My house collapsed since I became the top scorer in the college entrance examination

Ring ring ring~~

The bell finally rang under Gu Ming's eager eyes.

However, it seems that Teacher Han Yan did not hear the harsh ringtone and continued to teach in his own way.

It's so pitiful that my ears don't work well at a young age.

Damn it, why isn’t get out of class over yet? ? ! !

The most anxious person now is probably Gu Ming. He finally waited until the bell rang, but Han Yan, the ruthless drag machine, taught him a vivid lesson.

No matter how beautiful the teacher is, he is no different from other teachers when it comes to procrastinating classes.

"I'll go, it's really Xiao Ran, he really came to our school!"

"I thought it was a joke my deskmate was playing on me."

"I didn't expect this to be true!"

"It's such a wonderful feeling. I usually only see it on TV and online. This is the first time I see a real person in real life."

"Brothers in front, leave a seat for me and let me take a look too."

"."

Outside the window of Class 8, Grade 3, many students came to watch the fun.

Without exception, they all came to see Xiao Ran.

This behavior does not mean that there is any malice, nor does it mean that he likes or admires Xiao Ran, it is just curiosity and fun.

The motivation is no different from going to Mount Emei to see monkeys.

Baidu Post Bar, Sun Xiaochuan Bar.

A person named [I am Fang Qinya’s dog] posted a post.

[Brothers, look who I saw at school? 】

Then sent a picture of Xiao Ran in class.

The picture looked a little blurry because it was separated by glass, but Xiao Ran's side face, who was listening carefully to the lecture, could still be seen clearly.

"Hahaha, I really didn't expect that I saw Xiao Ran at school. Brothers, you said you would wait until he gets out of class later. Can you go up and ask for a photo?"

Not long after the post was posted, there were a lot of replies.

"Xiao Ran? Xiao Gou!"

"Everyone is called Xiao Ran online, but I don't even dare to think about what to call him offline!"

"Remember the original poster! This is their forum, where the barmates go to the toilet. If you don't put the word "animal" after the name Xiao Ran, then I don't really approve of it!"

"Brothers, my fault! I saw Xiao Gou at school. Did you ask me to go up and ask for a photo later?"

"If you ask for a shitty photo, Xiao Gou has been banned, and you still lick him like this, it's almost [sweating soybeans]"

"I'm V50, the poster, you can ask him for a live PK later and help me beat up Xiao Gou!"

"My V is 100, give me an extra hour!"

"Follow Baibai, don't stop!"

"Take care, you can be more aggressive!"

"."

I don’t know who initiated the Didi ride-hailing service, but at this moment, the bar friends donated generously, and within a short time, they collected thousands of dollars.

They all asked the poster to compete with Xiao Ran offline.

At this time, the host also said: "Okay!" Brothers, wait for my good news! "

"Come on, host!"

"Don't embarrass our Sun Ba!"

"If you are killed by Xiao Gou alone, get out of Sun Ba and say that you are the one who carries it. Sun Ba cannot afford to lose this person!"

"That's not the case!"

Soon, after the poster sent this sentence, there was no news.

The bar friends didn’t pay attention and started chatting again.

"Speaking of which, why did Xiao Gou go to school? Didn't he even pass the junior college entrance examination?"

"Why don't you go to school if you're banned? Could you go to a construction site to clear dust?"

"No, you don't understand what I mean. Even if Xiao Gou is banned, the money he has earned as a star these years is enough to live the rest of his life. Why would he go to school?"

"Who knows."

"Last time I saw a hot comment on his Weibo, saying that the only thing that can save him now is to develop a 2nm lithography machine and prove the Riemann Hypothesis. Maybe this guy really plans to do this!"

"Pfft! I almost died laughing when I saw your comment."

"I'm so happy! You dare to think about it!"

"What a talent he is, sooner or later I will die laughing in this post!"

"Xiao Ran: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

"Happy! Let Xiao Ran develop a 2nm lithography machine and prove the Riemann Hypothesis. Why don't you, BYD, let him run for President of America? I think this is more realistic."

"Xiao Ran: You might as well give me a happy one!"

Tieba is full of joy.

At this moment, someone asked: "Hey, why didn't the poster speak? Isn't this BYD really looking for Xiao Gou to PK offline?"

"Damn it! If you don't tell me, I haven't noticed yet. The poster hasn't spoken for a long time!"

"No way, I'm all joking. The poster won't take it seriously. Is the poster here? Please come out and say something!"

"That's not the case. The poster is a high school student after all. It's okay to act like a crazy person online. If he still takes it seriously in reality, then we can reopen it!"

"What the hell, it's just because the poster is a high school student, so I'm afraid he will take it seriously!"

"It's bad. If you say this, nothing will happen!"

"Is there anyone who goes to the same school as the original poster and can tell me about the situation?"

At this moment, a comment suddenly said: "Brothers, don't worry, it's okay. I am the poster's deskmate. The poster was just killed by a passing dean. It's no big deal."

"What?"

"What's the meaning?"

"His mobile phone was confiscated by the dean of students and he didn't say anything. The dean of students was still lecturing him. I secretly used my mobile phone to poke him when the dean of students didn't notice me."

"."

"Hahaha, isn't this mobile phone also confiscated by the dean?"

"It looks like it can't be wrong!"

"It's so funny. The host and his deskmate are really talented!"

"."

At this moment, in the corridor of Class 8, Grade 3.

The dean had a sullen face, holding two mobile phones in his hands, and scolded the two students in front of him angrily: "Who asked you to bring your mobile phones to school? Call your parents to school tomorrow!"

The two dejected students lowered their heads, looked at each other with bitter expressions, and said on the verge of tears, "Yes, Director!"

"That's it for today. I'll talk about the rest later when I have time. get out of class is over!"

"Made, get out of class is finally over!" Gu Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief when Teacher Han Yan walked out of the classroom.

He quickly took out his mobile phone and said hurriedly: "Brother Xiao, let's add WeChat first, hurry up! It's urgent! Class is about to begin!"

At this time, An Xin in front turned her head and said strangely: "Gu Ming, haven't our mobile phones been handed in uniformly? I gave your mobile phone to the teacher myself, why do you still have it?"

He raised his eyebrows when he heard this and said happily: "You think I'm stupid for handing over a real mobile phone, of course it's a model phone!"

"Do you understand Cunning Rabbit Sanku!"

Gu Ming was very embarrassed, but he didn't notice that An Xin's eyes were getting weirder and his expression was getting more and more silent.

"What's wrong?"

He was wondering why An Xin didn't speak when suddenly his eyes dimmed. Gu Ming, who noticed someone behind him, was stunned for a moment and turned his head.

He happened to face the expressionless black face of the dean of students.

Gu Ming:.

What a sin! ! !