My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

The golden-haired girl slowly opened her eyes, her blue eyes filled with the hazy mist of just waking up.

Hajima Kiyosuke finally saw the golden retriever's profile clearly. Who else could it be if he wasn't a hamster?

"It's really a dream."

Hajima Kiyosuke felt certain in his heart, "Senior Sister Takumi, anyone can accept it, even a primary school student can accept it when she wakes up, but it's impossible for Xiaomi, right?"

"..."

Xiaomi looked up, there was still a wet trace of saliva at the corner of his mouth, he looked at Hajima Kiyosuke blankly, and then held Hajima Kiyosuke's right hand.

"I'm so sleepy, don't keep touching me, let me sleep for a while..."

The beautiful eyelashes couldn't help trembling, as if they couldn't hold up, and soon fell down again.

Three seconds later.

Hamster Bury suddenly opened his eyes wide, and the cuteness and mist in his eyes disappeared, leaving only indescribable shock and confusion.

"Pervert senior! Where are you touching!"

Chapter 776 Death Express

"It is indeed a dream."

Hajima Seisuke once again found solid evidence.

If it were in reality, Xiao Mi would never remain indifferent and let himself be bullied and played with, right?

It's just that the touch of skin is so real, so real that it makes people doubtful.

There is also a nice fragrance on Xiaomi’s body, which is exactly the same as in reality.

Speaking of which, why did I dream about Xiao Mi?

Probably because of the accident that happened last night, I think about it day by day and dream about it at night.

"etc--"

Hajima Kiyosuke's body stiffened, and suddenly cold sweat fell from his head.

When did Xiao Mi leave last night?

There is no memory at all in my mind.

I just remember that I fell asleep, so is it possible... Xiaomi didn't leave at all last night?

"Senior Pervert, what are you touching!!"

Unbelievable exclamations of embarrassment suddenly sounded in his ears.

Hajima Kiyosuke took a deep breath, stretched out his hand and pinched himself.

It hurts.

The pain was as real as Oppe's touch just now.

Damn it!

Hashima Kiyosuke finally woke up and realized the cruel truth. It turned out that there was no such thing as a dream within a dream. When Ebina struck him with a hatchet and opened his eyes, he was already in reality!

It was just because of the suddenness and the presence of the golden retriever in his arms that the boundary between reality and dream was confused.

"Oops, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Hajima Seisuke's forehead was sweating. In order to verify the identity of the golden retriever in his arms, he was still holding Xiaomi's conscience in his hand!

"Senior Pervert, don't take your hands out yet!" Xiao Mi's body trembled, and there was even a hint of sobs in his voice, "I'm going to call the police!"

"Xiao Mi, listen to my explanation..."

Hajima Seisuke quickly took out his right hand and was about to stand up.

"Well, it hurts..."

The girl's low groan of grievance and pain suddenly sounded.

Hajima Kiyosuke froze in place as if struck by lightning.

What did Xiao Mi just say?

Body aches?

Where does it hurt?

"Have you lost your qualifications as a human being?"

Hajima Kiyosuke took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down, "After falling asleep last night, did you do those irreparable things to Xiaomi? It won't hurt to touch your conscience, right?"

"Calm down, don't panic..."

"How can you calm down at this time?"

"You can't escape." Hajima Kiyosuke bit the tip of his tongue, "If you really push Xiaomi down, you must take responsibility."

"A person who doesn't even dare to take responsibility is not a man at all."

"Pervert senior!"

Xiaomi shouted aggrievedly, "You're holding my hair down!"

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

your sister! It turns out that the pain is caused by the pressure on your hair! You should finish your words in one breath, don't pause maliciously! Did you know that at that moment, you almost had a heart attack?

Hajima Kiyosuke looked down with a dark face.

"Look, what are you looking at?" Xiaomi burst into tears, holding the quilt with both hands to cover his body, "You actually sneaked in and did such an obscene thing, pervert! Pervert! Scumbag!"

"Hurry up or I'll call the police!"

"I won't leave." Hashima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly.

"You, you, you..." Xiao Mi shivered, her pretty face turned red, "If you come here again, I'll jump off the balcony!"

From a two-story balcony, even if you jumped off, you would only be slightly injured at most, but I would say some harsh words about grabbing a knife and dying with you!

"I should be the one to ask you now." Hajima Seisuke gritted his teeth with black lines on his face, "Why were you in my bed last night?"

"ha?"

Xiao Mi was stunned for a moment, "He's obviously a pervert senior..."

Halfway through his words, Xiao Mi suddenly recalled what happened.

I practiced cultivation until three or four o'clock in the morning last night. My eyelids felt like lead weights. I was so sleepy that I turned off the computer and went to bed in a daze as usual.

I was so sleepy that I lost my mind and completely forgot that I was surfing the Internet at my senior’s house!

So, did he actually send himself to bed and let his seniors bully him?

"Just, even if I was too sleepy last night and accidentally went to the wrong bed..." Xiaomi bit her lower lip and looked at Hajima Seisuke's right hand in shame, "That's not the reason for the pervert senior to bully others!"

"Guilty, chop it off."

Only an idiot would chop off his hands to atone for something like this. You idiot who slept in the wrong bed, even if the police come, you will not be guilty!

"I had a dream when I was sleeping..."

Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated for a moment and repeated the dream in a low voice.

"Who would believe this? There's no proof at all." Xiao Mi turned his head and hummed.

"Who says there isn't?" Hajima Kiyosuke said seriously, "What you have on you is the evidence."

"Eh?"

Hajima Seisuke complained: "If I really wanted to bully you, you would have lost all your clothes."

"You, you dare! I really called the police!"

Hashima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows slightly: "How about I try it?"

"Bah." Xiao Mi turned his head and made a fuss, "Senior, you are a pervert, you are so heartless... Get out quickly, I want to get up."

"Um."

Hashima Seisuke agreed, got up and got out of bed to get dressed.

Xiaomi glanced at Hajima Kiyosuke, his cheeks turned red, and he puffed up his face angrily: "You actually said you can't distinguish between reality and dreams... You must have done it on purpose, right?"

"I'm not Ebina just waiting for you to bully me."

"I will never deal with this pervert senior again!"

Hajima Kiyosuke had just put on his clothes halfway when his movements suddenly froze.

"Bang bang bang."

There was a slow knock on the door.

Xiaomi turned around and looked at each other, their eyes met, and a thought came into their minds. Could it be that the dream had come true and the person knocking on the door was Ebina?

"I'll open the door." Hajima Kiyosuke took a breath.

"What if it's Ebina?"

Xiaomi lowered her voice and asked nervously.

The more honest a person is, the more terrifying it is when they are angry. In the past, it was just a joke, but now the more I think about it, the more I feel that Ebina may become a blackened boss.

Hajima Seisuke said: "Don't worry, we are not afraid of shadows."

The perverted senior who just stretched his hands was not qualified to say this at all!

"If you're scared, go hide in the closet."

"Who is scared?" Xiao Mian said firmly, "I am the victim. Even if it is really Ebina, I will definitely settle the score with the pervert senior first... right?"

Hajima Seisuke waved his hand and walked to the entrance. He didn't rush to open the door. He looked out through the peephole and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not Ebina, Ginko, or Takuri, but a courier boy wearing a black cat delivery service.

"Hello." The courier boy bowed slightly, "I have your courier. Please check the information and sign here."

Hashima Seisuke nodded slightly, checked the information carefully, then signed for acceptance and returned to the living room.

"Senior Pervert, did you buy express delivery?" Xiao Mi hid under the quilt and looked curiously.

"I haven't bought anything recently." Hajima Seisuke shook his head, put the express delivery on the table, and said with a serious expression, "...This is the express delivery from Akita."

"Hey, Akita?" Xiaomi was startled and quickly realized, "Ebina's hometown is Akita...could it be said?"

"Buzz buzz."

The phone vibrated, and Xiaomi looked at it, "It's over, it's over, it's a message from Ebina."

Chapter 777 Blackened Lolita

"Senior, what did Ebina say in the message?"

Xiaomi asked nervously.

Hajima Seisuke looked at the courier: "He said he gave us some gifts."

"Could it be..."

Hey hey, what are you panicking about? The gift can’t be a hatchet! It was this morning that you went to the wrong bed in a daze, and it was yesterday that you sent the express. Ebina doesn't have the ability to predict the future!

"You'll know after you take it apart and take a look."

Hajima Seisuke took out a knife from the kitchen and opened the express delivery, "It's fruits and snacks."

The snack is the special roasted rice sticks that Ebina and I had last time when we went back to our hometown. There are many ways to eat these. They can be used as staple food or snacks. There are a total of twenty sticks. They are thoughtfully divided into ten sticks for each person. They must have been made by Ebina himself. Something made.

"The fruits are grapes and pomegranates..." Hashima Seisuke paused, picked up a fist-sized green lump, and asked hesitantly, "Is this a pear?"

"Stupid senior." Xiao Mi looked over and said disgustedly, "That's not a pear, it's a guava. You've never seen it before, right?"

"I've heard the name, but this is the first time I've seen it." Hashima Seisuke asked curiously, "It looks like a pear, so what does it have to do with a pomegranate?"