My girlfriends are all weird?

“Li Jun, these days I invite you out to play and ignore me.” Hisada Chie leaned over and took his hand familiarly.
Her body was almost attached to him, with ultra-short hot pants and black stockings. She left early and didn’t see what happened in Shuangyue Village later, she still liked to cling to him.
“I’ve been helping people clean up.” Li Muzhi withdrew his hand, he had a good sense of this energetic young girl.
After all, who can refuse a cute, energetic, passionate girl who can tell nasty jokes.
Of course, it was only as a friend. When she sent a message to Li Muzhi, Li Muzhi was hugging the ice beauty Ryoko Fujiwara’s long legs in stockings, so of course he didn’t have time to reply to the message.
“Where is Gao Muliang?” Li Muzhi asked curiously. Except for Teacher Shen Gumei, Gao Muliang did not appear in the activity room.
This is the only surviving male friend around him for a long time, so of course he will be more concerned.
“It’s about love.” Hisada Chie shrugged: “He hasn’t come out yet.”
After she finished speaking, she looked at Li Muzhi with a smile: “Does Mr. Li want to fall in love?”
“Hey, stop flirting with each other.” Tongji Kimura was holding a samurai sword and was smearing tomato juice on his abdomen: “Come and help.”
“Minister, what is this?” Hisa Chie, who is typical of food and fun, immediately attracted attention from there, and ran over there.
“Here you are.” Tongzhi Kimura threw the samurai sword to Li Muzhi: “You will pretend to be a murderer later.”
Li Muzhi took the samurai sword and swiped it. It was extremely light, obviously it was a model made of plastic.
“The others pretended to be hacked to death.” Tongji Kimura said with a smirk, “Let the newcomer open the door and think that they accidentally broke into the murder scene.”
“It’s amazing!” Chie Kuta’s eyes lit up: “Would you like me to tear up the stockings, and Li Jun pretends to be violating my corpse, will this make me even more perverted?”
Chapter 468 Miss Tuyumen Hundred Ghosts
After Hisada Chie finished speaking, she found that other people were looking at her with strange expressions, and realized that her proposal was too harsh.
She stuck out her tongue, but she didn’t show stage fright at all, and hugged Li Muzhi’s arm: “Li Jun, how do you feel?”
“Corpse, there are too many flaws.” Miyamoto Yumi adjusted her glasses, and said with a smile, “Why don’t Qianhui Xuemei come to the fore?”
Kuta Chie tilted her head, frowned in thought, and murmured: “But I didn’t bring a replacement underwear.pants. ”
“That’s enough.” Li Muzhi raised his knife and slapped her on the head: “We are the Customs Research Department, not some weird AV filming department, right, Minister.”
As he spoke, he turned his gaze to Toji Kimura.
The level of oral sex among female college students is not comparable to that in high school, and the dirty jokes come as soon as they open their mouths.
“I don’t care.” Toji Kimura shrugged, looking for a suitable place to lie the corpse.
“I’ll be in charge of shooting.” Miyamoto Yumi took out a handheld camera, got up and hid behind the cabinet in the activity room.
There is just one place where one person can hide, and from the angle of view, you can have a panoramic view of the situation in the room. It is obviously specially arranged like that. It seems that these people often do sneak shots.
“Ah?” Kuta Chie tilted her head: “It turned out to be a joke.”
“Hurry up, he’s coming.” Toji Kimura took out his cell phone and glanced at it. He sat back on the ground and covered his tomato-smeared chest with his hands.
“Okay.” Hisada Chie said regretfully, lying on the ground, and began to pretend to be a corpse.
Her feet were spread wide, revealing the pantyhose under the short shorts, between the base of her thighs and her pubic bone.
The corners of Li Muzhi’s mouth twitched, this vivacious girl who has food and loves to play can always appear astringent in strange places.
Soon footsteps sounded on the aisle, from far to near.
“He’s here.” Toji Kimura half-opened the club door so that people from outside could come in directly.
Otherwise, it would be ridiculous if he knocked on the door first, and the murderer should not be allowed to open the door for him.
Li Muzhi covered the samurai sword, making a gesture as if he had just chopped someone down.
The professionalism of the movements made Kimura Tongji secretly give him a thumbs up. He picked up tomato juice and painted a line on the corner of his mouth, pretending to be bleeding.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and they stopped at the door. Someone from outside knocked lightly on the door twice, and the door opened inward. He moved his head closer and said with a smile:
“Hello, is this Dongguo Folklore Research Department?”
The moment he probed, Kimura Toji uttered a scream: “Ah! Don’t come here!”
In the room, Hisada Chie was lying in a pool of blood, Kimura Tongji was covering his chest, and the red liquid flowed from his fingers to the ground.
Li Muzhi held a samurai sword in his hand, and the edge of the knife was painted red.
It was a murder scene.
“Let’s go!” Kimura Tongzhi was possessed by the drama at this moment, with pain, astonishment and other emotions on his face.
The young man walked in towards half of his body and said: “This is a murderer, run away!”
The samurai sword in Li Muzhi’s hand slammed down at him. Due to the viewing angle, people behind him couldn’t see that the sword didn’t touch Kimura Tongji.
“Ah!” Kimura Tongji screamed again, and fell to the ground with a “plop”, his eyes widened and his body twitched.
“How is this guy so proficient?” Li Muzhi’s mouth twitched, and he found that the person behind him was unusually quiet.
When normal people encounter this kind of situation, they will either turn around and run away in fright, or collapse on the ground. It is rare to be so calm.
Li Muzhi held the knife, turned around, and said in a cold voice, “Since you see it, don’t leave.”
“Okay~” The person came with a smile on his face, took the initiative to take a step forward, and closed the door. The door lock made a crisp “click” sound and was locked.
The visitor put his hands behind his back and looked up at Li Muzhi with a smile on his face: “What a coincidence, I didn’t expect to meet the same kind here.”
After he finished speaking, the room suddenly became quiet, and Toji Kimura, who was still twitching, suddenly stopped twitching.
The corpse shrunk its neck imperceptibly.
Only then did Li Muzhi notice the person coming. He had black mid-length hair, combed into a ponytail, and a cross earring on his right ear.
When speaking, there is a silver ball on the tongue, which is a tongue nail.
The face is neutral, very handsome, and with the outfit, there is a unique charm, like a dangerous devil, but it makes people want to get closer.
Li Muzhi felt that his face was very familiar.
“It seems that this college life must be very interesting.” He smiled and turned his head to look at Toji Kimura who was pretending to be dead on the ground: “Do you want their bodies? Why don’t you let me dispose of them for you?”
“Eh…” Li Muzhi had a strange expression: “What are you going to do with it?”
He first turned his attention to Hisada Chie: “That woman didn’t die long ago. Human muscles will gradually lose their elasticity after an hour of death, and now they can still be used while they are hot.”
Hisada Chie’s body visibly trembled.
Li Muzhi has a sensitive nose, and he already smelled a strange smell slowly appearing in the air.
This naughty and playful girl is incontinent again.
“I prefer the back.” He licked his thin lips: “We can be together.”
He said and looked at Toji Kimura, who was pretending to be dead: “As for the man’s organs, he can take them and sell them for money, and the rest can be smashed up and thrown into Tokyo Bay to feed the fish.”
After he finished speaking, he spread his hands: “The quality of the meat grinding equipment is so good now. If you throw a pig in and grind it with him, the police won’t be able to find out.”
After he finished speaking, Kimura Tongzhi’s feet were visibly trembling.
“Ah, it seems that you are not very professional.” He looked at Tongji Kimura’s trembling feet and said, “He is pretending to be dead. As the first step of integrity, let me help you deal with him.”
After he finished speaking, he directly took the samurai sword from Li Muzhi’s hand.
“Wait!” Tongji Kimura stood up very quickly: “We were just joking.”
Before he finished speaking, the samurai sword had already cut to his forehead one centimeter away.
“Ah!” Kimura Tongzhi’s feet went limp, and he fell directly to the ground with a terrified expression on his face.
“Hee hee~” The weird expression on his face disappeared suddenly, and he handed the samurai sword handle to Toji Kimura: “Minister, this is a model.”
Kimura Toji seemed to have just realized this, and looked at him in a daze.
“Hello everyone~” He lowered his head and saluted everyone: “My name is Tsuchimikado Hyakki, and I’m a freshman this year. Please give me your advice.”
After she finished speaking, Miyamoto Yumi alsoWalking out from behind the cabinet, holding a camera in his hand: “It seems that a memorable video was taken.”
“Wait…wait.” Kimura Toji looked at Miyamoto Yumi: “You guys join forces to punish me?”
“No.” Miyamoto Yumi pointed at Li Muzhidao: “I was planning to call the police, but it was Li Xuedi who secretly gesticulated for me just now.”
Li Muzhi shrugged to meet Kimura Tongzhi’s gaze, he recognized it very early on, otherwise she wouldn’t have snatched the model knife.
He looked at Tsuchimikado Hyakki again, it was difficult to connect this non-mainstream boy with that gentle priestess.
“Chie?” Miyamoto Yumi found Chie Hisata lying on the ground, put down the camera and walked over to help her.
“Sister Yumei, don’t worry about me.” Hisada Chie forced a smile: “My legs are weak, just let me lie down.”
“Okay.” Miyamoto Yumi didn’t ask too much, walked up to the Tsuchimikado Hundred Ghosts, and asked, “Tsuchimikado, is that the legendary Great Onmyoji’s surname?”
“Yes~” Tuyumen Baigui smiled and said, “I am from the family of Onmyoji. If you have any business in this area, you can contact me.”
As she spoke, she took out a stack of business cards and handed them to everyone.
Li Muzhi also took one, which said weddings and funerals, praying for blessings and exorcising demons, and renting venues.
“Your business is quite extensive.” Yumi Miyamoto laughed dryly, and carefully put away the business card. Since the business card was too mundane, she lost the desire to ask questions.
“Papa.” With two rounds of applause, Toji Kimura attracted everyone’s attention and officially announced: “Welcome Baigui students, join our big family, let’s have barbecue together tonight.”
Hearing that there was barbecue to eat, the atmosphere instantly became cheerful.
“What’s the situation with your appearance?” Li Muzhi looked for an opportunity to get close to Baigui and asked.
Chapter 469 Tongue Nail
Everyone came to the barbecue restaurant where they had dinner last time. Kimura Tongzhi chatted with the young lady proprietress and tried to get a discount.
“Where is the little master?” Tuyumen Hyakki turned his head, his voice was so low that only two people could hear it.
She said, sticking out her tongue, the tongue wriggled in the mouth, and the silver tongue stud shook, making people feel inexplicably astringent: “Is it this?”
“That’s right.” Li Muzhi withdrew his gaze, and seeing her nailed tongue, a bold idea suddenly popped up in his mind, but he quickly threw it out.
“Yes~” Tsuchimikado Hyakki approached his ear: “If the young master turns into a fox shape.”
“Puff…” Li Mu almost spit out a sip of tea, turned his head to the side, and looked suspiciously at the smiling ghosts.
Does this guy have mind reading skills?
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