My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

(Do you still want to do that kind of thing?)

(No kidding, this is on a bus, people will see it!)

As a popular painter in the book world, Lao Siji has read all kinds of books. Of course, Yinglili has read tram books and bus books. When she read the books, she still disliked them. She always felt that the heroine in the books was too cowardly and incompetent. As long as you shout when someone reaches out, you won't be bullied later.

At this moment, after Ying Lili collected the information personally, she realized why the heroine of the book is so cowardly, because the strong tension and shame can really make it difficult to breathe and make the head dizzy.

"Damn it!"

Eirili hurriedly twisted her body, trying to escape from Hajima Kiyosuke's clutches.

"Don't move!"

Hajima Seisuke leaned close to Takumi's ear and shouted in a low voice.

Do you know what it means to fight the fire with firewood? If you move around at this time, it will not help. On the contrary, it will make the flames burn brighter and stronger, and eventually it will only cause the fire to burn you! If you keep moving, your sanity will be completely wiped out!

The hot breath fell on her ears, making Yinglili's body tremble slightly, her pretty face flushed, and every hair strand trembled.

(How could it not move!)

(You actually want to be the hero of this book...go and die a hundred times!)

"call……"

Hajima Seisuke took a deep breath, gathered up the remaining reason, and hugged Takumi. He couldn't let Eiri sit in his arms anymore. If he continued, his SAN value would be lost, not to mention that this was a bus. , some people have already looked at me with doubtful eyes. They don’t want to appear on Twitter’s trending list with Zhali!

Putting his right hand around Tazuri's slender waist, Hajima Seisuke quickly took out a paper towel and wiped the milk off the seat inside. Then he stood up and sat inside, letting Tazuri sit on the seat outside.

"It's okay." Hajima Kiyosuke breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhaili's face had turned into lava from the crater, and he could feel the scorching temperature through the air. He quickly raised his hand and pulled down the brim of his peaked cap, covering his face. He made a fist with his right hand and pressed it on his chest, breathing rapidly. Said: "You guy..."

"I told you not to move."

"……You are dead!!"

Chapter 562 The King of Popularity

The entire journey was silent.

Under the torture of murderous intent, the bus finally arrived at the stop smoothly.

"I apologize."

After getting off the bus, Hajima Seisuke decisively apologized.

"If an apology is useful, why do you need the police?" Ying Lili folded her hands on her chest, her teeth chattering, "Even God can't save you today! I said so!"

"..."

"It's getting late, I have something to do when I get home..."

"Don't even think about escaping." Ying Lili pressed the peaked cap on her head, her eyes fierce, "Follow me to the park."

"Pah, pah, pah, pah—"

The roles were reversed, and the weak boy who was brought to the corner of the park by Erili was soon bullied by the bad girl.

The sound of the twin-tailed execution sounded again.

Suffering two rounds of executions in one night, this treatment is unprecedented.

After a while.

Yinglili, who had exhausted too much physical strength, put her hands on her knees and stopped panting.

"Have you finished the beating?" Hajima Seisuke moved his arms. The twin ponytails were not the iron whip skills in martial arts movies. The blows on the body were not painful or itchy, and even made people want to sleep. "Let's go back after taking a rest."

"It's not over yet." Ying Lili gasped softly, the small tiger teeth at the corners of her mouth gleaming coldly, "I will continue to beat you after I have rested."

Hajima Kiyosuke made a serious face: "I'm angry."

Zhaili said: "Who is afraid of you?"

"Are you sure you're not afraid?" Seisuke Hashima took a step forward and said meaningfully, "There are no people in the park like buses."

"hentai!!"

"..."

It was already eight o'clock in the evening, and with the rainy season raging, the air was humid and hot, so the park was deserted and extremely quiet.

After sitting for a while, there was suddenly a sound of "plop" entering the water in the small lake outside the pavilion.

"What?" Ying Lili was startled and turned to look.

Hajima Seisuke pondered: "It should be a frog."

Eirili said curiously: "It feels like a haiku."

"...It could also be a toad."

"Stop talking." Ying Lili looked at her with distaste, "Whatever you say, toad, you've completely ruined the artistic conception."

The ancient Japanese poet Matsuo Basho has a very famous haiku:

Furuchi

frog flying び込む

water sound

The status of this haiku in Japan is similar to "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and it is suspected to be frost on the ground." Everyone knows it, and everyone knows it. Over the past hundreds of years, there have been countless researchers and various analysis articles. Many scholars have recognized the voiceless sound of Gutan. It is “the gospel that possesses the true meaning and beauty of life.”

It's a pity that Hashima Seisuke has no artistic talent and cannot appreciate the beauty of it. The literal translation of this haiku is "beside the ancient pond. The frog jumps into the water, and there is a pop of water." Similar words are "Under the tree, shredded meat, vegetable soup, falling cherry blossom petals ", "Camellia, one has fallen, two have fallen", and even a haiku from Japan's Edo period is sometimes printed on the puffer fish plate, which reads: "Stealing someone's wife is thrilling and delicious, just like... "Eat puffer fish", there is no one else who can steal someone's wife and still be upright, and it has been sung for thousands of years!

Fortunately, there were not many questions about ancient Chinese in the exam, otherwise it would be a question of whether Hajima Seisuke could pass.

After sitting with Eiri for a while, I didn't feel the true meaning of life. On the contrary, it attracted a swarm of mosquitoes. Hashima Seisuke and Eri quickly retreated.

Across the park, Detective Slope is already in sight.

"Wait a minute." Hajima Seisuke called to Suzuri, "I'm going to buy something."

"buy what?"

Zhaili narrowed his eyes and looked around, "You guys don't want to buy..."

"Yes, let's buy milk tea." Hajima Kiyosuke nodded.

"You want to bribe my mother again?"

Ying Lili raised her pretty face and glared over.

"It's not a bribe, it's a gift." Hashima Seisuke said seriously, "During the Kamakura competition, my aunt sent me many messages to encourage me."

"Encourage you?" Yinglili folded her hands on her chest, "Take out your phone and let me take a look."

"Well..." Hajima Seisuke pondered for half a second, "Forget it, you will be angry if I see it."

"..."

Ying Lili carried milk tea and carefully opened the door and entered the house.

"Eiri-chan, who stayed up all night, is finally back." A joking voice sounded from the sofa.

Yingli planned to sneak in secretly, but now Sayuri saw her whereabouts and stopped hiding. While changing her shoes, she retorted: "I came back in the morning, okay? Who told you to still sleep in and not get up?"

"Because your dad was so excited after reading the new book he bought..."

"Shut up! Don't say that kind of thing in front of me!"

"Okay." Sayuri Sawamura said with a smile, "How does it feel to stay up all night at a boy's house for the first time?"

"I didn't feel anything at all." Ying Lili complained, "That guy caught a high fever in the rain. I stayed to take care of him until his body temperature reached 39 degrees. Otherwise, what would I do if he became a fool because of the fever."

"What a pity." Sayuri Sawamura put her index finger on her lips, "If I get drunk, maybe I can become a grandmother."

"How is that possible?" Ying Lili complained, "Just a knee bump will wake him up in an instant."

Mrs. Sayuri was about to speak when she suddenly focused her eyes and looked at Zhaili who had taken off her hat. She raised her eyebrows and asked seriously: "What's wrong with your eyes?"

"I accidentally got conjunctivitis." Ying Lili didn't say anything about wearing contact lenses to sleep, otherwise she would be asked what happened last night. "Don't worry, the doctor said it will be better in about a week."

"I thought you were suddenly interested in cosplay..." Mrs. Sayuri turned her eyes and landed on the milk tea in Zhaili's hand, with a happy smile like an Inari god on her face, "The hospital where Kiyosuke accompanies you?"

"No."

"Going to the hospital alone is Level 12 loneliness. If no one was with you, my phone would have rang."

"..."

Yinglili was speechless, handed the milk tea over, turned her head and hummed: "Here you the milk tea, I'm going to take a shower."

"Eiri." Mrs. Sayuri caught the milk tea and sat up straight.

"what?"

"Excellent boys are as popular as beautiful girls. If you have the opportunity, you must seize it, otherwise one day Xiao Qingsuke will be snatched away by another girl, and it will be too late to regret."

In Yinglili's mind, a certain shady woman who was 'transferred to another' fell in love subconsciously emerged, and she felt a sense of irritation in her heart. She still said arrogantly: "Take it away... I don't care."

"Hesitation will lead to defeat, but the process of growing up is always accompanied by labor pains, and pain has its benefits." Sayuri Sawamura took a sip of milk tea, her eyes curled up, "It smells so good~~"

"Where did you see the poisonous chicken soup?" Ying Lili clenched her pink fists, turned around and stomped upstairs, "I'm going to take a shower!"

…

the next day.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Hajima Seisuke got up on time, fed the cat and exercised as usual, and his life was back on track.

It wasn't until the morning class was about to start that Yinglili finally arrived late. There was a brief silence in the class, and then bursts of laughter.

Wearing an eyepatch, Zhaili became the most popular king in the class as expected.

Chapter 563 Brave Zhali

"Eiri-chan, what's wrong with your eyes?"

"Ahh! Eri-san wearing an eyepatch is so cute!"

"No, I'm going into cardiac arrest. I need artificial respiration."

“I really want to take a photo as a souvenir and pass it down as a family heirloom in the future.”

"..."

The melon-eating classmates in the class were talking a lot, and the atmosphere was particularly heated. Even the people in the next class were alarmed.

"My eyes were accidentally infected with bacteria and I need to wear an eye mask for treatment..." Yinglili suppressed her shame and explained to her friends, "Don't worry, it will be fine in a few days."

All in all, after putting on the eyepatch, Zhaili instantly became the most popular person on campus. When get out of class was over, groups of junior students came to watch.

Chinatsu Sawai, a girl with glasses, sat in the middle of the classroom, holding her chin with one hand, looking blankly at Hajima Seisuke, who was sitting by the window and reading quietly:

"Hashima-san and Eiri-san..."

"Chinatsu-chan!"

A crisp shout sounded in Sawai Qianxia's ears.

"What, what's wrong?"

A girl smiled and said, "You are looking at Hajima-san again."

"I don't, I'm not!" The girl with glasses turned red and shook her head quickly.

"What does it matter?" Another girl raised her hand and patted her chest, raised her chin and said, "Many girls in the class will look at Hashima-san. For example, I will look at him openly."

"Damn it." A melon-eating girl smashed her fist, "I was in the same class as Hajima-san in the first grade. Why didn't I pay attention to him at that time? If the first grade had taken the initiative, they would have captured it long ago. .”

"Speaking of which, Hashima-san has recently received a lot of love letters for shoe cabinets, including beautiful first-year seniors, but she rejected them all..." The girl who spoke lowered her voice, "Is it true that she is actually having an affair with third-year senior Kasumigaoka? Affection?"

"You guessed wrong. In fact, I have an affair with classmate Ying Lili."

Sawai Chinatsu wanted to say it, but when the words reached her lips, she swallowed them back.

Girls can also keep secrets and will never betray Hashima-san's trust.