My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Hajima Seisuke walked to the door of Zari's room, looked at the sign hanging on the door "Please knock when you come in", raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"Bang bang."

There was silence inside the door, no movement.

Hajima Kiyosuke was about to knock twice when a soft voice suddenly sounded from behind: "The door is unlocked, you can go in directly."

Damn it!

Hajima Kiyosuke was startled, and turned to look at the maid aunt who had appeared behind him at some point, with cold sweat pouring down his head.

Did you agree to change clothes?

Why did it suddenly appear behind him? You don't make any sound when you walk! In fact, you are not a domestic maid, but a murderous maid! She usually serves tea and water, and is harmless to humans and animals. Once an intruder is discovered, she will immediately lift up the maid's skirt, take out a musket from under the skirt, and kill the enemy with a bang!

"……Thank you for reminding."

Hajima Seisuke coughed lightly and held the door handle of the house's room. The door was indeed unlocked. He opened the door with a slight twist and then pushed the door open.

The last time I came to Zhaili's room, I was called by Erili to encourage me, and they played the horror game "Zero no Miko" together. Counting the time, I haven't been here for a while.

The furnishings in the room have basically not changed. The desk is still full of manuscript papers and pencils. There are a few light novels scattered randomly on the floor. Seisuke Hajima glanced at it. The cover of one of the light novels showed a blue retard. Goddess is the final volume of the recently released "Blessings for a Beautiful World". In the blink of an eye, the story of the mentally retarded goddess has come to an end.

Hajima Kiyosuke bent down to pick up the books and put them neatly, then looked towards the bed.

I don't know whether it was because she stayed up late to cultivate immortality yesterday or for some other reason. Yinglili hadn't woken up yet. She was leaning sideways, her golden hair was a little messy, and her sleeping face was particularly peaceful.

Hajima Seisuke walked to the window, stretched out his hand to pull the curtains halfway, opened the window for ventilation, and then released Fat Orange from the cat bag.

The orange cat species was quite lively and active when it was young, but when it grows up, it becomes a creature that eats, sleeps, eats, and lies down after taking only a few steps.

Now that he was released from the cat bag, he neither ran nor fussed, and lay quietly on the chair.

Hajima Seisuke walked to the desk and began to clear the table.

After a while.

"Meow."

A cat meow suddenly sounded from behind.

"Meow~"

What followed was the girl's confused meowing, which sounded particularly cute and sweet in the refreshing morning breeze.

Chapter 800 Angel Zhaili is so scary

"Meow."

Fat Orange sat on a chair, raised his right paw and waved his paw towards Zhaili. Although there were many people feeding him dried fish and snacks, this orange cat was still the closest to Zhaili.

"Meow~"

The eyes of Zhaili, who had just woken up, were hazy. Maybe he couldn't even distinguish between dreams and reality, so he meowed like a cat.

"Meow."

"Meow?"

One person and one cat started communicating in cat language.

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

Did you really start chatting with Fat Orange in Meow Star Language? You obviously can't even learn English well, when did you master a cross-racial advanced language like Meow Star Language?

Looking at Takumi, who was sleepy and hazy, imitating a cat's meow in a soft and waxy voice, Hajima Seisuke silently took out his mobile phone and started recording.

The opportunity is rare. If I don’t record it, I always feel like I missed a hundred million.

"So soft."

Ying Lili stretched out her snow-white arms from the quilt and held Fat Orange's paw. I don't know why, girls seem to have a special liking for holding paws with animals, as if this can bring them closer to each other. heart distance.

What a big mistake!

Cats' claws are important weapons. As predators, they will instinctively feel uneasy if their weapons are grabbed by others. Although the hunting ability of domestic cats is rapidly declining and they no longer resist being held by others, they do not feel happy from it. , the correct way is to scratch your chin.

"Hmm... Fat Orange?"

Yinglili gradually woke up and felt the warmth from her hands, "Isn't this a dream?"

In doubt, Ying Lili lifted the quilt and sat up.

The morning sun was bright but not hot. It shone in from the window and just fell on Zhaili.

Yinglili took a breath and combed her golden hair that fell to her chest with her fingers. She was wearing a white pajamas. She tilted her head and looked at Fat Orange sitting on the chair, with a look that was rarely seen on her face. Smile softly.

Pure white pajamas.

Long golden hair.

There are little tiger teeth looming at the corners of the mouth.

There is also the gentle smile of God who loves the world. Under the sun, Zhaili's body clearly shines with holy light.

This style of painting is wrong!

Yinglili, who has a arrogant and super-twisted personality, is not some kind of angel descending to earth!

Hajima Kiyosuke's eyes silently moved down fifteen centimeters, and he soon found another evidence that Eiriri was not honest when sleeping.

The top two buttons of her pajamas were not buttoned neatly.

The bud with its green curves is looming in the hair and pajamas, and the half-covered appearance makes people want to find out more.

The angel form is indeed just a disguise. Your true identity is a terrible demon who uses your book and body to seduce people into corruption!

Eiri stretched and finally saw Hajima Seisuke who was organizing his desk.

"..."

The air suddenly became quiet.

He saw Zhaili's eyes suddenly widen with an expression of disbelief on his face, just like a little rabbit who had worked hard for a day and came home, opened the door and saw a big bad wolf sitting at home.

"Um?"

Hajima Kiyosuke subconsciously touched his face, but he hadn't seen him for a few days. How come his expression was as shocked as if he saw a dead person resurrected?

Or did you have a dream about traveling through time and space when you were asleep, and time passed in the dream for several years?

Hajima Seisuke was about to speak when he suddenly saw Eri Li grabbing the pillow in her arms and throwing it towards him.

"boom."

Hajima Kiyosuke subconsciously caught it and couldn't help feeling a little guilty.

Could it be that Yinglili knew that she had lost her qualifications as a human being, so she didn't say a word and wanted to drive her out?

It shouldn't be. Even Xiao Ai didn't know what happened in Kamakura. How could Zhaili know?

In confusion, Hajima Seisuke saw Eri quickly roll out of bed. Considering Eri's insulated body that never exercises, this movement can be regarded as 'quick as the wind'.

"Well……"

As if she accidentally stubbed her toe, Yinglili groaned, bit her lower lip to endure it, then opened the drawer next to the bed, grabbed something and smashed it over.

Hashima Seisuke reached out and caught it, a box of matcha chocolate bars, then a lip balm, a folding umbrella, and even white cloth.

Hey, hey, I threw my bra over here and haven't seen you for a few days. Have you been disliked to this extent?

Hashima Seisuke was still doubting his life, when the sound of "sizzling" electricity suddenly sounded.

Looking at the black anti-wolf stun device in Zarashi's hand, the corners of Hashima Kiyoshi's eyes twitched slightly, he took half a step back, and couldn't help shouting: "Even if you sentence me to death, you should list the charges first!"

Although electroshock devices would not cause death, they could make life worse than death. Hajima Kiyosuke did not want to experience the pleasure of electrotherapy with his body at all.

"Eh?"

Yinglili opened her eyes wide, looked at her in surprise, and finally spoke: "Sister control Kiyosuke?"

Hey, hey, what's going on with your confused tone? Haven't you already sentenced me to death! Don't tell me that you woke up with a second personality inside your body!

Eiri turned around to the other side, picked up the black-rimmed glasses from the chair beside the bed and put them on her face. She turned her head and looked at Hajima Seisuke, the small tiger teeth at the corners of her mouth suddenly exposed.

"Hundan sister control!"

Ying Lili pinched her waist with her left hand, and held a crackling anti-wolf stun device in her right hand, with murderous intent in her eyes, "You know I was scared to death by you just now!"

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

your sister! I thought I had done something outrageous and would be executed on the spot, but it turned out that I didn’t see clearly who I was! It is true that rashly shouting for help when in danger can cause a stress reaction, turning someone who was originally a burglar into a murderer. However, it is not a wise move to throw things around. If you are really a bad person, look for the electric shock device in the drawer. By that time, I had pushed you down on the bed and bullied you in all kinds of ways!

The correct approach should be like the male protagonist of "The Tuner", pretending to be blind, and then find the right moment to run out quickly.

"Well, it hurts..."

Ying Lili threw down the anti-wolf stun device in her hand, sat on the bed, and covered her right foot with tears in her eyes.

"Of course it hurts if you stub your toe." Seisuke Hajima put down what he was holding and walked over to Takumi, "Let me rub it for you."

"Why do you think I stubbed my toe!"

Ying Lili showed half of her little tiger teeth and looked at her in shame, "What are you doing standing in the corner without saying anything? Do you want to scare me on purpose?"

"I didn't, don't talk nonsense."

I didn't say anything because I couldn't bear to ruin the cat language communication between you and Fat Orange. I deliberately scared you and you were the one who ended up unlucky. Who would shoot yourself in the foot?

Hajima Seisuke stood by the bed and let Takumi stomp on his feet to vent his anger. Takumi, who was not wearing shoes, felt no pain at all when he stepped on someone.

"Why are you in my bedroom?" Ying Lili looked angrily.

"Aunt Sayuri sent me a message yesterday saying that you are sick." Seisuke Hajima sat next to Zauri, stretched out his hand to hold Zauri's right foot, and helped massage it, "Let me come and take care of you for a day."

"Damn it, she is indeed that old woman again. She just has a cold, so it's not that serious." Ying Lili struggled slightly with her right foot, "Don't touch me."

Hashima Kiyosuke looked at the orange cat next to him, changed the subject and said, "You scared Fat Orange."

"I was the one who was scared by you, okay!" Eiriri was so angry that she raised a pink fist and knocked it on Hajima Kiyosuke's chest, "Whose fault do you think it is!"

"it's all my fault."

"It was your fault in the first place."

"Button up your pajamas first." Hajima Kiyosuke coughed slightly and reminded, "Be careful if the cold becomes serious."

"Eh?"

Ying Lili looked down, her face suddenly turned red, "Perverted sister, you actually... sneeze!"

Chapter 801 Two Ponytails Execution

"Does your foot still hurt?"

Hajima Kiyosuke looked up at Zari and asked warmly.

"about there……"

Ying Lili turned her little face away, her cardamom-like toes curled up slightly, she pulled up the quilt with her right hand to cover her chest, and held up the fat orange with her left hand, and ordered: "Bring me my clothes."

"Um."

Hajima Seisuke agreed and picked up the green sweatshirt on the chair, "Are you still wearing this sportswear?"

"if not?"

Yinglili's eyes were alert, "What do you want me to wear?"

Hajima Seisuke turned his eyes and looked at the maid uniform that Takumi had just thrown over, "How about wearing another maid uniform?"

"I never wear the clothes I buy. It's such a waste no matter how much I think about it."

"No, shut up." Ying Lili looked at the bottom carbon-based creature with disgust, "Don't think about me wearing a maid uniform to show you."

"..."

Hashima Seisuke is getting thicker and thicker now, and he won't blush when his thoughts are revealed. He handed the clothes to Zakuli and said: "What do you want for breakfast?"

"I'm not going to eat." Ying Lili shook her head, "I'm not going to school, so what are you going to do for breakfast?"