My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 439
After taking a box of edamame and putting it into the shopping basket, Hajima Seisuke looked at his senior: "What do you want to eat?"
"Ribs."
"Um."
"Braised tofu."
"Um."
"eel."
"..."
"besides……"
"That's almost enough." Seeing the senior sister counting on her fingers, Hajima Seisuke couldn't help but said, "Aren't you afraid of gaining weight if you eat so much?"
"I'm not afraid at all." The senior student tucked a strand of hair behind her ear with her fingers, "Because I won't gain weight."
Ebina raised his head and cast an envious look at his senior.
I really want to have a physique that only eats and doesn't get fat, but it's a pity that I can't. Even though I eat very little at regular intervals every day, Oppai is still growing up day by day. If I eat freely, it will definitely be more scary, right?
To be honest, meat in Japan is not expensive. What is really expensive are fruits and vegetables. If you can afford ribs, you may not be able to afford a piece of watermelon.
When it comes to summer, watermelons naturally come to mind. With the arrival of hot summer, watermelons have appeared in supermarkets and convenience stores for some time. Just like in the past, watermelons in supermarkets are mostly sold by slices, and some are cut into small pieces and packed directly. In the lunch box, a piece of watermelon costs about 600 yen. The problem is that a pound of ribs only costs 600 yen.
Although it is said that 'regardless of income level, just looking at prices is a hooligan', it is a fact that watermelons are expensive. As far as customers Hajima Seisuke has seen so far, they buy watermelons piece by piece. If they leave with a whole watermelon, they will definitely Attracted a lot of attention.
Hashima Seisuke didn't care so much and just bought a whole watermelon. Financial freedom was not enough, but watermelon freedom was no problem for the time being. Every time he won a game of shogi, he would earn 200,000 yen, so there was no need to hold back.
After buying watermelon and some grapes and peaches, Hashima Seisuke took two girls to the fishery area, intending to buy some cherry blossom shrimps to make tempura.
Naturally, crayfish goes well with beer in summer. Unfortunately, islanders don’t eat crayfish, and you can hardly see them in supermarkets. This is because Japanese crayfish are “pets” on the same level as rhinoceros, and many people keep them for fun. It is not for eating, but in recent years, people in Hokkaido have gradually started to eat crayfish. It is mainly supplied to tourists from China. They come to the island for national tourism and solve ecological problems while traveling. It fully embodies the humanitarian spirit. It is really gratifying!
"Junior, I'm going to buy some snacks," the senior said.
"Yes." Hajima Kiyosuke was selecting cherry blossom shrimps. Crabs cannot be eaten if they are dead, and the same goes for shrimps. "Be safe, and call me if you need anything."
"What can happen?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu curled her lips slightly, waved and left.
Naturally, you have to buy snacks. Among other things, chocolate bars are indispensable. In addition, you also need to refill the juice drinks in the refrigerator. You say you eat and drink as much as you want, but of course you won’t really do it, even if you are a boyfriend or girlfriend. How can I feel at ease and spend Hanejima Seisuke's money when all my relationships are on an AA basis?
Unless two people get married... No, after getting married, you have to consider the next generation, but you should save money.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu picked up a shopping basket and strolled to the snack area.
"Pocky chocolate bar, pick up a box of classic original flavor..." The senior sister scanned the shelf with her fingers, "Well, this year's summer limited edition is out, and pick up a box of summer limited green tea flavor."
Just as the senior sister turned the corner, a small figure suddenly turned around and bumped into her.
The senior sister took a step back, lowered her head and looked down. A primary school student wearing a little yellow hat and carrying a red schoolbag looked at her aggrievedly, holding a flat ice cream in his hand...
"Wait, ice cream?"
The senior looked down at her legs, and her eyes twitched slightly. There was a ball of ice cream on her brown skirt, which looked particularly conspicuous.
"Sister, I'm sorry."
The primary school student bowed nervously and apologized. A hazy mist soon appeared in his eyes, obviously because he was worried that his senior sister would be angry.
What else can senior sister say?
Of course I forgive him.
"It's okay." Senior sister twitched her lips, "Don't run around next time, remember to slow down."
"Thank you sister."
The primary school student breathed a sigh of relief and left quickly.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu took out a handkerchief and wiped the ice cream off her skirt, and could only admit that she was unlucky.
"Wait..." Senior Sister was startled, "Unlucky?"
"Did you really encounter bad luck?"
My senior sister has excellent math scores, so she naturally knows that a sample is not representative. Just like the famous joke, a scientist cut off the legs of a flea and then claimed that "the hearing organs of fleas are in the legs" and was hit by a primary school student. It can only be regarded as an accident.
Kasumigaoka Shiu wiped off the ice cream and continued shopping in the supermarket. Soon she saw a row of animal biscuits at the bottom of the shelf. They were special biscuits from childhood, but they are rare now. She bent down and picked up a bag of biscuits. When she was about to stand up, A slight 'crack' sound suddenly came into my ears. The sound was very weak and could not be heard by others. But when it fell in the senior sister's ears, it was like a thunder struck her head, and her whole body felt bad.
"Oops. Oops."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly stood up straight and covered her chest with her right hand. On her pretty face, which was flawless and flawless, a blush soon spread and quickly infected her entire cheek.
"The bra actually..."
The sudden disappearance of the tightness and heaviness in her chest was a clear reminder of what had happened to her.
"I seem to have grown up a little bit recently, and my bra has become tighter when I wake up in the morning..."
"I was planning to go to a lingerie store to buy clothes after the summer vacation, but I actually encountered something like a broken bra? I just bent down, so I wouldn't be so unlucky."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips gently, and before others cast doubtful glances, she turned around and walked towards the fishery area.
It was okay to be accidentally bumped into by a primary school student. An accident was normal, but within two minutes, her bra actually disconnected when she bent over, which inevitably made her feel guilty.
Is it really bad luck?
It shouldn't be.
It’s already the Reiwa era, how could there be such a supernatural thing? Could it be puberty syndrome, or quantum entanglement?
Let’s not think about the reasons for now. The top priority is to find Hashima Seisuke as soon as possible and get out of danger. The summer school uniforms are mainly cool and breathable. The current situation is very dangerous. If someone accidentally takes advantage of him, Kasumigaoka Shiha has murderous intentions. .
Turning around and walking to the fishery area, Kasumigaoka Shiu searched around but could not see Hashima Seisuke and Ebina.
"Did you go somewhere else?"
Kasumigaoka Shiha didn't see anyone, and was about to put down the shopping basket in her hand, freeing up her hands to call Hashima Seisuke. However, before the call was dialed, an accident happened next to her. An old man with half gray hair suddenly stepped on There were water stains on the ground. He fell backward and threw the shopping bag in his hand.
"Crack."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt a chill on her legs, and something cold fell on her thighs. She was standing not far from the old man, so she would naturally be hit by bad luck.
"what……"
The senior sister was about to lower her head when she suddenly felt that the thing on her leg did not slip off, but something sticky, cold, and tentacle-like crossed the end of the stockings and landed on the skin of the thigh that was not protected by the stockings.
The terrifying and slippery touch made the senior sister tremble. A chill surged up from her tailbone and spread all over her body in an instant. Goosebumps appeared on her arms.
"octopus……"
Looking at the squirming things on the ground after the shopping bag was damaged, Kasumigaoka Shiyu shuddered: "It's actually an octopus!"
Chapter 676: Make you a takoyaki
"Oops, it's an octopus..."
Feeling the cold and smooth touch of the octopus tentacles climbing up her legs, Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her lower lip tightly and her body suddenly tensed.
If in normal times, if an octopus crawls up her legs, she can just pull it off and throw it away. But now she is holding a shopping basket in one hand and covering her chest with the other hand, so she can't free her hands at all. .
"To be so unlucky... Could it be that you are really plagued by bad luck?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu regretted it.
I thought it was just feudal superstition, but I didn't expect that the superstition turned out to be a fact. If I had known that I would be violated by an octopus, I wouldn't have gone out in the bright sun and just drank drinks and watched TV in the apartment!
It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world. The senior sister can only grit her teeth and pray in her heart that Hajima Seisuke will appear as soon as possible.
"Junior-kun! If you don't show up, the octopus will crawl into your skirt!"
…
"Senior." Ebina gently tugged at the corner of Hashima Seisuke's clothes and whispered, "Kasumigaoka-senpai is in the fishery area."
Hashima Seisuke put a box of chicken wings into the shopping basket and turned around to look: "You must have finished buying snacks and came over to find us."
But... the back looks a little strange.
Her body was very stiff, and her long hair hanging down to her waist was trembling slightly. It seemed that she had accidentally faced Mr. Ke's girl directly, giving people a subtle feeling of being pitiful, weak, and helpless.
Hmm... It must be an illusion.
"I don't know if Kasumigaoka-senpai is in danger." Ebina was a little worried.
So far, except for Hajima Seisuke, even parents are not immune to the buff of bad luck, and the seniors are probably no exception, and they will definitely encounter bad luck.
"Don't worry, it's okay to let senior sister suffer a little."
Human beings are creatures that can only remember lessons after experiencing pain. Senior sister is a typical example of this. Along the way, we have listed warriors such as Zhaili, Xiaomi, Kato and others who failed to challenge crabs. Unfortunately, senior sister still has to challenge it personally. All I can say is I won’t shed tears until I see the coffin, and I won’t give up until I reach the Yellow River.
"S-Senior." Ebina's nervous voice suddenly sounded, "Senior Kasumigaoka is looking over, her eyes are so scary."
"Um?"
Hajima Kiyosuke looked up and met his senior sister's eyes, and was immediately startled.
What Ebina said is absolutely right, the look in the senior's eyes right now is indeed terrifying! It was like a hostage tied to a chair, a bomb with a fuse that was about to burn out was placed in front of him, and in despair, he suddenly saw the police falling from the sky. The surprise expression he had never seen before really startled Hajima Seisuke.
"..."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu blinked sharply.
There was a distance of more than ten meters between the two of them, so it was inconvenient to shout. Fortunately, Hashima Kiyosuke instantly understood the meaning of his senior's eyes: "Junior-kun, come here quickly!!"
"What's wrong, Kasumigaoka-senpai?" Ebina became nervous.
"Maybe something bad happened." Hajima Kiyosuke said quickly, "Let's go over and take a look."
Walking quickly to Kasumigaoka Shiu, Hashima Seisuke was interrupted by his senior before he could speak.
"Junior, catch it out quickly!"
"What?" Hashima Kiyosuke was confused.
"octopus!"
Hashima Seisuke looked around: "Where is the octopus?"
The senior bit her pink lips tightly: "Inside the skirt!"
"..."
Hajima Seisuke didn't know how an octopus got into his senior's skirt, but looking at his nervous expression, it was obvious that it was not a joke.
Handing the shopping basket to Ebina, Hajima Kiyosuke quickly walked to his senior, looked at the wet water marks on his senior's stockings, followed the traces with his hand and quickly reached into the skirt, and his fingers soon touched a cold and slippery thing. , and then a tentacle wrapped directly around the finger.
Hajima Seisuke was surprised: "There is actually an octopus?"
No wonder the senior's back was so strange just now. It turned out that she was being invaded by an octopus! He was actually teased by a tentacle monster in public, and the plot in Yinglili's book accidentally became a reality!
hateful! I have never touched my senior sister, how could I let one of your tentacle monsters take the lead? Get out of here quickly!
Hajima Seisuke resisted the cold discomfort that came from his hand and caught the octopus. Fortunately, this thing was not a leech, otherwise he would have lifted up the senior's skirt and slapped it off with the sole of his shoe in front of everyone.
Mr. Katsura, who was about to invade the absolute restricted area, was caught by Hashima Seisuke. Kasumigaoka Shiu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and her body softened, leaning on Hashima Seisuke. It was only a minute, but it seemed like a hundred years. It was as long as hell, a horrible memory.
The small octopus in Hajima Seisuke's hand is a common pink-white color and is not very big. At this moment, Hashima Seisuke is holding it in his hand. The eight tentacles are still twisting around. Ebina's face is pale and his body is trembling. .
(Kasumigaoka-senpai is so awesome.)
(For example, if I were to be invaded by such a terrifying thing under my skirt... I would definitely faint.)
Not only did the girls have no favorable impression of this slimy tentacle monster, Hashima Seisuke also didn't like it. He frowned slightly and stretched his hand further. Hashima Seisuke turned to look at the senior who was leaning on him and asked his doubts. : "Why does the octopus appear under your skirt?"
Ebina also pricked up his ears, particularly curious.
The octopus...should be in the aquarium, right?
I have seen on Twitter that some crabs and fish have a strong desire to survive and will choose to escape. Could it be that this octopus does the same? But why did he escape into the senior sister's skirt?
"It's the old man."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips, and her tone was particularly resentful: "He slipped just now, and the octopus he bought was thrown out, and one of them just happened to fly to me."
Hajima Seisuke couldn't help but look. The old man had stood up. It seemed that nothing had happened to him. He was just a little confused. He was holding a broken shopping bag in his hand. The manager and staff next to him were bowing. Apologize.
"The octopus is gone, I'm going back to eat wasabi octopus..."
The sound of conversation reached his ears, making Hashima Kiyosuke suddenly wake up.
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