My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful
Chapter 87: kill him ===
Lunch time passed quickly, because of lack of sleep, the piano practice plan at noon today was naturally terminated.
Mo Nanbei and Li Ziqian walked to their respective 'sites', both lay down, and each fell asleep.
Li Ziqian was worried for a whole morning, and his nerves were already very tired.
In addition, the debuff of being sleepy after eating, he fell asleep within two minutes of lying down.
On the other hand, Mo Nanbei fell into a deep thought while looking at the sky that suddenly became not very bright.
Originally, she wasn't very sleepy this morning, but the day suddenly became cloudy and there was a tendency to rain. With low blood pressure and low blood sugar, she would inevitably have some physical discomfort.
Not only sleepy, but also some headaches, and even exhausted.
——Sure enough, let’s leave the complicated things for tomorrow.
- Now... go to sleep first.
Cloudy days always make people sleepy.
At this moment, the two people, who were both capable of bbq and extremely good at thinking, both gave up and seized the 'few' alone time to calculate each other.
When I lay down and felt the mystery called 'rest', I emptied my brain, closed my eyes, and rested.
I slept soundly this time.
If the alarm clock hadn't been turned off last week, the two of them would have been giggling today.
At this time, should I wake up the default 'weekly cycle alarm clock' in my phone?
Although I wished this function would die during the holidays, but today, this function that Mo Nanbei and Li Ziqian had been sprayed as fools in their hearts saved their lives.
Life is extremely delicate.
With this kind of emotion, the two of them ran towards the classroom with lingering fears.
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In the evening, after returning to class after dinner.
With the sound of thunder that made the students in the self-study class tremble unconsciously, the pouring rain fell without warning.
The sound of raindrops beating on the ground, glass, walls, branches and leaves, along with the neatly turned scrolls in the classroom and the sound of the nib rubbing against the paper, make people feel the urge to fall asleep.
...
Ok.
One thing to say, in fact, as long as you go to school, no matter what happens, basically it will only make people want to sleep more.
The sun is just right, suitable for sleeping. After all, it is too warm and it must be very comfortable to fall asleep.
The cold wind is bleak and suitable for sleeping. After all, it will be warm when you fall asleep, and it will definitely be very comfortable when you are warm.
Cloudy and rainy, suitable for sleeping. After all, the light is a little dark and the sound of rain is hypnotic. It will be very comfortable to fall asleep.
Sleepy in spring, lacking in autumn, dozing in summer, hibernating in winter.
This is the correct way to open the perfect school.
The tormenting evening self-study starts from hypnotizing myself, "I love learning, I really love learning, and I can only play games and fish when I get home after finishing my homework in school".
After class in the evening.
Mo Nanbei and Li Ziqian quickly packed their schoolbags and walked towards the gate on the first floor of the teaching building.
But just as they walked to the gate and hadn't gone out, the two of them stopped in unison.
'Gan, I forgot to take my umbrella. The special umbrella is in the cabinet and not in the bag. ', Mo Nanbei thought after taking a deep breath.
It's annoying, I have to go back again.
The classroom is on the third floor.
She didn't really want to do this pointless exercise.
It's too unfriendly to swipe WeChat steps or something in the middle of the night.
She's not fat either to exercise like this.
'Oh hoo, is it still that big? Fortunately, I put the umbrella in the bag before. ', Li Ziqian thought.
He was feeling his wit and wise move.
Just as one of them was about to turn upstairs and the other was about to open their schoolbag, the two of them who had not done anything yet stopped again before moving.
Bridge Bean Sacks.
I would be too hasty.
Such an idea flashed in the minds of Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei at this moment.
This day is truly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Li Ziqianmo Nanbei, why did he and she suddenly stop standing here?
Did you not bring an umbrella? Or...waiting for me to give him and her an umbrella?
Etc., etc.
Think carefully about this.
It is only natural for two people to use the same umbrella on a rainy day.
so……
Let him take the initiative to give me an umbrella!
Let her take the initiative to ask me to share the same umbrella with her!
As long as she does this, then I start with a questioning, aggressively, when she is flustered, and force her to admit something...
I won't win! ?
Wonderful, wonderful!
I'm absolutely out of luck! If I was so witty, if I was born in a troubled world, I would definitely be the backbone of the world!
In just a few seconds, both Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei held a perfect Peach Conference in their heads.
These include, but are not limited to, competing for hegemony in a different world in parallel time and space, and a single operation is as fierce as a tiger and must be won.
The two whose heads were in extreme excitement couldn't help but breathe a little too quickly.
"Why don't you move?" Li Ziqian asked Mo Nanbei to take the lead.
"I didn't bring an umbrella." Mo Nanbei replied calmly.
Laughing, this conversation has been simulated three times in her mind at least.
That's it, this is it?
Oh, this wave must be won today!
And Li Ziqian listened to Mo Nanbei's response and silently asked a question mark.
?
you give me this set?
OK.
If he followed Mo Nanbei's words at this time, he said that he had an umbrella and said, 'Then do you want to use the same umbrella as me? ' This sentence, wouldn't he be at a disadvantage in this fight?
Even if Mo Nanbei doesn't take advantage of this rhythm to attack, he will lose an excellent opportunity for nothing!
This doesn't work.
It's not his style to fail to seize opportunities.
Opportunities are up for sale!
So, he raised his eyebrows and responded to Mo Nanbei with his backhand,
"It's not a coincidence, I didn't bring it either."
Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ?
Listening to Li Ziqian's response, Mo Nanbei also posted multiple question marks in a row.
Are you still playing this?
No umbrella?
Does she believe it?
As a person who goes home by himself every day, can there be a time without an umbrella?
Laughing so hard, family.
According to what she knew about Li Ziqian, this person definitely had an umbrella in his bag!
When I was chatting with Qianshan by chance, this person said that he hates rainy days, and he doesn't like getting wet.
That's it?
Why don't you have an umbrella? ?
It is actually a very common phenomenon that students do not bring umbrellas, but a person who does not like rainy days, does not like to be exposed to the rain, and needs to go home by himself every day will still not bring an umbrella?
Even if you don't bring one, you'll always have one at school, right?
Li Ziqian shouldn't think that she has a poor memory and forgot the settings he added to herself?
Apart from this reasoning based on her knowledge of Li Ziqian, the real reason for her to conclude that there must be an umbrella in Li Ziqian's bag is that she saw it! !
Just came back from dinner tonight!
Li Ziqian took a black folding umbrella out of the school cabinet and brought it back to the classroom!
Is there no umbrella in this special bag?
She doesn't believe it! Unless you go to the hospital to check her nearsightedness, or take her to the hospital to check if she has delusional disorder.
But... what if you know all this?
The situation is very rigid now.
If she corrects me...
With a cheeky character like Li Ziqian, he would definitely say,
'Oh? Do you try so hard to prove that I have an umbrella, do you want to play with me?
Eh? Mo Nanbei, why are you so active all of a sudden? Is it interesting to me? ’
Not anymore.
This dialogue has been automatically dubbed in her head.
The fire is already up.
Just dubbing the voice in her head without any sense of disobedience, she can be 100% sure that these words will definitely come out of Li Ziqian's shameless old dog's mouth!
Nima's.
No problem, I'll have to think harder...
At this time, Mo Nanbei, who looked up at the sky and looked at the rain from the corner of his eye, didn't respond to his questions, and Li Ziqian's head was also turning frantically.
He knew that there was definitely an umbrella in Mo Nanbei's closet.
With this person's level of obsessive-compulsive disorder, it is impossible for her not to prepare these things for herself!
And girls, how many are willing to get in the rain?
Apart from this reasoning based on his knowledge of Mo Nanbei, the most important reason why he is so sure that Mo Nanbei has an umbrella is that he has seen it before!
And just last week!
Just before the PE class that day, Mo Nanbei was taking out the sportswear and pants from the cabinet. He was standing by and listening to Mo Nanbei tell him that 'the PE teacher went home to prepare for pregnancy', which was an outrageous reason to grab the class. He clearly saw Mo Nanbei. There is a black folding umbrella on the edge of the upper cabinet in Nanbei!
It's never been too windy these days, she has no reason to bring this umbrella home all of a sudden!
so! Mo Nanbei, this dog thing, actually has an umbrella in his hand but pretends that he has no umbrella!
What is she waiting for?
Wait for the opportunity! ?
Just... what opportunity is she waiting for?
Thinking of this, Li Ziqian couldn't help frowning.
His mind was quickly simulating various situations that might arise next.
Scenario 1:
If I take the initiative to say at this time, 'I have an umbrella. ’.
Then she can naturally come to rub the umbrella.
Or Mo Nanbei didn't take the initiative to speak, and he also did some things that perfectly fit his personality - he took an umbrella and walked away by himself.
As a result, nothing happened today, and Mo Nanbei could go back to the classroom to get an umbrella, and then go home by himself.
This is a wave of games in which neither side has any benefit or loss.
But for now, under the delicate mode of getting along with the two of them...
No benefit is a huge loss!
pass.
This expansion does not work.
Scenario two:
But if you take the initiative a little bit and answer, ‘I have an umbrella, do you want to come play with me? ’
Mo Nanbei is likely to follow along and say, 'Huh? Do you want to fight with me? ’
This rhythm fell into the opponent's hands instantly.
At this time, whether he answered 'I want' or 'I don't want', Mo Nanbei can take advantage of the question.
At that time, once he has failed, he is likely to fall into the next stage in the way of bickering, allowing Mo Nanbei to achieve her despicable purpose.
pass.
This doesn't work either.
Scenario three:
But if it is revealed that she actually has an umbrella...
According to what he knew about Mo Nanbei, an old dog, not only would Mo Nanbei not feel embarrassed, but he would use it to beat him up and tell him,
'how? Just in such a hurry to prove that I have an umbrella, and then take an umbrella with me and go home, right?
Oh~ that's what it is~ I'm beating around the bush~ tsk tsk tsk'
Not good.
The reason why these 'tsk tsk tsk' made him head was a little far-fetched. If you want to do something wrong, confess it this morning.
Naturally, Mo Nanbei could hear what Li Ziqian wanted to express, but she still pretended to be 'Aiya, I don't understand at all! ’, and continued chatting with Li Ziqian,
"How come, I'm just here to enjoy the idiot's appearance in the rain.
Moreover, even if I had to wait for the little sister, I would definitely not go back to the classroom and wait.
Sitting in the classroom, how can it be fun to stand at the door and catch fish? "
...
deadlock.
After several conversations, there was no result.
Except for the high speed rotation of the brains of the two, there is no benefit or gain.
And... just at this moment, a voice suddenly appeared behind the two of them.
"What are you two doing standing here?"
! ! ! !
Looking at the sound, the two turned back subconsciously.
I have nothing to do and come to the gate to 'patrol' to see if there are any students who are skipping classes.
At this moment, when Old Wang saw the two of them standing neatly at the gate of the teaching building, he couldn't help but be a little puzzled.
Looking up at the sky outside the door, he frowned and asked the two of them,
"No umbrella?"
"Ah... um... yes."
Both of them nodded and responded with annoyed expressions.
"Is that so... the rain is a bit heavy...", muttering to himself, Old Wang stepped forward, handed the umbrella in his hand to the two of them, and said,
"You take mine away."
"Ah this... Old Wang, it's not good, what should you do when you go home?" Mo Nanbei looked embarrassed and quickly shied away.
"What's wrong with me driving to work?
It's alright, alright, hurry up and take it home, hurry up and go home, do you remember right now that the two of you live very close to each other? Use it carefully, rush to the station and go home! "
"Ah this..."
"Okay, okay, don't leave this pestle, go home and study!
It's raining so hard, it's not safe to wait to go home later, hurry up! ! "
Having said that, Pharaoh has even started to push the two people who were at the door with a pestle, holding up an umbrella with one hand and stuffing the handle of the umbrella into Li Ziqian's hand, while using the absolute size advantage to drive them out of the door of the teaching building.
"Go home quickly! Stop the ink! Send me a text message when you get home!"
"Ah... ok."
"Thank you, teacher."
. . . . . .
Walking side by side on the way to the station, for some reason, Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei felt a little awkward in their hearts.
The rain is still falling.
The surrounding trails are filled with the smell of mud mixed with grass.
Very green taste, but good smell.
The two walked to the bus stop with umbrellas, got on, got off, and walked home.
only……
The expression on Mo Nanbei's face gradually changed from the original surprise, shyness, and subtlety to what can be called "unbearable" now.
"I said..." She twitched the corners of her mouth, took a deep breath, and said angrily to Li Ziqian.
"Ok?"
"What the **** are you doing with this new concept of umbrella?!"
Li Ziqian: ? ? ?
After looking at Mo Nanbei in confusion, Li Ziqian fell silent.
"..."
At this time, half of Mo Nanbei's body had been soaked by the rain, and now the edge of the umbrella he was holding was dripping water, and the place where the strings of water droplets fell was Mo Nanbei's head.
"..."
He said, why is it more and more effortless to hold an umbrella.
It turns out that Mo Nanbei's head and shoulders are helping him share the pressure~
Looking at Li Ziqian's expression, Mo Nanbei also knew what this person had realized.
However, what kind of trouble is he on his expression that he can't hold back from laughing!
She can't take it anymore!
"You're paying homage but taking revenge on me, aren't you?
Absolutely, right?
Definitely getting revenge on me, right? "
"No no no, I didn't."
Heaven and earth conscience, this is really an unexpected development.
Therefore, Li Ziqian hurriedly denied it three times.
"No? I believe you are a big head!!!"
"I really don't have the conscience of heaven and earth!"
"compensate!"
What does Mo Nanbei mean?
The puzzled Li Ziqian asked,
"what?"
"I'm already like this, it's hard to end without giving anything, right?"
How is it all?
The tracksuit was soaked in the rain and perfectly turned into a close-fitting garment.
The rainwater is left on the black silk along the skirt, and the traces of its flow can be described as transparent and silky.
hiss……
Pretty good?
This wave seems to be okay.
However, it is his business to make a loss or not, and he still has to do it.
So, he continued to say to Mo Nanbei,
"Hey, don't you go too far, I'll tell you?"
"What's wrong with me being so insane!"
ah?
Does this person know what shame is?
Do you want to lose face!
Mo Nanbei, who became more and more angry, continued to shout at Li Ziqian,
"Why don't you cut off some precious things to apologize now? It's endless!"
Li Ziqian: ?
Is she in a group?
Is she in my group?
good guy.
When he realized the word 'open group' in his head, his sanity gradually disappeared.
"Are you sure?" he asked Mo Nanbei.
"I'm sure! It's okay to do nothing, it's equivalent to exchange, right?"
"What are you doing?"
"Isn't it too much to ask?"
Really not too much.
Looking at Mo Nanbei's clothes, a bold plan came up in Li Ziqian's mind.
Although it was a plan, Li Ziqian didn't know what he was actually thinking.
He took a step towards Mo Nanbei, then grabbed her by the collar, lowered his head and kissed her softly on her slightly sakura pink mouth.
Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Okay?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
stay……
In Mo Nanbei, my head is full of 'Is it okay to be your mother? What is this? Ahhh? ’, Li Ziqian quickly put up his umbrella and walked towards the apartment door in three steps.
The rain fell on Mo Nanbei's body without cover at this time, from bottom to top, completely.
? ? ? ? ?
Grass, are you special?
At this time, Li Ziqian had already slammed the door of the corridor shut.
Seeing this, Mo Nanbei hurried up.
After opening the floor door and running to the elevator, I saw two elevators, one going straight to the upper floor, and the other stopping one by one.
Until now, does Mo Nanbei still know what happened?
Li Ziqian, this dog, took the elevator home by himself.
And another vacant elevator was pushed from the first floor to the top floor by him.
Fuck it! ! !
Kill him one day sooner or later! ! ! !
And what was that just now!
Not asking, not asking, not asking!
fuck it!
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