My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

Idiom solitaire, Sha Yi admitted defeat, and it didn’t take long to open elementary school math problems.

This lost to a bird, and Sha Yi was naturally ridiculed.

The second game started quickly.

He Dan looked at them (it) and said, “If we hurry up, whoever is fast wins, it’s okay, right?” ”

One person and one bird shook their heads, indicating that they had no opinion on this.

For primary school math problems, Zifeng and the audience did not have any hope for Sha Yi.

This morning’s performance is obvious, mental arithmetic ability, almost comparable to a computer.

And Sha Yi, a middle-aged man in his thirties and forties, forgot about reading and learning in the morning, can this be compared?

He Hao said seriously: “Please listen to the question, how much is 238.86 times 33.66?” ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Sha Yi moved, took a pen and wrote on the white paper.

And Yi Yi directly rolled his eyes: “It is equal to 8,040.0276, I don’t want to compare with this kind of mental retardation, it’s simply a sand sculpture.” ”

Sha Yi, who was calculating, stopped his hand, looked at He Dan sluggishly, and asked in disbelief: “Yes, right?” ”

He Dan nodded gently.

Sha Yi: …………

I lost.

I lost, I lost to a bird….

Huang Lei was afraid that he would be hit and collapsed, so he patted him on the shoulder: “Sha Yi! I reminded you before, it’s good! It’s good that you didn’t continue to call humanity the Future Star, otherwise you’d be sprayed to death. ”

Sha Yi leaned into his arms with a crying face: “I lost, Mr. Huang, I lost, I lost to a bird.” ”

Huang Lei smiled and touched his head: “It’s okay, it’s okay, let’s look ahead, it’s nothing to lose to a bird, I can only say that Dad gave birth to your IQ is too low.” ”

“you.” Sha Yi was angry and pushed him away.

“It seems that it’s okay, it’s okay, hahaha.”

Huang Lei laughed.

At this time, Qiao had already flown towards Yang Mi, lying in her chest.

Yang Mi touched its bird head and praised: “It’s really powerful, and I directly killed Sha Yi in seconds.” ”

Sha Yi: …………

We are all human, can you save me some face?

A look of disgust was stunned: “Don’t mention it, it’s not the boss who told me to compare with him, I don’t compare with him, it’s just rubbish and incurable.” ”

Sha Yi: ……

This is the so-called competition, if you win it is the emperor, if you lose it is not as good as the dog?

At this time, Peng Peng suddenly spoke: “Teacher Huang, let me ask you a question.” ”

“Huh?” Huang Lei wondered.

Peng Peng: “Have you been treated like Teacher Sha, so you used routines to pit Brother Hao instead of confronting head-on?” ”

Huang Lei: …………

This made others look at Huang Li curiously, although they didn’t know anything, but it was very exciting.

He Dan ‘poofed’ and laughed: “Haha, Pengpeng, you guessed right, Teacher Huang is indeed like this.” ”

Huang Lei felt the gazes of others, and glared at Pengpeng angrily: “You’re finished, I’ll tell you, I won’t have you to eat tonight.” ”

“Don’t, Teacher Huang, I’m wrong, I’m wrong.” Peng Peng was shocked and quickly begged for mercy.

Hearing that he was not alone, Sha Yi touched his chest comfortably: “Comfortable, comfortable, it turns out that Teacher Huang is also mentally retarded like me.” ”

Huang Lei: …………

Don’t talk to someone when you’re dumb, aren’t you?

Why don’t you say this, is it very honorable and proud to be mentally retarded?

I don’t know how long it will take to watch them talk again.

He Dan clapped his palms and said, “Okay, it’s time for us to work, and strive to finish it all.” ”

Peng Peng stretched out his hand and replied: “Ao Li gives.” ”

Others nodded in agreement.

One by one, they took the tools and walked outside in the face of the big sun.

Huang Lei looked at Zi Feng and asked, “Remember Plan C?” ”

“Remember.” Zi Feng nodded her little head.

Huang Lei was relieved: “Okay, in an hour, start Plan C.” ”

Plan C?

This made the people at the scene stunned again, not understanding what it meant.

Yang Mi asked directly: “What is Plan C.” ”

Peng Peng explained with a smile for the others.

Listening to him, he set the plan of four pits He Hao to work, and he was stunned.

Especially among them, Plan C, not to mention He Hao’s man, the woman present also said that this plan has no solution.

Give yourself, you will also be hit.

Sha Yi smashed his mouth: “You guys are really damaged, this plan, who can resist, it is worthy of the old fox’s plan.” ”

“Nonsense, think you’re mentally retarded?” Huang Lei rolled his eyes.

Sha Yi pouted: “You are still different, mentally retarded.” ”

Huang Lei: …………

All blame Peng Peng, this stinky boy.

Nothing to ask what to ask.

First in the evening, he can eat a piece of rice, count me as losing.

In the mushroom house, there was only Huang Lei who was cooking, He Hao lying in a hammock, and everyone else was working outside.

……………

The time passed quickly, almost an hour.

Zi Feng huffed and walked to the pavilion.

In the yellow barrier of the kitchen, the others, who had just moved bananas back, subconsciously found a place to hide and watch Zi Feng’s performance.

“Coming, coming, Plan C is coming.”

“You say, does this work for the big guy?”

“Who can resist this move, ask yourselves, can you carry this trick?”

“Can’t carry it, can’t carry it.”

“The big guy is working, then my youth is gone.”

“I’m gone…”

That’s right, what Zifeng was implementing at this time was the plan C set yesterday.

It was supposed to come to power yesterday.

However, he was beaten by He Hao’s stone, so that this plan could not be started.

And today, the plan can be launched, how can Huang Li let it go.

And this plan, in addition to allowing He Hao to work, can also cause him to cook.

This plan, Huang Li even gave it a name.

Sister Meter.