My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 518
"Senior..." the weak red-haired woman said in an aggrieved voice, "Are you and Xiaomi doing something like having a baby?"
"puff--"
Xiaomi squirted out the salt soda after a sip of it.
Hajima Kiyosuke was also stunned: "What did you say?"
You are obviously a person who will faint from shame when you read this book. When did you even understand the matter of giving birth to a child? What happened during the summer vacation when you were alone in your hometown!
"I'm not, I don't have one. Don't make random guesses about Ebina's name!" Xiaomi hurriedly lay on Hashima Seisuke's back. She felt that if she didn't explain clearly, the boat of friendship might capsize today, "Senior and I are innocent. I’ve never done anything like what you said!”
Giving birth to a baby or something...that kind of thing is impossible no matter how you think about it!
Not to mention that I have no relationship with the pervert senior at all. Even if I have a relationship, I can't let the senior bully me... That kind of thing has to wait until at least graduation from high school!
"We can't wait any longer, we must explain clearly." Xiaomi took a deep breath, "Ebina, choose video call, I will prove your innocence to you now!"
Chapter 773 Darkened Girl
How to prove your innocence?
Of course, the video was turned on. As long as he saw that he and the pervert senior were neatly dressed, the misunderstanding would naturally be solved.
"Ebina, let's start the video!"
Xiao Mi walked to the computer, held the mouse, and sent a video chat request.
After a while, the video was connected.
A tearful red-haired weakling appeared on the other end of the computer.
"Ebina, you can see for yourself." Xiaomi stood up and pointed at his shirt, "I didn't sneak around behind your back and with the senior!"
"In the evening, the router accidentally got flooded and broke. It's still raining outside. I have no choice but to come to my senior's house to use the Internet...ahem." Xiaomi coughed twice, "In short, this is the fact. My senior and I have nothing to do with each other. did not do."
Ebina burst into tears and whispered: "B-but you just said it was sticky..."
"I'm talking about sweat, not something weird!" Xiao Mian's pretty face turned red, she suppressed her shame, and said in a nonchalant tone, "When we were eating just now, the senior turned off the air conditioner and said that if you keep blowing the air conditioner, you will get sick. Air-conditioning disease... Now my whole body is covered with sticky sweat and it’s so uncomfortable.”
Hashima Kiyosuke looked at Ebina behind the screen and frowned slightly: "Did someone bully you?"
"Eh?" Ebina was stunned, "Why would senior ask such a question?"
"Even if you misunderstood before, you would never suspect that Xiaomi and I were having a baby." Hajima Kiyosuke said seriously.
And sticky, you must have thought of something bad!
"Senior pervert, who would do that kind of thing with you!"
Xiaomi quietly stepped on Hajima Kiyosuke, and then said nervously: "Ebina, someone is really bullying you, right?"
"If you find anything, tell me and the seniors right away. Don't endure it silently alone."
"No one bullied me." Ebina's face turned red, and steam quickly rose from the top of his head. He hesitated and said, "It's my mother who has taught me a lot of knowledge recently. Worry, worry..."
Are you worried that if you come to Tokyo to go to school alone, you will have an extra grandson next time you go back? No matter how shameless I am, I will never let you cause trouble, otherwise you will lose your qualifications as a human being!
"It's been almost a week since you went back, and you just happened to have a chat with Xiaomi." Hajima Kiyosuke raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brow, only to feel a dull pain in the back of his head, "I'll go mop the floor."
Just after mopping the floor, there was suddenly a buzzing sound of wings in the air, and the sound was particularly loud.
"Wha, what is it?" Xiao Mi was startled and looked around in panic, only to see a black shadow flying towards him in the air and then landing directly on top of his head.
"Senior, something has fallen on my head!"
The hamster immediately panicked. Girls are naturally afraid of insects, and Xiaomi was obviously no exception. Especially when an unknown insect fell on his head, it made his scalp numb.
"Don't move." Hashima Kiyosuke walked over quickly and saw a brightly colored beetle landing on Xiao Bian's hair, "Some look like scarabs."
"Everything is fine, senior, take it away quickly!" Xiao Mi almost cried.
Hajima Seisuke responded and was about to pick off the scarab beetle when a cat meow suddenly sounded in his ears. Fat Orange, who was lazily dozing, probably recalled his predator instinct and swooped over to catch the insect.
"ah……"
Suddenly being attacked by the cat from behind, Xiaomi, who was already highly nervous, jumped forward and knocked Hajima Seisuke down on the sofa.
Soft and delicate, with a cool and moist touch imprinted on it.
Her breath was filled with the fragrance of the girl's shampoo.
"..."
Eyes facing each other.
The air suddenly became quiet.
Xiao Mi opened her eyes wide, and her pretty face turned red quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye. After staying there for two seconds, she quickly stood up and wiped her lips, shouting in a panic: "Three, three second rule!"
"Food is not considered dirty if it falls on the floor for three seconds, and the same was true just now!"
Hey, hey, you are obviously hiding your ears and deceiving others, are you deceiving yourself? Don't be so red when you talk about the three-second rule!
"Don't move..." Hajima Kiyosuke stretched out his right hand and reached towards the hamster.
Compared to the panic-stricken Hamster Buri, Hashima Seisuke's heart was calm. In the final analysis, it was just an accident, and the psychological stimulation was far greater than the actual experience. Apart from the fleeting softness and warmth, there was basically no other feeling.
Xiao Mi covered her chest and looked warily: "Senior Pervert, you really want to call the police!"
"It's an insect." Hajima Kiyosuke's face turned slightly dark and he couldn't help but said, "The insect is still on top of your head."
Only then did Xiao Mi remember that there was an unknown beetle on his head, and he hesitated for only half a second. His fear quickly overcame his shame.
"Caught it." Hajima Seisuke plucked the beetle from his hair, threw it out the window, and then gently smoothed the hair.
"call……"
Xiao Mi breathed a sigh of relief and looked up with a bright red face, "It was an accident caused by force majeure. Senior, don't think too much!"
"I didn't think about anything." Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly.
In the eyes of others, you are an impeccable and perfect girl, but in front of yourself, your true appearance as a salted fish girl has long been revealed. I would rather keep a pet Mashiro who can't take care of the housework than keep you. The fuck girl who rolls around on the floor when they don’t get along!
"It's okay if you don't have it. It's impossible for me and the senior!"
"Don't be so loud, I can hear you."
"...so angry."
Xiao Mi was suddenly a little unhappy. He had taken such a big advantage just now, and now he was so perfunctory. Everyone would be angry.
"Wait a minute." Xiao Mi covered his forehead, "I feel like I forgot something...I remembered it."
The hamster's buried body suddenly stiffened, and its neck clicked like a puppet, starting to turn bit by bit.
"What are you doing?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked in surprise.
"U-Ebina..."
Xiao Mian made an erratic sound like talking in his sleep.
A drop of cold sweat suddenly fell from Hashima Seisuke's forehead, "Didn't you turn off the video chat just now?"
Hajima Seisuke quickly turned his head and looked at the computer. A chat window was still on it.
On the other end of the computer was a weak red-haired girl who seemed to have lost all color.
"..."
your sister! He actually kept broadcasting "Plastic Sisterhood: Running Behind the Scenes" live in front of Ebina! The two of you haven't finished mopping the floor yet. How many topics can girls talk about?
"Ebina, listen to my explanation!" Xiaomi swallowed and said nervously, "It was a force majeure and accident just now..."
"No need to explain, Xiaomi." Ebina lowered her head and replied in a low voice.
Oops, Oops, Oops, seeing herself kissing her senior, Ebina must have been too stimulated and turned black, right?
It is said that a girl's combat power will increase tenfold after turning black. Once Ebina, who has angelic attributes, falls from the good and lawful camp to the dark and evil camp, maybe even the devil Satan will come forward in person and crown Ebina with a laurel crown!
Chapter 774 Internet Addicted Girl
"Ebina, please listen to my explanation——"
Cold sweat broke out on Xiaomi's forehead. He had just promised that he and his senior were innocent, but in the blink of an eye, he pushed his senior onto the sofa in front of Ebina. Now he couldn't even wash it off after jumping into the Yellow River!
"No, no need to explain." Ebina sniffed, "Of course Xiaomi can also like senior."
"Fortunately, it didn't turn black..."
Xiao Mi breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly realized, "Damn it! What am I worried about?"
Obviously I just came here to browse the Internet, and I don’t want to become my best friend’s backstabber!
"I really don't like senior." Xiao Mi was about to cry without tears.
Brother, Coke, potato chips, games, air conditioning, and WIFI, these are the indispensable necessities in life. A cricket and a pervert senior can only be regarded as a little finger at most, which is not important at all.
"But, my mother told me that I can't get married if I kiss her..."
Hey, are you an antique from the Showa era? Not to mention just a kiss, even if I sleep with the pervert senior tonight, it will be a matter of minutes before I want to get married!
"It wasn't a kiss just now, it was just an accident caused by force majeure." Xiao Mian's expression didn't change. He must not panic at this time. Even if he was ashamed in his heart, he couldn't show it. "If Ebina cares about it, I will kiss you back when you come back from summer vacation." Bar."
"Eh?" The weak red-haired girl on the other end of the computer panicked immediately, "Kiss, kiss back?"
"Yes, if you feel you are at a disadvantage, then kiss her a few more times."
"That, that kind of thing..."
When he thought of kissing Hajima Seisuke, Ebina's eyes turned into circles of samsara eyes, and white steam roared out from the top of his head. His face was so red that it exploded, and he said in a panic: "Mom told me to take a bath, I, I offline first!"
"..."
The video ends.
Xiaomi seemed to have fought an exhausted battle and lay weakly on the table.
This is the method she came up with in a hurry, weak point attack.
Ebina is easily ashamed, and as long as she captures her shame, she can remain invincible.
"Senior pervert, I've been hurt badly by you now." Xiaomi turned his head half-way, looking at him with resentment.
"So, I am the innocent victim, right?" Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly.
"Huh?" Xiao Mi Liu raised an eyebrow, "You just..."
Having taken such a big advantage just now, he actually had the nerve to say that he was an innocent victim. I have never seen such a shameless person!
"Senior Pervert, I'm going back."
Xiao Mi puffed up her cheeks, stood up and walked out. She originally planned to play for a while, but she didn't expect that something like this would happen. She definitely couldn't stay any longer.
"Go ahead."
Hajima Seisuke agreed without holding back at all.
After Hamster Miku left, Hashima Seisuke went to the kitchen to take out the dishes from the dishwasher and put them away. Then he took the spare key and went to Ebina's room next door to check the potted plants.
"no problem."
Picking up his phone, taking a few photos for Ebina, and explaining the misunderstanding just now, Hajima Kiyosuke turned around and returned to the apartment. As soon as he sat down, the doorbell rang again.
Hajima Seisuke reached out and opened the door, looked at the blond girl at the door, and gently twitched the corner of his mouth: "Why are you back again?"
"Because..." A look of despair appeared on Xiao Mi's face, "Human beings will die immediately without the Internet."
Human beings are not as fragile as you think. If all the animals on the earth were gathered together and held a long-distance running competition, humans would be the final overlord!
Of course, this long-distance race needs to be measured in days. A race that can be completed in one day is a sprint. As long as the time and distance are extended, humans can even tire the horse to death!
"I took a shower after I got back. I originally planned to do some homework, but I couldn't do it at all." Xiao Mi walked into the entrance hall.
Hajima Seisuke closed the door smoothly: "You can just calm down and study without the Internet, right?"
"No, it can't be done." Xiao Mi took out his mobile phone and connected to the Internet. "When I do my homework, I must prepare food."
"Cola?"
"Not Coke."
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