My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

The subtle disharmony felt more and more. Hashima Kiyosuke frowned, quickly looked at the surrounding environment, and was finally shocked.

"Did you enter the wrong public bathhouse?!"

"What did you do when your memory stopped? Why did you appear in the women's bathing place?"

"Did anyone see you on the road?"

Hashima Seisuke covered his forehead and quickly made a judgment on the last doubt, "No one should have seen it."

"If I were seen, the only thing that would wake me up would be a basin of cold water instead of staying alone in an open-air hot spring."

"No matter what, let's get out of here first."

Thirty-six tactics are the best: no matter whether this is a women's bathing place or not, there is nothing wrong with leaving as soon as possible.

However, Hashima Seisuke had just stepped ashore when a surprised voice sounded from behind: "...Hashima-kun?"

Hajima Kiyosuke's body froze, and he turned around subconsciously. He saw a classmate named Sage quietly appearing behind him, and then felt dizzy before his eyes.

The rule of bathing in hot springs is that you cannot bring anything into the hot springs, not even towels, so at this moment, the saint-classmate... was naked.

No, not even a piece of hair is missing, there is a towel on top of the head.

As for exposure... of course it won't happen! Since Kato opened her mouth to call someone, it meant that she had recognized Hajima Seisuke, so she naturally took defensive measures. She covered her chest with her right hand and her lower abdomen with her left hand. There was no question of being exposed at all.

But the snow-white and delicate skin, which is like gelatin, the graceful body curves, and the edges of the snow peaks that overflow under the squeeze of the arms, still make people's blood boil.

A cold wind blew.

Hajima Kiyosuke suddenly shuddered.

Kato's eyes moved downward, and after a second, he quickly turned his pretty face away. The plain pretty face that would have made the painter despair finally lost its former calmness at this moment, and a light blush quietly emerged.

Hajima Seisuke then remembered that he was not as good as Kato Megumi and didn't even have a towel on him. He quickly covered his vitals with his hands and whispered: "Kato, listen to my explanation!"

"How do you want to explain Hajima-san who appeared in the women's bathhouse?" Megumi Kato bit her pink lip slightly, her pretty face turned red, and even the title was changed from Hajima-kun to Hashima-san, she was obviously angry.

"I was drunk just now and that's why I appeared here." Hajima Kiyosuke replied quickly.

Kato Megumi turned around and looked over, frowning slightly and said, "How come Hashima-san knows how to drink?"

"It's Haruna and Natsumi." Hashima Kiyosuke took a deep breath and said, "The two of them changed the drinks to wine as a prank. I accidentally got hit after soaking in the hot springs. I don't know how I ended up here."

"..."

Kato Megumi tilted his head, seeming to be thinking about the credibility of Hajima Kiyosuke's testimony.

"That's the fact. I can confront the two of them in court." Hashima Seisuke said quickly, "I left first. Fortunately, it was you. It would have been terrible if it had been someone else."

After Hashima Kiyosuke walked a few steps, he heard footsteps and girls' voices coming from the exit.

"Sister Hongmei has a great figure!"

"The skin is delicate and smooth, and it feels super comfortable to the touch."

"Does your figure get better if you have a boyfriend?"

"Well, you will know about that kind of thing when you have a boyfriend later."

"..."

Listening to the footsteps and conversations, there were at least three people, including Hiromi Kato, Haruna Yoshinaga, and Natsumi Yoshinaga... Even if there were only three people, it would still be terrible!

Kato also gave himself a chance to explain. If others found out about him, they would be killed!

"It must not be discovered."

Hanjima Kiyosuke had cold sweat falling on his head, and he quickly thought about escape strategies.

I don’t have super powers, I can’t be invisible, and I don’t have the speed of the Flash to run out. I can try to see if I can climb over the wall. The men’s bathhouse should be opposite...

Hajima Seisuke glanced at the fence made of bamboo and quickly gave up the unrealistic idea.

"Can't get over it."

Not to mention the height of more than three meters, even if you can jump up, the top is covered with sharpened bamboo, making it impossible to climb over.

"Snapped."

A hand suddenly grabbed Hajima Kiyosuke's wrist.

"Hashima-kun, get into the water quickly."

"Wow."

Hajima Kiyosuke subconsciously entered the hot spring bath, and the warmth quickly enveloped his body.

"Go to the corner." At the critical moment, Sage activated his 'Field Control' skill and calmly ordered in a low voice, "Hide behind me and don't make any noise."

"clear."

Hajima Seisuke nodded quickly. There was a stone in the corner that could be used to cover his figure a little. In addition, it was the end of the month and there was no moon in the sky. The stone lantern carved into the shape of armor had candles instead of light bulbs inside, so the light was blurry. Well, there is indeed a chance of escaping.

The water in the bathhouse was not deep. Hashima Seisuke squatted down, only exposing his nose. Kato Megumi stood in front of him. The towel on his head had been taken off to cover his body. He acted according to urgency. I can't think of a better way in the time.

"Bah, bah, bah."

The sound of footsteps quickly became clear, and then there was the sound of "plop, plop" entering the water. It was obvious that they were two troublemakers who drugged Hajima Seisuke... and drank alcohol.

"Xiao Hui, why are you so far away?" Hiromi Kato's voice sounded.

Megumi Kato replied lightly: "Because it's more comfortable to soak in a hot spring alone."

"Obviously it's more comfortable to soak together, but you'll be lonely alone, right?" a loli said.

Another loli echoed: "That's right, sister Hui, come here and we'll give you a massage."

"Hey, no need, just soaking in the hot springs is enough."

"Sister Hui, how did you and Oni-chan meet?" a loli chirped and asked.

"It's just a common acquaintance." Sage's calmness took effect, and Kato quickly calmed down. At least his tone did not sound unusual at all, "When the second grade just started, the volunteer survey form handed out by the teacher was accidentally leaked. He was blown away and then picked up by Hajima-kun... That was the first time we met."

Listening to Kato's story, Hashima Seisuke recalled the experience of that day in a daze. When he woke up in class, he saw Takuri for the first time, and then met his classmate Sage on the way to school.

When I first saw the short-haired girl standing under the cherry blossom tree, to be honest, my impression was a bit unremarkable. Compared to the dazzling seniors and Zhaili, Kato should be a rough jade, which can only be revealed after being carved. Brilliance.

"Wow, it feels like a comic plot." A loli said.

"But after that, I didn't talk to Hashima-san for half a month." Kato Megumi pointed out lightly, "The second time I talked was because someone wanted to form a club."

"Sister Megumi, what type of girl does Oni-chan like?"

"Even if you ask me, I don't know very well."

"Well, I can answer this question." Hiromi Kato's voice sounded.

"Sister Hongmei knows?"

"After all, boys have pretty much the same aesthetic values. From three-year-olds to eighty-year-old men, they all like cute and beautiful girls."

Kato Hiromi reveals the aesthetic nature of male humans in an understatement.

"Hmph, it's true."

A proud hum sounded.

Hajima Seisuke looked out of the corner of his eye and saw a loli standing in the water holding his waist with one hand. He raised his chin and said proudly: "Onii-chan wanted to do bad things to my sister and me before. Fortunately, we are smart. I didn’t let Oni-chan succeed.”

Do your sister's bad deeds! You two, don't confuse things here and confuse right and wrong! If you have the ability, leave immediately and confront him in court! It's obvious that you two lost and refused to admit it. I haven't settled the score with you about the drinking yet!

"Hey, is there such a thing?" Kato Hiromi said in a subtle tone.

"That's right, Onii-chan suddenly changed his temperament. His eyes looked like a big bad wolf seeing a little white rabbit, and white air came out of his nostrils." Haruna's voice sounded.

your sister! If you want white gas to come out, you can only do it in winter. It won't come out at all in summer! You two should follow the basic laws of physics even if you talk nonsense!

"We were worried that Onii-chan was possessed by a demon, so we specially prepared exorcism holy water for him."

"Onii-chan disappeared in the blink of an eye, and I don't know if the holy water has taken effect."

The exorcism holy water should be the water after the bishop prays. It can not only be taken internally but also used externally. It is colorless and odorless and easy to carry. You two actually used wine as holy water. Is it because you just came back from digging potatoes in Siberia! The monsters encountered are all Siberian potato monsters, which are immune to ordinary holy water. Does it have to be wine-based holy water to break the defense?

"Crash."

Two lolita were playing in the water.

The area of ​​​​the women's bathing area is not large. In fact, the area of ​​​​the bathing area is not large for both men and women. It is okay to squat in the water but once they are chased and played, it will instantly look very small.

Hearing the voices of two lolita approaching, Hajima Kiyosuke took a deep breath, reached out and pinched his nose, and hid in the water.

Having been hiding for so long, of course you can't fall short at a time like this.

"Sister Hui, where is the towel on your head?" a loli asked curiously.

"It's in my hand." Megumi Kato picked up the towel from the water and explained lightly, "After I came in first, a cold wind suddenly blew. I felt very cold, so I subconsciously covered my body with the towel."

"So that's it." Xia Shi said casually, "Speaking of which, when I was washing my hair just now, I saw a towel in the corner. I don't know who was careless and left it here."

"..."

Needless to say, I must have dropped that towel by myself. I actually entered the women's bathhouse with no memory. Compared to running naked on the street, I should be considered lucky, right?

The time to hold his breath was shorter than Hashima Seisuke imagined.

In addition, an uncomfortable dizziness hit me again.

"Oops."

"I remember that the staff reminded me before that it is not advisable to soak in hot springs after drinking alcohol, because it can easily make people dizzy and may be dangerous."

The possible danger is drowning. Even the staff may not have thought that someone would be trapped in the women's bathing area!

His mind was filled with dizziness, coupled with the constant flow of hot spring water, Hajima Kiyosuke, who was half-crouching in the water, soon became a little unbalanced.

"Oops, gotta hold on tight."

If you lose your balance in the water, you will definitely choke. Once you start coughing, you will be publicly tried by the Kato and Yoshinaga families for being a "bathhouse idiot"! This is no longer a shameful issue, but a serious topic of survival and destruction!

At the critical moment, Hajima Kiyosuke subconsciously rescued himself. His right hand holding his nose could not move, while his left hand instinctively grabbed a ball of smoothness and softness.

The familiar feeling of deja vu made Hajima Seisuke instinctively judge that he had caught it before.

"Well……"

A low hum couldn't help but sound.

"Sister Hui, what's wrong with you?" Haruna asked curiously as she was about to turn around.

Kato bit his pink lip gently and tried to answer in a nonchalant tone: "I'm fine. I accidentally stepped on a pebble just now."

Fortunately, there was a faint mist lingering in the bathhouse, and the light was dim, so the faint blush on Kato's face did not arouse anyone's suspicion.

"Wow."

The pleasant sound of water sounded.

"You guys go clubbing, I'm going back first."

Kato Hiromi said suddenly.

"Sister Hongmei went back so early?" Xia Shi chirped in a clear voice, "I've only been soaking for less than five minutes, and I plan to soak for another thirty minutes."

"Thirty minutes is too long. Fifteen minutes is enough. If you soak for too long, your skin will wrinkle."

"Hey, eh, is there such a thing?"

While the two lolita were distracted by Kato Hiromi, Hashima Kiyosuke finally put his head out of the water and tried to breathe. As fresh air poured into his lungs, Hashima Kiyosuke suddenly discovered that breathing was such a happy thing.

Brain supply is restored.

Consciousness gradually awakened.

Only then did Hashima Kiyosuke remember that he was still holding a warm and smooth ball in his hand. He turned around and saw that the saint's ears had turned into crystal clear red agate.

"Could it be that……"

Hashima Kiyosuke pinched it subconsciously.

"Peach or apple...is this the apple that tempted mankind to fall in the Garden of Eden?"

Chapter 627 So smooth and funny

"Oops!"