My Last Girlfriend

No way. When I heard that I was about to take off my pants, I broke out. If so, wouldn't my identity be exposed? What's the point of traveling all the way to Shangri-La?

"Sister, there's nothing in my pants..." I wanted to take a step back and avoid the search of the black eye bags, but the black eye bags suddenly raised my hand and gave me a slap in the face, making half of my face hot.

"Don't talk nonsense! There must be something!" He was going to check with black bags under the eyes.

Oh... I really have to wear it now...

"Man, man! He is a man!"

"Man? Man?"

"How can it be?"

The female robbers stared at each other, and the gloomy girl was also frightened, and stayed in place for a long time and dared not move.

All I know is that it's over. My identity was revealed again.

After running for thousands of kilometers, I didn't expect to be planted here.

I really want to die. I just feel the darkness in front of my eyes. If this continues, I'm afraid I will really be dead...

But soon, an unexpected thing happened again.

"He really is a man..."

"My lord, he is the incarnation of my lord!"

"He is the owner!"

I saw a few female robbers in front of me whispering, looking at me in horror, and after communicating with each other again, they actually knelt down, all knelt in front of me!

"My lord, spare your life! We don't, don't know it was you who came...offended you, damn..."

Including the gloomy girl, all the female robbers actually knelt down in front of me, and each of them kowtowed their heads in fear!

Xiaobai and I were dumbfounded at this moment, and both of them were foggy.

I didn’t know at the time. In the past, many ethnic minorities in Yunnan believed in gods such as the gods. In my time, some ethnic minorities in Yunnan were more patriarchs than women. By the Third World War, men gradually After the reduction or even extinction, the status of men in some minority tribes is even higher, and men are even worshipped by those minority women as gods and heroes. There are even totem carvings in their minority tribes.

The place I visited in Shangri-La also happened to be a place where ethnic minorities live. The women here have accepted ethnic beliefs since they were young, and basically worshipped men... So when the gloomy women knew that I was a man, their faces were all white.

"The Lord Atonement, we really have no intention of offending!"

"My Lord, spare my life!"

"Chiliquala, liha..."

The gloomy girl and the 5 or 6 female robbers all kowtow desperately, as if they were afraid of me, begging me for mercy, babbling in their mouths and talking about things that I basically don’t understand, as if they belonged to a minority nationality. Language, in short, what I can barely understand is the words of the Lord's forgiveness and atonement.

At that time, I was dumbfounded. I hurriedly pulled up my trouser belt, and Xiao Bai also opened his eyes in surprise to look at the female robbers, and then at me.

"Master, what's the matter with them? Why do you call you my master?" Xiaobai asked me depressedly.

At that time, I was too foggy, and I couldn't figure out the situation all at once. These women suddenly called me my master after seeing my male symbol, and asked me to forgive and forgive them?

"Master, do you call her master?" When the gloomy girl heard Xiaobai calling my master, her face became even more surprised.

"Well, the master's name is called the master..." Faced with the gloomy woman's question, Xiaobai replied stupidly.

"Owner... Owner... Owner... Owner..." The gloomy woman repeated the name in her mouth, but her face was even more ugly.

"The master is the honorific name of the master's attendant... She, she is the master's attendant!" A female robber yelled in horror, and then the other female robbers were even more panicked. As a result, they all went desperately towards me and Xiaobai kept kowtow, as if he really took me down as a god.

Although I was taken aback by the sudden situation in front of me, I didn't have to be stupefied all the time. After Xiao Bai and I looked at each other, I quickly recovered my mind. I have watched this kind of plot a lot in the 21st century dogblood TV series. It's nothing more than a minority who has a certain belief meets a person who is similar to the **** or hero they worship, and then mistakenly regards him as a god. Go down to earth.

This kind of plot can be said to be old-fashioned, I really didn't expect that one day I would encounter such a thing.

Looking at the kneeling female robbers in front of me, I felt relieved. Although the incident happened suddenly, it was at least impossible for them to beat me again.

I looked at the gloomy woman who had been fierce to me just now, but now kneeling in front of me and begging for mercy, her brain flew around, then tightened her pants, coughed, and deliberately pretended to be majestic, and said:

"Ahem... It's good to know that I am the owner. I am not allowed to tell anyone about me, do you know?" I was still very guilty when I was speaking. Although I am a man, I am nothing. My lord, I don’t even speak about ethnic minorities.

Hearing that I finally claimed to be the owner, the sullen girl was even more frightened. She knocked her head a few more times and said in a hurry:

"Yes, we must keep it secret! It must be kept secret! Lord Lord's coming to the world is a secret, we dare not divulge it! If we go against Lord Lord's will, we will break our tongue and die!"

The gloomy women are so scared that they can't speak smoothly. Mandarin and local dialects are mixed together, and they are irritable and messy, but I am at least sure that they will not reveal the secret that I am a man, that's enough. .

The words of the gloomy women gave me an inexplicable sense of pride. I looked at the gloomy woman, and then said in a more accentuated tone:

"Well, that's all right. Also, don't you give me back all my things soon?"

Hearing my order, the gloomy woman's face was white again, and she hurriedly returned all the money and bank cards that had been raided from me, and then stumbled on her knees and kept kowtow.

"The villain offended the lord, and even ate the courage, and had no intention of snatching the lord's divine object. I, I really deserve to die... ten thousand deaths are not enough..."

I took the bank card and money with some guilty conscience, still keeping the original serious look on my face. I know that the play needs to be very similar.

"It's good to know, this time I will spare you first, next time if you dare to stop me, I must... let you taste the **** fire!" Hell fire is a unique trick in the fantasy westward journey, and I will do it for a while. Unexpectedly, any torture could intimidate these women, so I casually threatened them with a few words.

Unexpectedly, they were so intimidated by me that they would knock even harder, and there was even a female robber kneeling on the ground shivering.

"Don't dare! Don't dare! Ask the Lord to forgive us!"

"The Lord is merciful!"

"Chiliquala..."

Looking at the way these female robbers looked like I was really funny. I thought Xiao Bai was already stupid enough, but now it seems that there are some outsiders, so I really dealt with the sentence that IQ has upper limit and no lower limit.

"In that case, let's go first. You have to do more good deeds and accumulate merit, or I will use my anger to burn you all to ashes!" For a while, I became addicted to play, and I had the courage to intimidate them more. A few sentences.

"Yes!...If you are my lord, we will do it...We will never rob someone else's property anymore..." The gloomy woman hurriedly took the lead in guaranteeing it, her face full of horror.

"That's fine." I was a little proud to see the gloomy girl was so frightened by me. Then I took Xiaobai's hand, "Let's go."

"Master, this..."

"Go!" I increased my tone, and then winked at Xiaobai.

Xiaobai still didn't recover from such a sudden situation. I hurriedly gave her a wink while she was still not wearing, and then took her to walk quickly. I'm still going as far as I can while I'm not wearing a gang.

But I only took a few steps, and my waist was suddenly hugged. I was surprised, and then slowly turned my head, only to find that the gloomy girl was actually hugging my waist, and the other female robbers were also All followed up.

"Wait, my lord, you can't leave yet!"

The gloomy girl hugged my waist tightly, her eyes widened, her expression extremely serious and serious.