this time that the two people are willing to go out of the community to look around.

There is a long street nearby, all kinds of restaurants, and there is a supermarket not far from the community. If you walk along the road, you will find a shopping mall.

Because the two were going to buy things for external use, of course their eyes were locked on that mall.

In fact, it doesn't matter to Li Ziqian whether to prevent sunscreen or not. Anyway, if he gets a tan, he will come back in vain. Besides, a man with masculinity will have no problem even if he gets dark. The main reason is that Mo Nanbei is more attentive to sunscreen. Because she said that one white hides three ugly, and one black destroys everything, but Li Ziqian thinks it is not that exaggerated at all.

When the two entered the mall, Li Ziqian asked Mo Nanbei, "If you want to protect the sun, what do you need to buy?"

"Sunscreen sunscreen spray, and if you can, it's best to buy something that provides physical sun protection."

"I remember, don't you have sunscreen?" Li Ziqian thought that Mo Nanbei's bedroom table clearly had it.

"That doesn't work. The SPF is not high enough. It is only suitable for daily use at home or when going out. For military training, you need a high SPF."

Li Ziqian was dumbfounded, "What is it? Are there so many rules for sunscreen?"

"Of course." Mo Nanbei smiled proudly, and when he met something Li Ziqian didn't understand, Mo Nanbei became more confident.

"Wait, you just said you need to wear sunscreen every day at home."

"yes."

"Ok?"

What is this operation?

Seeing Li Ziqian's expression of incomprehension, Mo Nanbei didn't intend to explain, but said, "I tell you you don't understand either, anyway, you have to know that it's not that you don't need to wear sunscreen when there is no sun. It’s a must-have all year round.”

"But I don't wear sunscreen all year round, and I don't have a lot of meat."

"Your grandma's, get out of here!"

The two walked around the mall and stopped at a store specializing in cosmetics. The counter lady was still recommending to Mo Nanbei, and said a lot of terms like 'film-forming agents' and 'skin nourishing ingredients'.

When Li Ziqian came here, he felt like a Muggle, but he just looked around and poked some strange cosmetics and skin care products from time to time.

Then I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, women are really troublesome.

After a wonderful introduction by the lady at the counter, Mo Nanbei finally chose a bottle of sunscreen and a bottle of sunscreen spray.

After leaving the store, Li Ziqian couldn't help but ask, "Can spray and cream still achieve different effects?"

"No, but the skin feels different. I'm going to spray the spray on my arms, and I'm going to apply the cream to my face and neck.

"Then you can wipe it off for me too."

Mo Nanbei glanced at Li Ziqian with a strange look, "Didn't you say, you don't need it? You won't lose any meat anyway, right?"

"Hey~" Li Ziqian felt that a man should be able to bend and stretch, "You bought it anyway, and you happen to have it, so if I don't respect it, it's better to obey."

"..."

After buying these chemical sunscreens, Mo Nanbei was thinking about what physical sunscreens to buy.

"Actually, buying a mask that only exposes two eyes and the breathing part of the nose is the most useful for sun protection, even more useful than sunscreen or something, but I'm not sure whether to buy it or not."

"?? You want to be a Kamen Rider, right?" Li Ziqian asked.

"But that sunscreen mask is the most useful." Mo Nanbei explained.

Just saying that it doesn't have much appeal, just in front of a store, there is the mask described by Mo Nanbei.

Then Mo Nanbei dragged Li Ziqian into someone else's store. With the approval of the clerk, he took off the sunscreen mask on display and put it on his face for Li Ziqian to see.

If I didn't watch it, Li Ziqian thought it would be a cool image of Kamen Rider, but after watching it, I realized that it was so funny.

Only two holes for the eyes were dug out of the thick and hard fabric, and the nose part was like a door curtain, which could be opened and closed, and the part that provided breathing was left as standard.

Plus that water green color scheme...

A proper octopus brother.

"Hahahaha." Li Ziqian couldn't help laughing.

Mo Nanbei took off the mask again, "I know what you're laughing at, but it's ugly, but it really works."

"I suggest you accumulate some merit."

"what does it mean?"

"If you wear such a mask and stand in a military posture, the people next to you will easily be amused if they look at your face, and you must not be punished to death by the instructor."

As we all know, when standing in a military posture, apart from leaning forward, you can't move at all. Even pushing your glasses requires a report first, let alone someone who dares to challenge the instructor's majesty and laugh.

Therefore, according to Li Ziqian, if Mo Nanbei is still willing to take care of the life and death of the people around him, he should not be a clown wearing such a mask.

"Okay." After Li Ziqian's inappropriate lecture, Mo Nanbei gave in.

The main reason is that this thing is really too funny and obvious to wear, and it is estimated that the instructor will not allow it, not only that, but also may be ruthlessly taught by the instructor's vicious tongue.

For example, what is said: "What Miss Qianjin, you have been trained in the military, why do you still care about your face?"

Later, Mo Nanbei bought two more ice sleeves in the mall and went back with Li Ziqian.

Today's purchase of sunscreens is also over.

In the evening, the two casually ate dinner at the table.

Because the military training will start tomorrow, and they will form a formation at 6:40 in the morning, so the two plan to have more fun tonight, otherwise once the military training starts, they will be exhausted every day. Not enough.

So Li Ziqian's suggestion is to play games for a while at night, and then try to go to bed as early as possible.

Because I have been living in a rented house for the past few days, I naturally sleep until the sun rises every day. If I suddenly change my schedule, it will make both of them uncomfortable.

The biological clock still has to be corrected slowly, especially in this stressful military training life.

Li Ziqian has a lot to say about the military training uniform he just received today.

Because the ratio of the upper and lower lengths is not normal at all, and it is extremely loose, Li Ziqian even felt that these simple military training pants would have the feeling of being worn out of work clothes and hip-hop.

And Mo Nanbei was even more troubled. She held up a loose and long military training coat, her face was speechless, and she even began to doubt herself, "Did the person who distributed the clothes when I reported my height heard it wrong? Why is mine so big."

The same goes for Mo Nanbei's trousers. When he compared them on his body, he found that they had grown a lot.

Li Ziqian looked at Mo Nanbei, and immediately regained his balance, "Hey, why does a person grow in your clothes?"

The military training uniform is a standard camouflage uniform, with a belt, military training shoes and a belt. The clothes are trousers and jackets plus a short sleeve inside. They are all camouflage. If the weather is too hot, you can take off the jacket when you are resting. .

The quality is actually very good, and it feels quite thick, but according to the current daily temperature, it seems that it does not need to be so real.

After complaining about the military training uniform, the two happily played games in the game room for three hours, and then went back to bed each.

The two lying on the bed, Li Ziqian was thinking about whether to go out to eat or eat in the school cafeteria at noon the next day, while Mo Nanbei prayed silently in his heart that the instructor tomorrow would not be a woman.

The military training came as promised. When Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei put on their military training uniforms and hurried there, they could see that the entire playground was full of little green men.

The two found the department and found their corresponding class. At this time, the two of them were actually not far away. Li Ziqian looked to the side and found the location of Mo Nanbei.

But when the instructors arrive in a neat line, the instructors will decide which class to take.

After the final division was completed, Li Ziqian's class was assigned to another class, the same department but different majors, and the two classes combined also had a new name.

The seventeenth squad.

But at this time, Li Ziqian could no longer see Mo Nanbei's shadow.

The instructor assigned to Li Ziqian's class was a male. He was wearing black boots, with a tall figure and a strong voice, and began to say some precautions.

"I will be your instructor in the future. If there is no accident in the past two weeks, I will be with you. You have all had military training before, right, so you must have some understanding of military training, maybe some You forgot about it, so I'll stress it again here.

The first is the issue of clothing, the hat must be worn correctly! Don't be like a douchebag. "

Speaking of this, some students with low laughs laughed out loud.

Instructor You immediately became serious, "Don't laugh! I'll stress this issue again, let's talk about clothing first, and the belt must be fastened, it must not be loose, it must be tightened, and the shirt is not allowed to be tucked into the pants. Here, don't blame me for punishing you to do squats when you are caught by me. You also have to tidy up your collars. Just imagine, you are a soldier now, and you can't even wear your clothes. What is the image of a soldier?

There are also pants, no matter whether I am long or short, I am not allowed to roll them up, and socks, it is best to change them to black. I just reminded today that many students don’t know so I will not say it. I will have to do it tomorrow. Correction is in place, as for girls, if they have short hair, it is fine, as long as the hair can be tied up, it must be tied up, no loose hair is allowed! "

"And you." The instructor pointed to a girl in the queue. "Although your hair is tied up, your bangs are too long. It's best to keep it behind."

The girl quickly nodded when she heard the instructor's teaching.

"There is also the issue of discipline. As long as you are in the queue, as long as it is not a break, as long as you move, whether it is scratching your face, fluffing your hair, or holding your glasses, you must report it, and you will be punished for the first time if you don't report it. , the second time everyone is punished, and the punishment time is increased repeatedly, because you are a group, understand?!"

"understood!"

"And what I just mentioned, don't laugh. No matter how funny it is, you have to hold back. If you can't help it, you have to report it, otherwise it will be treated the same."

Li Ziqian stood up straight and didn't dare to let out the air. Isn't this a proper unequal treaty?

But it reminded him of another trick.

We are professionally trained to laugh no matter how funny it is, unless we can't help it...

After emphasizing the issue of politeness, the instructors began to line up for everyone, from low to high according to height.

The two classes were also broken up and merged together.

Fortunately, next to Li Ziqian was Zhou Tianyang.

The two looked at each other and smiled, but they dared not speak out due to the majesty of the instructor.

In the morning's military training, almost nothing was taught. The instructor just shouted a few times to take a breath and stood at attention.

And standing in a military posture for two hours at every turn made Li Ziqian's soles hurt so much that he stood up straight, and all kinds of discomfort flooded into his heart.

After finally resting, the instructor asked everyone to sit on the ground and continued his teaching, "You performed well in the morning, as long as you perform well, I will not make you feel too uncomfortable. Remember, everything you are suffering is yourselves. Your performance is determined, as long as you perform well, I will definitely let you rest often, can you hear it clearly?"

"Listen clearly—"

After saying this, the instructor went to chat with the female instructor of the next team.

Seeing the instructor's disappearing figure, Li Ziqian breathed a sigh of relief.

Sitting on the small lawn that belongs to him, Li Ziqian shook his neck, shook his head, and twisted his ankle.

Zhou Tianyang was obviously too tired, so he leaned directly on Li Ziqian's body, "Brother Qian'er, I'm tired."

"..." Li Ziqian was unguarded by the sudden weight, "he straightened reluctantly and pushed Zhou Tianyang over, "Don't press me, I want to live a few more days. "

Zhou Tianyang smiled and put on a frown again, "Brother Qian'er, I'm really tired, help me."

"I'm not a fool."

"Brother Qian'er, your mouth is so poisonous."

"...But, how did you get this name?"

Brother Qian'er? It was the first time Li Ziqian heard someone call him such a strange name.

Why does it sound like a cross talk.

"Because I like a comedian."

"Nima, it really came like this."

"Brother Qian'er, let's have dinner together at noon."

"It's still two hours before lunch time, so you're thinking about having lunch?"

Sure enough, Li Ziqian discovered that Zhou Tianyang was also a mediocre little genius.

But it's not surprising that his love for dry rice can be seen from his appearance.

"Let's talk about it first, the next break is probably going to be for lunch, so of course we have to talk about it now." Zhou Tianyang was serious, and then said with a smile: "I know that there is a restaurant on the third floor of the canteen that is very delicious, even rice. Delicious and fragrant, or do you like to eat pasta, there is a window on the second floor, and every bowl of noodles on the menu is exquisite."

"..."

Li Ziqian sighed. As a freshman, Zhou Tianyang had already figured out the cafeteria, but Li Ziqian had no idea.

Sure enough, the dry meal is still on the line of Zhou Tianyang.

"If I'm at noon, go with others."

Zhou Tianyang was startled and shook Li Ziqian's shoulder, "Damn it, you already found a new love? I thought I was your only one, but it turned out that I paid by mistake."

Unexpectedly, Zhou Tianyang is still a showman this week.

"Go away, I'm with my girlfriend."

Zhou Tianyang, who was about to live just now, immediately turned into a gossip on his face, "Damn it, do you have a girlfriend?"

Li Ziqian thinks this is somewhat offensive, what's wrong? Is it weird to have a girlfriend?

"Yes, I have a girlfriend, don't I deserve it?"

"It's a match, you're a perfect match. I knew you had a girlfriend. Actually, I guessed it."

"..."

"I have a girlfriend at the beginning of school. Did you bring it over from high school?" Zhou Tianyang raised his eyebrows deliberately, full of curiosity.

But Li Ziqian didn't plan to play cards according to the routine, "No, this is the college girlfriend I just made at the beginning of school."

Zhou Tianyang, who had no shrewdness, looked surprised again, "Damn it, Brother Qian'er, are you really fake?"

Li Ziqian nodded, "Really."

"I do not believe!"

"Really true."

As soon as he said this, a rushing whistle sounded throughout the playground, and every team that was sitting and resting on the ground immediately stood up like a conditioned reflex. Li Ziqian also got up quickly and sorted out his clothes by the way.

The instructor also came quickly and looked at everyone with serious eyes.

And Zhou Tianyang was still full of curiosity about Li Ziqian at this time, and the sudden end of the rest made it impossible to ask the following questions.

Immediately began the following training, and for the rest of the morning, the instructor finally stopped fighting the military posture, and began to practice twisting.

The swivel body has been learned in elementary school physical education classes as early as, so the instructors do not plan to teach systematically, but directly practice slogans.

At first, it was still slow, "Turn left - turn, right - turn."

At this time, Li Ziqian still felt very simple and relaxed, but the instructor did not like to play cards according to the routine, and he started to speed up later.

"Turn left, turn right, turn back, turn left, turn right, turn back."

The entire queue was also moving quickly under the command of the instructor.

Li Ziqian felt that all the seeds in his head turned dizzy.

The instructor's quick order continued, "Turn left, turn right, stop—"

As soon as the call stopped, I found that there were many tricks in the queue. For example, Li Ziqian and Zhou Tianyang were facing each other. The frightened Li Ziqian thought he was wrong, and looked around in a hurry. It's not your fault.

No, it was Zhou Tianyang who was wrong?

This Muggle... Li Ziqian sighed inwardly.

Zhou Tianyang finally found his mistake, and tried to carefully twist his body to return to the correct position, but was dismissed by the instructor, "That tall man, what are you doing, stand still, I I saw you all."

Zhou Tianyang had to continue to maintain his wrong position, facing Li Ziqian.

The two of them looked at each other and suddenly felt like they wanted to laugh.

No, I can't laugh, I want to laugh and report.

In order to prevent himself from breaking the defense, Li Ziqian closed his eyes directly, while the sincere Zhou Tianyang laughed out loud after shouting "Report to the instructor".

"What's the matter, you." The instructor walked up to Zhou Tianyang, "What's your name?"

"Report to the instructor, Zhou Tianyang."

"louder!"

"Report the instructor, Zhou Tianyang!"

"Didn't you eat?"

"My name is Zhou Tianyang!"

"I asked if you didn't eat? Be louder!"

"Zhou Tianyang!"

Fortunately, Li Ziqian avoided his gaze on purpose, otherwise, he would definitely be unable to hold back Zhou Tianyang's twisted face, and he would be the one who died.

The instructor also raised his voice, "Zhou Tianyang, why did I mention you!?"

"Because I turned wrong."

"Very good! Will you do it again next time?"

"Report to the instructor, no more!"

With the instructor and Zhou Tianyang, the two seemed to be comparing their voices, and Li Ziqian, who was closest to the two, was really hurt by it.

It felt like I was back in high school, when the Chinese teacher stood in front of me with a loudspeaker and gave a lecture.

"Zhou Tianyang, turn 45 degrees to the right, get ready for push-ups!"

Then Zhou Tianyang did ten push-ups under everyone's attention.

In fact, the instructor wanted Zhou Tianyang to continue after ten, but the unsatisfactory Zhou Tianyang lay directly on the ground. The instructor couldn't stand it any longer, so he directly asked Zhou Tianyang to stand.

Then after practicing for a while, the instructor caught a few people who turned in the wrong direction and punished them, and then continued to make everyone stand in the military position.

Standing in a military posture, the whole body is straight, the palms are tightly clinging to the seams of the trousers, the body is leaning forward, and the soles of the feet must bear the weight of the body.

It's fine to hold this tense posture for a while, but as long as it is in hours, the pain in the feet will be unbearable.

And the instructor, who has nothing to do and loves to do things, likes to pull people's arms from time to time, just to check whether it is tightly attached to the trousers.

This kind of feeling is really uncomfortable, because the standing person has nothing else to share his attention with, so all his attention is on the pain he is suffering now, and sometimes Li Ziqian has to force himself to divert his attention. Try to forget what you are suffering now.

The content of the military training later in the morning was basically dominated by the standing military posture. Finally, the much-anticipated dry meal time came, and the various teams began to leave the playground in an orderly manner.

After finally leaving the playground and disbanding, Li Ziqian's first thing was to take off the hat on his head to fan himself.

Because of the pressure of the hat, his hair was tightly attached to his scalp, so Li Ziqian felt that his current hairstyle must be very strange.

Standing by the fence outside the playground and waiting for a while, Zhou Tianyang rushed over.

"Brother Qian'er, why are you running so fast?"

"Have it?"

"Fortunately, you're still here waiting for me, I'm so touched."

"..."

Can it be said that it is not for waiting for him?

"Brother Qian'er, are you going to dinner with your girlfriend?"

"correct."

"Can you take me?"

Li Ziqian said without hesitation, "Yes."

"Agree so simply, aren't you afraid that my charm is too dazzling, I will fascinate your girlfriend and then you will be jealous?"

"..." Li Ziqian twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Li Ziqian thought he was narcissistic enough, so there is still a master here.

Really resigned.

I had agreed with Mo Nanbei that we would meet here, but Mo Nanbei's team seemed to be in the back of the line and didn't see her come out for a long time.

Zhou Tianyang stood on Li Ziqian's left and started his own mode of breaking the casserole and asking the question to the end, "Brother Qian'er, is it true what you said today, you and your girlfriend really knew each other on the first day of school. ?"

"Yes." Li Ziqian nodded.

And suddenly found that cheating Zhou Tianyang seems to be a very fun thing.

"Damn it, Brother Qian'er, you are too fierce. You must have read countless women. How many girlfriends have you had?"

"Well..." Li Ziqian pretended to think, "Not many, just 20."

"Damn it, when did it start?"

"junior high school."

"It turns out that Brother Qian'er has been Aquaman since junior high school, tsk tsk tsk." Zhou Tianyang sighed, as if these words sounded like some kind of magical story.

"I talked about it in elementary school, but it was too young at that time, so I didn't count it."

"My day, it turns out that I have been Aquaman since elementary school." Zhou Tianyang's eyes at Li Ziqian have changed from inconceivable to admiration, "When can I be as handsome as Brother Qian'er."

"No no no." Li Ziqian pretended to be worried, "I advise you not to follow me, I also have a lot of troubles like this, for example, an ex-girlfriend will come to me over and over again and want to get back with me, which is very tiring. "

I was immersed in the road of cheating Zhou Tianyang and couldn't extricate myself when a cold, sharp voice suddenly came from behind, "What ex-girlfriend is looking for you?"

Oops, it's Mo Nanbei.

Li Ziqian turned her head tremblingly, and saw Mo Nanbei's malicious expression, she took a few steps forward with her hands on her hips, "Li Ziqian, what did you just say about your ex-girlfriend?"

"Oh." Li Ziqian smiled, and then patted Zhou Tianyang next to him, "It's this good brother, he's an amorous one. Recently, an ex-girlfriend came to find him to get back together. He's thinking about what to do."

Mo Nanbei frowned, a little disbelieving, "Is that so?" Then he looked at the tall and stout male classmate.

He didn't even need to wink at Li Ziqian, Zhou Tianyang immediately understood, "Indeed, it's what Brother Qian'er said, I am an amorous person, and my ex-girlfriend asked me to get back together. "

Since Mo Nanbei didn't hear what Li Ziqian said just now, he had to frown and choose to believe what the two said.

Originally, Li Ziqian said so much to be nonsense, in order to deceive the stupid Zhou Tianyang, but if Mo Nanbei heard those words and misunderstood them, there would be a big problem.

Li Ziqian was worried that he might not know how he died. It is very likely that Zhengxiang was sleeping in the middle of the night, and Mo Nanbei brought the sweat medicine directly to him and hurt him.

The three were silent for a while, and Li Ziqian realized that he, as the middleman, had forgotten to introduce himself to the two of them, so he spread his palms to Zhou Tianyang and said to Mo Nanbei, "This is my new friend who lives locally. It's called Zhou Tianyang, and most importantly, he has social bullshit."

Mo Nanbei looked at Zhou Tianyang, and Zhou Tianyang also scratched his head and smiled and said, "Hello, sister-in-law."

Then Li Ziqian began to introduce Mo Nanbei again, "This is my girlfriend, called Mo Nanbei, the little fairy with a bad mouth."

"Fuck you, how do you introduce me?" Mo Nanbei shoved Li Ziqian with a stern expression.

Li Ziqian coughed, then continued to Zhou Tianyang: "Look, I can understand."

Zhou Tianyang also nodded wisely, and then said to Mo Nanbei with a smile, "Hello Bei'er sister-in-law."

Mo Nanbei frowned, what a strange name.

Seeing that Mo Nanbei's expression became subtle, Zhou Tianyang explained, "Because I called Qian'er brother Qian'er brother, so for the sake of symmetry, I called my sister-in-law Bei'er's sister-in-law, so it's still a couple's name."

Both Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei were silent.

This is really... redefining 'couple's name'.

As a single dog, Zhou Tianyang still has such intentions.

It's quite emotional.

Mo Nanbei had no choice but to say, "You don't need to call me sister-in-law, just call me by my name."

There's really no need to force a couple's name to be a couple for the sake of matching.

Moreover, when Zhou Tianyang called "Beijing's Sister-in-law", it sounded like he was scolding turtle grandson...

"Is that appropriate?" Zhou Tianyang turned to look at Li Ziqian.

"Of course it fits." Li Ziqian replied.

"Well."

Li Ziqian felt a little strange, how could he feel as if he had accepted a younger brother.

"Then the three of us, let's go to dinner together?" Li Ziqian suggested.

Originally, whether it was when Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei were together, or when Li Ziqian and Zhou Tianyang were together, the atmosphere was very lively, and there was a lot of talk and bullshit.

Now that the three of them are together, why does the atmosphere seem to be a little more subtle?

so weird.

So in order to be the lubricant for the two, Li Ziqian had to talk a lot.

"Let's go out to eat, shall we?" Li Ziqian was still very interested in the food outside the school.

"Okay, is there anything delicious outside the school? I always ate in the cafeteria when I first came here, so I haven't eaten outside yet." Zhou Tianyang was excited when he mentioned eating.

"Mo Nanbei, what do you think?" Li Ziqian ignored Zhou Tianyang and turned to ask Mo Nanbei.

"Hmm." Mo Nanbei nodded, "I can do it."

So the three of them set foot on the road to eat outside the school.

Zhou Tianyang didn't mind if he didn't get a response, but continued to ask, "Are both of you renting off-campus? Or what?"

"It's all rented." Li Ziqian replied.

"So, you two are renting together?" Zhou Tianyang realized it later.

"That's right." Mo Nanbei responded.

"Damn it." Zhou Tianyang's mental activity has exploded.

The couple who just met on the first day of school, have they already rented together?