My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 155
"W-If senior really wants to do that, I and Ebina won't be able to resist at all!"
"Call the police...ahhh! I lost my phone just now!"
"Wait a minute, am I... still in danger?"
Hamster's heart suddenly fell to the bottom.
"A weak girl in crisis is pinned down on the sofa by a senior who is showing off her animalistic nature. How should she save herself?"
"Waiting online!"
"urgent!"
Chapter 252 Senior, let’s live together (Happy New Year’s Eve)
"S-Senior, don't do it!" Xiaomi closed her eyes, her face turned red, and hurriedly saved herself, "I-I'm sick! I have an infectious disease!"
Hajima Seisuke's face was filled with black lines: "That's enough for you."
Your uncle’s infectious disease! Do you know what "it's cool to die under the peony flowers"? Even if you really have an infectious disease, there are still a lot of people willing to take risks! There are very few people who can control their desires. There are a lot of men who are dominated by their lower bodies!
"It's not me, it's Ebina."
"Eh?"
Xiaomi quietly opened his eyes, and sure enough he saw the steam rising from Ebina's head, and he was fainting and leaning on his shoulder with his face scalding hot.
(Fortunately...it's not Hajima-senpai.)
Xiaomi breathed a sigh of relief, and accidentally glanced at Hajima Kiyosuke's big python from the corner of his eye. He quickly closed his eyes in a panic, and his heartbeat accelerated.
(It seems, it seems to have grown bigger again?)
(It’s a lie, it’s actually much bigger than the David sculpture in the history textbook…)
(So scary, so scary, so scary, so scary!)
Hajima Kiyosuke said solemnly: "Let go."
"W-what?"
What did you say? Of course it’s the shorts you’re holding in your hands!
Xiaomi also reacted at this moment. He let out a low cry as if he was electrocuted, and hurriedly released his right hand holding the shorts.
Hajima Kiyosuke picked up his shorts and put them on, then breathed out softly: "It's done."
Even if Hajima Seisuke was very thick-skinned, he would still feel embarrassed if he walked a bird in public! Although the responsibility is not on one's own, there is no way to reason about this kind of thing!
Xiao Mi raised his hands to cover his face and said nothing.
Hajima Seisuke said: "The big moth hasn't been caught yet, do you want to continue?"
"..."
Xiao Mi fell into silence and subconsciously compared the two in his mind.
One side is a big gray moth bigger than a coin, the other side is a boy...
Xiao Mi was so aggrieved that he was about to cry. The image of the big python was clearly imprinted in his heart, much clearer than the impression of the big moth!
Three seconds later.
"Please, senior, be sure to catch that moth!"
Xiao Mi gritted his silver teeth and replied.
(This matter... the senior is not wrong. He is not one of those disgusting perverts who wear windbreakers and like to expose their bodies in front of girls. The senior grabbed his shorts by himself.)
(This would not have happened if the moth hadn't suddenly flew in from the balcony to scare people.)
(After all, it’s the moth’s fault. He’s sentenced to death!)
"Yes." Hashima Kiyosuke responded, "Just stay here and don't move."
"I know, I know."
Xiao Mi nodded quickly. It was enough for the same thing to happen once. It would never happen a second time!
Hashima Seisuke looked up at the big moth parked on the wall. This time, there were no two melon-eating schoolgirls cheerleading behind him, and he quickly succeeded in catching it.
"Caught it." Hashima Seisuke said, "Would you like to take a look?"
"No, senior, take it away quickly." Xiao Mi was disgusted.
Hajima Seisuke nodded, and was about to throw away the moth, then say goodbye and leave, when Ebina, who had just fainted from embarrassment, suddenly woke up.
"Well……"
The weak red-haired woman opened her eyes in a daze, like flowers that had just been destroyed by a storm, and the crystal mist in her eyes had not dissipated.
"S-Senior?"
"Are you awake?" Hashima Seisuke touched his nose and coughed lightly, "The moth has been caught."
It stands to reason that Japan will provide relevant physical health knowledge education starting from elementary school. Those who accidentally kiss a boy and worry about having a child will not appear at all. Ebina is also a senior in Russia. , are now able to get married and have children, even if they see a big python, they won’t faint from fear...
But there is no way, who makes this weak girl only have the courage of a sesame seed and a mung bean, but her shame is as high as the sky.
"Hey, what happened to me just now?"
Xiao Mi was startled, "Ebina doesn't remember what happened to senior... just now?"
Ebina raised his hand and touched his forehead, his eyes were dull, and he said drowsily, "I seemed to have seen something terrible just now... I can't remember what happened next."
"..."
Hey, hey, is this selective frustration? Some people selectively forget strongly stimulating memories to protect themselves from harm. They are just walking birds in public. This reaction is too exaggerated!
"Ha, haha." A drop of cold sweat fell on Xiao Mian's head, "It's okay if you don't remember..."
(hateful!)
(Why can’t I remember Ebina, but I remember it clearly!)
(Hurry up and forget about it!)
"What happened just now?"
"It's okay." Hashima Seisuke breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said, "It was a moth that almost flew into your face, and you were so scared that you fainted."
"So that's it..." Ebina blinked, "Thank you, senior."
(Seniors who act like gangsters don’t need to be thanked!)
(It’s the two of us who suffer, right?)
"I'm going back." Hajima Seisuke had no intention of staying any longer and said goodbye decisively.
"Senior, go slowly." Xiao Mi breathed a sigh of relief, "Senior, I won't send you off."
The bad luck debuff continues.
Not long after Hashima Seisuke returned to the apartment, his cell phone rang again.
It's still the phone buried by the hamster.
"What's wrong?"
"Um..." Xiao Mi was a little nervous and embarrassed, and whispered, "When Ebina was blow-drying her hair just now, for some reason, the power suddenly went out."
power failure?
Hajima Seisuke looked at the bright chandelier above his head and said speechlessly: "You must have lost the power, right?"
"Um……"
Xiao Mi responded pitifully. At first, he really thought it was a power outage, but after seeing from the balcony that every house outside had lights on, the two girls understood that the power outage was only in their room.
"It may be that the circuit breaker tripped, or something else." Hajima Kiyosuke had a slight headache and said directly, "I'm sorry, I can't help with this matter."
There are specialties in the industry, so don’t make excuses for things you can’t do. It’s okay to ask yourself to help repair the water pipes, but you have no experience at all in power outages.
"It's okay, I've troubled you many times, senior." Xiaomi stuck out the tip of her tongue and said hesitantly, "It's so late, so I can only call the repairman tomorrow... So, can Ebina and I go to senior Staying at home for one night?"
When they met by chance near the apartment, Xiaomi didn't believe Ebina at all. But after experiencing paper airplanes, moths, pythons, choking on snacks, and now the power outage, he has completely believed in Ebina. The identity of the 'causal weapon'!
Bad luck is transferred around people. Because of this, Xiaomi didn't dare to take Ebina home. After thinking about it, he had no choice but to ask Hajima Seisuke again——
Although it's unclear why, Hashima Kiyosuke doesn't seem to be affected by the bad luck buff.
Hamster Burian's heart was dark at the moment.
what can I do?
I'm desperate too! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
(PS: Happy New Year’s Eve! I wish you all to get out of singles as soon as possible in the new year and have success in your studies! (*^▽^*))
Chapter 253 Ebina’s Night Attack
"Senior, excuse me."
The door opened, and two schoolmates stood timidly outside the door.
"come in."
Hajima Kiyosuke turned around and opened the door.
Facing Xiaomi's request to stay overnight, Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated for a moment, then nodded and agreed.
It happens for a reason. If there is no other way, a girl will definitely be embarrassed to ask to stay at a boy's house.
"You two sleep in the bedroom, and I sleep on the sofa." Hajima Seisuke said, "Is that okay?"
"No, no." Xiaomi shook her head quickly, stretched out two fingers and tapped lightly on her chest, "Senior, you can go to the bedroom to sleep, and Ebina and I can rest in the living room."
Ebina pinched the corner of his clothes, blushed, and said timidly: "No, that's right, Xiaomi and I can just sleep in the living room. We have already caused a lot of trouble for the seniors."
You are blaming yourself for causing trouble, that hamster buries is definitely not the case! He was obviously worried that he would attack her at night and do such and such things, okay?
"You sleep in the bedroom." Hajima Kiyosuke made a direct decision, "That's it."
If you let two girls sleep in the living room and you sleep in the bedroom, you will be said to be an orphan! The correct way shouldn't be to say, "It's cold at night, why don't we sleep together?" If you dare to say it, I dare to agree!
"There is only one sofa in the living room, and there is no room for two people to sleep on it."
"That's a big problem, senior."
Hajima Seisuke continued: "There is a chair in the bedroom. You can use the chair to prop it up behind the door before going to bed."
"No, no, no." Xiaomi waved his hand, "Senior is a good person, we trust him."
Your uncle, if I show you this good guy card, I will have a legitimate reason to cry to you at night!
The conversation is over.
The atmosphere was slightly awkward.
Hajima Seisuke didn't feel anything at all, but it was the first time for Xiaomi and Ebina to sleep in a boy's home, so nervousness and restraint were unavoidable.
Fortunately, the little orange cat walked over slowly.
"Meow?"
The little orange cat raised his head, looked at Xiaomi, and then looked at Hajima Seisuke, with an innocent face.
"Hey, are Fat Orange welcoming me?" Xiao Mi's eyes lit up slightly, and he stretched out his hand to scratch the little orange cat's chin.
Hajima Kiyosuke looked disgusted and said: "I think it thinks you are here to steal cat food."
"..."
With Fat Orange as a buffer, the awkward atmosphere faded away.
Hashima Seisuke turned around, opened the refrigerator, and took two bottles of drinks from the refrigerator: "Drink."
"Thank you, thank you, senior."
Seeing the black tea handed over by Hajima Seisuke, Xiao Mian's heart skipped a beat, and a word subconsciously came to mind: "Sleep black tea!"
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