My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Hey, hey, you are also a primary school student yourself, how can you have the nerve to call others childish? It’s obviously like taking fifty steps to laugh at a hundred steps!

"The meatballs are tied up." Seisuke Hajima reached out and patted Xiao Ai's head, "We can go out."

"Master craftsman master craftsman~"

A voice as clear and melodious as a lark sounded happily in my ears.

"What's wrong?"

Hajima Seisuke lowered his head and looked at his primary school disciple.

Xiao Ai's eyes looked expectant, "Please touch Ai's head more."

"..."

Hashima Seisuke locked the door and took the elementary school students to the aquarium. He promised Xiao Ai at the zoo, so naturally he couldn't leave her alone. If he secretly went to the aquarium with his senior sister Rika, he would definitely cry when he came back at night. Fortunately, Ginko Today there is a competition between female chess players, so I didn’t come to play together, otherwise it would be even more of a headache.

The entire journey was silent.

The two got on the subway and soon arrived outside a famous aquarium in Tokyo.

Not long after waiting, Hajima Seisuke saw his senior holding a parasol with one hand and holding Rika with the other hand through the crowd and walking over.

"Onii-chan!"

Seeing Hajima Seisuke waving, Rika's eyes lit up, she let go of her senior sister, ran over, opened her arms, and said expectantly: "Onii-chan, hug me, hug me."

Before Hajima Seisuke could speak, someone suddenly pulled the corner of his clothes gently. The primary school student looked up and reminded him seriously: "Master, the police over there are watching you."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

Naturally, I don’t know how to hug anymore. In order not to be invited to drink tea by the police, I have to keep a distance even if I reach out to touch my head, for fear of being complained and reported.

"Junior, umbrella."

The senior sister walked over at a leisurely pace, her hair and skirt hanging down to her waist fluttering gently. Although there was a parasol blocking her face, she could only see a pointed chin, and she still had a super tall figure. Turn heads.

Hajima Seisuke took the parasol from his senior sister, folded it up and put it neatly.

"Stupid Master!"

The primary school student's voice sounded angrily, "Why did you know what to do if I gave you an umbrella?"

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

The senior sister's eyes turned, and her fingers casually played with the black hair beside her ears: "I'm also very curious about why you, the junior, are so skilled. How many times have you folded umbrellas for others behind my back?"

"you shut up."

Facing the senior who wanted to cause trouble, Hashima Seisuke said directly with a straight face.

"Tsk~" Kasumigaoka Shiyu held her hands in front of her chest, and the corners of her rosy lips slightly raised, "When faced with the questions from elementary school students, he was submissive, and he said bad words to me. Creatures like men died at the moment of domestic violence. .”

your sister! If you don't agree with you, you will die. If you were born in the past, you would definitely be a bloody queen that even children would not dare to cry!

"The weather is very hot." Hajima Seisuke handed the tickets he had just taken out in advance to his senior and Rika, "Quickly line up and get in."

The aquarium chosen by Seisuke Hashima and his senior is the Kasai Rinkai Aquarium, one of the most famous aquariums in Tokyo. Whether it is a day off or a working day, there is an endless stream of tourists every day.

Two elementary school students stood in front. Hajima Kiyosuke looked at his senior sister and said:

"Go and stand in front."

"Eh?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned her eyes and looked at the men queuing up behind Hajima Kiyosuke, "Not bad, I'll give you eight points for my juniors and keep up the good work."

It’s just a queue. We ask you to stand in front because I’m afraid you’ll get lost. Who needs you to score!

Hashima Seisuke couldn't help but said: "Please use your conscience when you speak."

"You, the junior, who has no qualifications to be a human being, ask others to show their conscience." The senior sister pursed her pretty lips, stretched out an green-white jade finger, and gently poked Hajima Seisuke in the chest, "The junior, you have no conscience. Will it hurt?”

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "You ordered the one with breasts."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Senior sister tilted her head, "Because I don't know where my junior's conscience lies, so I have to look around for it."

"The search is over..."

The senior sister retracted her finger, closed one eye, and said slowly: "The conscience of the junior who wants to have a harem has completely disappeared."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

The team moved forward at a steady speed, and Seisuke Hashima and the other four quickly entered the aquarium. A blast of cold air hit their faces, quickly extinguishing the heat on their bodies.

"Wow, it's a penguin!"

Xiao Ai and Rika soon cheered. Compared to the listless senior sister, the two primary school students were obviously more energetic.

"The penguin is so big." Li Xiang lay on the glass, staring at the penguin behind the glass with wide eyes, "It looked very small on TV, but it turned out to be bigger than me."

"This is the emperor penguin." Hajima Kiyosuke reached out and touched Rika's little head and said warmly, "The largest species of penguin, there is a little penguin with a petite head."

It must be that we have seen too many tourists coming and going every day. These penguins are not afraid of people at all, but they are also lackluster. They are all listless and dull, and have no response to the waves of tourists, especially the emperor penguin near the glass. The circle of orange hair around his neck reminded Hajima Seisuke subconsciously of a certain seventy-year-old Twitter president.

"Wu Gu——"

Xiaomi had a chubby face and instantly shifted his attention from the penguin to Hajima Kiyosuke: "Master, I want it too."

Hajima Kiyosuke had no choice but to reach out and touch Xiao Ai's ball head again.

"Master, penguins generally live in Antarctica, right?" Xiao Ai asked curiously.

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded and said, "That's right."

"Would the penguins living in the aquarium be homesick?"

Hashima Kiyosuke twitched the corner of his mouth slightly: "Probably not."

Do you think penguins like ice and snow where food is scarce?

Stop joking!

All creatures in nature are working hard to survive, so no creature has a masochistic tendency. If these penguins could talk, they would definitely be shouting, "I am happy here but I don't want to live in Shu"! Compared to Antarctica, where you can't finish your meal and will freeze to death in the snow if you get lost, the aquarium now has a dedicated breeder to serve you. It is definitely a paradise-like place!

In fact, penguins also want to migrate to places with abundant food and warm climates. Unfortunately, their combat effectiveness is too weak. They have neither sharp teeth nor lightning speed. They are basically a dead end when encountering other predators. The Antarctic ones Instead, the ice and snow formed a protective barrier like a closed country.

While he was talking, the emperor penguin, who was staring blankly at everyone, suddenly squeaked, waved his wings, knocked down a passing little penguin, and then pressed his whole body on it. He looked exactly like President Twitter. Who are you seeing? If you don't like it, fuck whoever you want.

"Onii-chan, what are they doing?" Rika looked at him blankly.

"It should be a fight..." Hajima Kiyosuke coughed lightly, "Let's go and see the tuna."

The senior sister held her hands in front of her chest and suddenly raised her eyebrows: "Have you noticed, junior?"

Hajima Kiyosuke was startled: "What did you find?"

The senior raised her chin slightly: "These two penguins are both male penguins."

your sister! At this time, you are still observing the other person's gender with great interest. You must have lost all your moral integrity!

"As expected, once boys become perverted, there will be nothing wrong with girls."

That's enough for you, don't deliberately replace the male penguin with a boy, and then mock others in a roundabout way!

Seisuke Hashima continued walking with two elementary school students, and soon came to the bottom of the ring-shaped tuna tank. Many aquariums do not have tuna fish, because this fish swims very fast and lacks space for movement, which can easily lead to depression. I don't know which designer genius actually designed a huge ring-shaped water tank. Looking from below, you can see dozens or hundreds of tuna spinning in circles at super fast speeds, and two primary school students with wide-eyed expressions. Shocked, Hashima Seisuke’s mood is very subtle

That genius designer probably likes keeping hamsters, and the inspiration comes from the hamster treadmill.

After raising their heads and watching the tuna circles for a while, Seisuke Hashima and his party walked into the jellyfish room again. The lights suddenly dimmed, the music became softer, and countless unnamed jellyfish exuded a faint light. The top of the head and around the body swim slowly, as if it pulls people into a dreamy underwater world in an instant.

"so beautiful."

"Jellyfish can actually glow, it's amazing."

It's rare for two elementary school students to present a united front.

Even the senior sister held her breath gently, her heartstrings trembling for the beautiful scenery in front of her.

"Master, shall we raise a jellyfish?" Xiao Ai looked forward to it.

Hajima Seisuke shook his head decisively: "Can't raise it."

In nature, the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are. These jellyfish may look beautiful, but in fact most of them are poisonous, just like brightly colored mushrooms that cannot be eaten!

Hajima Seisuke took out his mobile phone and was about to find a good angle to take two photos. Suddenly he saw a man quietly leaning towards his senior. He frowned slightly and pulled his senior behind him.

Although the light is very dim, there are so many jellyfish illuminating it. If you have poor eyesight, you may not be able to see your face clearly, but you cannot miss such a big living person. In other words, this stranger clearly wants to come over and take advantage of the senior sister.

"Junior-kun?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked up in surprise. After seeing the man just walked away in a panic, he quickly understood. It was like a certain Pingxia who was often bullied when he was a child because of his cute appearance. His senior sister also experienced similar things. .

"Be careful." Hajima Kiyosuke whispered, "Don't stay too far away from me."

After Hajima Seisuke finished speaking, he was about to let go of his senior sister.

And then... the release fails.

The senior sister gently hooked one of Hajima Seisuke's fingers and said nonchalantly: "Just like those trolls and keyboard warriors on the Internet, once many people hide in a dark environment, the evil thoughts in their hearts will spread like weeds. He does all kinds of bad things, so for the rest of the journey, I will reluctantly let the juniors take advantage of me."

How cheap is it to hold hands when you have to take pictures yourself!

Silently walking through the dark room where jellyfish floated and fluorescent lights filled the sky, until the lights came back on, the senior sister relaxed her hands as if nothing had happened.

Next is an extra-long undersea tunnel. Once here, all kinds of aquatic life are especially abundant. Turtles, hippos, tiger sharks, and various colorful fish are swimming in mid-air, most of which are Can't tell the name.

"Onii-chan, that fish is so scary."

Rika held one of Hajima Seisuke's fingers, her face turned pale and she was very nervous.

"That's the manta ray." Seisuke Hashima looked up at the manta ray floating slowly by and said warmly, "It looks ugly, but it tastes delicious."

"Really?" Li Xiang's eyes lit up slightly, "Then I want to eat."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

Chapter 841 Showing affection with senior sister

There were a lot of tourists in the undersea tunnel. Hashima Seisuke held an elementary school student's hand, and the senior girl walked forward slowly, carrying her bag.

There are all kinds of swimming fish all over the head and around. Hashima Seisuke doesn't know much about this. Apart from some common fish, he can't recognize other fish at all. He only thinks that the colors are quite beautiful and even a little bit fishy. itch

Catching fish and poaching shrimp seems to be an instinct engraved in boys' genes.

"Master, Master, Master." Xiao Ai held Hajima Seisuke's index finger and looked around with wide eyes, "The underwater world is so beautiful."

This is an aquarium, not a real underwater world at all. In reality, the sunlight can only penetrate a few meters under the sea at most. The real seabed is only endless coldness and darkness. It is neither so beautiful nor so many fish!

"Onii-chan, there's a mermaid ahead." Rika's eyes lit up and she shouted.

Hajima Kiyosuke followed the reputation and realized that the so-called 'mermaid' was naturally not a real mermaid. After all, it was a technology without magic. If a creature like a mermaid really appeared, it would become a strange world where magic and technology coexist.

"Yes, it's a mermaid." Hajima Kiyosuke said warmly.

In addition to all kinds of fish swimming around, there are also some girls wearing colorful fish tails and playing mermaids in the water. They wear diving goggles on their faces and shell-shaped swimsuits on their chests. This will not teach children bad things. How about On the contrary, it is the primary school students who like mermaids the most. After all, every child has dreamed of a mermaid princess.

The job of a mermaid in an aquarium is actually quite hard, so the threshold for applying is relatively low, as long as you can swim. People with good figures are given priority. After all, they are mermaids. If they are too plump, they will become fat-headed fishes.

Finally, there is an invisible requirement, which is to be thick-skinned, because there are so many people taking photos, and a shy girl like Ebina will never be able to complete the job of a mermaid lady.

Although Zhaili likes to draw books and has a relatively low limit of shame, she will not accept the job of a mermaid lady... A girl with small breasts has to hide in a corner alone even when bathing in a hot spring, let alone Show it openly for everyone to see.

Sage should be able to do it, but his sense of presence is too low to fulfill the requirements of the program.

It seems that the most suitable person is only my senior...

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at his senior while thinking wildly.

Compared to the two elementary school students with sparkling eyes and full of admiration, the senior sister was obviously less interested in mermaids. At this moment, she noticed Hajima Seisuke's subtle gaze, and quickly pursed her pink lips and whispered: " Obscene."

"Why am I so obscene?"

The senior held her right hand in front of her chest, her burgundy eyes half-squinted: "Scumbag, your nostrils got bigger just now. You were clearly imagining me wearing a mermaid skirt in your mind, right?"

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

I just glanced at you, how did you guess it right?

"Well, after all, I am a male high school student with strong needs. It is understandable that I will have obscene and perverted demands." The senior sister raised her hand and pushed a strand of green hair behind her ear, and said in a lazy and nonchalant tone, "But this is the first time. It’s a little too perverted to want to play mermaid.”

Hajima Kiyosuke said with a dark face: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense."

At most, I just imagined how you would look in a mermaid skirt. I never thought about how to play as a mermaid. Besides, how to play in a mermaid skirt!

The senior sister pursed her beautiful lips: "Oh, man."